Zombie: at the Beginning, Uncle Jiu Told Me About the Match

"Huh? Grace,!?"

When Ma Linxiang heard the words, his face was stunned.

Before, in order to cope with emergencies, he took the suspended animation prepared by Li Yuecheng, so he had no idea what happened after returning to the village.

So, Ma Linxiang shook his head, "I'm not very clear about this matter, when I was rich, I did send a lot of beggars, but I didn't have any deep friendships at all.

Even if someone knelt in front of me and called me my benefactor, I might not know him! "

After listening to Ma Linxiang's words, Li Yuecheng took a deep look at Ma Linxiang and snorted: "You better not play with us, otherwise, no amount of gold and silver jewelry will save your life!"

"Don't worry, we are grasshoppers on the same boat now, and I'm still measured."

Ma Linxiang thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't think of anyone who would call him benefactor, and he would come all the way to pay homage to him.

Li Yuecheng saw that Ma Linxiang didn't seem to be lying, so he said impatiently: "Okay, stop pretending, it's almost time, I'll send you to the ancestral hall.

Remember, be smart, or you'll lose everything. "

"Don't worry, I know what to do!" Ma Linxiang said impatiently.

After this interruption, no one cared about Qin Hao who suddenly appeared.

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ancestral hall.

Some people are burning all kinds of sacrifices, and there are also people who come to hang sacrifices incessantly.

Ma Linxiang's corpse was placed in the hall, and there were many people sitting around. Qin Hao and another real scorpion stood behind the bed where the corpse was parked.

Although a cultivator is used to meditating and practicing, it is the first time to pretend to be a dead person like this.

Qin Hao thought silently.

Zhu Dachang helped around, glanced at Qin Hao from time to time, and admired his perseverance.

I don't eat, drink or go to the toilet, I just pay so much to repay my gratitude.

What a friend worth making.

There was a bear child running around the house all the time, he seemed to be very interested in paper sticks, and even prepared to burn a candle, which frightened Zhu Dachang, and even frightened the bear child away.

Li Yuecheng stood beside the corpse, and Li Yueying sat on the chair with a big belly, looking distraught.

They were surrounded by a group of filial piety 'filial sons'.

These are all invited by the second uncle, and naturally have no feelings for Ma Linxiang, but they have already received the money, so they still have to do it.

As soon as someone came to mourn, they would cry and parasitize, and after the person left, they immediately returned to their indifferent expressions, as if the person crying just now was not them.

In addition, a group of monks were invited. The leader of the monks looked young, only in his twenties. He wore five Buddha crowns and cassocks. He pretended to be chanting sutras. It looks a lot like that.

Whenever he opened his eyes, his solemn and dignified temperament immediately broke down.

Qin Hao counted it, fake dead, fake wife, fake dutiful son, fake paper, fake monk...

When I came out to mourn the villagers, it was true, and everything else was false.

It was a complete farce from time to time.

If everything is dismantled, Ma Linxiang is afraid that he will not be beaten to death.

One after another, the people were almost gone. Mayor Ma said to Li Yueying: "The guests are all gone, and you are pregnant again. Go back to rest early".

"Thank you, Mayor Ma."

Li Yueying had already applied ginger slices on her eyes, and it looked red and swollen, which was adorable.

On the side, Li Yuecheng said, "Sister, brother will send you back."

As the Li Yueying brothers and sisters left, Mayor Ma and the second uncle also went out to find a place to drink.

All the concurrent positions were gone, and the fake monk headed to look around the Ma family's house again.

Then he coughed lightly, "It's over, let's all go back."

A group of fake monks who cheated money followed him and left the Ma's house, and now there is no one at all.

After hearing the sound of locking coming from outside, Qin Hao breathed a sigh of relief, and it was finally over.

Having been hiding in the dark, Zhu Dachang sneaked out, looked around to confirm that no one was there, and walked to Qin Hao's side and said, "Brother, it's really hard for you!"

"It doesn't matter, Brother Zhu, it's all for the sake of the benefactor."

Playing as a paper man made Qin Hao move his muscles and said with a smile.

"Okay, there's no one left at this time, let's start checking."

This time, when Ma Linxiang was eating, he blocked his heartbeat and kept his body cold. He was sober when he became conscious, and when he heard the two of them talking, he was very surprised.

This Qin Hao's voice is very unfamiliar, and he has never met such a person before!

He kept saying that when he was his benefactor, he always felt that something was wrong.

But to act to the end, he still pretended to be dead.

"Brother Linxiang, I'm the large intestine, I didn't expect that after a short separation, you and I are actually separated from Yin and Yang...

Don't blame me for bothering you, because I don't think your death is clear, so I'm here to examine the body for you. ".ˇ

Zhu Dachang's tone was so sad that he spoke to Ma Linxiang's ear.

Ma Linxiang's heart warmed when he heard Zhu Dachang's words. In the end, he was a good brother who grew up together from childhood to adulthood. Of all people, he was the most sincere to himself.

It's a pity, bro, now that bro is very poor, and he still owes a lot of debt, so he has to find out the money that the old man hid in the past before he can make a comeback.

Don't worry, when your brother gets the money, he will never treat you badly.

These thoughts, he can only think about it in his heart, and he can't say it for the time being.

after all.

He knew Zhu Dachang too well.

This guy can't hide secrets from this guy.

If he had a showdown with Zhu Dachang, Zhu Dachang would definitely tell everyone what happened, and if he didn't take him, he would get out of the way.

"Brother Linxiang, if you are really framed, I must find out the truth and avenge you."

On the other side, Zhu Dachang, who had been talking endlessly, finally started to untie Ma Linxiang's clothes.

Qin Hao on the side was sitting and resting.

He knows the plot, and of course he won't do these useless things with Zhu Dachang.

soon.

Zhu Dachang had already cleaned Ma Linxiang cleanly.

Just now.

There was a sudden sound of unlocking the door.

"what!"

Hearing the sound of the door lock, Zhu Dachang panicked immediately, and he hurriedly placed Ma Linxiang's body again.

"Zhu (how is Li), brother, hurry up and find a place to hide, I'm watching here."

Qin Hao stood up from his wife and said.

"Well, Brother Qin, I'm almost done with the inspection. Brother Ma has no scars on his body. I suspect that he was poisoned.

In this way, I'll go back and get the guy first, and I'll bring the paper tie man over by the way, and you'll be wronged for a while. "

Zhu Dachang said before leaving.

"it is good."

When everything returned to normal, a thin monkey-like, very wretched man slipped into the ancestral hall quietly.

He seemed to be looking for something from time to time. First, he tossed around the room, and when he didn't find it, he shook his head in disappointment.

Subsequently.

He walked to Ma Linxiang's body, fell to his knees with a thud, and kowtowed three times in a row, "Brother Ma, when I was in the village next door, the wonderful hand was empty. It was the great monk who helped you recite the scriptures just now!"

Err.

Qin Hao now understands, no wonder he looks so familiar. It turned out that this buddy almost didn't recognize him when he changed his clothes.

The fake monk smiled and continued: "My little brother came in a little tight, so I wanted to ask you for help.

This money is money in the world, and things are things in the world. It's useless if you want to come. Why don't you lend it to my younger brother in case of emergency.

In the future, if we see each other again, the little brother will give you a lot of damage...

Anyway, that's it. ".

Chapter 286

This fake monk talks a lot.

Ma Linxiang lay there, sneered in his heart, and secretly said: "If I owe a lot of debt, as for playing suspended animation, do you still want to find money from me? Go for your Spring and Autumn Dream! "

After the fake monk finished his recitation, he stood up with a smile and said, "Brother Ma is very refreshing. Since you agreed, don't blame my brother for being rude."

As he spoke, he went straight to Ma Linxiang's side, and with a swoosh, he lifted the white cloth over Ma Linxiang's body.

next moment.

As if struck by lightning, he said with a bewildered expression: "I'm a darling, my clothes have been stripped off. Could it be that someone got on first? Isn't it so miserable!"

After speaking, he looked like he couldn't believe it, and searched Ma Linxiang all over again.

Qin Hao watched this scene from a distance and frowned. Is this Zhujia Town or Gay Town?

Why are so many men interested in the body of a man who just died?

The fake monk beside him sighed.