100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(Four)

Yu Haiqiao’s cooking skills really made me feel so angry that I could temporarily buckle to him for these two bites. Because of this rare advantage, I decided to let him go for the time being and let him live tonight.

But Yu Haiqiao’s shortcomings include, but are not limited to, he owes his mouth, is picky and habitually lies. Another point is that I think Oscar owes Yu Haiqiao the dog/forcing a little golden man, but whenever I want to communicate with him whatever he doesn’t want He can always talk about him very naturally on the topic of communication.

It was only now when I was quietly drinking two sips of soup. He forcibly opened the topic he had previously chatted with me: "Chen Xie suddenly asked me to have coffee this afternoon."

Hearing this, I immediately cooperated with him, put down my chopsticks and immediately sneered: "Do you remember when I asked you to accompany me to the Mayday concert the year before last, and you told me that you were going to work."

Yu Haiqiao blinked his eyes twice when he looked at me, and his expression seemed a little confused.

"As a result, you are skipping work and drinking coffee with your ex-girlfriend." I glared at him.

Yu Haiqiao stared at me and blinked his eyes slowly again, and suddenly his eyes curled up and smiled at me very obediently: "Shi Ran, you have a good memory."

I despise his artificial acting skills. Yes, this dog/force has an overly ordinary talent in acting and acting stupid.

I have quarreled with him to fight with him since I was a child, and there are countless times. Since I did not have any gender concept when I was a child, he was stronger than me as a child, and I was repeatedly pressed on a stool by him. After pressing on the sofa, on the table, on the wall or even on the ground many times, I was so aggrieved that I cried and vowed secretly in my heart that I would never take care of this dog, Yu Haiqiao.

My mother told me about this. She said that I cried until I came home with tears and my nose. She was still wondering what was going on. In the end, Yu Haiqiao, who lives next door, carried my schoolbag and told her, "I don’t know why. A stray dog ​​appeared near the school. It was very fierce and scared me to death." My mother concluded that-Shi Ran is afraid of dogs, next time I see a dog, don’t run. The more you run, the more the dog will chase you. .

Yu Haiqiao’s dog thing is that he has been a dog since he was a child. In the end, my mother gave him a piece of cake I particularly like and praised Yu Haiqiao for being such a brave and good boy. Thank him. Brought back the schoolbag I left behind.

When this happened, I was only in the second or third grade, and I didn't remember the details clearly. Just remember that I secretly vowed in my heart that I would never talk to Yuhaiqiao again.

As a result, the man stood at my door waiting for me to go to school the next day as if nothing was wrong, I ignored him, and he blinked his eyes so innocently that I felt my memory was confused and asked me: "What's the matter?"

That was the first time I was young when I had the idea of ​​flushing a person's head into the toilet, which was really anti-social.

However, Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, told me that when we had a conflict again later, when I quarreled with him in the second grade of elementary school, after he pleased me in every way, I promised to reconcile with him on the surface. Actually In action, he also ate several lollipops he bought in the commissary, and let him carry my schoolbag for several days, but after enjoying his sincere apology, he immediately told his mother about it, and it was red. He stood in front of his house and said to his mother, "Auntie, Yu Haiqiao hit me."

As a result, his mother immediately softened his heart into a stream of water, and immediately threw a washboard at the door of my house and asked him to kneel on the washboard to reflect on his mistakes in the direction of the door of our house. He also said to me with a look of disgust: "You He gave me a **** smile at the time, like a pervert."

How could I admit it, the thing I don't remember anyway is that it never happened.

But it seems that in my memory, Yu Haiqiao didn’t fight with me much anymore. He endured my slap very humiliatedly when I couldn’t hold back and hit him because of his mouth. He didn’t return his hand again. , She also explained with great tolerance: "My mother told me that there is a difference between men and women. I am a boy and should not bully a girl."

At that time, I was still happily thinking that Yu Haiqiao would be a good person who could not fight back and curse, but the dog hadn’t waited for me to be happy for a second. I glanced at me and asked very suspiciously: "But you too Girls?"

I almost cried with anger at the time. When I was a child, I was a very fragile and innocent girl. I haven’t been tempered by the dog like Yu Haiqiao. I was so angry that my mother said that the weather is cold and I can’t wear a skirt. The skirt went to school for a few days to prove that I was a girl, but Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, didn’t even notice my little skirt. During the break, he persuaded me to wear a pink jumpsuit and gauze skirt so cute that I can bear it. If you don't live in front of the mirror and admire yourself for a long time, the little girl goes over the parallel bars.

He sat in front of the parallel bars with several boys in his class and waved to me: "Shi Ran, pretend to be a lady, take out the pungent energy that you almost kicked me in the ditch last time and come up to play."

Yu Haiqiao is not worthy to appreciate beauty at all, and he got me a cold shot for three or four days.

In order to deeply let Yu Haiqiao realize how good my memory is, I curled my eyes and smiled at him: "You hit me on the ground when you were in the second grade of elementary school."

Yu Haiqiao blinked: "You have filed a lawsuit with my mother. I knelt on the washboard for nearly three hours, and my legs were almost gone when I stood up."

I glared at him and screamed: "You just learned to ride a bicycle in the fifth grade of elementary school. I had to sit in the back seat of your car. As a result, the wheel not only caught my feet, but also fell me off the car and my head. There is still a scar now."

Yu Haiqiao immediately pretended to be dead and slowly shifted his gaze away from facing me. I saw the dawn of victory and was about to chase after victory. Yu Haiqiao turned his gaze around and stared at me affectionately: "Shi Ran, You are so beautiful, and the scar is your beautiful medal."

I sneered. He wanted to be so disgusting that I couldn’t speak or even eat, but it’s impossible. I really know how heavy this person like Yu Haiqiao is now. Knowing what bad idea he was going to make, I stared at him and sneered: "Do you remember that there was a boy in our junior high school class who seemed to be a little bit interesting to me..."

Yu Haiqiao exaggerated and exclaimed: "The one who has a non-mainstream hairstyle, wears non-mainstream clothes, never fails the test, and the English teacher calls him up to answer questions, but only'hello' and'goodbye' will stand up. The name half a head shorter than you is called Yang Wei, a boy who seems to have some abnormal functions?"

"..." Is Yu Haiqiao's memory too good?

After a series of satires, he continued to taunt me: "Shi Ran, I have a high degree of suspicion about your eyes." He sighed heavily after the satire, "But why on earth is every boy you look at is shorter than you?"

I was immediately led by the dog/force to run away, and immediately retorted: "To figure out the situation, it's not that I look at him, but he looks at me."

Yu Haiqiao lowered his mouth, with a look of disgust: "Probably because you look stupid and you are better to lie."

I stared at him coldly: "Yeah, who can't lie to marry you?"

Yu Haiqiao immediately said, "You made money by marrying me."

"Divorce." I simply came out two words.

Yu Haiqiao, the dog thing, spread his hands towards me with a smile, and began to persuade me without any hesitation: "Don't~"

Yu Haiqiao is a strange breed of dog/forcing swords and guns, no oil and salt, I angrily picked up the chopsticks I put down to start eating again, and very solemnly warned myself that this dog is a man, I must not be able to beat him with violence. I decided to be violent and die **** cold!

He will not be worthy to say a word to me.