Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 311 So-so-so
Now Li Fan's bald head is full of sweat, you fairies and witches, you can be a person, don't look at his middle-aged bald head now, but in his heart he is a teenager who has just passed his prime!Prescribing strong medicine or something, it's too much!

Could it be that after inheriting the cause and effect of the true biography of the God Lord, will he meet a large group of sick and delicate people who love him to death?Alas, it's all due to the damn charm of the poor monk~~
'vomit--'

Hey system, where are you from?
But then again, if what Gu Panpan said is true, and if you become a karmic double cultivator with him, you will have the chance to realize Taoism, so what's going on?Could it be that among the exercises he has mastered so far, is there anything that can help the female cultivator break through to enlightenment?

Is it his improved "Spiritual Pivot"?It's too unreliable to rely on dual cultivation to help people realize Taoism. He is not Ah Mao, and this is not that kind of story...

Or "Moshan Taisu Change"?Then you won't be a human after being trained, right?Isn't it the true biography of Beichen Sword Sect?
Although Xuantian didn't say that women can't practice, but the three Xuantian true biography in front of Li Fan are also senior brothers, and the masters in the Jianzong ancestral hall can be seen, except for Xuannv and a monkey, the others are also male masters. door...

I don't understand, anyway, let's go to the Qingtang Sect first and find out what their algorithm is.No matter what the purpose is, someone is plotting against you behind your back, it's always uncomfortable.

However, although Li Fan wanted to go to Wangwu Mountain to see and see, and went to Donglaishun to eat boiled mutton after seeing, but Gu Panpan, who sneaked out, was not in a hurry to go back to the mountain, and now she was playing crazy.

"Hey! It's actually Zhu Guo! Let me give you one."

"En! Senior, look! It's a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum! No? You don't even want Ganoderma lucidum?"

"Oh, senior! Look at the big piece of amber there!"

"Oh oh oh! Five-color deer! Antlers! Senior help me break a piece of antler!"

……

"Ooooh! Butterfly!"

"Hey, hey, how old are you to even catch butterflies?" Li Fan stretched out his hand and grabbed the gold ring on Gu Panpan's ankle and dragged her back.

Gu Panpan was dying of anxiety, "That's the phantom scale Chiba butterfly! It's a pity to have it! The phantom array secret medicine is very useful in weaving feather clothes! Ah, I'm running away! I can't find it if I'm invisible! Senior, help catch a few! !"

"Oh, I'm so annoying..." Even though he said so, Li Fan still moved away, flicked his sleeves, caught those butterflies in a net and threw them to Gu Panpan.

"Wahhahaha! Master, you are really my noble person! I didn't encounter anything when I came this way! Now I bumped into a lot—a pile of fairy fate! Wahahaha!"

Gu Panpan also pretended to be Xiaojiabiyu before, and spoke softly, sometimes pretending to be cute and cute, but at this moment, it was already full of grace, wow hahaha, oh oh oh, he laughed loudly.

Li Fan just squinted and looked aside, is this the kind of knowledge of Xuanmen disciples... Well, this girl's knowledge is actually not bad. If you don't recognize things like geniuses and treasures, you will naturally miss them, but it seems that for others , the key is to meet by fate.

But Li Fan is different. After all, he is the asylum of Wushan Divine Body, and there are a lot of materials and so on, and he doesn't bother to pick them up.Naturally, Gu Panpan is the first time to experience this kind of aura of collection system. Her eyesight is not bad, and she has collected a lot of messy things, and she is already laughing from ear to ear.

"The storage jade is also full. These are all things in front of your house. Come back when you have time, let's go." Li Fan was getting impatient, and shopping was really boring.

"What you taught is that fate cannot be taken away at once, thank you senior for taking care of me!" Gu Panpan managed to stop his smile, bowed to Li Fan seriously, rolled his eyes again, and smiled as if thinking of something Come up, "By the way, senior, there is one more thing..."

"What are you going to do?" Li Fan was wary.

Gu Panpan changed his face, and made a three-point shy and seven-point sad expression, "Panpan has lost his parents since he was a child, and grew up alone, except for the ancestors, masters, uncles, and sisters of the Qingtang Sect... who belong to the masters." You are the best to me..."

...Uh, it sounds like there are quite a few people who are kind to you...Although the orphan plot is quite pitiful, isn't it fun to see you doing this...

"Panpan and senior hit it off right away, and I always feel that you are like my dearest relative, so I have a heartless request," Gu Panpan knelt down in front of Li Fan and said, "Panpan hopes to worship Master as a foster father!"

Li Fan, "???"

What? ?Earlier you said you wanted to sleep with me, but now you actually want to worship me as your godfather?It seems that there is no conflict... no!Is foster father a serious Taoist couple?Does this account for a number?Then according to Xuantian, isn't Kun also his Taoist companion?Does the kun account for a number?By the way, how many numbers are there! !

Li Fan was stunned, and his mind went berserk, all kinds of chaos.

Gu Panpan asked cautiously, "Senior, do you disagree? Panpan is sincere, if senior is in trouble..."

"Ah, I... huh?"

Suddenly Li Fan's complexion changed, he raised his hand to stop Gu Panpan's words, squinted his eyes and glanced at the sky behind him, "A master is coming, northerners, take this invisibility talisman and don't move."

Gu Panpan immediately understood that the northerners did not refer to the people from Genzhou, but the people from the northern ice field.Nodded and took the spell to hide.

Li Fan flew up into the air, looking at the two strong men who chased him in an instant.

They are all in the Nascent Soul Realm, one is a little taller, with a height of two feet two, and the other is a little shorter, with a height of one foot nine. A, one holds a ring head knife, and the other holds a mace. It is obvious that they are the warriors of the tribal shaman under the command of the Great Chanyu, who came to avenge Fuli Bojin.

Li Fan took out the steel whip and patted it in his hand, "Are you here to find Fu Li Bojin?"

With the assistance of the system, Li Fan uttered nonsense directly, stunned the two murderous big men who came over, and looked at each other. Obviously, he did not expect the other party to speak his accent, so they all stopped first and did not move for the time being.

Well, it seems that knowing a foreign language is not a bad thing.

The short man held the mace horizontally, stared at Li Fan, and said nothing, while the tall man raised the ring-shouldered knife and slammed his fist on his heart, and the buzzing sound was like a muffled thunder, " King Zuo Xian's Ten Thousand Riders Chang Wujudu! Who is the Zen master! Where is Bo Jin!"

Li Fan saw that the blood baby got into the back of the short man's head, so he babbled nonsense, "Sajia's dead door Dao Fake, whose common name is Fu Li Aruba, Bo Jin went to play with women."

"Is there a way of death..." Wu Jidu frowned a pair of thick silkworm-like eyebrows, and said in a muffled voice, "Bo Jin is dead."

Li Fan shrugged, "Oh."

The two big men from the Northland slowly turned their heads and looked at each other. Wu Ji frowned, "I said Bo Jin is dead!"

Li Fan spread his hands, "How can I bring him back to life?"

Wu Ji trembled from choking, and it took him a long time to recover, "But you belong to the Fu Li clan! Bo Jin is dead! You should do his errands! You are asked to arrest the monks from the Central Plains to prepare blood sacrifices! I caught a few Already!"

Li Fan frowned, feeling that it was not easy at this time, so he thought about it, told the blood baby not to rush, took it out of his sleeve, and brought out the bewildered Luojiao monk Wang Hong, "Caught it!" one."

"What! There's only one! It's still in the Nascent Soul stage! It's not that you want to be a boy..." Wu Ji was about to get angry, but when he looked carefully, he was stunned, "Uh, really, then... well..."

Wow...that's too bad...

Li Fan glanced at Wang Hong, who had a face of "kill me", and stuffed it back into his sleeve.

Wu Jidu said, "Chan Master, please catch a few more. As long as you are practicing with a golden body, you can be a boy or a girl, and you can build a foundation."

"Wait first!" Li Fan took the opportunity to explode, "I have lived in the Central Plains for a long time, and I have kept my name incognito! I only came to help because of Fu Li's face. What are you going to do, and who are you going to catch! Tell me about the task too. Clear!"

Wu Jidu frowned for a moment, then looked at his companions again while hesitating.

The companion (blood baby) nodded repeatedly.

Seeing that the 'companion' agreed to speak clearly, Uji hesitated for a moment, "How did Bo Jin tell you?"

"It is said that the 72nd Department of the Nine Banners entrusted the Xianbei Department as the Great Chanyu, preparing to deal with the Northern Expedition, and asked me to arrest a few people and bring them back for interrogation. There was no mention of the blood sacrifice."

Wu Ji didn't seem to doubt him any more, so he nodded and said, "It's no problem that the Central Plains army has a big Shanyu Wangzhang who will personally attack. I will wait for the troops under Zuo Xianwang's tent to take advantage of the emptiness of the Central Plains and send troops to harass him. Road. You don’t need to worry about anything else, just collect six boys and girls each, send them to Yehuling six days later, break the seal of the Xuanmen, and let my army enter the pass!”

Li Fan rolled his eyes, "How many soldiers and horses do you have? Traveling thousands of miles and going deep alone, you actually entrusted me with key matters? What if I don't have all the boys and girls? Don't mention Wang Wushan, just watch from the side , even if they swarm up at ten knots, wouldn't they be seeking their own death?"

Wu Ji snorted nonchalantly, "Don't worry! The [-] troops, of course, don't just go to your place, just be prepared! Besides, King Zuo Xian has already made an agreement with the forces in the Central Plains! Other feudal towns won't take action, they only need to deal with Yokono The army is sufficient, but their strength is empty, this battle must be won, and when the time comes, they can retreat once the looting is doubled, and your reward will be indispensable after the event is completed!"

Sure enough, there are traitors, and it seems that there is more than one main road for the Hulu army to invade, and there are other passes, and they plan to open them all to disturb the sight of Xuanmen?
Li Fan rolled his eyes and asked, "I heard that Henghai, Jinglue, and Hengye's three armies are not stable recently. Could it be that the allies of King Zuoxian have rebelled?"

Of course Wu Jidu refused to continue, "Just do your own thing, Zen master, and send people to Yehuling. If you don't arrive after the deadline, hum! Think about your Fuli tribe! Da Shanyu Junfa This is no joke! Let's go!"

The companion (blood baby) continued to nod, and then spurted blood from the corners of his nostrils and eyes.

Wu Ji was shocked, "Anda! What's wrong with you..."

There was a gust of wind in his ear, Li Fan had already escaped, stretched out his hand and grabbed his head, Wu Ji dodged subconsciously, his right ear was pulled off, most of his face was torn off, his face was full of ferocity!
"court death!"

This northern monk cursed!Aroused by blood and pain!Muscles all over his body exploded, and the long knife in his hand suddenly burst into black flames. He stabbed Li Fan in the chest, but the stab missed!

It turned out that Li Fan just rushed forward with his left hand holding his head and his right hand pointing at the heavenly point. He wanted to capture this Wuji alive, but he didn't expect that this human body was very powerful. Standing upright by hitting acupoints with the heavenly finger!
Therefore, seeing that he missed a hit, Li Fan immediately turned around and dodged directly to the big man with dull eyes, bleeding from his mouth and nose, and a dull face like an imbecile.

"Anda! You bastard! Does the Fu Li clan want to rebel! Your family members are doomed!" Wu Ji shouted angrily, and swung the long knife surrounded by black flames in his hand, cutting out a large piece of fire!
"If you want to kill, kill! The men of the Fu Li family are not afraid of death!" Li Fan babbled nonsense, and flung out the Qiankun Flying Dragon Sword Qi to test it out. The Qiankun Shuanglong Jianlan was cut off by the black crescent-like blade !Burnt out!

Is it a flame combined with evil spirit?Could this be the secret weapon that Shanyu in the north relied on?Planning to restrain the Taoist Taiji Xiandao with evil spirit?
Li Fan dodged for two rounds, and saw that this man's saber skills were wide open and closed, purely in battle formation, without any skill changes, so he jumped forward again fiercely, and the moment he appeared in front of Wu Jidu , and suddenly turned into six clones, attacking together!

That's right, this method is just Xuanming's splitting light and skimming the shadows, using Xuanming's true energy to transform into a water vapor clone. It's not a big deal, but Xuantian taught it, so it's naturally used to kill people.

As expected, Wu Jidu was taken aback, thinking that Li Fan had used some big move, the blade danced wildly, and the evil spirit was violent, and he tried his best to smash the phantoms of the six paths in front of him in the blink of an eye!But when he panicked, the moment he withdrew his knife and returned his breath, Li Fan tricked him out, seized the opportunity, and rushed in front of Wu Jidu invisibly, using his finger as a sword, and stabbing straight out with a sword aura!With one blow, Wu Jidu's left eye was blinded!
"Ahh! Despicable villain—!"

Wu Ji lost his left eye, and his right eye was also fascinated by blood, howling wildly, dancing wildly with long knives in his hands, rolling the knives in disorder, flaming wildly, and evil spirit overflowing!
However, Li Fan hid behind the opponent's body, moving left and right, so that even the corners of his clothes were not swept by the blades of the sky, and he was still calculating the opponent's breath in his heart.From time to time, he posted up to give him a pulse, silently tried his breath, contacted the previous research on Fu Li Bojin, and Li Fan also saw the way of the other party's Taoism.

Strictly speaking, this is not a practice method of combining Tai Chi and Tai Su, but more like isolating the brain, bone marrow, and nerve center with a special layer of Qi protection, and then gradually removing the internal organs, muscles, skin, etc. The parts of the body gradually become too plain, mutated and replaced, and in the end, it is probably the same as the magic wolf god, becoming a Taiji creature inside and an incomplete mutant of Taisu Dao body outside.

It can be regarded as realizing the evolution of the Taisu Dao body through gradual mutation and replacement. The method that can protect the brain and central nervous system is a little bit similar to using the parasitic evil octopus that drills into the brain to control the evil spirit.

Of course, there is a prerequisite for this method, that is, the physical body must be very, very strong, with extremely high vitality endurance, so that the physical body will not be affected by the evil spirit and mutate disorderly.And it must be combined with special exercises to protect the brain, so that it can endure the erosion of evil spirits and gradually replace the organs in the body.And this evolution obviously has to be done step by step and slowly, for example, exercise one arm first!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

Wu Ji screamed loudly and fell to the ground, but no matter how loudly he screamed, no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless. His right arm holding the knife had already been torn off by Li Fan.

Li Fan looked at the thick arm in his hand, which looked like a freshly caught live fish, and he could see the muscles at the torn fracture, still like a living thing, as if the tentacles of an octopus were twisting wildly, and the whole arm was struggling desperately. The endless evil spirit flames were input into the long knife, and the blade was lit into a black torch.

"You shamans are also very interesting, you have to go and have a look."

Li Fan stepped on Wu Jidu's neck, sniffed the severed arm in his hand, "hiss—" he sucked the black evil fire from the knife into his mouth and nose and swallowed it, and then took out a handful of black bamboo Lou Guandao's talisman, wrapped in a broken arm like a ham, was put away in the sleeve.

"Stop barking, be a man stronger, and learn from other gods."

Li Fan squatted down, held down Wu Jidu's head, smashed his jaw and teeth with one punch to prevent himself from biting his tongue, then raised his fist and beat his whole body with a "thump, thud, thump" to break his whole body's muscles and bones, and touched him again. Draw out a spell, cut open his abdomen with a hand knife, and send it all into his muscles and viscera, so that his whole body cultivation will be abolished.

After tidying up in this way, he finally made up half of the black female purple golden pill, stuffed it under Wu Jidu's tongue and hung him for a while, Li Fan was relieved. surmise.

Then Li Fan skillfully took out the lotus pod and sprinkled it, washed his hands, wiped his bald head, and wiped off the blood on his body, then straightened his clothes, showed a warm smile, and said to Gu Panpan who was shaking into a sieve,
"Don't be afraid, it's safe now."

Li Fan thought she was scared, so he wouldn't mention anything about begging his godfather.

Unexpectedly, this girl rushed over instead, her cheeks were flushed, her face was full of admiration, and she said like a cannonball, "Thank you stepfather for saving your life! I knew it! Stepfather's miraculous skills are world-class! Unpredictable methods! Panpan admires you the most The master! Start cleanly! Don't fix those false ones!
Sure enough, there are mountains beyond the mountains, and heaven beyond the sky!These barbarians must have seen the strength of the Central Plains today!The world is so big!No wonder foster father you feel that Panpan's ability is so-so. Compared with you, Wangwushan's level is just so-so!

By the way, foster father!It's rare to have the opportunity to meet a master like you. This is the "Bixia Ziwei Tianyi Zhenjue" that I am practicing. Please taste it and point out the shortcomings of Panpan's practice?

By the way, there is also Yifu, you were as fast as a ghost just now, frankly speaking, Panpan didn't see clearly at all, but this movement is too chic!Can you teach Panpan this brilliant escape method?I beg you~~~"

Li Fan looked at the jade slips of martial arts presented by Gu Panpan, besides the magic tricks of heavenly clothes, there was actually a copy of "Ziwei Fighting Numbers" and a "Tian He Shen Shu".

...... Good guy, I'm going to recognize my godfather right now, and even exchanged all the secret exercises of my master's school. No wonder this guy can be loved by everyone even in the famous green tea sect. Seeing the flowers bloom, the skin is really thick...

But it’s okay, anyway, the art of wind and cloud dragon ranks is not my master, Li Fan has nothing to change, Xuanmen has always cherished its own unique knowledge, Penglai’s can’t get it, Wangwushan’s has a chance to get two books. Not bad.

"You're pretty good at choosing. I have so many skills, so I'll choose a superior escape method when I choose. But I declare in advance that this is the Qingcheng Mountain Xuanming escape method. It's none of my business whether you learn it or not."

Gu Panpan immediately smiled, "That's natural! Thank you foster father!"

(End of this chapter)