You Have Science, I Have Magic

Chapter 41: Feng: Stupid as an old sow

   Lin Bin blinked his eyes: "6666, it's a second, what can I say?!"

  Add money layman: "This is the northern style legwork."

   Wang Daochang explained: "Brother Feng is very proficient in boxing, legs, capture, weapons, and internal boxing, and his naturally shorter leg is stronger than the normal leg!"

  Add money layman: "That's it, the strength is good!"

  ······

   "6666!"

"I go?!"

   "What happened, who can see clearly?!"

"I made a video, played it 32 times slower, and barely saw it clearly. When Jin Ali kicked out with a high kick, the anchor jumped up at a faster speed and turned around 180 degrees and kicked it. Let him fly!"

   "Did it fly or is it a waste?"

  "This···This is the martial arts?"

   "My God, is there really a national skill?"

   "Is that Jin Ali too bad, right?"

   "Fart, he is the runner-up in the national taekwondo competition in Bangzi Country. It is definitely not that he is weak, but the anchor is too strong?!"

   "Appreciation..."

   In the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded. I don't know how many viewers were shocked.

   All kinds of gifts also came from the sky. In less than a minute, there were more than a dozen rockets! ! !

  ······

   "I overestimated you, ten seconds?"

   Feng Yuxiu curled his lips and looked at Jin Ali who was lying there, who had passed out in a coma, and said with disdain, "You can't support it even for a second."

   "On this kind of thing, you have the face to open a martial arts gym and accept apprentices?"

   "Are you worthy?"

   Then, he looked around at the stunned and stunned people, and then at the live broadcast: "I think you are all Chinese."

   "So, you remembered it!"

   "National skill is the strongest!"

   "Shoulder and hip, elbow and knee, hand and foot. Capture is dead, capture is alive, capture is successful, advance weapon, weapon is an extension of siblings!"

   "The so-called unity of human and instrument, the unity of mind and will, the unity of mind and qi, the unity of qi and force, the inner yin, the outer yang, the inner and outer qi is one Qi, and the shape is not smooth, and it is difficult to practice its shape!"

   "First fist and second leg capture, five in one weapon!"

   "What taekwondo? Something inferior to shit!"

   "A move is either a high jump or a high leg lift. In the eyes of our combatists, it is basically a living target. It seems flexible and mighty, but it is as stupid as an old sow!"

   "Whether we pass on martial arts or modern combat, in actual combat, the most important thing to avoid is not touching the ground. Only by being down-to-earth can we change and respond flexibly."

   Feng Yuxiu sneered disdainfully.

   "Legs?"

   "Southern boxing and northern legs, our national martial arts have more legs, twelve-way tan legs, mud steps, poke feet..."

   "Maybe the name is not good, but which one is not strong in actual combat?"

"Just talk about poke feet. As far as I know, in a village in the north, there is a group of people who practice poke feet, a woman in her forties and fifty years old, who can easily kick off a tree trunk with a diameter of more than ten centimeters!" (PS: This is a real story. There is a video, a big sister who broke a tree trunk on her tripod.)

   "Taekwondo?"

   "It's okay to kick the synthetic plank, can you let them kick the tree trunk to try?!"

   "As stupid as an old sow!"

   Feng Yuxiu turned around and looked at a group of staff in the martial arts hall contemptuously.

   And until now, they haven't reflected on it.

   One by one, they all stared at Feng Yuxiu.

   Someone rushed to see Jin Ali's situation, but a group of coaches surrounded Feng Yuxiu and glared.

   as stupid as an old sow!

   When I said this, staring at us? !

   Do you treat us as old sows? !

   A group of coaches are full of fire and staring at each other.

  ······

   "I'll go, be careful of the anchor!"

   "These guys don't seem to speak martial ethics!"

"Although I don't understand what the anchor said, but I always feel very awesome, and this record is also great, I will be a fan of Chinese martial arts from today! It's just that the anchor, you should run fast, they have more than 20 coaches! "

  "···"

   The guy who helped the live broadcast watched it, but his scalp was numb, and he whispered: "Feng...Feng master, you should go quickly, the water friends will let you go quickly, they don't speak martial arts."

"go?"

   "Don't talk about martial ethics?"

  Feng Yuxiu sneered: "Just because of these idiots who are inferior to old sows?"

"What did you say?"

"NS!"

   "Fuck him, let's go together!!!"

   A group of coaches were angry, no matter what the psychology, at this moment, they all rushed over together.

   It's just that Feng Yuxiu is no ordinary person.

   Crackling!

   tossing around, waiting for an opportunity to counterattack...

   is too fierce!

   This guy is practicing real combat, it's killing skills! Specially practiced the ability to fight against!

   A group of coaches, although they also scored Feng Yuxiu's two feet, but he was like a okay person. On the contrary, within two minutes, all 20 coaches were brought down.

   lay down!

   groans into a film! ! !

   "You don't learn things from the ancestors." Feng Yuxiu looked at the live broadcast room and sneered: "Learn this?"

   "Fuck...Fuck!"

   The guy who helped the live broadcast was dumbfounded, his brain buzzing, and he couldn't help but make a noise.

   In the live broadcast room, there are densely packed slumbers.

   Many of the Taekwondo students and their parents who watched the lively Taekwondo, all looked silly, and looked at Feng Yuxiu incredibly...

too exaggerated!

   In the past, who has seen such a scene?

   I see it now!

   "The police are here!"

   At this moment, the situation suddenly changed ~www.readwn.com~Feng Yuxiu was'taken', the live broadcast was forced to close, and the relevant personnel were taken away...

   In the live broadcast room, even if the screen is black, it is still hot and popular!

   "Great!"

   "This anchor is really fierce, I fucking, has the Chinese martial arts always been so strong? Why hasn't anyone stood up before?"

   "The ghost knows!"

   "Is it lost? The anchor is a secret disciple?"

   "Anyway, awesome is right, and there is a high probability that Taekwondo will cool off in our country this time!"

   "All I can say is, well done."

   Of course, there are also discordant sounds.

   "A beautiful hammer, who doesn't know that Taekwondo can't be combated, and that combat is shit? But he is handsome! I practice taekwondo to pick up girls. Where can I learn it if it's so cold?"

   "Are you a stupid pig?"

   "Fuck, isn't Guoshu more handsome than this?"

   "I want to learn Chinese martial arts!"

   "Then what, poke my feet, I know, my aunt is practicing this...actually it's not very good-looking, but it's really tough."

  "···"

  The barrage keeps on.

   Gifts keep coming.

   Especially after more than 20 coaches have won a single pick, the Rockets have dozens of them!

   There are even many rockets who are well-known local tyrants on the live broadcast platform. Obviously, even them are attracted.

   As a result, the official live broadcast platform is confused.

   A group of technicians were sweating coldly.

   "An abnormality was found! An anchor did not start broadcasting at all, but the number of people online exceeded 200,000, and the gift income had exceeded 500,000!!!"

"what?!"

   "A bug?!"

   "Check, check now..."

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