Jiayou fun things

Chapter 66 Monk, Taoist, Great Array

With a belly of tea swaying and a little swollen and painful lower abdomen, Lu Hao rode a curly-haired galloping horse, followed Yinyuan, and marched to the Great Yin Palace.

The [-]-feather forest army lined up in ten long lines, supporting them on the left and right.

Thousands of palace guards and little eunuchs were fully armed and surrounded them tightly.

Behind Lu Yan was a group of carriages.

On the four-wheeled carriage is a large water tank with an amazing capacity, heated by a small charcoal stove below.

There is a subtle smell in the air.

In the water tank, there is the boy's urine collected by Yin Qi during the day.

The huge Haojing, although only such a wonderful flower as Lu Yan, there are still many boys who are young and have low cultivation.It is not difficult to collect these children's urine.

If it hadn't been done with great fanfare, and if getting too much urine into the palace might have a bad influence, Yin Qi could have prepared thousands of tanks of urine.

Rao is so, the small charcoal stove is baking, and the urine that keeps the temperature without freezing, exudes a strong smell.

Lu Ru was a little bit broken.

This is completely different from what he expected before, the life after joining the palace guard.

In fact, he has already prepared himself to act as a 'eunuch', pretending to be a fox and a tiger, to do evil, to ruthlessly harm those cultural and educational officials, and to be stigmatized by their words and pen.

All he wants is that his meditation practice will be beneficial, to be able to see for a long time, to be free in the world, and to have a little bit of notoriety, but he doesn't care.

It smells bad now.

Under the manipulation of the Bai family, he has become a new national thief, and this reputation is bad enough.

Then, surrounded by the 'fragrance' of the rich boy urine... Lu Yan lowered his head and sniffed at his robe sleeves, feeling that his clothes were already marinated.

Lu Ruo sighed silently.

The palace road in front is extremely secluded, the palace road as wide as ten feet is paved with boulders, and on both sides are thick palace walls with a height of dozens of feet.

The high palace walls were covered with butter lamps and torches, which illuminated the palace road.

In the palace road, every [-] zhang, there is an overpass across the palace road from the half waist of the palace wall. There are arrow towers, watchtowers, and even a huge spike plate and other armors hanging on it.

On the palace wall and on the overpass, there were soldiers in heavy armor standing.

Lu Ru looked up at the soldiers, the corners of his mouth twitched violently.

The outfits of these soldiers guarding the palace tonight really made Lu Ru almost not laughing - on each soldier's belt and the goggles on his chest, there were talismans drawn on yellow paper.

The three-foot-long yellow paper talisman, with cinnabar, or some special blood mixed with it, was drawn with messy ghost talismans.

I don't know if these talismans are useful.

But Lu Ru looked at these heroic soldiers with talismans all over their bodies, and only thought it was absurd.

"Your Majesty, Da Yin can't find a few experts who can deal with these... ghosts?" Lu Yan felt that this should not be the case.

The way of heaven and earth is orderly, since there are ghosts, there must be an existence that can restrain ghosts.

Otherwise, wouldn't these ghosts be rampant?
Yinyuan covered his nose with a thick brocade handkerchief, and hummed weakly: "Maybe? There are some related records in the ancient secret archives of the Secret History Supervisor."

"For example, during the Great Noon Celestial Dynasty, eight thousand miles west of the capital city of Hao, in a place called the Great Buddha's Head, there were people who had seen the great power who could fly in the sky and wrap his body around golden light."

"That was recorded more than 5000 years ago."

"And 3000 years ago, in the troubled times when the seven kings of the Great Wu Dynasty rebelled, there was a record that a giant snake sprang out of its underground lair and devoured millions of people in three cities and two counties in one day and one night... That big snake was later killed by a The huge sword that fell from the sky cut through seven inches and fled."

"Don't talk about the previous dynasty, let's just say that at the beginning of Dayin's founding of the country, there was still a powerful man who broke into the founding imperial city, overthrowing 20 escorting guards by himself, and broke into the case of Taizu Long, saying that Taizu and him It is predestined to ask the Taizu to worship him as a teacher, follow him in the world to cultivate, but after being rejected by the Taizu, he disappeared."

"These powerhouses are powerful, and they must be able to deal with ghosts."

Yinyuan sighed: "But a generation is not as good as a generation, a generation is not as good as a generation... Now Da Yin, I am afraid it is difficult to find that kind of expert."

"Isn't Uncle Huang fooled? Daoist Wuyou of Wuyou Pavilion and Liudao General of Liudao Temple were led by Huangshu to smash the mountain gate the day before yesterday. The two dudes who were kidnapped were almost killed by Huangshu on the spot. ."

"However, it is recorded in the secret archives of the Secret History Supervisor. In the past, there were experts in Wuyou Pavilion; Liudao Temple also had real skills. But now the host of Wuyou Pavilion, the temple owners of Liudao Temple are all like this. …”

"Of course, let's not talk about them, let's talk about the nobles of Haojing's martial arts, who are still practicing martial arts, how many more?"

Yin Yuan glanced at Lu Hao with a haggard expression: "How about I find a young boy like you who has developed a vein like you after choosing all over the capital city of Hao?"

Lu Ruan smiled awkwardly.

The brigade walked quickly along the palace road. After an hour, the team passed through the triple palace gate and came to the back garden of the imperial city.

The totem of Dayin is Kunpeng.

The Kunpeng Primarch is a big fish.

Therefore, the Dayin royal family is naturally fond of water, and palace buildings are mostly built around natural water systems, and a large area of ​​water has been added the day after tomorrow.

The back garden of the imperial city, and its core area, is a vast lake with a huge amount of smoke, and it is three feet frozen in the winter.

In the big lake, there are three or five islands in the center of the lake.

There are nine curved corridors that connect the island in the center of the lake, and also connect the exquisite pavilions and waterside pavilions in the lake.

One of the water pavilions, named 'Xianyu Pavilion', is shaped like a flying geese crawling on the water. There is a three-story main attic in the middle, and the left and right sides extend to the east and west, extending one-story-high subsidiary pavilions.

Xianyu Pavilion occupies a small area. The main and auxiliary pavilions add up to more than one mu of land. Only a trestle bridge in the north is connected to the outside world.

Now on this trestle, every ten feet, there is a big monk in a red cassock, with a smooth scalp, no matter how old or young, his face is twitching, and he looks extremely sad.

On the left and right of the trestle, there are rafts that are several meters long and wide.

On each raft, an altar is arranged.

All kinds of tokens, flags, swords, talismans and other props are readily available on the altar.

On the raft, there were also old Taoists and young Taoists dressed in apricot yellow and bright red robes, each with a sad face, but forcing themselves to be calm.

On the south side of Xianyu Pavilion, across the vast ice surface, there is a fish viewing platform made of white jade on the shore.

On the fish-viewing platform, which is several acres in size, a brocade-enclosed windscreen curtain is now arranged, surrounded by countless eunuchs and palace maids. Behind the curtain, among the trees, people can be seen shaking and their armors reflect light. At least there is an ambush there. [-] or [-] heavily armored soldiers.

What surprised Lu Hao inexplicably was that all around the windshield curtain was densely packed with various Buddha and deity statues.

Looking at the texture of the Buddha statues and god statues inlaid with gold and jade, as well as the skin that has been burnt and mottled by fireworks, it is obvious that they are all 'old objects' that were worshipped on the altar, and who have enjoyed fireworks for at least hundreds of years. .

There are too many statues of Buddha and gods, and there are not enough fish viewing platforms of several acres of land, so they are densely arranged on both sides along the shore of the lake.

Next to each Buddha statue, there are three or five great monks sitting cross-legged.

Next to each statue, there are five or six old Taoist priests sitting cross-legged.

In addition, all kinds of Buddhist utensils such as umbrellas and flags that monks and Taoists use daily are also densely packed with pestles in this pile of idols.

There are also a large number of incense burners, incense tripods and other objects around, which are lit with top-quality incense sticks, and a large number of cigarettes are lingering.

However, from Lu Yan's point of view, ninety percent of the monks and Taoists present were trembling with fear, and their foreheads were covered in cold sweat.

Obviously, they are all guilty, and every one has confidence.

At Yinyuan's request, Lu Yao followed Yinyuan closely and did not leave three feet by his side.

There was also Yu Changle accompanied by a group of eunuch masters. The group walked along the shore of the lake, walked past the dense pile of Buddha statues and god statues, and came to the curtain of Guanyutai.

Dozens of tanks were heated with a small charcoal stove, and the children's urine overflowing with 'scent' was also transported to the curtain.

In the veil that covered the wind, the Empress Dowager Le Shi, who looked like an eighteen- or nineteen-year-old young beauty, was wrapped in splendor and sat on the throne with a faint expression, surrounded by eunuch masters from the inner court.

Wearing heavy armor, Le Wu, who looked like a metal ball, was sitting on the large chair beside Le's family, his face full of stern flesh tensed up tightly. He pretended to be calm and his cheeks twitched, obviously quite nervous.

Apart from Le Shi and Le Wu, there were more than a dozen young men in armor in the curtain, including Leshan and Leshui.

Seeing Yinyuan bringing someone in, Le's face loosened slightly: "It's good that your majesty is down."

Yin Yuan rolled his eyes, walked in front of Le Shi, and bowed to her very perfunctorily: "Actually, this matter has nothing to do with me at all, the queen mother will definitely be able to do it properly, why bother Want me to come over?"

Le Shi sighed, Yanruo Taoli's face twitched, and a smile squeezed out: "Thinking, let Your Majesty gain some knowledge, right? Your Majesty has not been shouting often these days, wanting to see a female ghost? What's it like?"

Yin Yuan rolled his eyes and shouted loudly: "Yeah? What damn little eunuch in Jiuquyuan, leaked this out? Old fish, go back and find out."

With a flick of his sleeves, Yin Yuan sat on the Kunpeng-patterned throne beside the Queen Mother with his legs raised, and shouted loudly, "Okay, let's start? Die early, reincarnate early... isn't it, General?"

Le Wu smiled dryly: "What is your majesty talking about? The empress dowager, majesty, Hongfu Qitian, mere evil..."

Raising his chest, Le Wu said loudly: "Let's not talk about the skills of these masters outside, just say that the tens of thousands of elites prepared by the minister behind, what evil, can resist the attack of tens of thousands of troops?"

Le Wu patted his chest vigorously: "It's okay if they don't come, if they come, I will guarantee that they will come and go, I will cut them to the sword with my own hands, and give Yin a bright sky and a good block. The mouths of those civil servants!"

As soon as Le Wu finished speaking, the countless lanterns and torches lit around the entire Great Lake, including those candles and oil lamps on the altar, all turned into a blood-like red at the same time.

The entire big lake, and the smaller half of the back garden, turned bloody in an instant, and everyone was shrouded in this ominous red light.

Lu Ruo's eyes bulged and his heart was beating wildly.

The great sense of danger made him almost suffocate, and he roared: "They are here!"

In the imperial city, in the direction of the Leng Palace, a sudden cry shook the sky.

An incomparably rich blood-colored cold air rose from the direction of the cold palace, and it swept towards this side as fast as a gust of wind.

Where the blood-colored cold air passed, the statues of Buddhas and gods were all shattered.

(End of this chapter)