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Chapter 116: Euphemistic and bizarre blind stories

"Big brother, what are you doing?"

Jia Le was dragged, and I didn't understand it. Why did the big brother suddenly change himself.

Xu Ce gritted his teeth and said very depressed:

"What I told you today, remember it for me, keep it secret!

Can't talk to anyone! "

Seeing Xu Ce's solemn expression, Jiale quickly covered his mouth.

"Big brother, is there any secret? I won't say it, even if the master asks me again, I won't say it!"

Now, Xu Ce gives Jiale a sense of mystery. Although he doesn't know why, he still complies with it.

Xu Ce's face eased a little now, and he nodded:

"Remember, if you talk nonsense, when you go down to the town, don't want to eat egg tarts!"

Jia Le nodded repeatedly, but the egg **** was the most delicious thing he had ever eaten. If he went to the town and couldn’t eat it, he would probably regret his death. He promised again:

"Big brother, don't worry. I won't say anything, and I will never say anything, hehe.

Big brother, will I have as many tarts as I want? "

Xu Ce rolled his eyes. This child is not only a curious baby, but also a big foodie.

"Eat until you vomit!"

Xu Ce didn't have a good air.

At this time, the girl Qingqing in the wooden house next door came out, carrying a wooden bucket in her hand, and walked outside.

Master Yixiu walked behind, already putting down his luggage, and carrying a wooden bucket in his hand, which seemed to mean going out to carry water.

Upon seeing this, Xu Ce left Jiale aside, walked to the bamboo fence, waved to Qingqing, and then smiled and asked:

"Master Yixiu, are you going to fetch water?"

"Master Yixiu, you can count as coming back, quietly tell you, my master brought my wife back."

Jia Le ran over and said gossiping.

Master Yixiu first nodded to Xu Ce, which was regarded as a greeting, then widened his eyes and looked at Jiale, thinking that he had heard it wrong, and said:

"Jia Le, what did you just say?"

"My master brought my wife back."

Jia Le repeated one sentence.

After Master Yixiu got the confirmation, his face was wonderful, and he beckoned to Jiale, Jiale got closer, and muttered:

"Jia Le, come tell me, is it that blind vixen, Hu Meiniang?"

Jia Le chuckled and said:

"Master Yixiu is really amazing, how did you know?"

Master Yixiu curled his lips and said:

"Hehe, because of your master's virtue, only the blind vixen can look at him, otherwise, he is destined to be a bachelor to death."

Xu Ce asked at this time:

"Master Yixiu, between Master Four Eyes and Master, aren't they always fighting?

Is it really a sentiment? "

Master Yixiu glanced at Xu Ce, and then said:

"Yes or not."

Xu Ce and Jia Le were both puzzled, and Jia Le quickly asked:

"Master Yixiu, tell us about it. I used to ask Master how she met her, but he didn't say anything."

Master Yixiu smiled and said:

"Hey, it was a thunderstorm night. Fifteen years ago, the poor monk and your master went down the mountain and went to the city to buy salt. When passing a cliff, your unlucky master fell because of the road and fell and fell. Under the cliff, fortunately, the cliff is not high and did not fall to death.

He found a fox below, injured, and probably fell off.

Then when the poor monk rescued your master, he rescued him along with the fox.

And healed the fox. "

"and then?"

Master Yixiu said:

"Then, then the fox was blind. It was obviously the poor monk who rescued her up to the cliff, and the poor monk applied medicine to her to heal her injuries, but the blind fox opened his eyes from beginning to end. He was on the cliff. When I went down, I saw the smelly Taoist pick her up, and determined that it was the smelly Taoist who saved her."

"But the Taoism of the poor monk and the smelly Taoist priest is a lot worse than it is now, and we didn't realize that the fox we saved had already cultivated into a monster.

Finally let the fox go, let him return to nature.

At that time, the smelly Taoist priest still regretted it, saying that it was such a big fox, it could eat meat when killed, and its fur could make clothes. It was a pity.

If it weren't for the poor monks to stop them, there would be no other teachers, maybe it would be a piece of skin. "

It seems that Master Yixiu should have not lied, very much in line with the four-eyed Taoist style of doing things.

"Then later, why did they always fight?"

Jiale asked.

Master Yixiu curled his lips and continued:

"Later, the poor monk discovered by chance that Hu Meiniang came to your master, but your master didn't believe that Hu Meiniang was the fox that she saved back then. Of course, the poor monk felt that it was just an excuse.

The person who said something is a human, a demon is a demon, he is a cultivator, and he is determined not to drop it much...

The result, look now, hehe, it's so fragrant!

Um, what kind of dishes did your wife cook that smells so delicious? "

"Boiled fish."

Jia Le said.

Master Yixiu's face was slightly stiff, his hands folded,

"Amitabha, sin and sin..."

Then, instead of continuing to talk nonsense with the two of them, he turned and walked outside.

"Master Yixiu, go on, you must have not finished talking..."

Jiale is still asking about the gossip of his master, this child is more interested than Xu Ce.

Xu Ce felt that something was wrong. Master Yixiu obviously wanted to continue talking, but why did he leave suddenly?

Xu Ce looked back instinctively and saw that the four-eyed Taoist leader had appeared behind them at some unknown time, with a black face, completely aimed at the Jiale children.

In the gossip process just now, Xu Ce almost acted as a melon-eating crowd, and Jiale children are experts in asking questions, especially at this moment, who are still concerned about the inexhaustible questioning. Next, this child is probably going to be miserable.

Xu Ce stepped aside and gave way.

Seeing the stick in the hands of the four-eyed Taoist leader, he patted Jia Le's **** up, gritted his teeth and said:

"Little bastard, are you busy all day long!"

"Ah! Master, why are you hitting me!"

Jia Le suffered a bit, and then ran away.

Four eyes grew strangely and did not pursue it. He raised the stick and pointed at Yixiu Daochang who was carrying the bucket, grinning his teeth:

"Dead monk, you actually exposed me to my apprentice! You forced me!

Believe it or not, I will expose you too! "

Master Yixiu folded his hands together, his face was open and confident and said:

"Amitabha Buddha, stinky Taoist priest, poor monk acting upright and honest, not as dirty as you, please!"

Four-eyed Daochang was almost mad to death. He didn't hear Master Yixiu's illocutionary meaning, there must be some, but the monk is so thick-skinned that he can't help but he doesn't care at all!

This is the result of a punch on the cotton, uncomfortable.

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