Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 280 Taoist Nun
Seeing an opportunity, the old man of the Shen family immediately added fuel and provoked, "Brother! This witch is indiscriminate! Suddenly broke into the house, burned, killed and looted! Countless people are hurt! Dizhou is nearby, you and I work together to block her for a while! Reinforcements from the Henghai Navy will arrive!"

Who the hell is your brother, do we know each other?And stop for a while?She smashed you to pieces with a single slap, why do you hold her back for a while?
Li Fan couldn't help but turned his head to take a look, and found that the old man had already figured out the charm, and had already hidden behind him faintly.

Hey, this move of blaming others is quite slippery...

But the fierce-looking teacher, or Taoist nun, didn't rush over to pick Li Fan's eyeballs out or something.After all, since she was alarmed by Li Fan's spiritual spy just now, even if she can't see Li Fan's background now, she should know that the other party is not simple, and it is not so easy to get along with, so she draws her sword and uses force without coming up, and only uses her right hand Pointing and cursing.

"I harm people indiscriminately! Who puts ingredients in my tea, who burns incense in my house! There are too many people who are greedy for my mother's body, don't you think I don't know what medicine you took! You are a stinky dog!" You are also the first to dare to attack me! If I hadn't met you today, let's see how many people you will use the name of the place to enshrine! How many lives will you kill! Bah!"

Oh, so this Shen Jiabao is plotting to assassinate the loose cultivators in the past, no wonder the two he met not long ago were so ruthless.But how should I put it, this teacher's appearance is really okay, very classic black and straight, as long as she doesn't speak, she is probably someone who is often drugged...

The old man Shen saw that Li Fan didn't seem to have any intention of making a move, and that the female crown was not provoked. The two sides didn't fight immediately, and knew that his strategy of diverting troubles to the east was unsuccessful. He gritted his teeth decisively, bit the tip of his tongue, and took a sharp bite The blood was sprayed on the spell, and the magic talisman was burned to escape. At the same time, I did not forget to add,
"Brother, I'll let you take care of this eighth woman! When I turn back, I will send a generous gift to the house!"

Li Fan was disgusted by this guy several times, and he chased after him in a blink of an eye, grabbed the old man of the Shen family who had just landed the escape talisman, turned back again, and walked in front of the female crown Throwing it away, he sneered.

"Don't go so fast, brother, I see that the two of you are talking differently, and there seems to be some misunderstanding, so I intervene in mediation. Discuss clearly in person, don't wrong a good person, and don't let a bad person go."

The patriarch of the Shen family looked confused, looked at the burnt escape talisman in his hand, and looked at the people on both sides who couldn't see through their cultivation. Knowing that something had happened this time, he shrank his neck, limp and closed his eyes, waiting to die.

As soon as Li Fan saw the old man's appearance and got in touch with the simple local folk customs, he knew that the old man was probably really a dignified and harmful person. This time he kicked the iron plate and burned it on the iron plate.So he bowed his hands to the Taoist nun, trying to clarify the matter.

But before Li Fan could speak, the nun pointed at Li Fan's nose and shouted,
"I'm seeking my own revenge! Blood my hatred! Why do you want to meddle in your own business! How arrogant! Bah! I don't want to accept your love! Old dog! Get out! Let you live today, and kill you tomorrow !"

When the ancestor of the Shen family heard it, his ears moved, he was revived, he stood up, bit the tip of his tongue, sprayed another mouthful of blood, and fled in the air.

Li Fan clasped his fists, opened his mouth, and said, you crazy woman is sick!He choked in his throat and almost couldn't hold back the spout.

Okay, you crazy woman, the menopause in the Nascent Soul Realm is very long, right?If you can't offend me, you can't hide from me, so farewell!

So Li Fan didn't bother to talk nonsense, so he cupped his hands at Taoist nun, turned his head and left without saying a word.

As a result, the nun pinched her fingers to make the calculation, suddenly rolled her eyes, and screamed as if she was sick, which startled Li Fan.

"Fuck! What's wrong with you?"

Then the crazy woman didn't answer, she suddenly spread her arms, and flew straight into the sky like a flying eagle, shuttled out, she didn't know what kind of magic and secret technique was used, it was not much slower than the escape method, not for a moment, just listen to that The screeching sound went from near to far, and then from far to near again.

Then Li Fan was expressionless, looking at the old man of the Shen family who had escaped just now, and was caught back with a dazed expression, and looked at Li Fan, and then his head was slapped to death.

It was agreed to take the dog's life tomorrow...

The nun snorted coldly, "Can I change my mind?"

Okay...why can't you...it's none of my business...

Li Fan spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, turned his head and flew in a direction.

After flying for a while, he stopped and turned to look at the Taoist nun who was following behind.

The nun snorted coldly, "The sky is high and the earth is wide! Can you control where I want to go!"

"..."

Li Fan squinted his eyes and stared at the Taoist nun, and froze for a while, the Taoist nun also stood still, and then Li Fan fled away suddenly, only to hear a scream, and the Taoist nun chased after him.

He goes east and she goes east, he goes west and she goes west, he stops and she stops, he runs and she runs...

Well, at first Li Fan thought that this crazy woman was just a whim, and wanted to deliberately provoke him into a fight.

But Li Fan can also see that this woman's cultivation is extraordinary, and she can't be caught to death in twos and twos. Is God even more distant?So of course I didn't bother to talk to her, but who knew that this nun really wanted to keep up with her face, and she still couldn't get rid of her!

Even if Li Fan suddenly uses the glacier to escape, she will rush over with a shriek after a while, just like a stalker, and the most terrifying thing is, this guy seems to be enjoying it!It's really nothing to do, just use Li Fan for entertainment!

One thing to say, one or two is enough. After all, the traces of the glaciers are obvious, but one after another, the escape method did not distance itself, and instead let the other party keep up. Li Fan was actually very surprised. This Taoist nun is indeed a serious practitioner. Strength, but the strange thing is that Li Fan's spiritual sense can't see through the opponent's way, and he doesn't know whether he has a magic weapon or some miraculous body protection.

Li Fan was chased so hard that he had no choice but to stop and adjust his breath.It's not that he can't continue running, but that if he continues to run, he has to show his superior skills.I have already wasted a lot of mana for this crazy woman for no reason. If the crazy woman can't get rid of her after using powerful methods, wouldn't it be embarrassing?
And seeing that she was following her like a tail, her face was neither red nor out of breath, it seemed that her abilities were more than that.

Li Fan had no choice but to be silent for a while, and Ji Shou said, "I haven't asked fellow Taoist Yundou geometry, what is the word for upper and lower, and where is the blood of Sanshan..."

This time the nun probably saw that Li Fan was subdued and in a good mood, so she stopped swearing, cleared her throat, straightened her robes, as if she had been waiting for Li Fan to ask her this question, and replied loudly, "I am Li Wugou, Emei .And you."

Li Fan narrowed his eyes and squinted at her.

You Emei disciple are fake...

Although Li Fan has never fought against Emei Zhengjing, he has met face-to-face.That kind of demeanor is worthy of the praise of the leader of the Taoist sect, and it is definitely not better than this village girl and eighth woman.

What's more, after running two laps just now, Li Fan also noticed that the serious Emei Daoist Yuanying didn't even have a skill in escaping from the stage?No matter how you look at it, the flying kung fu of rolling your eyes and screaming is not like the orthodox method of Taoism, but more like some kind of heresy that stimulates one's potential.

Moreover, when the crazy woman got his headshot just now, the palm technique she used was not Emei's true method of cutting the wind and covering the moon. .

What's more, it's nothing more than pretending to be an identity. Could it be that when the elders of Emei teach their disciples to go out and report to the teacher by name and surname, they don't even pay respect to the Nine Heavens Profound Girl first?

This Taoist nun is also sensitive. Seeing Li Fan's suspicious expression, she immediately raised her eyebrows and was about to explode again, "What! You don't believe that I belong to Emei!"

Oh, whatever...

Anyway, everyone came out to travel the rivers and lakes. Li Fan himself has a lot of skin suits, not to mention that the world is cruel to beautiful women.With such an extreme personality, it may be because of some stimulation when he was young.Let me be a little bit more understanding about neuropathy...

So Li Fanji first said, "It turns out that it is Daoist Emei, I am disrespectful and disrespectful, and I am cultivating Li Er."

That Li Wugou was known as the real Emei, his brows relaxed for a moment, as if he had eaten honey, but when he heard 'Li Er', he suddenly turned his face, "You are beating around the bush and mocking me!"

Emma, ​​this person is too tired...

Li Fan was helpless, "My surname is also Li, and I am not a famous disciple. I just called him Erlang casually. Don't get me wrong."

Li Wugou actually still counted his fingers, then nodded, "That's fine."

This guy... want to fight, she doesn't fight, and communication is so difficult, Li Fan scratched his head, so he could only ask patiently.

"What is the real person doing? It was just a misunderstanding just now, should I make it clear?"

Li Wugou glanced at Li Fan, "You don't need to worry about me! I just want to wait for a chance and compete with you again!
But now I haven't seen you doing any evil deeds, so it's not easy to start now.You can do whatever you want, but as long as you violate my taboo, I will accept you! "

???

Li Fan stayed for a while, but didn't keep up with the other party's thinking, but felt that such entanglement was not a problem, so he simply said, "Since real people want to compete, then let's not waste so much time, just compete here, no matter Win or lose, click until the end, no matter what, how..."

Unexpectedly, Li Wugou opened his eyes again, "Who wants to stop with you! One is one, and the other is two! I, Li Wugou, never eliminate evil and never kill innocent people indiscriminately! You just do your own thing Well, if there's nothing shady about it, why worry about me following you!"

I Nima...

Li Fan was about to blow up this crazy woman.As a result, Yue Po suddenly said something.

"I understand."

you know?What do you know?

Then Yue Po said, "This Li Wugou has taken a fancy to you, and wants to double cultivate with you."

…………… What ah ah ah? ? ? ? ?
Yue Po explained, "I heard from Ri Jingjian that Xuantian Sword Ancestor originally wanted to give me as a betrothal gift to Senior Sister Han Xiangmo in Emei. Back then that Senior Sister Han was the one who tried to test Senior Brother Yan at the beginning. They have to compete for priority and rank high and low, and after ten years of continuous trial, they can be regarded as the character of Senior Brother Zhong Yan.

It's a pity that Senior Brother Yan doesn't like her, saying that although Senior Sister Han is talented, she is arrogant, does not want to be inferior to others, is outstanding and self-admiring, and often embarrasses Senior Brother Yan's friends.

And Senior Sister Han really doesn't tolerate sand in her eyes, and she attaches great importance to the distinction between mysterious and demons. She said that Senior Brother Yan is free and unrestrained, making friends everywhere, and she is often accused of preaching.

So the two of them competed with each other, and they would fight after meeting each other within three sentences. After a long time of entanglement, this good thing was finally ruined...

It's far away, in short, people like Senior Sister Han are typical Taoist people. Originally, the elites of Taoism are mostly high-minded. .Since this Li Wugou was from Emei, he was chasing you, he refused to make a move, and he said a lot, then in all likelihood, he has taken a fancy to you somewhere, and is testing your moral character. "

Fuck?There is such a gossip... no!Gan!I haven't been away from home for a few days, how come I hooked up with a teacher!And it will take ten years! ?It's life-threatening, right?
No, no, no, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, maybe it's just a rabbit gossip, the situation is not serious, think about it, maybe Mrs. Li doesn't have the slightest interest in Li Fan's young and strong body, she just wants his life. Not necessarily?

So Li Fan cautiously glanced at the nun again.

As a result, Li Wugou was also staring at him, with a bit of a look on his face, and even the fierceness between his brows eased a little!
Hiss... Something is wrong!

Li Fan knows that his own defense may not be convincing, but he is really not the kind of lecherous ghost who can be tolerated by anyone. Besides, although this Li Wugou is quite handsome, he has a strange personality and is out of line. It's so pissed off, and it's wrapped up tightly, it looks like the kind of 'If you dare to betray your heart, I will castrate you! 'The ruthless role.

Li Fan didn't want to take the initiative to provoke this nun, let alone let her follow her all the time.He needs to practice a bunch of secret techniques before he can get rid of the manifesto old thief. What does it mean to have another teacher?

Li Fan, who was going around, was also a little bit broken, so he simply turned around and turned back, ignoring Li Wugou still following behind him leisurely, and returned to Dizhou City.

This time Li Fan went straight into the Quemei Building, and he was well prepared. Before the swordsmen in the hall had time to stand up and interrogate him, Li Fan had already waved his hand, threw out a piece of money and gold cake, clasped his fists and said,

"Brothers are coming to Baodi for the first time! A little trick! Please take it to drink!"

The swordsmen froze for a moment, then swarmed over and lay down on the ground to pick up money.Li Fan dodged the crowd and dangled a gold cake in front of the shopkeeper, "Shopkeeper, there is a practice school nearby."

The shopkeeper hurriedly smiled and said, "There is a Shenjiabao in the south of the city..."

Li Fan interrupted him, pointing behind him, "No more, the Shen family was wiped out by her. Call your generals to take revenge."

The shopkeeper's face froze, and he sneaked his head over Li Fan's shoulder to take a look, and sure enough, he saw Li Wugou standing at the door, no, floating Li Wugou, she was dressed in white at this time, she was peerless, her feet did not touch the ground, and she was frowning at this moment In a heap, they looked dissatisfied at the dirty and muddy streets around Quemei Building.Then he pointed at passers-by and cursed,

"What are you looking at! I've never seen a beautiful woman! Look again and I'll dig out your eyeballs!!"

Dizhou City is full of unscrupulous people and bandits, and all the fools who are purely brainless have long since died. Seeing that this woman is floating three feet off the ground like a ghost, they are already too busy to hide away, for fear The gods fought and harmed Chi Yu, so how dare they offend her.

And those local warlords and generals are even more straightforward. Once they sense the presence of a real fairy, they dare not show it at all. Sure enough, these sturdy soldiers and bandits are bullying.

"Hey, shopkeeper, besides the Shen family, what other schools of practice are there?" Li Fan also knew that such a simple trick would not get rid of her, so he simply focused on asking for information, snapped his fingers to return to the shopkeeper's attention, and put the Knead the gold cake into a ball and put it in the opponent's hand,

"Or are there any monsters and ghosts nearby, fairy caves? Has something happened to the Henghai Navy recently? I heard that people are going to be arrested?"

The shopkeeper glared at the golden ball in his hand, swallowed, quickly poured a glass of wine for Li Fan, and thought about it carefully, "How can a small person know about gods and arrest people...

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I heard from the military leaders that recently there was a demon leader of Huang Tiandao refining evil corpses, plotting wrongdoing, and was suppressed by Heng Haijun.The commander of the army ordered the whole territory to search for the remnants of Huang Tiandao's party, and arrest anyone wearing yellow clothes. "

"Huang Tiandao? Evil Corpse?"

Li Fan had seen it before, so he didn't touch the drinks here, and only stroked his chin to calculate.I don't know if the person in the yellow clothes just now is the real Huangtian Mo Dao, or the unlucky ghost who just drank cold water and stuffed his teeth.Moreover, the evil corpse is barely considered a rare monster, and it is only taken seriously by the Jindan period. It is too weak for him, and this kind of garbage really doesn't bother to brush it.

"Is there only such trivial things as evil corpses? If you think about it carefully, are there any altars for demon gods, temples for ghosts, caves for monsters, lairs for gobillas, etc.?"

"What is Gebela..." The shopkeeper also looked helpless, "Our Dizhou is guarded by a navy, but it is very peaceful. Everyone is a good citizen, and there are no pick-ups on the road, and there are no bandits..."

Li Fan squinted his eyes, and turned to look at the good citizens who were already stabbing each other with their knives in order to grab money, and the blood was splashed everywhere.

"They're all just joking around." The shopkeeper also wiped his sweat and smiled, but he also knew that Li Fan must be dissatisfied, so he explained, "Our Dizhou is close to the Gen River, and the army of Beisuwei is stationed on the other side. It's dangerous to guard, and the army of Jiezhen is not stationed here. Immortals from all over the world pass directly above their heads, and there are only a lot of spies coming and going, so what big things can happen.

Immortal, if you also want to inquire about the reality in the north, you should go to Shuofang as soon as possible to join in the fun, maybe there is still time. "

"Oh? Is there any excitement in Shuofang that we can join in?"

"Recently, the envoys of Shijiedu in Genzhou are gathering in Shuofang to prepare for the Northern Expedition."

"...Northern Expedition?" Li Fan was confused, "You... feudal towns... actually organized the Northern Expedition by yourself??"

The shopkeeper also knew that Li Fan was from out of town, so he was not surprised by his expression, "Actually, they are often organized to grab some cattle, sheep and horses during the holidays...

But this time it's not that Jiezhen wants the Northern Expedition, it's that in recent years, businessmen and spies have often reported that the Hulu in the north had elected a new Chanyu, who set up the Nine Banners Wangtingya Tent in the Yinshan Mountains, and held an alliance to sacrifice to heaven. The south violated the ambition of the Central Plains.The territory of the towns in Hebei bears the brunt, so they plan to join forces to go out to try this new Shanyu's ability.

But that Shanyu's tribe is very strange, it came out of nowhere, Xibi?Or Siba or something...

In short, if you don't go as soon as possible, you won't be able to earn this military reward. "

(End of this chapter)