Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 362 Sinan Biao
Tonight, Uncle Zhang, uncharacteristically, made a big farewell banquet, and the staple food was dumplings.

Jiang Yun was very shocked. He looked at the uncle meaningfully for a while, but he didn't guess what the uncle was planning.

at the banquet.

Uncle Zhang Shengtan poured a glass full of Huangjing wine, he took the glass and came to Teacher Luo, and said: "Mr. Luo, there is nothing good in the Taoist temple, and the old Taoist can only give it with wine."

"Come on, let's not get drunk today, don't worry, I'll arrange a special car to take you to the airport tomorrow morning, so I won't delay your business."

Uncle Zhang's drinking capacity is very good, and Teacher Luo's drinking capacity is not bad, especially after he heard that Huang Jingjiu had hair growth, his drinking capacity almost doubled.

Jiang Yun didn't try to persuade him to drink, he hugged Xiao Bai, and fed the little guy chicken drumsticks, while Hou Er was beside him, watching with envy and hatred.

Half an hour later, Teacher Luo hiccupped, his face flushed, and he quickly declined, "Daozhang Zhang, I can't drink anymore, I'm going to get drunk."

Uncle Zhang Shengtan saw this, lowered his voice, and asked, "Mr. Luo, the old Taoist asked you something."

"Old Taoist, please speak."

"That's what, it's an illegitimate child, can I register for a household registration?"

puff!
Jiang Yun reacted quickly. He turned his head and sprayed the wine in his mouth, and then coughed violently.

The uncle drank Teacher Luo for a long time, so he wanted to ask this question?
What kind of illegitimate child, the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty is above, and the uncle will not have an illegitimate child in Emei, right?
Teacher Luo was stunned for a moment, then poured himself a glass of wine, and said inarticulately: "Don't worry, old Taoist priest, illegitimate children are illegitimate children, they have the same rights as legitimate children, and no one is allowed to harm or discriminate against them."

"For the child's household registration, the mother can register with the police station where the household registration is located with a medical birth certificate, ID card or household registration booklet."

Uncle Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, he achieved his goal, even hummed a little song, and began to eat vegetables.

The fire of gossip was burning in Jiang Yun's heart. He sat next to his uncle, poured a glass of wine, and asked, "Uncle, why did you ask Teacher Luo this question?"

"Are you in the Emei School and have an illegitimate child?"

"Just asking, just in case, and don't ask me if you have nothing to do, kid, and don't meddle in the affairs of the elders." Uncle Zhang said with a straight face.

Jiang Yun: "emmmm"

The water friends in the live broadcast room also sighed.

An illegitimate child, in ancient times, what a serious problem, Zhou Zhiruo of the Emei School just fell in love with Zhang Wuji, and then was forced to die by his master.

Ji Xiaofu gave birth to Yang Buhui, and was cleared by Juejue Shitai, and now she can register for household registration. This era has indeed changed.

No matter how big the rules are, they can't be bigger than the law. It is necessary to register for the children.

After eating.

Uncle Zhang Shengtan brought hangover soup from the house, and after drinking the soup, several people's thinking became much clearer.

Uncle Zhang finally took out the gift he had prepared a long time ago, a watch.

However, the dial is a collection of celestial stems, earthly branches and yin and yang gossip. It seems that Taoist elements are very heavy, and in addition to the hour, minute and second hands, there is also a red pointer.

Teacher Luo held the watch and asked a little puzzled: "Old Taoist, what is this watch?"

"Sinanbiao, during the Chinese New Year, some of us old fellows went to the ghost...market and bought some good things on purpose."

"This watch has spirituality, especially the red pointer, which can detect the direction of ghosts and monsters, and also has the effect of warding off evil spirits."

"When you are lawyers, you offend many people. Wear this watch to be prepared." Uncle Zhang Shengtan explained.

Jiang Yun could tell at a glance that this was only a semi-handmade product made with a modern movement by an expert in ventilating water.

Wearing this watch, not only can you tell the direction and see Feng Shui, but it also has the effect of suppressing ghosts, which is a good thing.

If the guess is correct, the back cover of this watch should have the exclusive steel seal of the master of wind and water.

Wait, where did the uncle and the others go during the Chinese New Year?

When Jiang Yun was thinking about this question, Teacher Luo looked at Sinan's watch. He did find the steel seal of Yin and Yang on the back cover of the watch.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at this watch with heavy Taoist elements, and became a little envious.

"Old Taoist, do you have the same watch? I want to buy one."

"I have tryophobia, and looking at that dial, I feel like I'm going to die."

"Look at the time, and you can also take a look at Feng Shui by the way, a must-have weapon for practitioners!"

"This is a watch with the right time, place and people. I want to buy it by following the link."

Teacher Luo looked at the Sinan watch in his hand, and he asked hesitantly: "Old Daoist, Jiang Daoist, are there really ghosts in this world?"

Jiang Yun smiled, Zhang Sheng sighed and smiled too.

Whether there are ghosts in this world is a question of metaphysics, just like Schrödinger's cat.

If you say he has ghosts, then he has ghosts; if you say he has no ghosts, then he has no ghosts.

"Teacher Luo, don't worry, there are no ghosts in this world. This is the insurance policy. It's the same as wearing a safety talisman, but it's more practical."

"Let me tell you a little secret. When I was 11 years old, my master took me to a haunted house to practice courage. I was young at that time, and I refused to go anyway."

"I went there later, and found nothing. They were all kinds of fake props. They weren't scary at all. I was sitting on the bed in the morgue, and the female ghost lady was still touching my legs under the bed."

"I thought I would be afraid at the time, but a fake is a fake after all, she is incomparable to the real one, really incomparable..."

"Ah, that's what it means. Anyway, it's superstition. You have to believe in science." Jiang Yun suddenly changed the topic while talking.

It's good that he didn't change the topic, once he changed the topic, Teacher Luo immediately put the Sinan watch on his hand.

This night, many people lived alone in a room, and many people who watched the live broadcast began to feel hairy.

"When the Taoist priest said the female ghost, why did his eyes suddenly light up?"

"Fake ones are fake after all, not scary, but not necessarily true [cover face]"

"Say the scariest things in the calmest tones."

"Daoist: Young lady, let me teach you, you are not scary at all, you should do this..."

"I'm going, suddenly a little scared, the window of my room seems to be open."

"In terms of the importance of finding a partner, it is better to be afraid of two people than to be afraid of one person."

"So, did the Taoist priest see a ghost when he was 11 years old?"

Noisy!Noisy!Noisy!
While the water friends were discussing, a strange sound suddenly sounded in the live broadcast room.

After searching for a long time, they found that it was the Sinan watch that had a serious problem.

The hour, minute, and second hands of this watch are normal, but the red pointer is spinning like crazy at an extremely fast speed.

Finally, the red pointer pointed straight to the gate of the Taoist temple.

Teacher Luo changed the direction of the watch, and the red pointer would rotate accordingly, continuing to point to the gate of the Taoist temple.

"Old Daoist, Jiang Daoist, is your watch broken?" Teacher Luo asked with some fear.

After he finished speaking, two slender figures appeared in front of the moon gates in the front and back yards.

(End of this chapter)