Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 2 Flowers Are Not Flowers

What non-things?
Li Fan swallowed his saliva, and he only saw two bloody holes staring at him, and the blood vessels and pink flesh were still trembling.

Just when he didn't know how to answer, a rainbow light flashed behind him, and a thunderous sound exploded from the top of his skull.

Lao Dao let go of his hand, threw Li Fan back on the futon, and sat down. Although he was blind, he walked past him without any hindrance to his movements. Compose, bend down and bow down,
"Mountain Lord."

Mountain Lord?

Li Fan shrank his neck and turned to look.

However, he saw a man with a face like pure jade, lips like cinnabar sand, and a nine-foot-long man looking at him with a smile.It was probably the mountain lord.

He didn't dress up as a Taoist priest. He was bare-chested and wore a red robe. He didn't wear a scarf and a crown.

Well, sure enough, this kind of thing mainly depends on the face.

"Qin Jianshi, how are you looking?" The mountain master asked Laodao, his face still smiling and looking at Li Fan, but he didn't see the flesh and blood all over the place.

"Back to the mountain master," the old Taoist complained, pointing his hand to Li Fan's nose, "This kid is a Taoist."

What kind of Taoism, why does it sound like a curse.

Li Fan frowned and moved to the side secretly, and Lao Dao's fingers moved along with his nose.

Come on, your eyeballs are all buckled!Is this still visible?
"This child is watching the stars and watching the moon, and he can actually fall into a dream! The evil spirit aroused by the time has fed the Heavenly Demon! But his body is safe and sound, and there is no trace of the manifestation of the demon! Even his mind is stable as ordinary people, Such poised courage, this is the natural seed for seeking the Way!"

You are too polite, and you dare not say anything with your equanimity, but it's true that you look dazed...

But the moment Lao Dao turned his face around while talking about following the mountain master, he really terrified Li Fan, who was complaining in his heart.

Just because the old man turned his head and bowed his head, two more eyeballs grew out of his own bloody eye sockets!

And obviously it just grew out!Two mung bean-like granules emerged from the granulation of the blood vessel, entangled by pink, blue-black nerve synapses, suspended in the center of the eye sockets, shaking, shaking, and unusual. ...it's just that kind of... scary, disgusting, and a little bit funny... this kind of feeling is quite inexplicable...

'Li Fan's mood dropped by 1 point.Notice!Li Fan, mood, 5/100, extremely dangerous! '

Li Fan didn't care that the system was still screaming, and was so nervous that he sat down on the futon.

Because that mangosteen, bah bah, the mountain master, had already akimbo, and swayed in front of Li Fan like a big red crab, squatted on the ground and stared at Li Fan, and even sniffed like a dog.

"En! It's rare to be able to enter meditation after the first moon worship! It's rare to be able to enter the abyss after entering meditation! And it's really rare that you haven't smashed out a whole body of shit! It's really a natural way!"

The mountain master nodded to Lao Dao with a face of approval, and Lao Dao also had an expression of deep approval.

Li Fan slanted them with his eyes. As long as you are not incontinent, you can be a Daoist standard, isn't it too low?
Then the mountain master also turned his head and opened his eyes wide. The whites of the two pairs of eyes were tumbling up and down, and they gathered six pupils. They all came together in front of Li Fan and asked,

"Then what did you see? Is it a thing or not?"

'Li Fan's mood dropped by 1 point.Notice!Li Fan, mood, 4/100, extremely dangerous! '

At this moment, Li Fan was really scared to pee, a little...

No, you are sick, right?Isn't it good to have two eyes and two eyeballs!And don't keep changing faces in Sichuan Opera as if you turn your head and change it!Which normal person can eat it! !
Frightened to rebel in his heart, Li Fan really didn't have a good temper and said, "I don't know what is non-object, I just remember that I seemed to see a sky of stars, and there was a string of purple bubbles floating in the sky... "

"Ah—! See, don't hear, don't tell! Don't be happy, don't get angry, don't be sad! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!"

The old Taoist roared suddenly, interrupting Li Fan's words, his toes jumped three feet away, his left toes rested on a bamboo leaf, his right leg sat firmly under his buttocks, and he stretched out his hands to cover it. Mouth, stretch out your hands and close your eyes, stretch out your hands to plug your ears, just right to plug your eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and seven holes, so you can even use two hands to hold the sword...

Well, the extra six hands were grown from the sleeves of the Taoist robe just now...

Watfak...what the hell is this...

Li Fan didn't hear the system speak, hehe, probably because he is already mentally numb now, it doesn't matter if he sees such a scene...

On the contrary, the mountain owner showed a face of blissful satisfaction, just that kind of squatting on the toilet for a long time, and the kind of supreme happiness that was released all at once...

Well, how do you say that sentence, only the host who died, not the wrong system, and most of the practitioners in this world have serious mental illness and mental problems...

"You can die if you hear it." The mountain master covered his face, tears streaming down his face.Literally burst into tears, there were six pupils in the whites of the eyes, and three times more blood tears flowed directly from the corners of the eyes. Those tears rolled down to the ground and turned into red pearls.

"Thank you little friend for helping me practice, these are the gifts from this seat."

As he said, he grabbed a handful of pearls condensed with blood and tears, and stuffed them into Li Fan's arms for him to carry.

Li Fan, "..."

Who wants the special code!But Li Fan didn't dare to commit suicide. He vaguely remembered that a masked man said just now that if he couldn't make it, he would send it to the mountain master to drink, probably referring to the lunatic in front of him, so he took it hard.

Then the mountain owner stood up, smiled and nodded at Li Fan, "Little friend worships the moon and enters the Dao, and you can know your fate at the first glance. You are a born Daozi, and your future is limitless. Come, I invite you to have a drink."

He flicked his sleeves, and two golden rays of light came out from the red robe. One bounce and one jump, two golden threads were drawn out in the blink of an eye, and they circled around the two of them like two long dragonflies.

Li Fan blinked and took a closer look, but they were two golden swords, always four or five inches long, about the size of a hairpin.Suddenly my heart suddenly burst.

correct!Flying Sword!He even got a sword in his hand!But there was neither wound nor feeling on his hand, and he almost forgot...Fuck, is it a dream or is he a little schizophrenic...

At this time, there was a sound in the bamboo forest, but it was the three masked monks who ran out of the ink forest. When they saw the mess in front of them, they all smacked their tongues and made a series of salutations, "Master of the mountain. Master."

Lao Dao sat on a bamboo leaf and closed his six senses without responding.

The mountain master didn't even look at them, and ordered casually,
"Master Qin's work on sitting and forgetting is not at home, and I can't wait to see it. I want to invite this little friend to drink, but I don't have time to control him, so I'll wait by the side, if he picks it up by himself before dawn If you don't come back, please get out the ink sword and cut it, and bring your head to drink for us!"

Hiss...you're welcome, you're welcome, we can eat something light, it's a little nauseating.

"Respect the decree." The three monks bowed together.

The mountain master reached out and grasped Li Fan's right wrist, holding his arm and gently lifting it, "Golden Jiaobaixing, Feitian."

Then the two long hairpin-sized flying swords accelerated around the two of them like a runaway, so fast that Li Fan couldn't see the shadow of the sword at all, but only saw golden rings like a storm surrounding them.

At the same time, he only felt that his body was light, and the mountain master around him did not exert any force, but Li Fan was led by him to soar.In just one breath, he rose up into the clouds and leaped into the clear sky. The bamboo forest under his feet and the square-inch altar quickly shrank. Looking up, the black bamboo sea undulating with the wind, like the turbulent waves in the night.And above the head, two bright moons are in the sky, and endless fluorescent light is sprinkled from the sky...

Wow, Lao Tzu Wuhu took off...

'Li Fan's mood rose by 1 point.Notice!Li Fan, mood, 5/100, extremely dangerous! '

"Little friend!" The mountain master tugged at Li Fan and interrupted his trance. "When the empty moon is in the sky, don't practice cultivation, otherwise there is a risk of going crazy, look at that!"

The owner of the mountain led Li Fan to fly in the wind, surrounded by golden light, and flew more than ten miles away in an instant. From a distance, Li Fan saw two giant beasts facing each other on a mountain ridge.Just like the ad on that page.

One is a golden-eyed brown ape with a height of [-] feet, with a crocodile-armored scorpion tail, and the other is a [-]-foot-long one-horned green snake with four pairs of bird wings growing from its spine.

One side is like the scorching sun, scorching hot, while the other side is icy and icy rain.The two demonic winds swept together, the foul wind burst into flames, and the demonic light shot into the sky.

But the two giant monsters didn't seem to be simple beasts, but rather human. Instead of fighting, they turned their heads to look at the golden light in the sky, nodding their heads in salute.

"Look, even if you have the cultivation level of Jindan stage, and Xu Ye has to do double cultivation, it is inevitable that you will not be able to control your appearance," the mountain master smiled, "Unfortunately, I wanted to kill his husband and wife for drinking, then next time Bar."

Li Fanhan alone, can we stop thinking about killing people and drinking, and...

"The mountain master, the immortals, and the noble faction are all demons... are they all demons?"

"Hahahahaha!" The mountain master laughed loudly, "It's my fault, the little friend was born in the world, and he doesn't know anything about cultivation. Don't worry, let's have a drink first!"

The mountain master pointed his right hand to the sky, the golden sword accelerated obviously, and the surrounding mountains and trees flew backwards, but Li Fan didn't feel the wind blowing his face at all. Suddenly the willows are dark and the flowers are bright, as if they suddenly jumped from the underworld to the sun, and the virtual night jumped into the day, as if the curtains were opened, the eyes were brighter.

Li Fan opened his eyes, and a lush flying mountain came into view, with immortal air curling, clouds and colorful mist, curling around the peaks, palaces and pavilions, gathering among them, water pavilions and pavilions, dazzling, green luan and flying cranes, supporting the wind.

At first glance, it is a serious fairy family, a bright and upright Daoist sect.It's not like the monstrous winds outside, it's very hell.

'Li Fan's mood rose by 1 point. '

Li Fan raised his head, but couldn't see the moon, the clouds in the sky were rolling backwards, like the hanging cover was upside down, and he couldn't see any stars. Probably this place was the blessed land where the mountain master lived, some kind of closed space or something.

After breaking into this layer of space, the golden circle surrounding the two gradually spread out, the two golden swords slowly slowed down, and the swimming fish seemed to dig into the sleeves of the mountain master.

The owner of the mountain opened his robes, gliding in the wind like a roc, leading Li Fan to the peak of this immortal mountain in the sea of ​​clouds, in a courtyard with flowing water and peach blossoms.There is a fragrant smell in the nose, there is also a gentle breeze in the courtyard, and the garden scenery is quite elegant.

'Li Fan's mood rose by 1 point. '

"Little friend, sit down for a while, I'll go back when I go."

The mountain master let go of Li Fan's wrist, asked him to take a seat in the room, turned around and shouted at the courtyard, "Come and serve!"

Immediately, the silhouette of the mountain master turned into a rainbow light and escaped.

On the side of the stream outside the courtyard, a gust of breeze blew past, rolling up pieces of peach blossoms, showing three young girls of twenty-eight.

One is a man with pink eyebrows and a brocade skirt, the other is a beautiful girl with a rosy face, and the other is a beautiful woman, with blue silk wrapping around her body.

The three of them smiled sweetly, Yingsheng Yanyu had to pay homage together,
"The maid has seen Xiao Xianggong."

Li Fan swallowed his saliva.

'Li Fan's mood has greatly improved by 1 point'

'Li Fan's mood has greatly improved by 1 point'

'Li Fan's mood has greatly improved by 1 point'

cough cough!It's that simple to make a man happy!Simply what's wrong!

(End of this chapter)