100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(Thirteen)

Yu Haiqiao’s words made me blush, and under the blush is a deepening sense of shame. I calmed down for a few seconds before the shame was about to burst out, and then quickly adjusted my mentality and prepared to take the lead in asking questions. What did he fart, and in what mood did he say such disgusting words?

Before I could say anything, Yu Haiqiao raised an eyebrow at me, with a stern look: "How's it going?"

"How about what?" I asked reflexively. After I asked, I knew that I shouldn't speak, I should keep silent, and definitely shouldn't let Yu Haiqiao the dog/force to say the following things, I should hold back Die him.

Yu Haiqiao stood up from the bed and sat next to me, then looked down at me, still with a low expression: "Are you super satisfied with this answer?"

I raised my hand and pointed towards the door, expressionless: "Go out, don't disturb me reading novels."

Yu Haiqiao sat next to me and asked me curiously: "What novel?"

"The domineering president is in love with me." I told him blankly.

Yu Haiqiao was stunned for half a second, and then gave me a thumbs up with a look of admiration. He got up from the bed and gave me a slightly disgusting look: "Don't bother you and your domineering president."

After he finished speaking, he got up and went to the door. When he reached the door, he suddenly turned around, leaned on the door frame and pretended to smile and asked me: "Would you like to get you chicken broth and cook a bowl of noodles?"

It's really the pot that doesn't open and which pot, the sword doesn't practice the sword, I backhanded the pillow behind me and threw it at him: "Cook your sister, get out!"

Yu Haiqiao took two steps and ran away quickly, but the rabbit didn't jump as fast as him.

"..." He caused me to break my gong. I sat on the bed quietly regretting for a few seconds, feeling that I would be squeezed by the dog Yu Haiqiao in my entire life. The nonexistent philosopher once said-if a person cannot control his temper, then he cannot control his life. I think so at this moment. Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, is very stable in controlling his own temper. Moreover, this dog is an Oscar-winning dramatist. It can convert 800 kinds of emotions in one minute. I can't get him. , It's normal, who calls him a dog/force, and I am a normal person.

After comforting myself, I lifted the quilt and got out of bed, picked up the pillow that I had thrown on the floor, patted the pillow, and closed the door of the guest room by the way, and locked it again.

After lying on the meeting bed again, I was going to pick up my mobile phone and talk about my ideals in life with the sister in the group who recommended the novel to me. When the mobile phone was turned over, I saw a WeChat message-"Is there time to come out and sit?"

I'm still wondering who this kind of sassy text message is sent to me. I don't know if I am married now. I really don't have any points in my heart. I just clicked in and saw the chat history. It was the Xiao star who was now a star. Chen.

I completely forgot about this person adding me. I was going to tell Yu Haiqiao that this person added my friend for some reason. My friend didn’t know what the wind was, but I was forgotten by Yu Haiqiao. I gave the other person very coldly. With a question mark, I quit WeChat and prepared to talk about life with the little sisters. There was another twisting sound from the guest room door. After twisting twice, Yu Haiqiao's weak voice came: "I have the key, what's the point of locking the door, sister? ?"

"..." I would lock it if I wanted to. Whether he can manage it is really a lot of trouble. I didn't say a word, and vomited calmly in my heart.

Yu Haiqiao opened the door with my water glass in his hand, and walked over and put the water glass on the side of my bed: "Brown sugar water."

I took a look at him, very rigorous: "I read a book a few days ago, and a gynecologist inside said that brown sugar water is actually not helpful for menstruating women."

Yu Haiqiao didn't say anything, patted his pants and wanted to sit on the bed. I immediately said, "Did you climb into the bed after taking a shower?!"

Yu Haiqiao paused half of his feet on the bed, and then put them down silently, muttering to me in a low voice, "Usually I don’t see you in the sloppy house and you want to clean up. I didn’t take a shower and went to bed every time. ." Listening to the voice is still very aggrieved.

I said loudly: "Why do I need to clean if there is an aunt at home? I pay to ask the aunt for sanitation or do I clean it myself?!"

"..." Yu Haiqiao corrected me after a while, "I pay."

"..." Me, "Oh."

Yu Haiqiao glanced at me disgustingly, and pointed his finger at the cup on the bedside: "Drink this, I'm going to take a bath."

I screamed.

After he walked out of the bedroom, I turned up from the bed and drank the brown sugar water he had soaked. After putting down the drinking glass, I couldn't resist getting out of bed and shut the door of the guest room again and locked it back.

**

Xiao Chen sent me a WeChat: Do you remember who I am, Shi Ran?

Me: Well, my memory is not very good recently.

Xiao Chen: You are still so fun haha.

…I don’t know what this person is laughing at for some reason, every word I talk to him is very serious, I can’t find a slight smile at all, okay, I rolled my eyes and exited the chat box with him, ready to continue to see the protagonist A particularly miserable novel.

Before he read enough two hundred words to brew a sad mood, he sent another message: I am going back to the show in a few days. You shouldn't leave your hometown. Can I send you two tickets for the show?

I turned my head to prepare what kind of guy Baidu is now, what does the show do, do you have a concert, but I remember that he had a poor aesthetic level of music when he was in college.

Xiao Chen: Send me the address, and I will ask my assistant to send you the ticket.

I faintly felt that he was a bit pretending, but I couldn't tell the specifics, so I quit the Baidu search box and replied very pretentiously: Look at my time.

Xiao Chen: Why are we also old friends? Come out and meet you.

I don’t know where there are old friends who haven’t seen each other in seven or eight years and have no contact information at all. I don’t know what this person is making. I was at a loss when I heard the sound of Yu Haiqiao twisting the door coming and moved. Two times later, he heard a slightly broken voice: "Shi Ran, what are you doing when you are sick and locking the door?!"

As this person's voice fell, and the footsteps of turning and leaving, my phone suddenly sent a WeChat voice, which shocked me. After seeing who sent it, I thought about this person as a celebrity. It's normal. I reflexively pressed the hang up, and the sound of Yu Haiqiao opening the door with the key came from the door of the room. The voice chat that just hung up was sent over again. Yu Haiqiao was holding a pillow in the handle. The key was thrown on the locker by the door, and I heard a quiet voice asking: "Who?"

I rolled my eyes and hung up the message: "Isn't it crazy."

Yu Haiqiao closed the guest room door and walked over slowly: "Why don't you be crazy to call me?"

"Probably because you are already crazy enough." I explained.

He walked over and glanced at the water cup on the bedside table, lifted the quilt to get into my already warmed quilt, and I defended my already warm territory. Yu Haiqiao, the dog/ forced to stretch out his hand and poke my arm: "Move a little inside, you are not paralyzed, you can't move anymore?"

I disliked: "Didn't you say that you want to defend your right to sleep in the master bedroom? Go to the master bedroom and defend your rights."

Yu Haiqiao lifted the quilt and got in, and forced me to the other side of the bed with his shameless spirit. He placed his pillow against the head of the bed and analyzed it with me very seriously: "It's cold. Sleeping in two rooms and using two-room air-conditioning is a waste of electricity and money."

"Twenty degrees today." I reminded him.

"Fifteen degrees." He retorted me.

"Whose house needs to turn on the heating at 15 degrees?" I was expressionless.

Yu Haiqiao turned his head to look at me, laughed cutely, accompanied by a disgusting voice: "Oh, people are afraid of the cold, you don't know."

"..." I looked at him.

"..." He blinked at me.

I got a headache and turned over calmly on the bed. Yu Haiqiao, a foolish person, actually took out the air conditioner from the drawer and turned on the air conditioner to heat it.

"..." I pondered for a moment, and said seriously, "Yu Gou, you are disgusting."

"It's okay." He himself is very humble.

We were quiet with each other for five minutes, and he suddenly said, "By the way, in two days I may be on a business trip for a week."

"Are you a bad programmer?" I once suspected that Yu Haiqiao chose him for this job because he didn't have to travel. This person's love for home was so terrible that he had good college grades. It doesn’t matter if you go to university, and if you don’t go out for graduate students, it doesn’t matter if you find a local job. After working, he occasionally goes to the next city for a business trip. He travels for a total of three days. He has to go home for one day and arrive home at 11pm. After taking a shower, I fell asleep. The next day I took the high-speed rail at five o'clock and went to the next city.

This behavior was so puzzling to me, and I kindly persuaded him why he had to toss and toss like this. As a result, this dog/force told me with a serious face that there were bugs in the hotel room for one night, and he couldn’t stand it. Changing rooms and hotels won't work. He has a deep shadow over this, and he is going to go home to sleep.

It was that time that I had a new understanding of the picky level of this dog/force.

Yu Haiqiao sighed distressedly after I finished the irony: "I don't want to go on business either! The people in the pharmaceutical factories below don't use the new online system. I have to lecture with them. It's so annoying."

I glanced at him, sincerely: "Thanks."

Yu Haiqiao glanced at me: "I think you know that I can be very happy not at home?"

I opened my sincere eyes and launched my sincere sight wave: "Where is it?"

Yu Haiqiao said, "You can go back to your mother for dinner these few nights." After he finished speaking, he looked at me again, "Will you drive the car?"

I said: "Will not open."

Yu Haiqiao hates iron but not steel: "You are stupid, you can't drive after so many years in the driver's license test, so you have practiced so many times!"

The driver’s license was taken during the summer vacation of the freshman year. For this reason, I was still dark for several degrees. At that time, I didn’t know the importance of sun protection. One day after I finished my driver’s license, I met Yu Haiqiao on the road. He suddenly looked like a duck when he saw me. The same quack laughed, and after laughing, I said that although I am usually not very white, but now it is as black as carbon, it is a little worried for me, saying that I am almost invisible when I go out at night, and I immediately lifted me up and got tanned. A kick of several degrees kicked him away.

Because I took the driver’s license test early, I haven’t used it much. I drove Yu Haiqiao’s car when I first bought it, but several times of side parking and reversing into the garage, I rubbed his car. The second time I drove without paying attention, I almost hit the guardrail with a gas pedal. Yu Haiqiao was sitting in the co-pilot and pressing my steering wheel and roared: "Brake, are you stupid/force?!"

Usually when he said this, I would fight back loudly whenever I heard it, but I was indeed a little scared and yelled angrily by him, which made me a little confused. Talking about telling me not to drive **** in the future, people will be scared to death, saying that I am a road killer, I don’t know what I am doing for the driver’s license test, so I might as well apply for a training class to improve my reaction. ability.

This dog/cursor is really ugly. After listening to it, I disengaged the seat belt and got out of the car and climbed to the position of the co-pilot. The other person sat in the driver’s seat and re-drove with a very serious face. They didn’t talk to me all the way. After being scolded and scolded by him, I didn’t even want to talk. I even secretly made up my mind to tell myself that I would never talk to Yuhai Bridge anymore. He drove to my door and I untied the seat belt and got out of the car, bypassing the front of the car. When I was about to enter my home apartment building, Yu Haiqiao honked the horn in the car. I didn’t want to talk to him and continued to my home. Yu Haiqiao “beeped” the horn twice and I walked towards my house. , Yu Haiqiao's voice came from behind: "Shi Ran, you didn't take it away."

I was stunned, adjusted my expression and turned and walked to his car. His head was lying on the driver's car window and staring at me. I stood by his window and said, "Bao."

He took out my bag from the inside, raised his hand and handed it to me through the window. I reached out and took it. After pulling it for a long time, he didn’t pull it from his hand. I blinked and smiled at me for a while.

It was the kind of coquettish smile that was very coquettish, the spring breeze blowing in Yangchun March, I stared at him blankly.

Yu Haiqiao put his chin on and asked me slowly: "Are you angry?"

I said, "No, give me the bag and I want to go home."

Yu Haiqiao held my bag tightly, stared at me for a while, and explained to me slowly: "I'm not worried, what if something happens to you?"