Jiayou fun things

Chapter 65
'Gah'!
After an extremely unpleasant bird call, the big vulture slapped almost flat on the ground.

Lu Hao jumped off the bird's back tremblingly, and glared fiercely at the big vulture who was twisting his neck and glared fiercely.

From the northeast corner of Yushunfang, all the way to the Imperial City, that is, two hundred miles.

Along the way, Lu Yan and this big bird hated each other and both had the urge to kill each other.

Lu Rui thought that this thing was flying too bumpy, he went up and down for a while, and flapped his wings twice, and even screamed a few times, as if what happened to him Lu Rui, his internal organs were about to be thrown out. , where is such an unreliable mount?

And what about this big vulture?

It could not wait to use its big mouth like a butcher's hook to take a savage bite at Lu Yan's vital point.

It has never humped such a heavy passenger in its life.

Hey, the little eunuchs in Jiuqu Garden are better. They are all beautiful and delicate, and their bodies are petite, as if they are weak and boneless, and they are light as nothing on their backs.

"This way, Master Lu, this way." The little eunuch in the purple robe smiled brightly, and easily jumped off the back of his big white crane, patted the white crane's graceful long neck lightly, and said in admiration: "Master Lu has a mighty aura, which is a perfect match with the temperament of this red-topped general!"

Lu Lu and the old vulture were stunned at the same time, looked at each other, and turned their heads at the same time, too lazy to pay attention to each other.

The northeast corner gate of the Imperial City is the bridgehead of the Canal Bridge leading to Jiuqu Garden.

A long purple brocade has formed a windproof curtain beside the woods. More than 200 tall and burly men, each holding seven or eight iron chains in their hands, are leading a fat and strong bulldog to guard the forest. outside the curtain.

There are more than [-] bulldogs, and the categories are quite complicated.

There are wolf dogs mixed with wild wolves, mastiffs with noble pedigrees, greyhounds who are good at high-speed galloping, and the oldest and most traditional local dogs.In addition, there are some carefully bred, or mixed with the blood of the alien beasts, and Lu Ru does not fully recognize them.

But no matter how tall, short, fat, or thin the dogs are, there are more than 1000 and nearly [-] bulldogs, all of which are pitch-black, not even a mottled hair can be found.

The corner of Lu Lu's mouth twitched, and he remembered the story of the day before yesterday, at the palace banquet in Jiuqu Garden, the story of King Lancang boasting that he used a mixture of black dog blood and boy urine to severely injure a female ghost.

Black dogs ward off evil spirits... Here, there are nearly [-] black dogs. Are they preparing to take blood on the spot?
Apart from these big men leading the dogs, around the woods, there were nearly [-] Yulin Army soldiers who were eight feet tall, dressed in heavy armor and armed with spears and halberds.

What made Lu Yan speechless was that the weapons of these Yulin Army soldiers were all smeared with blood.

The cold wind blew, and the blood water had been frozen into blood ice.

tsk...

Isn't this blood all black dog blood?

The curtain was blocked from the wind, the curtain at the door was lifted, and the chubby Yu Changle stuck his head out with a smile on his face.

"Hey, Lu Lu is here, come in, come in, 'drink a few more cups' of hot tea before leaving. Your Majesty, I've been waiting anxiously."

Lu Yan hurriedly walked into the curtain that blocked the wind. Sure enough, in the curtain circled by brocade, Yin Yuan was wrapped in a thick silver bearskin coat and a thick high-top bearskin round hat. Surrounded by , he was sitting on a splendid pier and drinking tea.

There were four huge braziers placed in the curtain, and the charcoal carved into the shapes of various beasts burned red. There was not even the slightest coldness in the curtain, and it even felt a bit of the heat of late spring.

Lu Yan hurried up and saluted Yinyuan: "Your Majesty!"

Yin Yuan pointed at a brocade pier beside him: "Sit down, Lu Yan, I have something to ask you!"

Lu Rui sat down on the brocade pier, took the tea cup handed over by a little Gong E with a shy smile, and said solemnly, "If you have any questions, just ask."

Yin Yuan blinked his eyes quickly and lengthened his voice: "This question is related to my safety tonight. You can't hide anything, you must answer truthfully. Well, drink tea first."

Lu Yan's heart sank slightly, hurriedly took a sip of the tea residue, and stood up: "Your Majesty just ask, I know everything, and I will never hide anything."

Yin Yuan nodded with satisfaction: "Well, a few days ago, when you went to inspect the two coffin shops in the wind workshop, you shot a female ghost... You said to Luo Qingzhou, you are a boy, you He smeared the head of the gun with his own boy's blood, and then hit the female ghost? Uh, drink tea, fill it up!"

Xiao Gong'e hurriedly filled Lu Yan with tea.

Lu Yan laughed dryly, took another sip, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, this is indeed the case, I smeared the tip of the gun with my own blood, so..."

Yin Yuan's eyes became extremely faint.

Inside the curtain, Yu Changle, the little eunuchs, the palace eunuchs, and several generals of the Yulin Army in heavy armor all looked at Lu Wei with strange expressions.

Yin Yuan took a sip of tea and pursed his lips: "So, it's still now? Oh, don't stay, drink tea, drink tea, this tea is good."

Lu Yan's face was slightly hot, and he smiled dryly: "My minister, it's still now."

He drank another gulp, and Xiao Gong E filled him with another gulp.

"That's it!" Yin Yuan put down the tea cup and clapped his hands excitedly: "I will say, no matter how arrogant and extravagant the nobles are, and no matter how absurd and unruly soldiers are, the huge Haojing is really No good people anymore? Well, have some tea!"

Lu Yan drinks tea.

Yinyuan stood up and walked excitedly around the Jinxiu Dunzi for a few times: "Oh, Lu Yan, I read you right, scare, the whole Haojing is a big Haojing! It's full, drink tea."

Lu Yan drinks tea.

"The 42 mansions in the founding of the country, the 26 mansions that followed, and the marquises of the founding state and the later Jin Dynasty, a total of 370 five lords, thousands of mansions of uncles, sons, and men, plus the clans so many palaces, mansions, and even married ones. In the princess mansion... drink tea, drink tea, it's freezing cold, drink more."

Lu Yan drinks tea.

"Oh, by the way, this is to add to the imperial guards and the Yulin army that I can control. Drink."

Lu Yan drinks tea.

"I won't say anything about the palace guards. If Lao Yu and the others are boys, I don't dare to gamble. Drink."

Lu Yan drinks tea.

"Old fish has also found out about the Jianghu staff recruited by the palace guards in the past two days, and sure enough, none of them are clean! Hey, don't stay there, drink."

Lu Yan drinks tea.

"The Yulin Army... I never imagined that there are more than one million Yulin Army, actually... I pay them military salaries, so that they can support their parents and will support their families, not to let them go to prostitution and gambling! Tea."

Lu Yan drinks tea.

"Huge Haojing, with so many honors and honors, as well as the supervisors and soldiers I can command, you are the only one who can use it! It's full."

Lu Ru drink.

"I never expected it, I really never expected it, let Lao Yu sneak a peek at the bottom, I said before that so many palaces of princes, dukes, and honorable nobles, among the direct and collateral clans, the cultivation base has reached the extension of the veins. Yes, no, no, among the boys over 13 years old, you are the only virgin boy! Drink again."

Lu Ru...

"I thought that Huo Da Haojing would always be able to choose a few people from the honorable children who could be of use tonight! Oh, drink tea."

Lu Ru...

"I never expected, really, let me down, so disappointed! Well, have another drink."

Lu Yan shook the teacup in his hand and looked at Yinyuan with a twisted face.

Is this complimenting him?
Are you complimenting him?
Also, his stomach is a little swollen.No matter how good the martial arts cultivation level is, and how amazing the visualization picture is, his belly is so big!
"You are Haojingcheng, a unique and wonderful flower among all the noble families! Drink tea!"

Lu Ru took a sip.

Yinyuan turned around, looked at Lu Yan with warm eyes, and smiled happily: "There are so many noble nobles, those who have reached the pulse extension stage are still boys, and you are the only one! Drink tea... Oh, this pot is gone? Keep burning it!"

"So many honorable children, too young and not strong enough, what's the use of them?"

"The older ones, who have reached the extension of the pulse, are no longer virgins. What's the use of them?"

"Only you, Lu Yan, you are the only seedling in Haojing City. In the future, keep it well, remember? You have to keep yourself clean, you don't want those places like brothels, flower boats, and half-closed doors. went."

Yin Yuan smiled brightly: "When you are older, I will help you choose a good princess from the imperial family. Before that, you must keep yourself clean, keep it, keep it!"

The corners of Lu Yan's mouth twitched, and he always felt that Yin Yuan's words were wrong!
"Your Majesty, you summoned your ministers to come here today just to..." The boy Lu Yan smacked Yin Yuan's words, and he always felt something was wrong.

"Well, the queen mother has set up a big battle tonight to catch ghosts." Yinyuan's face twitched, he put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky, and said faintly: "If she catches ghosts, just catch ghosts, it is estimated that , when the matter is approaching, and she is timid, she wants me to sit with her."

"What do you say, use the spirit of the emperor to help her suppress evil things!"

"I feel guilty and tremble myself. I have the spirit of the emperor in me? I didn't find it. Who can see the spirit of the emperor in me?"

Yin Yuan whispered: "I feel that she is thinking, if she can catch those female ghosts tonight, then the world will be peaceful, if she can't catch them, she wants the whole family to die. A piece?"

Yu Changle coughed dryly: "Your Majesty!"

Yinyuan shrugged his shoulders and twitched the corners of his mouth disapprovingly: "So, tonight, Lu Yan, you are my personal bodyguard, don't leave me half a step. If there is a ghost, protect me and leave immediately."

"Well, drink tea, drink tea!" Yin Yuan smiled and pointed to the tea cup in Lu Yu's hand.

A pot of freshly boiled hot tea was served.

Lu Yan took a sip of tea.

Yinyuan hurriedly ordered Xiao Gong'e next to him to fill Lu Yan with another cup, and then continued to persuade: "Drink tea, drink tea, this tea is wild camellia, a specialty of the Dazawa barren mountains in Nanban Prefecture, it is quite rare. The effect of strengthening the body, I often drink it, and the concubines of Jiuquyuan say that the effect is quite remarkable."

"Drink more, drink more, ah, there is still a big pot here, drink it all."

Lu Yan looked at the tea cup in his hand, and became a little uneasy. He looked at Yinyuan and smiled dryly: "Such a big pot of tea? Your Majesty, this is..."

Yin Yuan looked at Lu Yan and said bluntly: "Drink more tea, there is movement in your stomach, hold back!"

"Follow me into the palace later. If you see a female ghost, you should give her a face-to-face first. The fresh and hot boy's urine has been personally experienced by the uncle, and it is obviously effective."

"There are so many black dogs outside, ha!"

Yinyuan looked at Lu Yan's gradually distorted face, and hurriedly said: "Haha, just be prepared, to prevent the backhand in case... What if the female ghost is particularly fierce tonight, and the black dog can't bear it?"

"Uncle Huang has prepared dozens of jars of boy urine, but, I think, freshly prepared is better than pre-fetched, right?"

Yin Yuan smiled awkwardly.

Lu Yan also felt quite embarrassed.

If what Yinyuan said really happened, Lu Yu would be in the palace, in front of countless nobles... This is also unprecedented, and it is estimated that no one will come later, right?
I don't know how it will be recorded in the history books.

The door at the northeast corner of the imperial city opened slowly, Yinyuan looked at the open palace gate with a twisted face, sighed heavily, and then bowed his head down, like the leader of the defeated chaotic army, and walked towards the palace gate sloppily.

(End of this chapter)