Dow and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Guidelines

Chapter 455 The Poetic Crazy of Formal Language
After listening to this passage, she closed her eyes wordlessly, as if omitting some kind of comment.Knowing that it couldn't be a good word, Chen Wei still asked with great interest: "I asked so much just now, don't you have any feelings about this dream?"

"If you call this kind of dream a nightmare... You will be so scared that you can't sleep at night after reading "Alice in Wonderland", right? You can't tell from the past that you have this kind of innocence, classmate Chen."

"I haven't done anything that can be called outrageous, have I?"

"Is this what someone who repeatedly breaks into a crime scene should say? Classmate Chen, when a normal person discovers a massacre in a subway tunnel, he will not continue to follow the traces of the murderer."

"Didn't I call the police normally? Besides, the one following is not the murderer, but just wants to know the reason why my classmate appeared on this occasion."

The other party frowned and looked at him.Although he didn't say anything, his disapproval was clearly expressed.

"Chen Wei, say it again, don't touch these things anymore."

"Don't say it's so common."

He brought the matter lightly in his mouth, but he thought in his heart, ah, as expected, this is the real reason.Being late is not the main cause of anger.Even with this figured out, it's practically impossible to change anything.Therefore, we had to pass the topic perfunctorily.

"Student Zhou, it's better not to quarrel tonight. If a ghost really appears later, maybe it will catch us all when we quarrel."

"Really? I'd like to see how she does it."

Although she was in such a gloomy and remote place, she evaluated the ghost with a contemptuous tone.In the past, it might have been the arrogance of an atheist, but now, knowing that "something does exist here", but still not consciously shy away from it, Chen Wei has no choice but to admire it.He looked at the black long-handled umbrella leaning against the foot of the desk, and said in a friendly tone: "Student Zhou, I would like to take the liberty of asking you a question."

"what?"

"...Is this the transformation wand?"

Her eyebrows furrowed even more in confusion.Although he has a mental illness that can be called fashionable, such as depersonalization disorder, in fact, this person knows nothing about fashion.No matter which personality it is, I have no interest in popular celebrities or jokes, and I also have no friends I don’t know in real life.

Considering the life of this primitive man, Chen Wei decided to explain it in a respectful tone.

"That is to say, since we are a place where it rains all the year round, there are many people who have the habit of carrying umbrellas with them, but I haven't seen anyone who deliberately doesn't use the convenient folding umbrella, but uses this kind of wooden umbrella. An old-fashioned long-handled umbrella like a crutch. As a weapon, such a bulky thing is not particularly suitable for a person of your size to swing. After thinking about it, the conclusion is—”

"Yes, yes, there is a sword hidden in the handle of this umbrella."

"—This is your transformation device."

The moment he spoke his conclusion, the malicious smile on the girl's face froze.

"Hiding a sword in an umbrella is too outdated, Mr. Zhou. Let alone how you pass the security check, how wide a sword can you hide with the diameter of the umbrella handle? Toughness requires too much craftsmanship. At most, it can only be a stabbing sword. Ah, there may be a way to order it, but in terms of practicality, this kind of structure will take extra time just to draw the sword in a real emergency. gone."

Chen Wei put his palms together and made the final conclusion.

"No matter how you think about it, it's more likely that it's a transformation device. Speaking of which, it fits your temperament very well, Classmate Zhou. Although I said before that you look like the heroine of a horror movie who lives alone to the end , but now it’s even more different. If you used to be a little wary of unimaginable events, you can now talk about ghosts like a top student. Being called a horror movie heroine is not enough to describe you. This This kind of calmness gained through countless battles of life and death is undoubtedly the proof of your status as a former magical girl. Is that the case? You have been fighting for the peace of the magic world before you were an adult, but when you succeeded in living, you were banned because you were too old. Forced to retire. I have been unable to let go of the psychological trauma left over from the past battlefields, so I cannot integrate into the society of ordinary people, so I disguised the magic wand used to launch the transformation in the past as an umbrella, and looked forward to meeting the incarnation again one day. In the case of killing weapons, a male personality was schizophrenic.”

After saying these words, he solemnly bowed towards the other party.

"Thank you, classmate Zhou. Thanks to your battle, I was protected from the evil aliens, who was so weak that I could only be exempted from physical education. But now the world has almost returned to peace. There is really no need to fight anymore Alright, Classmate Zhou. From now on, please use the more convenient mortal society folding umbrella."

The opponent, who had completely fallen into a rigid state, didn't move a bit for half a minute.Although his lips moved three or four times repeatedly, he could only sigh wearily in the end.

"Student Chen."

"What's the matter, Classmate Zhou? Have you finally decided to confess your battlefield trauma to me?"

"Say some more inexplicable words, and let you wait for the ghost here alone."

"I'm sorry, it's my fault. It was all nonsense just now. Please stay here. If there is no helper present, I don't know what will happen if I encounter a ghost again this time. As we all know, I can't do any strenuous exercise Heart disease patients, the weak cannot speak freely."

She sighed again.Although he sighed, he didn't really intend to get up and leave.If you want to say why, the "ghost" this time is really dangerous.

If you come here alone, you might die.He estimated in his heart.Only this reason will make the other party appear without saying anything.After dropping out of school and disappearing without warning, his mysterious friend doesn't seem to be in any financial trouble.Not only can't see the predicament, it's as well-informed as if the city is full of eyeliners.I have to suspect that this is the power of the overage magical girl.

"—that dream."

"What the hell is it that makes you feel like a nightmare?" she said.

Chen Wei paced, walking along the edge of the floor tiles like stepping on a single-plank bridge, and slowly returned to the window sill.

"You really care about this dream, Classmate Zhou."

"It's just a reference. After all, you have been attacked by a ghost, and you need to pay attention to your physical symptoms afterwards."

Since the other party has said so, he has no reason to object.So, he thought for a while on the windowsill and said, "It's hard to pinpoint which part scares me, because that dream has neither bloody images nor anything that can threaten 'me'. Makes me It’s the vibe that’s scary.”

"Atmosphere?"

"In other words, it seems that something bad is going to happen. Although the characters in the dream are alive at this moment, they may die tragically at the next second. They are burned to death, drowned in water, and watered by the stars in the sky. There are no bones left. If they did something wrong, they will end up like this. Although it doesn't make sense, but I think so in the dream. What does their end have to do with me? ? If I was awake, I would probably think this way, but I can’t help it when I’m dreaming. Because I think ‘they just can’t win’, ‘they will definitely die in the hands of the final boss’, so I am also anxious as a bystander Terrible, thinking of any way to help them win, I can't wait to directly replace one of them to command. Ah, please some star falls down and smashes one of them to death, and then let my soul possess ——But in fact, it’s useless for me to go up. This problem was completely ignored when I was dreaming. In short, I probably didn’t have time to do anything before I woke up. I just helped them block the falling stars.”

"...The stars, have they flowed down?"

"It probably feels like that. As I said earlier, the starry sky in that dream looks very strange—speaking of strangeness, Classmate Zhou, I recently heard an urban legend about stars. You also want to Do you want to hear it?"

"If you say that, you are ready to speak, right?"

"Indeed. I can't understand someone rejecting me after hearing me say that. This is an injury to my dignity. Zhou, please don't refuse."

The other party exhaled wearily again, and turned his face to the side away from him as if resigned to his fate.Chen Wei, who had no sense of guilt, said with a smile: "I, I heard that when someone was doing astronomical observations in the city recently, he saw a pure black star. Because it is darker than the night sky, so instead Can be seen. Those who saw Black Star also heard the star talking to him, saying that he would eat him alive."

"Well. That's it."

"Doesn't that sound interesting?"

"If there is a man-eating star, it will be reported in the news, right?"

"On the news, there are only things that adults want to believe."

"Really? If that's the case, please find out this man-eating star, Chen, who is still a child at heart. Anyway, the window is behind you. Please go back and make a wish on those stars, let them hide the star in the window. The cannibals in the group were identified."

"It's a way." Chen Wei said solemnly.He jumped off the window sill, clasped his hands facing the starry sky outside the window and said, "Dear Sky City residents, please identify the criminals among you."

The stars shone silently, melting into a blinding wave of light.

"Ah, it seems that I don't understand. There's no other way, Mr. Zhou, because I don't understand the language of the stars."

The girl at the table turned her face away as if mocking.

"Is this the only ability, classmate Chen? When Xing Xing accepts the wish, it should be the voice of the heart, right?"

"I don't agree with you. The fickle and hazy thing of the heart is too unstable to make a wish. It is necessary to invent a star language to make a formal and professional wish."

"Ah. Then invite you, an expert in the sociology of the stars, to invent it."

"That can't be done. Inventing a language is great. I don't have that level of knowledge yet. However, if you want to know what the Star Language is like, Mr. Zhou, I can roughly describe it."

"is it?"

Facing her distrustful gaze, Chen Wei adjusted his collar calmly and walked towards the podium.

(End of this chapter)