Zombie Apocalypse

Panda's red envelope distribution activity is still very successful. WeChat group and Penguin group all sent red envelopes, and 106 private packages were also posted on WeChat. Except that 22 of them were book friends among panda friends, pandas did not expect to have them. 84 book friends added him and asked: What does the panda do!

Afterwards, Panda wrote a few words in his novel.

I have to ask me what I am doing, the answer is...what about writing novels, are you stupid?

After that, he smiled and went out to continue the New Year.

This year, four hundred yuan was issued at the beginning of the year, and more than one hundred were recovered, which is obviously a loss.

Therefore, Panda knows that he has to work harder, code words harder, and live harder to fill the gap of loss at the beginning of the new year.

Not to mention money, life must be hard,

Who knows whether the person who knocks on the door tomorrow will be a zombie or a beauty?

If it is a zombie, it will be dead.

If it is a beauty...

The panda ran quickly and was walking on the street. He suddenly found a beautiful woman with a slender waist and a big **** walking towards him. He didn't know how his **** developed, so why did he look so good?

If you squeeze it up, it's probably good for him. Mom, right?

The panda's eyes rolled around, staring at the person's chest, but he did not expect to step on the girl's foot.

"Hey, are you blind, you can't see Sa in such a wide road? Step on my old lady's feet?" The girl unceremoniously pushed the panda.

The panda was stunned for a meeting and then suddenly reacted, glaring at the girl and staring at the girl with distress, then stepped forward and raised his hand to face the plump firmness and pushed hard, while pushing and shouting: "Who are you pushing? Why are you pushing me? , Do you want to fight?"

When he pushed the girl's chest, he even pinched it with his fingers. The girl was pushed back for a step or two. At that time, he was dumbfounded and didn't want to understand why he was hit in the chest.

When the panda realized that the girl seemed to have reacted to her actions, she immediately became embarrassed and turned around and ran. The speed really matched his net name, and she ran really fast!

Oh shit! The squeeze is too heavy and too careful, as long as you are not a fool, you can find him playing a hooligan!

It seems to be careful next time!

The author of the panda analyzed and concluded, and then disappeared under the stars!

......

On the other side of the earth, the sketch is called "Zombie Blind Date", the starring is Qin An, Weng Lan, Qin Dafeng, Qin Erhe, Qin Yabao and Qin Yabei.

"I am a zombie whose soul can speak. I really want to make friends with humans or other races, but they are afraid of me and think I want to eat them... Well, I admit that I do want to eat. they!"

Qin An's dress was a little dull, some were not like zombies, but like clowns, and the lines he just appeared on were quite funny, and people naturally laughed in accordance with the atmosphere.

Weng Lan appeared at this time, wearing a turtle with a pair of pigtails.

But after all, she is Weng Lan, an innate brain mutation. When Weng Lan is quiet, it is a pure snow lotus. When she deliberately expresses something, she will become a burning fire lotus. Attract all eyes!

At first glance, Weng Lan's dress still seemed ugly to people, but when Weng Lan twisted his body and said the first line, everyone was dumbfounded.

"My name is Cauliflower. Today someone introduced me to a blind date. It should be here, right?"

This line is extremely simple, and Weng Lan's movements are actually not great, but people are still shocked.

Weng Lan has a dynamic beauty,

In front of her, most viewers have a feeling that Weng Lan's eyes are facing them.

The pair of eyes were so clear and unmarked, but after looking at each other, they would feel glamorous again, as if they were talking, inviting, and seduce people to commit crimes.

Weng Lan's skin is very good, but usually it doesn't seem to be so good that it is so terrifying.

But when Weng Lan smiled, under the light of stars and lights, her skin became a little psychedelic, white and transparent, and red and natural, making people want to kiss Fangze, but was afraid that her lips would be abrupt. It's perfect.

Weng Lan's lips don't seem to be static. When people see her red lips inadvertently, they feel that time and space seem to be static. Only the beautiful lips are closed together, exhaling like orchids, with an absolutely exaggerated seductive power.

Weng Lan's figure... it can't be described, it is obviously such ugly clothes, but when people look at the parts separately, they will be intoxicated by the beauty and **** that flashes.

The chest will straighten up with Weng Lan's breathing, and they will echo with the shoulders, armpits, arms, and abdomen. After random movements, they can combine to draw a perfect angle.

Her waist has the same charm, no matter it is combined with up or down, it can show a graceful style.

In general, Weng Lan's body is beautiful, amazingly beautiful, making people unprepared.

Linghua, Yin Yao's level of beauty has become a little dignified, they always think that they are the most beautiful, so they don't care about their looks.

However, at this moment they felt that compared with Weng Lan, they seemed to be like green leafy grass. Weng Lan was the magnificent red flower in the snow, and she was the head of the hundred flowers!

No wonder Qin An has been unable to forget Weng Lan for so many years, this is indeed an unpredictable woman!

After the opening remarks, the two leading actors began to play against each other. Let alone, the effect was very good. The sketch performance on the battlefield made the surrounding soldiers laugh and laugh. If Weng Lan were not too eye-catching, people might laugh. More cheerful.

Several children performed well. Dafeng and Erhe played the big tree, Qin Yabei played the moving dead child, and Qin Yabao played the flying little bee. They are all very cute and cute. modeling.

After Qin’an’s show ended, others began to perform, some singing, some singing, and some performing superb skills. The whole party was very successful. There were more than 100 shows. Thousands of people participated in the live party. The camp also distributed a lot of dumplings as food for the New Year’s Eve dinner. At the same time, they can use magic video equipment to watch the live broadcast of the party. All places are beaming.

Aliens and foreigners don’t understand what the Chinese New Year is, but it doesn’t affect people’s desire to celebrate. Unfortunately, most soldiers can’t drink, because no one knows whether the demons will suddenly come from heaven. In an attack, the huge battleship of the Mozu hovered under the atmosphere, and it took dozens of minutes to attack the ground.

The New Year’s Eve dinner ended on the edge of the battlefield. After the starry night came, it was the first day of the New Year. Qin An personally issued the new calendar implementation minutes, echoing the Kowloon Link, and declared that February 1, 2049 was a turning point in history, and the AD would enter a brand new one. In 2050, the original calendar will be invalidated. February 1, 2049, will also become January 1 of 2050. At the same time, this day will also be January 1 of the 34th year of the last century, and January of the first year of creation. number 1!

The reason why the A.D. era was not completely abolished was because the creation era was not widely accepted globally, and more than half of the earth and races still continued the old calendar.

The last century yuan only survives because the last days are still continuing, and the earth is still full of crisis and turbulence.

So Chuangyuan was used because whether it was Qin An or Jiulong Liancheng, they have already set a timetable for themselves. The world will eventually be changed. Qin An's thinking consciousness is now more free and more authoritative. , Even if he is not for others but only for himself, he has to fight for the world, he has desire, not only in terms of women, but also in the power and official career!

...

This night was beautiful again. The stars in the sky were several times more than before the Double Moon Disaster, and they looked densely packed. The red crimson moon was already exceptionally big. People seemed to be within reach, and snowflakes were flying between the sky and the earth again.

After Qin An greeted all the brothers, friends, women, children, and soldiers in a private chat, it was late at night.

The so-called late night is actually ten hours after the night, when there are fewer stars in the sky, and people prefer to fall asleep at this time.

Naturally, Qin An was not sleepy. He secretly stole Weng Lan and flew into the sky with his arms.

"You said, why are you so stupid? Can you hit your head and amnesia?"

"Damn it, you let me down, the wind is so strong!"

Qin An flew dozens of kilometers away, and when he landed with Weng Lan, he was already on the banks of Lake Erie in Canada.

"There is Niagara Falls over there! You don't want to go see it?"

"No, it's good to be here! Why did you bring me out suddenly? I don't think you are very busy tonight?"

Weng Lan's mouth was slightly raised, and she found that Qin An today was a little hard to control.

After meeting Qin An after amnesia, even though he felt that this man had changed a lot, he still met Weng Lan's standard of seeing a man, but Qin An in front of him was obviously beyond the standard, and he was a bit lively.

"Take you out to see the scenery! Weng Lan, don't you want to know what happened between us?"

"I don't want to...really, I always think it's pretty good now, carefree, no need to think about that much."

"Then marry me!"

Qin An didn't drink, but he was a little drunk tonight.

"Do not......"

"Because I have too many ties?"

Qin An was a bit lost when Weng Lan refused.

"No, I just think that there are too many women related to you. If I form a too stable relationship with you, maybe I will become less special."

"Weng Lan..."

"Qin An! Don't talk! How are we doing? Give each other more time! In my memory, nothing happened to us. You are the fool who will come downstairs to me every day for half a year. And for you. Say, I may have been all of you, but now I really have forgotten most of you! So...Is it all right? Let’s not talk about the past, or the future, and feel each other Existence, re-recognize each other’s hearts! When we are finally determined, no matter how high the day is, how chaotic the world is, how many women you have, how much sadness I have, we don’t care about all this, just to look good Stay together! When we have such emotions and preparations, how are we telling each other? You are telling me the past, and then I will tell you all my thoughts, okay?"

In the face of Weng Lan's soft words, how could Qin An refuse.

"Okay, just say yes!"

"Hmm! Those kids..."

"Just call your mother."

"Which ones?"

"Gaze, Erhe, Sanchuan, Xiangming!"

This is the first time Weng Lan has received confirmation from Qin An. She understands that this means that these four children are indeed hers!

God, what has she experienced in her past? She actually had four children, and she was born with Qin An...

This is not the point. The point is that Sanchuan is already as old as Zhang, and there are three lovely daughters, all of whom are grandmothers.

It turns out that waking up from a dream and returning to the Qing Dynasty is not the most terrifying.

Compared with this time when I woke up and became the grandmother of the child, the clear story is simply weak!

Weng Lan felt that she should cry, so she shed tears.

Qin An stepped forward and didn't have a hand, but touched the teardrop with his lips and melted it into his mouth.

"Rogue, you take advantage of me!"

Weng Lan's tone was a little jerky.

"No, I'm helping you wipe your tears!"

Qin An's tone was intermittent.

The two embraced each other gently, feeling each other for a long time.

"Qin An, happy new year, very happy to meet you!"

"Happy New Year Weng Lan, you are my luck!"

"Weng Die said the reason why you like Xiaoyi Poems is because of me?"

"Yeah! Once you liked it very much, even if I write it badly!"

"Well, maybe you can tell me something, use your little crooked poem..."

Without even thinking about it, Qin An hugged Weng Lan tighter, and pressed his mouth to her ear and whispered:

"I used to go with the wind and snow,

Love is in the clouds and flowing water,

You have nowhere to find in the cape,

Weng is too old to sleep.

Languang warm jade flicks the clouds and smoke,

Decades have passed since now.

Suddenly seeing each other in the eternal hope cold window,

From here on for a long time to the horizon!

This poem is called "Meeting", written for you..."

Weng Lan could feel Qin An's affection and emotional agitation.

Qin An's talents once again made Weng Lan feel a little infatuated. Back then, she was confused by Qin An's worthless little crooked poems.

Now that the memory is lost, her immunity has not improved at all.

In the poem——

[I used to walk in the snow with the wind]

It’s about Qin An’s journey from Russia to the United States to find himself. Weng Lan actually heard Weng Die’s intentions or not, but did not follow up. The term “following the wind and snow” can be regarded as a narrative of facts. The wind and snow, so the last word "Zheng" is used very cleverly, indicating that his journey is not easy, as if it is a journey all the way, then the word "walking in the wind and snow" can be invisible as "cut through the thorns", all because of this The last word "Zheng"!

[Love Ruoxing Between Clouds and Flowing Water]

This poem is interesting. First of all, the reconciliation of "Xingyun Liushui" is "following the wind and stepping on the snow." The first poem records the scene of traveling, but this one is telling the change of time. The wind brings changes. The measured cloud, the snow at the foot has turned into running water! The four words "Xingyun Liushui" once again confirmed the word "zheng" in the first poem, indicating that it is indeed not easy, and it has taken a long time. And the artistic conception of the whole poem is the longing for the lover, the feeling seems to be flowing, continuous and long-standing!

[You have nowhere to find in the cape]

In conjunction with the second sentence, he searched for a long time, but failed to find himself, so he felt discouraged and felt that he might be at the end of the world, perhaps he could never be found again... what are you doing? How could he not find it so secretly? Hey, a little regretful;

[Weng is too old to sleep]

This sentence is a bit worrying. How long have you been looking for yourself? People are getting old? He used the word "Weng" to actually symbolize both himself and him. Because his surname is Weng, Che has never been there. Then after the time has changed, it is not only his old man, but also his own surname! Hey, it’s hard to sleep... Yeah, I don’t know how long it took to find a lover to no avail. Who can sleep?

[Lan Guang warm jade blowing clouds and smoke]

Among them, the interpretation of "languang" in the dictionary is "the brilliance of the mountain mist irradiated by the sun", and the word "warm jade" can be interpreted as care. For example, the verse of "liangcheng cherish warm jade" means lonely People especially cherish the care of others. For example, in "A Dream of Red Mansions" there is a poem "Wenxiang Nephrite", then the "Wenxiang Nephrite" can be extended to "warm jade", which refers to women. "Fuyunyan" is a dynamic noun, which means confusing and unclear. In other words, this line of poetry that seems to describe the scenery actually describes the state of mind. It is translated into the mist and mist in front of you, and you can't find the woman who cares about yourself! In a simple poem, the word "warm jade" is used very well, extending the two meanings of caring and women.

[Decades have passed since now]

The unpretentious narrative sentence answered the question in the fourth sentence, how long did you find yourself? It's been decades!

[Suddenly meet in Yongwanghan window]

The word "Yongwang" is interpreted as "looking from a distance" in the dictionary, so this poem expresses the scene of Qin An looking at himself through the window and looking at each other outside the window that day. It sums it up appropriately, a full sentence. Love, without any embellishment.

[From here on for a long time to the horizon]

The last sentence of poetry with artistic conception is often wise, so Qin An nakedly expressed his will and aspirations, that is, to be with himself forever!

Hey, no matter what Weng Lan thinks, this poem called "Meet" is very good.

The rhyme of ancient poems is different from that of modern poems.

The even-numbered sentences of the eight-law poem generally require the same rhyme, so the ending characters of the even-numbered sentences in Qin An’s poem are "jian", "mian", "nian" and "bian", and the rhyme is "an". In other words, there is no problem in terms of format.

Really annoying man, obviously her brother-in-law, but came to confess to herself, so naked, the hidden head of those eight words is--

I love you Weng Lan...forever!

Well, this liar, the ghost would believe him, he must have said that to all the girls.

Weng Lan pouted her mouth in Qin An's arms, a little angry, and suddenly realized that Qin An's hand fell on her ass!

This **** guy, who can play affectionately with eloquent words, and dare to kill him straightforwardly, no wonder he can get a girl. He really complied with that sentence and starved the cowardly to death! How could a man like Qin An lack women on the bed?

Forget it, who asked him to write a poem so satisfying for her?

She won't expose him, let him scream tonight, just touch it, and there will be no less meat...

Wait, how did you reach into the clothes?

OMG! I feel the meat on my waist, itchy!

This is really a killer!

Weng Lan's heart began to jump rapidly, blushing like a peach, and suddenly she didn't know how to deal with herself...

"Adam, do you think the earthly king of the Azure Dragon Empire is really as good as the legend? I heard that he singled out the cursed sword god, and now the black blood army is raging, everyone says why we Want to fight the earthlings? But 80% of the black blood army are earthlings."

"Sororana, that kid is the one who stole the city of black blood. We are already enemies. If we don't fight, should we just retreat and go to Canada? There are too many zombies over there and it is not suitable for survival!"

what?

Qin An and Weng Lan froze for a moment, and hurriedly dodged to hide in the nearby woods. Qin An hugged Weng Lan up to a big tree, sat on the sturdy tree fork, and then put Weng Lan on his lap to do it tightly. Have to hold her.

"Someone is coming... you... don't touch it yet!"

Weng Lan got upset, because Qin An actually went to the tree and it was dishonest. He still put his hand on her belly and rubbed it back and forth, which made her really...itchy! It's really itchy, not that itchy!

Qin An didn't listen to Weng Lan's refusal. There was a smile on his face, and he felt Weng Lan's flat and smooth belly. He really loved it. At the same time, he was a little moved and wanted to cry.

The last time we held Weng Lan and touched her belly was 37 years ago!

What a disappointment! I knew I didn't come here, and now it's not surprising that I met Black Blood Scouts in Canada.

Qin An glanced casually and confirmed the identities of the three people below.

Earthling? Zombie? Qin An's brows raised high!

Yes, why did he forget the zombies? There are over 100 million zombies in Canada, and they all passed through the territory of the United States.

If I led the zombies to destroy the walls of their Black Blood City, wouldn't they have nowhere to hide?