Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 310
Li Fan was tangled up for a while now, not because he was entangled with one or two sword pills, but because he was entangled that "there are many seats next to the senior brother" was messing around!

What's the reason for this shit?Is it possible for him to find a few such private things as counting? ?
"It's not that I don't believe you, but when you say that, I really want to see it." Li Fan thought for a while, then turned his hand to find the pink sword pill and handed it back to Panpan.

It's not that I'm greedy for Panpan's body, I'm just a little bit greedy and coughing, the main reason is that Li Fan wants to take this opportunity to confirm the principles of advanced Taoist arithmetic. It's outrageous how many flying swords were counted in Nanhai last time , This time it was actually on his head, can you bear it?
Panpan didn't expect this monk to be so eloquent, so he thought it would take a lot of talking, so he smiled, "The monk is really merciful, the master is really my destiny! You help me get this good fate, when I get married in the future, We must come to have a wedding wine, and Panpan must offer you a toast with senior brother!"

Li Fan, "..."

Now that I am your brother, I can't say it anymore!
And what Li Fan didn't expect was that after Gu Panpan got the pink sword pill, he actually handed over the stone sword pill.

"Isn't it? Are you really willing to give up a flying sword?"

Gu Panpan really didn't care, he just pinched the tactic, and saw the pink sword ball jumping around, turning into golden light to protect his body, knowing that the sword was harmless, he nodded in satisfaction, "Originally, this time I came out of the mountain secretly, just to Before retreating, settle those mortal debts, so that I can concentrate on attacking my senior brother.

What's more, the sword pill was a betrothal gift from the Gao family, and I was thinking about how to return it without hurting the peace of the two families. Thanks to your help this time, Master, you have saved me again! "

So that's the case, cause and effect, Taoism is really clearly distinguished, although Li Fan doesn't care about the Gao family, if Gu Panpan really has a relationship with his "elder brother", it's nothing to help the Taoist couple , but these... are they all counted?It's too scary, right?
Li Fan thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that Panpan also broke up another Zhang family's marriage before, so he asked,
"According to what you said just now, besides your senior brother, the Gao family, or other young masters, can also have a relationship with you?
But you can take the initiative to cut off the bad fate you don't want from these fates, and select the good fate you want, so the fate you count is not necessarily destined, is it? "

Gu Panpan took the flying sword, and smiled mischievously, "Master, it's not good to inquire about the secret biography of my Qingtang sect. Do you really want to find the love you missed in the mortal world, and get married? Oh, then Haven't I broken your Dao heart? No way!"

This guy is too cunning...

Li Fan thought for a while, then took out all the rubbish such as the red silk gold ring and threw it to her, "Xiao Nizi is so smart, she counts this and that, and I saved your life, so you're not telling the truth.

Although it is a secret biography of your sect, I can't figure out what is going on here, and I am really panicked.That's good, I won't quarrel with you anymore, I will return everything to you, save your life like this, you still owe me karma, right?
Then be happy and clear up my doubts, don't hide half of it and say half of it. "

Gu Panpan happily took back the magic weapon, jumped up and rode on the red silk, and smiled coquettishly with his feet up, "Don't be angry, senior, it's just that Panpan's cultivation is still in its infancy, and he's still young, and he hasn't started learning these secrets yet." , I’m afraid I’ve made a mistake, and it’s confusing you.

Why don't you go back to the Qingtang sect with me as a guest, master, you are so kind, I hope I will introduce a few masters, uncles and uncles who are similar to your age and cultivation level, and ask them to introduce you to Qingtang's secret method, say Maybe you hit it off, and you can form a good couple with five similarities!
Don't worry, my Qingtang sect selects disciples mainly based on appearance. All the elders of the master's sect are as beautiful as flowers and graceful, no less than mine, you are guaranteed to be satisfied! "

Li Fan, "..."

I can't say it!Now that I am your brother, I can't say it anymore!
Gu Panpan's mouth was tight and he refused to let go at all. Li Fan finally decided...

Forget about him, let's go to Qingtangzong to have a look. Anyway, we are going to the north along the way, so we can see the world and see what Wangwushan, one of the nine great sects, looks like.

So Li Fan Yujian flew into the air, and followed Gu Panpan with the sword light flying away.

Don't mention it, the new sword pill here is usable. This is a third-grade sword pill in the Jindan realm, named Frost Stone. Although it can't be compared with Yuanying, it is not bad.At least it's better than some Jianwan who pick and choose men and women...

"Is the master actually proficient in the method of controlling the sword? I haven't asked where you are from?"

Gu Panpan was also surprised to see that Li Fan could control the sword pill with it. .

"Poor monk Fake, a wandering monk in the Tiantai Mountains of the country, a casual cultivator, and he has gained a little from wandering around, so he is not proficient." Li Fan perfunctory, after all, he has not practiced the Ruyi Sword Sutra for 100 years. True enough.

"It turned out to be an eminent monk from the south. I said that with the cultivation of the master, why have I never heard of someone like you in the north?" The one who captured me in three or two moves was one of the best masters in the Nascent Soul Realm among the barbarians. Unexpectedly, he was subdued by you, master, without a sound. There are not many contests, right?"

Li Fan squinted at her, "Why are you considered very strong? What's so difficult about taking you down with three or two moves?"

Gu Panpan pursed his lips, "Senior, it's not easy for Panpan to talk back when you say that, but I can also be called the leader of the younger generation in Taoism!"

"Just you?" Li Fan was very skeptical, "I see many doll-sized ones who have already become Nascent Souls."

"They are reincarnated, okay! They have been prepared for a long time, and the two lives have to be added up!" Gu Panpan said unconvinced, "I have practiced in my first life, and I have to learn everything from the beginning. I can achieve the golden elixir within ten years The realm is already a talent of the sky!"

"Oh, so it's calculated like this, then you're still okay, not rubbish."

"Woo..." Gu Panpan boasted, but in the end he got an evaluation that was not rubbish, and he was so angry that he ground his teeth.

However, although Li Fan's tone was flat, he admitted in his heart that Gu Panpan is indeed qualified. After all, he knows the amount of exercises in Taoist practice, and qualifications alone are not enough. Hard work and luck are indispensable. , if you don't open it, it is really amazing for normal people to achieve Jindan in the first life. Most people really have to make sufficient preparations, and they can only cultivate Nascent Soul after two or three reincarnations.

But this chick was not convinced, she seemed to want to prove her strength, looked around, and said happily, "Senior, look, there are people fighting skills over there, why don't we join in the fun and let you see my Qingtang sect's ability. "

"...Come on, they're all golden elixir fish, I just want to see your marriage tricks, hey! Listen to people's words, hey!"

But Gu Panpan had already flown over to join in the fun, Li Fan also sighed, followed the past to hide in the clouds, and took a rough look.

It seems to be fighting in a group, grabbing a fart, er, sorry to say it is too vulgar, there are two factions of immortals, in order to compete for geniuses and treasures, and have a lot of celestial fate, so invite colleagues to fight together, and the winner will get a spiritual treasure and fairy peach .

Li Fan glanced at the peach, and Gu Guanfa could feel that the aura of Zixia in it was also strong, which was considered a chance for Gu Panpan, but of course it was just a roadside fruit for him.

Well, this whole set of sub-quests might be a garbage task to gain the girl's favorability... It's a waste of time, I really want to go directly to the banquet...

In that scene, two sects of monks were fighting. On one side were three female cultivators, all dressed as Taoist nuns in plain clothes, while on the other side were two men and four women, who seemed to be noble sons from aristocratic families, with a young guard and four concubines .

Now those concubines are fighting with Taoist aunts, and they are throwing magic weapons and Taoism at each other, and the level of rubbish is nothing to attract attention.

Instead, as soon as the sword light fell, Gu Panpan sent a bunch of magic weapons flying with a roll of red silk in his hand, forcing the two waves of people away.

When the three Taoist nuns saw her, they immediately cursed,
"A demon girl from the Hehuan Sect!" "We planted this fairy peach!"

Gu Panpan made a grimace at them, waving his hands, and his fingertips changed in an instant, and he untied the magic circle protecting the spirit peach in the middle.

When the young master on the other side saw Gu Panpan's appearance, his eyes lit up and he became interested.

The guards around him were also excited. Seeing that the master liked it, they immediately drew their swords and rushed up, a blade of light swept towards Gu Panpan's waist, trying to pick the veil off her body.

Gu Panpan sneered and kicked his foot, the gold circle on his ankle was thrown out, and the golden light hit the guard's forehead directly!

The guard hurriedly put away the knife to protect the front door, but heard a soft 'dang', and was directly interrupted by the golden circle, and knocked on the forehead, and was beaten to the point of bleeding, and passed out on the ground.He didn't smash his head, obviously Panpan was showing mercy.

When the four concubines saw the blood, they immediately became angry and drew their swords to attack, but the young master was even more joyful, stopped his subordinates, cleared his throat, and came up to salute, "Young Bohai Gaoguan, I have seen the fairy sister."

Li Fan covered his face, the name of this family is really amazing.

When Gu Panpan heard this, he turned his head and glanced at him, "Huh? Are you from General Tianbing?"

Gao Guan showed a look, "Oh, woman, she will come here after I give you a name", please the stinky fart, opened a fan gracefully, and said with a smile, "Yes, General Tianbing is my father, and the boy is the number one in the family. Nine. You can call me Ninth Young Master without asking the fairy's name?"

Gu Panpan also smiled at him, "Go back and tell your elder brother that I don't like the gift he gave you, so throw it away."

She said, pick the peaches and leave.

Gao Guan immediately changed his color, "Wait a minute, fairy!"

"Bold!" "Stop!" "Anything dares to disobey the army!" "Protect the major general!"

His four concubines rushed up together, holding golden melon and jade swords, and attacked Gu Panpan.Every sword is sharp, pointing at the vital point, and it is about to kill.

And the three Taoist nuns over there looked at each other, unable to hold back their breath, they waved their whisks together, recited Taoism silently, and struck out feng hu bing with formulas, directly attacking Gu Panpan!
This little girl was besieged by seven people at once, but she laughed, she didn't use the flying sword to bully others, instead she seemed to want to show off her skills, her pair of snow feet were like stepping on lotus in the sky, her hands were full of red silk, she jumped in the siege Let's dance.

This dancing posture is not only divided into stretching postures, seductive and fascinated, and Gao Ju's eyes are straightened when he looks at it, but it is not only a high-level body training and fighting method, but the steps are also obviously inherited from the Taoist Dunjia Formation. The curly red silk flew up and down, dancing like wind and fire, sometimes like a shield wall covering the sword, sometimes like a screen hiding, even if the four concubines surrounded her with battle formations, they were outstretched and couldn't catch up to her.

Gu Panpan, on the other hand, probably has been proficient in using the red silk in his hands these years, able to hide and hide, defend and attack, and after a few tricks tried out these people's heels, he counterattacked and threw the silk belt away. It was like a whip, and like a sword, this wrist was rolled, and the white wrist was unloaded, and the jade face was wrapped, and the head was torn off, and in an instant, the four concubines were smashed into stumps, broken into pieces, one by one. The body is lying horizontally, and it is smashed on the spot.

The three Taoist nuns outside looked at it, and they were terrified. They all screamed "Acacia witch", "XXXX" and so on, and fled in the air.

Gu Panpan didn't go after him, and threw Hong Ling twice again, causing blood to splash all over the ground. He frowned and gave Gao Ju a look, "They asked for it... What's wrong with you?"

It turned out that the eldest son of the Gao family was not angry or frightened when he saw the stumped limbs and arms all over the place. Instead, his face was flushed, and he expressed satisfaction from taking drugs...

Gu Panpan frowned, after all, he was the young master of a warlord's family, and he didn't bother to pay attention to him. He flew up into the sky with his sword light, came to Yuntou Li Fan, and handed him half of the peaches in his hand.
"Senior, look, I'm pretty good at it. Here, try it. This is Emei's flat peach. It must have been vomited by a passing fairy and landed in this mountain. It was cultivated by heaven and earth, but it was given to those scattered people. Here's a treasure, hehe, it seems that we have more fate!"

Is this the ordinary day-to-day life in the world of cultivating immortals to fight for peaches and win immortality...

"Basic skills are so-so."

That set of dance-like martial arts movements should be a routine similar to physical exercises, with too many fake moves.Mainly relying on the power of the magic weapon.That red silk is invulnerable to swords and guns, impervious to water and fire, it is a rare treasure, not comparable to the weapons of these casual cultivators.

But it's not considered cheating, you can't ask people to fight with their buttocks naked, right?

From not being rubbish to so-so, Gu Panpan pouted to express his displeasure.

Li Fan took a bite of the peach, which was quite sweet, "However, you are the famous Hehuan sect. I have admired you for a long time, and I am sorry."

"Isn't Qingtang just He Huan? What's the matter, but there is a woman who has a bad mouth and slanders the reputation of our lineage in the south?"

Gu Panpan didn't care much, "I know, some people say that our Acacia Sect is a xx witch who relies on schemes to steal human and Taoist couples and bad marriages, but the spiritual fruit is fairy fate, so isn't the Taoist couple not fairy fate?
Senior, you also know that the immortal way is hard to find, and there is only so much energy. There are very few righteous ways for women to cultivate. If you can find a fairy couple by the way, help each other, support each other, and become a pair of fairy couples, you can achieve the Tao together. Ascension, isn't it the best of both worlds?
What's more, there is nothing to compromise on emotional matters.There is no competition for fate, and no fame!
This time, I would like to thank my senior for returning the fairy fate to me, and to recreate my kindness. Then I will cut my own way and do my best to win my brother's heart! "

Li Fanhan said, "...No, so who the hell is that senior brother of yours? If you don't cultivate so many immortal arts in the Taoist sect, you insist on his heart. How can you still gain the Tao if you eat his heart?"

"Hehehehahahaha, senior, what are you talking about? Who wants to gnaw his heart?" Gu Panpan looked like a scumbag, smiling, cocking his feet and spitting out peach peels casually, "Actually, I don't know that. Brother, I only met once, but the patriarch helped me read the fortune, saying that the person’s luck is against the sky, his aura is amazing, he is a man of great fortune, and he has a good relationship with me. The benefits are endless!"

Li Fan hesitated and said, "Aren't you worried that senior brother won't like you?"

Gu Panpan laughed, "That's impossible, I'm as beautiful as a flower and I'm born with beauty, unless he's blind hahaha!
Well, I'm only worried that when Cheng Yuanying goes to look for him again, other women will have already taken the lead.However, it doesn't matter even if you already have your own heart, I'll just grab it, hum, our Qingtang Sect masters and uncles are very experienced, and they have hooked up a lot of Taoists from the Taoist sect!When I learn their true skills, I guarantee that the senior brother will not tolerate another woman besides me!Hahaha! "

Woohoo...good green tea!It's because you keep stealing other people's boyfriends that you will be hated!

Li Fan is also helpless, "Actually, you really don't need to think about taking advantage of other people's luck or anything. I think your nature is not bad, so you might as well be honest with each other, and there is no need to play those tricks. If you really don't get along, you have no fate, go to Emei or something Authentic practice, I think your aptitude and future will not be bad, right?"

Unexpectedly, Gu Panpan shook his fingers and said, "Senior, you are a master of the Shi family, but you only know one of the cultivation of female cultivators of my three schools, and you don't know the other."

Li Fan squinted at him, "Really? So I don't understand the cultivation methods of the three major sects? Would you like to hear more about it?"

Gu Panpan also gnawed on peaches and chatted, his eyes gradually becoming fanatical, "The methods of building and refining the Tao body of the three schools, the inner alchemy and the outer alchemy, are actually mostly derived from the immortals.

Although Xuannv was worshiped by my Taoist sect, Xuannv herself is an anomaly. It is said that she was originally a flying fairy with extraordinary talents and amazing aptitude. Her cultivation methods cannot be imitated by ordinary people. It is necessary to figure out and comprehend the book.

And the one from the Divine Sect is also a man, and their primordial spirit method has not even been comprehended and practiced by their own saintess, let alone outsiders.

Therefore, among the three major sects, most of the Immortal King Sect Master, the First Sect Master, and the Dao Monarch and God Monarch are men.

Although there are still many female cultivators in the realm of transforming gods, there will be very few female cultivators who will become Taoist monarchs in the future, and even if there are, most of them have their own amazing opportunities, which are difficult to replicate.

Now there is only the inheritance of Taoist Zixu of Huangting Palace in Hengshan Mountain, which is specially deduced for female cultivators, and can realize the superior method of Taoism.The exercises of other sects often have their own omissions and flaws. Even if they are as powerful as Emei, the female disciples in the sect often change their temperaments after practicing the exercises. They act quite extreme, irritable, and crazy .

The patriarch also said that with my aptitude, if there are no major mistakes, I may be able to cultivate to become a god within two lifetimes, but that's all.But if you can get a senior brother, maybe you will have the opportunity to realize the Tao!
Senior, everyone is a practitioner, you said such a fairy fate, how could you miss it, right?Even if I take medicine, it will be strong!You have to take him down too! "

Li Fan, "..."

I can't say it anymore... Now that things have happened... I am your big brother, I can't say it anymore...

(End of this chapter)