Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 281 Crow and Raccoon
Could it be that this new Shanyu was also created by Asi Bar to make troubles?No way, can you always get it from the East China Sea to the North Pole?This mobility is too strong, isn't it, running all over the map?But maybe it's the hometown complex?But it's not enough to call yourself Xiba Shanyu...

Li Fan shook his head and didn't bother to think about it anymore. The Central Plains was in a mess, and the Hebei Fan was fighting the Hulu in Yinshan, but he couldn't get along with him.And after asking this question, there are really no ghosts and ghosts near Dizhou. After all, it is adjacent to the Gen River in the south and borders Sanyuan. People come and go, and they really can't hide anything if they want to hide. It is already considered a "Taiping Land".

Generally speaking, the level of monsters on this map is too low to be used for upgrading, so we have to go further north.

Li Fan and the shopkeeper asked for a simple map of the north, and roughly asked about the sphere of influence of the current Jiedu envoys and the troops under his command, so that he could have a good idea. About where it is, where should it go.

Then Li Fan just left the restaurant, when he looked up, he saw that Li Wugou was still hanging in the sky like a kite.Alas... so annoying...

Li Fan also gave up and waved at her, Li Wugou immediately floated down like a ghost, "What are you doing!"

Heh, it's done in one move, are you just waiting for me to take the initiative to hook you up...

So Li Fan deliberately teased her, "Fellow Daoist, why are you floating around all the time? Do you hate the dirt on the ground? Then you're still wearing white?"

Li Wugou rolled his eyes, twisted his face, and flicked his hair, "Don't worry about it! I'm happy!"

Tsk, this temper is really annoying.

Li Fan shrugged his shoulders and walked ahead, Li Wugou followed him like a ghost behind him, and she was still full of aura to frighten Xiao Xiao, and the good people around saw this plague coming from a distance, and they simply avoided it. It's not as good as it is, but it's a lot quieter.

"Li Er, what are you still doing here? Asking questions, looking for someone?" Li Wugou followed with his golden knife and iron whisk in his arms.

"Then what did fellow Taoist do in Hebei?" Li Fan asked casually.

Li Wugou snorted coldly, "Who says I'm from another place, I'm a local!"

Li Fan squinted at her, "Aren't you from Emei..."

Li Wugou said, "If you live in Emei, you have to live in Emei! If you live in Emei, you have to come from Emei! Can't I just grow up in Genzhou!"

Li Fan was curious, "Could it be that you are a disciple of Emei Outer Mountain? Genzhou also has Emei's lower court sub-rudder?"

Li Wugou twisted his head, "I... I won't tell you."

Li Fan doesn't mind either, his favorability is almost zero, and it's a ghost to be able to develop a personal story.And he is used to it, this is how the world is, where the strong are respected, groups are grouped together, and classes are opposed. At first, he thought Xuantian Sword Intent was crazy, but in fact, everyone in Taoism is like this.Only when they enter that circle and make people look up to them, will they talk to you well and confess their hearts to you.

But those like Lou Guandao, Mo Shan, and Yan Xingyun who don't care about their family background and can drink with mud legs, in this feudal society with strict ethics and ethics, they are very few outliers, and they are probably even more marginal than demons and heretics. .

And this Li Wugou's illness is also quite obvious, and he just cursed over and over again, 'What are you looking at!Look at digging out your eyeballs! ’, but I didn’t really see her catch someone’s eyeballs. It shouldn’t be a congenital brain disease, it should be an acquired experience, and I learned it wrong from someone since I was a child.

If what she said was the truth, maybe this person's teacher's lineage is really authentic.But I don't know what went wrong again, I was living in Genzhou, and I didn't go to this mountain.

Of course, Li Fan is just guessing casually, he doesn't want to see one by one like a bulldozer, not to mention that he just got three confidantes, and the rabbit doesn't eat grass by the side of the nest, in case Li Wugou is really Emei Yes, when I meet Qin Nanxin in the future, wouldn't it be embarrassing to say that I pushed your uncle from the same school?

So Li Fan found a clothing store, bought a yellow robe and put it on.After thinking about it, he took another suit, raised his head and asked, "Fellow Daoist, can I wear this suit for you?"

Li Wugou seemed taken aback, "You, buy clothes for me?"

Li Fan smiled, "I see that you cherish the Taoist robe and don't want to get it dirty, but it is always inconvenient to go out. What if it is raining and windy? This robe will be given to you to protect you from wind and dust."

Li Wugou was stunned, but he didn't yell at him, he actually fell into the shop, and took the yellow robe, "...Thank you."

it is good!Hired!
Li Fan was overjoyed, that's great, Huang Tiandao's reputation in the north is so bad, if Shi Jiedu catches those wearing yellow clothes and kills them, then the two monks will fly to the north wearing yellow robes generously, kicking their noses like this Face, it will definitely attract a group of people to besiege and plot!In this way, as long as there is a fight, he can take the opportunity to shake off Li Wugou and escape!This plan is so fucking perfect!
Seeing that Li Wugou really put on the yellow clothes, Li Fan was in a good mood and praised, "This clothes really suits you. Li Daoyou, I'm new to Hebei, and I'm not familiar with the place where I live. Since you are a local, don't Do you know if there are any ruins of blessed land nearby, gods and demons dojo, etc., can you try your luck and chance?"

"...There is one place." Li Wugou stared at Li Fan for a while, "Then follow me."

Li Wugou let out a strange howl, soared into the sky, and flew straight out of the sky.

Li Fan also used glaciers to hide, and pulled out the sky full of ice to keep up. This time he turned around and followed behind, but Li Fan saw a little trick.

When this Li Wugou flew into the air, not only did he scream fiercely and frighteningly, but his breath was also extremely sharp, forming a sharp cone of air mass around his body, shooting it out like a supersonic cruise missile, and even forming an obvious gap when passing through the clouds. Ripples and Fenglu, rather than escaping from the body by Taoism, might as well say they are walking through the air with their physical bodies.But when she was putting on her clothes just now, Li Fan also took a look at her. Her waist is quite slender, and she doesn't look like that kind of Vajra Barbie...

In short, this is really the first time I have seen this strange move, and I don't know if it is really Emei's secret.

After flying to the northwest for a while, Li Fan followed Li Wugou down the clouds and came to a dry mountain with a rather ferocious terrain, with strange rocks and dead trees, shrubs and needle forests, poor mountains and bad waters, few people and no birds.It belongs to a dangerous place where you don't even need to count, you can know it when you open your eyes.

Li Wugou glanced at Li Fan, "You really followed me, this time I won't run away."

"Idle is idle." Li Fan didn't care, and looked around, "What kind of monsters are there?"

Li Wugou also said clearly, "This is the sect of a sect of heresy demon sect, but it was wiped out by the sect because of its many evil deeds, and the coffin of the patriarch of this sect's demon head was suppressed in the restraint below. I have felt something in my heart recently , counting the time, maybe there is an immortal zombie born out of seal, do you dare to go down with me to get rid of demons?"

"What's wrong with that."

But fairy zombie...

Li Fan thought for a while, rummaged through the storage jade, and found a seal from a corner, and showed it to Li Wugou deliberately as if showing off, "Friend Daoist, you have the true biography of Emei, that's amazing. Know this thing?"

Li Wugou looked at the golden seal, but he didn't recognize it at first, he turned it over and looked at the engraved talisman before he recognized it, "Is it a Thunder Curse talisman?"

He also said that it was Emei's true biography, but Emei's true biography is so little knowledge?

Li Fan smiled on his face, "Daoist friendly eyesight, this is a Binghuo Anode Bombing God Thunder Seal, a magic weapon in the Nascent Soul Realm, it is best used to fight immortal zombies."

In fact, he is best when fighting with bare hands, but it's better to hide one hand.

Li Wugou also nodded, with a trace of envy floating on his face, the golden saber and whisk that he was holding were tightly held back, "The Nascent Soul Magical Treasure, it is indeed the best to use Yang Lei to restrain immortal stiffness."

Will 'Emei True Biography' be envious of Nascent Soul magic weapon?

Now Li Fan felt more and more that something was wrong with Li Wugou. Sure enough, when the two of them went all the way into the wild forest, broke through the barrier, and entered a dilapidated palace ruins, they didn't see half of the immortal zombies at all. The evil spirit was not noticed, and there was no trace of the devil breaking out.

On the contrary, when Li Wugou was leading the way, he kept calculating the formulas in his hands, and stepped left and right, clearly breaking the formation.

In fact, Li Fan could see why she was here, and without pointing out, he followed Li Wugou all the way to the center of the ruins, in front of the ancestral hall of the ancient sect.

The plaques of the ancestral hall were all removed, and all the tablets on the altar were taken away. There were only three coffins placed in the ancestral hall, and three treasures were used to suppress and seal the remains of three immortals.

When he came here, Li Wugou fell silent.

Li Fan thought for a while and said, "Fellow Daoist, are you here to get the treasure?"

Li Wugou glanced at him, "That's right, these things are reserved for those who are capable, I came here with my ability, why can't I get them?"

Li Fan asked again, "Then what about the zombie in the coffin?"

Li Wugou also said, "I have taken the magic weapon, so naturally I will inherit the karma and kill Xian Zombie."

Li Fan confirmed again, "Fellow Daoist, you should know that there is a reason for others to seal these immortal zombies here with magic treasures, right?"

Li Wugou nodded again, "Of course I know that there is a great cause and effect for destroying a family. Digging up graves and seizing treasures is quite fatal. Not only is it useless to practice, but it is also unavoidable to be contaminated with calamity."

Then you still come?Is it so poor?

Li Wugou seemed to hear what Li Fan was thinking, and turned his head to ask, "Is Li Erlang the authentic descendant of the three major sects, and he was ordered by his master to cross the river to handle affairs?"

Li Fan nodded, "You can say that."

Li Wugou saw that Li Fan admitted straightforwardly, his tone softened a bit, and he said frankly, "Wugou was also enlightened by an immortal, and once worshiped in the immortal sect, but it is a pity that he was young and ignorant. Broken fairy fate, expelled from the teacher!"

Li Fan understood as soon as he heard it, "Oh, then you are finished, this kind is the worst, there is no chance."

Li Fan is also familiar with Taoism, knowing that the threshold of Taoism is the highest, so he doesn't even have a chance to take a look. For ordinary people, there is no chance, so it doesn't matter.

The real unlucky ones are those who are obviously qualified and rooted, maybe even entered the top grade, were selected by the master, and almost set foot on the fairy road, but they just stepped on the door, and because of "fate", "character" and "fate" and so on. For some inexplicable reason, he fell into some kind of trial inexplicably and was expelled from the school.

Loose cultivators still have the opportunity to work in the outer sect, but for those who have been expelled from the sect, when asked the reason for expulsion from the sect, they may not be able to explain why, maybe they have committed some crimes of deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors The taboo of the Nine Daxuan sects are connected with each other, and if you don't destroy it, it will be considered good, and there are no sects that dare to take it in.

"What did you do that is so serious? Could it be that you made friends with the devil?"

Li Wugou also seemed to be recalling the past, with a mixture of resentment and resentment welling up in his heart, a fierce look appeared between his brows for a moment, he clenched his hands and almost bit his lips to bleed, but he endured it, gritted his teeth,

"I am the daughter of a small official in Genzhou. I was favored by my master. I had the opportunity to be taken to the Taoist sect to practice. How could I make friends with the devil? It's just that my status is humble, but my qualifications are at the top, so I was hated by villains. I was plotted against by the sons of those generals and lords, and I couldn't bear it for a while, and I accidentally beat someone to death. The master said that I was too violent, too ruthless, and the city was too shallow. , how can I be reconciled!"

Li Fan was taken aback when he heard that, "Emei is so unfair?"

Li Wugou shook his head, "My master is not from Emei, even though he is also a member of the Nine Great Taoists, he just passed by in search of cultivation resources, but I killed someone from the Heavenly Army Jiedushi's family. , defeated Sanyuan repeatedly. Master can save my life, I am satisfied, I don't want to cause her trouble, so I won't mention the name, I just ask you first, Li Erlang, which family do you belong to."

Li Fan thought for a while, and he really hadn't heard of any collusion between the Tianbing Army and Jiuzhenzong, so he took out Penglai's jade pendant and showed it to Li Wugou.

Li Wugou was really relieved when he saw it, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, let's just say you're not the backer of that enemy.

After I was expelled from the teacher's school, the master did not destroy my meridians, but also taught me some methods to save my life. Inherited from the inheritance of the remains of Emei True Immortal, so he underwent a lot of karma and achieved the realm of a real person, calling himself a disciple of Emei.I think the disciples of Emei know that someone is impersonating, and they will come to arrest them, and then they can use this fate to pay homage to Neishan. "

"Wait, wait." Li Fan couldn't help interrupting, "Dao... Fellow Daoist Wugou, do you know who wants to join the Emei De exam?"

Li Wugou smiled and said, "I knew that you are proficient in escapism, profound in cultivation, and unfathomable. Although you deliberately dressed up in a weird way, you must be an authentic disciple of the Taoist sect, and you really know the ins and outs of the Taoism!

Master once told me about the Five Arts Examination, I still remember it, otherwise what would I do after you, I know that my current level is definitely not qualified enough to enter Emei Neishan Mountain.Li Erlang, you are an authentic disciple of a famous family, so your grades must be good, right?How about you teach me?In this way, when I have reached the standard of five arts, and with this level of cultivation and opportunity, I will not be without a chance to worship in Neishan! "

Damn, I thought I fell in love with him, but after a long time, it turned out that it was a female college student who was failing a course and looking for someone to make up for it!

Li Fan couldn't help but feel ashamed, "You misunderstood, I really can't do this..."

Where does he have time to do quizzes recently!Patronizing to spawn monsters!

Li Wugou just thought he was evasive and was dissatisfied with the Tao, "Erlang needless to say, you are looking around, don't you also want to find some chances to make a breakthrough. But there are really no geniuses and treasures around, only this tomb. I have come to see the three of them before, and they are all magic weapons of the Nascent Soul series. Although I have to lose some luck, I have only passed the Thunder Tribulation in recent years, so I don’t have to worry about my lifespan. Which one do you want, I will help You just take it. As long as I can enter the Taoist sect and fight for my breath, I can do anything!"

Li Fan shook his head again and again, "It's really unnecessary, I have a lot of magic weapons in my hand, I don't need these things..."

Li Wugou's expression froze, "Don't you want me to promise you with your body! Hmph, I knew from the look in your eyes that something like this would happen sooner or later! Li Erlang! I thought you knew how to measure yourself! I didn't expect it to be so soon. The traces are exposed! Sure enough, the world is as black as crows! Men are all like dogs!"

Although Li Fan didn't want to cut himself off from crows and raccoons, but this time he was wronged, "I didn't say I want you to give me your body! I don't have feelings for you!"

Li Wugou was furious when he heard it, "What! You don't even have feelings for me! Just because I am more beautiful, how much I have suffered all these years! How much I have suffered! Unexpectedly, at the critical moment, you still look down on me I!"

Li Fan was speechless, so he spread his hands, rummaged through his pockets, and threw a bunch of textbooks out.

Li Wugou took a look, sure enough, he stopped making trouble, and immediately picked it up to read.

"These are calculation scriptures. You can buy them in Yuntai Peak. The textbooks for the five arts exams are all interoperable. If you are so positive, this set will be given to you to learn. Guidance can't be said, everyone makes progress together , go ashore as soon as possible."

Li Fan took a look at Li Wugou's black light and started reading, which was also a headache. After going to Penglai Mountain for a while, he also understood that Xuanmen is definitely not a place where simple nerds can get in. They are really selecting elites. The intrigues and scheming among them are really beyond the reach of ordinary people, and those who accidentally die don't know.

Those like Zhou Chengxue, who are innocent, were given up by the sect after apprenticeship. If all their classmates hadn't died overnight, they might not be able to reuse them for the rest of their lives.With Li Wugou's status, he had been in a place like Genzhou since he was a child, offended a warlord, and was expelled from the sect. He still couldn't tell where Emei's inheritance came from. It would be a ghost to join the Taoist circle.

Her path to Taoism and immortality was probably completely cut off from the day she was expelled from the sect, but she herself hadn't realized it yet.Or is it that you don't want to realize it?

Li Fan didn't know how to persuade him, it seemed that Li Wugou had suffered repeated setbacks, he was a little nervous, and his Dao heart was on the verge of collapsing.It would be a bit cruel to let her pass the exam and then be rejected. Now I am afraid that the other party will not listen to her persuasion.

Just as Li Fan was lost in thought for a moment, he suddenly felt a jolt on his back, subconsciously rushed over, hugged Li Wugou and got out of the way.

Turning his head to look, he saw that a meteor hammer as big as a pill furnace had been smashed into the ground behind him.A group of people in yellow robes came out of the thick fog that did not know when.

Huh?Huang Tiandao?When did they jump out, why didn't their spiritual sense notice it?

Li Fan was just about to throw the Taoist nun in his arms like a meteor hammer to fight back, but at this time, a person in yellow robes suddenly jumped out from the opposite side, and he looked closely, it was true that he had fed half a golden elixir, and then ran away like a rat The middle-aged yellow-robed monk stopped Li Fan, turned around and shouted,
"Wait a minute! They are all our own! These two belong to me, Xiaofang! We were killed by Heng Haijun before, and we arrived before us! Give me Liu Zhuo a face! Everyone stop!!"

(End of this chapter)