Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 1 Stargazing
Always have no desire to see its wonderful, always have desire to see it

Ink Bamboo Mountain,
The place is three thousand miles away, with two mountains and fourteen peaks, monsters and beasts rampant, poisonous miasmas are everywhere, and there are few people.

In this piece of ridges and mountains, dangerous peaks and peaks, among the forests and bamboo seas, manpower has excavated an acre of flat land.

In the center of the flat ground, a building was built with grass, an altar was opened and a statue was erected, and a magic statue with eight arms and six heads was built that did not look like a humanoid.

On the four sides of the altar, there are seven vertical and seven horizontal, and 49 futons are placed, scattered like stars.

At this moment, in front of the altar, there was only an old man in black and brown, holding a three-foot-seven-inch vermilion sword in his arms, with a green bamboo leaf in his mouth, his head drooping, and he would doze off a little bit.

He was sleeping soundly, but from the depths of the Molin, there was a tinkling sound, three golden chimes and two bells.

The old man sniffed his nose and raised his head, flicking his fingers as if plucking the strings in the wind.

So there was a rustling sound in the bamboo forest, and after a while, there were shadows and a group of visitors came out from the bamboo forest.

The leaders were three monks in soap robes and green crowns and covered with brocade and silk, and the monk in the center had a three-foot-three-inch bronze sword tied on his back, with a red rope slanting over his shoulders.There were two more people on the left and right, with golden bells and silver bells in their hands.

Behind them, there are 21 boys, big and small, the oldest is only thirteen or fourteen years old, and the youngest is only four or five years old.

"Master." The three masked monks bowed their heads together.

The old man pouted and pointed at the boys with the bamboo leaves he was holding.

So the monk holding the bronze sword said, "A while ago, Yuchan from Yaoguang Cave came to the temple as a guest. She lost a game of chess with the mountain master. She became crazy and ate a lot of boys. So the disciples were ordered to go to the world. Go, I have picked out another group of golden boys whose Yuan Yang has not yet shed, please take a look at the master."

The one holding the golden bell also added with a smile, "Those with insufficient spiritual roots will be thrown to the outer door to work, those born with Taoism will serve in the inner door, and those with hidden demon embryos, hehe, send them to the mountain master to drink."

The old man snorted and pouted as if in response.

So the three monks made another series, led the boys to their seats, and gave each of them a futon.

The old Taoist looked at these boys sitting or lying on the futon, spit out the willow leaves in his mouth, stood up, took the red wooden sword in his hand, walked in front of these boys one by one, and drew 21 on the outside of the futon for them. He circled around, and then sat back to his seat, but the direction was reversed, not facing the bamboo forest, but facing the Demon Lord, holding the sword in a daze.

Then the forest fell into silence, and the 21 boys sat on the futon like wooden figures, neither crying nor making noise.

After sitting for about two hours, one of the boys couldn't hold it anymore, so he turned his head furtively and looked at the back of the old Taoist priest.Then he secretly turned his head to look at Mo Zhulin behind him, showing a tangled face.

Then Lao Dao didn't look back, and seemed to speak to himself.

"Sit here for the night and sleep for a while and nothing happens. If you can't sleep, no matter what you hear or see at night, as long as you don't get out of the circle, you can save your life."

The boy was startled, and hurriedly pretended to retract his neck and pretend to be stupid. He already knew in his heart that his tricks were all seen in the eyes of others, so he secretly complained.

What's the situation?
What's the matter - what's the situation! ?

The commercialization of nuclear fusion is about to be realized, and the orbital elevators are arranged. I still want to travel to the city on the moon, but you actually arranged for me to travel?Oh my god!This is not scientific at all!
That's right, among the 21 people, there is an ordinary boy who is a time traveler.

Li Fan, an ordinary migrant worker, with standard standards, ordinary, ordinary, ordinary, and even when it comes to the cross-travel setting, is, 'Ah!When I woke up, I actually passed through! 'This kind of...

Alas... If he traveled to the normal world, Li Fan might be able to invent and re-create a little, glass soap papermaking, tank Zaku Star Destroyer or something, but this is actually a world of self-cultivation in the style of Xianxia.

Li Fan only remembered opening his eyes, but he didn't know what dynasty and year he was when he came up. In a blink of an eye, he was covered by the three guys just now. He didn't know if they were immortals or monsters. in!

Teleportation can you believe it!Space teleportation, dare you believe it!Is it so fantastic!Really special code drunk!

There is also that old Taoist over there, who pretends to hide the boss and sweeps the floor.

Then give full play to the characteristics of salaried workers, and when you come, you can lie down in peace.

So Li Fan was half paralyzed on the futon, stretched his numb legs, and thought about it. Based on the choice that every traveler would make, he took a fluke in his heart and tried it out.

system?

So the system appeared.

'Welcome to the Traveler Mental Health Maintenance System'

Well, fortunately there is...? ?

mental health?Mental health is important... HOCK!

no!What is the mental health maintenance system?

task flow?Leveling flow?Point enhancement?Summoning a lottery?Sign in?Automatic hosting?
'Please choose the innate luck'

Oh oh oh, fortunately, I was surprised. Li Fan wiped his cold sweat and was lucky. This sounds like the word of Xianxiafeng. I will say that it is no longer popular to use the system as a host...

'The sky doesn't fall, greatly reducing the chance of depression,
Optimistic, the maximum limit of the mood is increased, and the value of the mood is doubled when the mood is increased.
Calm down a little, and change only a little when your mood swings,'

"Oh, calm down... Calm down Nima! What's really special is that the buff given by the mental health system also adds mental health!"

Li Fan couldn't bear it any longer, jumped up and let out a roar of a dragon.

Then he saw Lao Dao turned his head and stared at him, and hurriedly nodded and sat cross-legged, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Don't mind, don't mind!"

But the old Taoist had already walked over with a gloomy face, standing in front of Li Fan with a sullen face like a dead tree trunk, and the huge shadow cast almost covered his face.It's like the head teacher who rushed into the classroom to arrest people in the evening self-study.

Li Fan was sweating coldly, and with a thud, he swallowed and looked at the other party.

The old Taoist also stared at Li Fan for a while, grabbed his hand, grabbed a few sesame cakes from the void, and threw them into his arms, then turned his head and walked back to sit on the futon.

"..." Li Fan glanced at the old man, and then at the cake in his arms. Before he could react, the system began to mess with his mentality again.

'Confirm that the host chooses innate luck, calm down'

Oh Magad...

'Li Fan's mood dropped 1 point'

Lose your mother... what kind of hanging system is this...

'Li Fan's mood dropped 1 point'

Shut up okay you!
'Li Fan's mood dropped 1 point'

Li Fan rolled his eyes and went to the futon, looking at the top of his head.

'Li Fan, Mood, 97/100'

Well, yes, that's all, there is no such data as attack and defense speed, savvy and spiritual understanding, and even gold, wood, water, fire, and soil.Just a mood...

Fuck!Which neuropathy developed this hanging system!

'Li Fan's mood dropped 1 point'

Li Fan really can't wait to turn the system to death with a blank eye. He is really helpless when he encounters this kind of stupid system. He is so angry that he grabs the sesame cake in his hand and takes a bite... Oh, it's quite fragrant.

'Li Fan's mood rose by 1 point. '

Li Fan, "..."

'Li Fan's mood rose by 1 point. '

Well, after eating two cakes, it will grow back to two o'clock... But I can't eat any more...

But since this is the case, isn't it enough to maintain mental health and eat something?So your mental health maintenance system, in addition to taking the initiative to destroy Lao Tzu's mentality, in the end, it still has chicken feathers! !
'Li Fan's mood dropped by 1 point. '

'The system can also conduct lottery. '

A lottery is available!

'Li Fan's mood rose by 1 point. '

Pump it!
'The lottery function is temporarily unavailable, the current charging progress, 8/100'

What the hell!No, this year, the system that is reluctant to send even the first ten games has no future, do you understand!

'Li Fan's mood dropped by 1 point. '

'The lottery function is temporarily unavailable, the current charging progress, 9/100'

Oh... Okay, don't talk nonsense, I understand.

Li Fan was struggling to rub his temples, it's really tiring to put on such a pit system...

In short, it seems that the points of this system are based on Li Fan's psychological state. Every psychological fluctuation will recharge the lottery. From the perspective of the progress, it fluctuates up and down, and the two-way value changes are valid, and the total is 100. Click to draw once.

Although I don't know what kind of shit I can draw, at least this system is not a simple whiteboard, and it also leaves a thought for Li Fan. There are lottery draws. Is it still far away from signing in tasks and leveling up?Developed slowly.

But what's more embarrassing now is that Li Fan's innate luck at the beginning, inexplicably chose the 'calm down', the value of each fluctuation is only one point!
What a pit!If you go up and down like this, you can only recharge it once in the year of the monkey and the month of the horse!
Here, Li Fan was studying his own mentality system with a sullen face, and the sky darkened before he knew it.

"Ha! The empty moon is in the sky!" The old Taoist priest sitting in front suddenly burst out with a strange laugh, "Boy! You are out of luck! If you can't stand it later, you can buckle your eyes! Also! If you don't want to die, Don't look up!"

What?
If you don't want people to look up, don't ask them to look up!It's a pity that the old man didn't know such a simple truth, so he put Li Fan down.

He was lying on the futon and picking his nose, subconsciously raising his head and looking at the night that covered the sky.

Two big and round moons were reflected in his pupils.

This shows that the moon is not the earth, one left and one right, one large and one small, one blue and one purple, as if two rounds of fireballs were held in the palm of the eight-armed Demon Venerable, shining in the sky.

The six heads of the Demon Venerable's face were illuminated so that one side was blue and the other was purple.

Vaguely, Li Fan seemed to hear a sword cry like a dragon's roar, and then a black-purple miasma suddenly evaporated in the entire black bamboo forest, and then the smoke and clouds gathered, the wind was blowing, and a tornado blew up on the flat ground, surrounding Li Fan. Outside the futon, it was blocked by the circle drawn by the old Taoist priest with the wooden sword, and layers of smoke screens were rolled up, almost obscuring the sky.

Li Fan seemed to be in the midst of a storm. He was so startled that his hands and feet grabbed the futon and lay down on his back. The black wind in front of him rolled wildly, flying sand and rocks, forming a vortex that went straight to the sky, obscuring Li Fan's vision. In front of his eyes, there was the bright moon shining with purple light.

Without waiting for the blink of an eye, the whirlwind vanished again in the next instant, and everything was silent.
Just now, the mad salon volume that destroyed the sky and the earth disappeared like smoke.

Bamboo forests, mountains, altars, statues of demons, boys, and Taoist priests are like an absurd dream that never existed.

All things in the world, the laws of the universe, and even the passing time seem to disappear at this moment.

Only Li Fan was left, sitting alone in a purple sky, on a flat rock formation.

In front of his eyes, the sky suddenly brightened, and there was no purple moon anymore.

The night is adorned with stars, the Milky Way is in the sky, the stars are brilliant, and the endless starry sky is as brilliant as rain.

He could vaguely see that in the clouds, there was a purple water bubble, a water ball like soap bubbles, floating in the starry sky, refracting the light and shadow from the stars all over the sky through the curved surface of the bubble, and projected on his. on the retina...

Then Li Fan's right hand suddenly sank, something fell into his palm, so he subconsciously clenched his hand, and the tingling pain from his palm interrupted his trance towards the sky.

Li Fan lowered his head and saw that he was holding a small three-inch sword in his hand. The blade had no jaws, the ridge of the sword was shining with a little starlight, and the two edges had a diamond-shaped edge, as thin as a needle cone and sharp as a star shuttle. , unparalleled sharpness.With just a flimsy grip, Li Fan's right palm was cut with a blood line, and then the small sword swooped into Li Fan's palm, obviously following the meridian of his right hand, like a silver fish, drilling alive. into the body!

What the hell is this!
Before Li Fan could react, he heard his own voice, as if it was transmitted to his eardrums through the rain curtain, and said to him,
'Charge 100/100, the lottery is complete! '

'Li Fan's mood dropped by 1 point, pay attention!Li Fan, mood, 8/100, extremely dangerous! '

'Li Fan's mood dropped by 1 point.Notice!Li Fan, mood, 7/100, extremely dangerous! '

'Li Fan's mood dropped by 1 point.Notice!Li Fan, mood, 6/100, extremely dangerous! '

……

What, what is this! ?Mood drops every second!Why did the countdown start suddenly!

Li Fan subconsciously grabbed the cake in his arms and took a big bite.

As a result, he was so anxious that he almost choked to death!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!water!water!
"upbraid!"

Suddenly there was a strong wind blowing across his face, and then someone reached out and grabbed Li Fan by the collar and lifted him into a circle.

In front of Li Fan's eyes, an old-fashioned face suddenly appeared.

During this breath, a blood hole the size of a walnut was broken on his forehead, as if something had cut open the skull, and the black and red blood plasma burst out.And in the eye sockets of his eyes, they were empty, and two blood holes were dug out, and they were slammed with fingers, making an old face look like a ghost in hell. The cakes were swallowed.

'Li Fan's mood rose by 1 point.Notice!Li Fan, mood, 6/100, extremely dangerous! '

Although the system is still alerting, the state of dropping a little per second seems to have stopped.

"What the hell did you see!" The old man roared at Li Fan, and sprayed Li Fan all over his face with the blood foam in his mouth.

"What do you see what..."

This guy really got his eyeballs out...

Li Fan stared at the ruthless man in front of him, and then he couldn't help but be attracted by other things, turned his eyes away, and looked behind Lao Dao.

In just a few dozen seconds, he was in a trance like an illusion, and he returned to the clearing in the bamboo forest, but the altar was gone.

The six-headed and eight-armed Demon Venerable was split open by a sword, and it was cut into two pieces at the midline. It was a dharma statue made of mud and stone just now, but it was rotten into two halves.

On the blind old man's hand, the vermilion sword clearly bloomed with rainbow light, and the blood transpiring from the spine of the sword rolled up a terrifying heat wave and sprayed it to Li Fan's side, like the breath of some kind of giant beast.

Around the altar, on the futons scattered all over the place, the boys who came with Li Fan just now were all gone.

But Li Fan can roughly guess, from the surrounding charred corpses scattered outside the circle, dry bones, seven heads and eight arms, stillbirths with alienated organs, one after another, both humanoid and non-humanoid. , but all of them were neatly split into two freaks, guessing their fate...

"Chiqiu said that you are still human and can't be killed, so what did you see?"

The old man put his face straight in front of Li Fan, the blood holes in his eyes were straight, staring at Li Fan's pupils.

"Is it 'thing'? Or 'non-thing'?"

(End of this chapter)