100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

01 First love must die

As we all know, first love is a very pure thing, and you have to say it if your mouth is blocked. Then Yu Haiqiao’s first love was the kindergarten teacher who often gave him candy and cookies during the middle class of the kindergarten. She was a beautiful sister who coaxed him to sleep during lunch break, and would not blame him for accidentally wetting the bed. Instead, she comforted him. . Yu Haiqiao likes beautiful sisters and the bunny-shaped fruit candies sent to him by beautiful sisters. He likes beautiful sisters very carefully, and he likes to secretly collect all the animal fruit candies every time he sends them to the Chinese zodiac and wait for them to be given to the beautiful women. Sister came to show her heart.

In view of the law that first love always dies, which is very consistent with the development of things, Yu Haiqiao’s hard-earned Chinese zodiac was snatched by Shi Ran. She snatched it, even if she didn’t eat it, she enthusiastically sent it to The other children in the kindergarten, the beautiful sister finally married a rich second-generation pregnancy and left the kindergarten. Yu Haiqiao's first love was declared dead.

In this way, Shi Ran’s first love is a boy in the same class in the second grade of elementary school who can’t even blow bubble gum. His house has a small shop next to the school. There are endless bubble gums in the shop. Shi Ran’s happiest everyday It was time to go home with him after school. She could eat a lot of snacks she wanted, and she also taught this male classmate how to blow bubble gum. She felt that she was in love.

Of course, according to the law of development of things, Shi Ran was only happy for three days. On the fourth day, she was caught by her parents because she went home late from school for several days in a row, and pressed her head with the boy who opened the canteen. Her parents apologized and repaid all the free snacks she ate at other people’s homes these days. On the fifth day, the little boy ignored her because Yu Haiqiao told him that Shi Ran was a girl and kept Shi Ran away. When the brother's little boy was greatly stimulated, Shi Ran's first love was declared aborted.

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02 School love is not always sweet

In Yu Haiqiao and Shi Ran High School, most of the time, people in the class screamed when they saw Shi Ran come to look for him in the class, and when he was walking with Shi Ran, they would make strange screams when they were seen by acquaintances. Shi Ran was very disgusted by this. Shi Ran, a stinky woman, didn’t know which way she had smoked. When she was in high school, she felt that these monkeys of the same age and opposite **** who often screamed around were undeveloped monkeys. Although Yu Haiqiao never It was a ghost call, but it was also very unfortunately put into this list by Shi Ran.

That’s why some of his classmates quietly told Shi Ran after a class where he lost breakfast because of a bet, "Shi Ran likes you". His first reaction was "Brother, you know what you are talking about." Nonsense?" In Shi Ran's eyes, he was just a familiar monkey. Humans and animals are friends who have reproductive isolation.

Having said that, when Yu Haiqiao heard this, he observed Shi Ran responsibly, and the observation became that Shi Ran came to me to borrow a notebook-she really liked me!

Yu Haiqiao was worried about this conclusion for two nights. After being woken up by the alarm clock in the morning on the third day, he began to calmly think about how to reject Shi Ran's love without a trace. He began to think about how he met Shi Ran. Why don't Shi Ran reject her sadly after all these years?

That morning, because of serious thinking, Yu Haiqiao was almost late for the morning reading class, but fortunately he also found a perfect way that would not spoil the friendship between him and Shi Ran for more than ten years.

When everyone is studying, there is always a girl in the class who looks good and learns well and is crushed by many people.

People with good looks and good personalities have always been liked. Humans are so superficial. Although Yu Haiqiao is on par with monkeys in Shi Ran, he is still a human being for himself, and humans like beautiful things. .

Chen Xie is very beautiful. Yu Haiqiao thinks that human beings should at least fall in love with each other when they are students to live up to their youth.

He began to fall in love.

Before falling in love, Yu Haiqiao took classes seriously from Monday to Saturday, occasionally borrowed exercise books to Shi Ran, talked about the mountains with classmates after class, went to the playground to play feathers with classmates during breaks, and rested at home on weekends to watch comics, play games or go with classmates. Play in places like game halls, every day is very free.

After falling in love, Yu Haiqiao spent time with his girlfriend doing homework, eating with him, walking with him, and spending day and night with his girlfriend. Yu Haiqiao had never been in love before, but after falling in love, he found that the game was still more fun.

Before the college entrance examination, my girlfriend and Yu Haiqiao made a life plan-let's go to H city to go to H university, and then go abroad together and get married after graduation.

The girlfriend has a strong desire for control, and Yu Haiqiao faintly feels the pressure of future life. Then under such pressure suddenly thought about another trivial question-what about Shi Ran?

Shi Ran said before that he would go to university locally. If he goes to H City, he can only meet when he comes back during the holidays. It will be even more difficult to meet when he goes abroad.

Yu Haiqiao worried about this trivial issue for three whole nights, one more night than when he found out that Shi Ran liked him.

On the fourth night, he sent his girlfriend home for self-study next night, and then rushed home. He hesitated at the door of Shi Ran’s house for two minutes, and was about to knock on the door. Shi Ran, who was a few minutes late for self-study, just went home. Seeing him first frowned: "Why are you standing in front of my house?"

Yu Haiqiao asked her: "Are you going to H City to go to H University?"

Shi Ran rolled his eyes, then waved his sleeve to open the door and shut him outside.

Yu Haiqiao had a complete enlightenment at that second-Shi Ran didn't like him at all.

Then it was very ridiculous-he liked Shi Ran.

After Yu Haiqiao recognized his heart, he talked about breaking up with his girlfriend vigorously.

Unexpectedly, the other party was very calm when they broke up. She said she knew. Yu Haiqiao’s useless male dignity had some sparks at this time. He felt that his height and appearance were good, and Chen Xie was a good boyfriend, and he couldn’t fault it. How could he break up? In exchange for a "get it"? He felt unbalanced and felt that all the women in this world were possessed by the stinky woman Shi Ran, so why didn't he like him? !

Then Chen Xie said, "Thank you for your care during this period of time. I really like you. Your grades are very good, and you are careful in lecturing to me. My grades have improved a lot during this period of time with you, alas. Why do you want to break up, do you want to think about it again?"

Yu Haiqiao's self-confidence was greatly frustrated, and he felt that he was just a tool for the other party to improve his performance. He held back the last bit of dignity and said goodbye to the other party.

Chen Xie also asked innocently—Are you angry? Your personality is too bad. You can’t have things that don’t meet your wishes. That’s it. Anyway, you don’t like me. I also accepted your request to break up. The result is very good. Ignoring the process, you should be very satisfied. .

In short, the love in the school days was not very good. The woman under the mountain was a tiger.

The innocent Yu Haiqiao Xueba thought so.

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03 Yu Haiqiao's Emotional Philosophy

"If you like Shi Ran, I'm sorry that her shortcomings are so many and so many. The only advice I can give is that you don't like her."

According to incomplete statistics, Yu Haiqiao destroyed Shi Ran's budding marriage at least twelve times.

In kindergarten, Shi Ran gave his fruit candies to other little boys, but he cried and drew the teacher, who failed to deliver the candies.

When she was in elementary school, she told Shi Ran's parents that Shi Ran would go to classmates' homes after school and would not pay for food, so Shi Ran had less chance to contact each other and failed to develop relationships.

When he was in junior high school, an off-campus gangster huddled around him and asked the tall girl who often went home with him from school which class. Yu Haiqiao calmly told each other: "Her mother is our class teacher." Shi Ran's section is about to develop. The non-mainstream love affair was caught in the cradle.

Classmates told him that he likes Shi Ran, and he waved his hand in a righteous manner: "Have you been to Shi Ran's own room in the summer? Her room smells like feet." Shi Ran's classmate love affair was suddenly in the cradle.

And wait.

04 Yu Haiqiao's Emotional Philosophy 2

"I don't hate injections and medicine too much, at least not so exaggerated in adulthood."

Yu Haiqiao fell ill many times in front of Shi Ran, which caused Shi Ran to reflexively "I'm sick, take medicine and don't hide, I want to watch you take the medicine."

05 Yu Haiqiao's Emotional Philosophy 3

"I really like watching Shi Ran jump his feet."

Yu Haiqiao likes to provoke Shi Ran to the point where he will be out of breath, and then quickly smooth himself.

The smoothing process includes, but is not limited to, verbal apology, behavioral apology, monetary apology, etc.

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06 Changes in life after remarriage

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Yu Haiqiao is still cheap, and the dog/bi in Shi Ran's eyes.

Humans will not change so simply!

And there will always be a few days in a year for human beings to calculate the general ledger.

Because-

All the mouths that have been in life have been secretly marked with a price-Seabridge Zweig.