Zombie Bodyguard

"Aunt Sanglin, you confirm that you have not acknowledged the wrong person, this sister, oh, this aunt, is the grandmother of this little Li girl, is it sure that she was born? Did n’t she recognize her?" Lin Tianhuang shook her head, no I asked again with confidence.

In Huaxia, people are more convinced of the five-element life form. If the congenital five elements are not complete at the time of birth or the life form is not good, they must be completed the day after tomorrow, otherwise the life path will not be smooth in the future.

There are many ways to complete the five elements or the fate of the day after tomorrow. The name is one of them, or you can recognize a relative. You can complete the birth of the eight characters, so Lin Tiancai thinks that this little Li girl recognizes her master as a grandma.

Sang Lin shook her head funnyly and said, "This lady is indeed the natural grandma of Li Yue girl. Her name is Li Qingyun, Li Yue is the name of her grandmother. , So even if he is older than Xue Lang, he looks younger than us. "

In the beauty miracle, the young lady could hear her eyes bright, and there was a look of envy in her eyes. No woman can resist the beauty of age.

The more beautiful women are, the more afraid they are of the destruction of the years. God gave them unparalleled looks, but they have to watch their faces grow old day by day, and wrinkles increase. What a blow to them.

Although the young lady is an ancient warrior, it is still unknown whether she can maintain the peak of her face when she is seventy or eighty, so she is very envious of Li Qingyun in front of her.

However, no one stays in the face like a zombie. The appearance of the zombie is eternal. The young girl zombie has been sleeping for thousands of years, and still looks like a young girl.

"The eternity of youth is a gift from God." Li Qingyun spoke.

Her eyes are not undulating, her voice is not young, but she is not old. She has a strange feeling, and she can't tell her actual age from her voice and figure, or her skin or appearance.

Lin Tian heard the gift of God, and thought of a possibility. It must be what Li Qingyun used to make his face look old, and only this explanation makes sense.

"Grandma, why are you polite with this person and drive him out quickly, otherwise God will be unhappy." The little girl Li Yue was even more angry when she saw her grandma was not angry.

Damn, this little girl, she ’s stunned when she opens her mouth. Let ’s go into the magic, Lao Tzu is still a stupid god, Lin Tian really ca n’t understand her belief.

He looked at Li Yue, smiled, and said, "Girl Li Yue, you said that God would be unhappy, but I don't think so. God is high above all, with compassion in mind, a decent God, not because of his people. He is not happy when he speaks the wrong words, and he will not be punished because of his generosity and his compassion is infinite. "

"If God is not happy and punishes his people just because of one sentence, then he is not a decent god, but an evil god, girl Li Yue, do you say I am right?" Lin Tian smiled lightly. .

"You ..." Li Yue was speechless for a while, but couldn't refute it, her face flushed eagerly.

Lin Tian is a language trap. If Li Yue insists on saying it, it means that the **** of evil is an evil god. If she admits that Lin Tian is right, then the punishment she said just now cannot be said.

In fact, she was led by Lin Tian to the fork in the road. Lin Tian said that the decent gods are all compassionate and broad-minded. Is this really the case? Of course not, there are legends about the wrath of the Buddha, not to mention that a **** of destiny does not have the height of a Buddha, and of course there will be emotions and desires.

But the kind Li Yue, in the subconscious mind, thinks that God is perfect, so Lin Tian was dumb asked, not because her faith was not strong enough, but because she was too firm.

"Grandma, this man is talking nonsense, and God doesn't like it, we rush him out." Li Yue gambled.

After Lin Tian looked at her chest, she recognized a theory. Lin Tian is a satyr, and such a person is very disgusting.

If Lin Tian knew that she thought so, she would definitely think that the **** of gods is the satyr, otherwise why the grandparents should wear such **** skirts.

"Yueyue, when we do business, we open the doors of the Quartet and welcome the Octagon guests. Since Mr. Lin is here, he is a guest. And Mr. Lin is not a raiser and he does not believe in God. He does not need to be like us." Yun said very honestly.

This revelation really made Lin Tian's eyes dazzle. He thought that the caretaker here was an old woman with a weird personality. I didn't expect to be such a reasonable woman.

But Li Qingyun also made this point clear. I do n’t care who you bring it with, we do business, you are guests, and you have to pay a certain price if you ask for it.

"Girl Yueyue, what do you think, maybe God will like me as a guest." Lin Tian glanced at Li Yue and smiled.

He also made clear what Li Qingyun said. As long as I paid enough, God would like it. The so-called Buddha relied on gold, not to mention being a **** of destiny.

Except that Li Yue couldn't understand the conversation between him and Li Qingyun, the others were all bright-minded people, and they all heard the meaning in the words of the two.

The young lady gave a funny white look to Lin Tian. This bad guy was so unwilling to lose even in the face of her husband.

Li Qingyun just nodded, and didn't say much, turned around and grabbed a joss stick on the donation table. I didn't see her use a lighter to light the joss stick, but she flickered with a wide skirt sleeve, and a joss stick was lighted.

The young lady's eyes narrowed, and then she wondered. Obviously, she could not see how Li Qingyun lit the incense, and she could not help looking at Lin Tian.

Lin Tian didn't use the perspective just now, she didn't really see her way of fragrant, but the most useful thing is the puppet technique. Last time at the Fanyin Temple in Dongshe Mountain, Zhonghai City, he saw that the paper sign of the heavenly girl ignited without fire.

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Lin Tian took the three incense she handed over and inserted it into the incense burner with great care, without any respect, a stone statue, not qualified to make him respectful!

After fragrant, Sang Lin knelt at the table and worshipped at the stone statue for three worships. She was religious, and she used to be a raiser. Xiao Manxue and Professor Xue did not kneel, they just bent down and nodded in greeting.

One is a scientist and the other is an ancient warrior. If it is not for respect for Li Qingyun, they will not salute a stone statue.

Lin Tian neither nodded nor bent, nor did he kneel, still standing upright, raising his chest and looking up.

"Why don't you ignore God and kneel down to God!" Li Yue looked at Lin Tian angrily and shouted angrily.

Your uncle, this chick is going to push me to the end today, and Professor Xue didn't kneel. Why not talk about him and just glance at your chest? Is it necessary to keep holding on? Lao Tzu is enough today to see how you can treat me, Lin Tian sneered, staring brightly at her upright chest under her see-through tulle.