You become stronger when you troll: I cried a million times in poisonous chicken soup

Look at this Patek Philippe in my hand, it doesn't look like a down payment on your house.

It's not like a down payment on your house.

A down payment on your house.

Down payment on the house.

Payment.

....

After hearing this, one of the fiercest aunts in the crowd shouted.

It was obvious that some of the angry people were dizzy.

Nima, this is purely a cross-latitude blow!!Sister

Zhang on the side saw her sister overturned.

The reproach in her eyes couldn't be more obvious, although the full price of the house she lived in was only about 500,000.

But she's too strong.

Immediately asked: "What's the broken watch, it's worth more than a million? Are you a Rolex or a Casio? Or a Patek Philippe? Bullying us is too old to understand the trend, isn't

it?!" "You are a lonely widow who knows Rolex and Casio when you smell it, right? I didn't say that my watch is worth more than one million, why are you still anxious about this aunt? Wait, it seems that we don't have such expensive real estate and housing prices in Yunshan City, right? What's the matter? Your whole family lives in the General's Tomb?"

As soon as Ye Feng's words came out, all the passengers fell into laughter.

This old aunt brags that she doesn't even make drafts.

The down payment for the house is more than 1 million, and the actual full payment will be nearly 10 million.

In

addition to the Bodhisattva temple enshrined on Yuntai Mountain, isn't there only the tomb of General Arazuka left?

"No wonder the old aunt is so arrogant, and her feelings are a tomb keeper

!" "Then my uncle is a boiler in a pharmaceutical factory, and according to this calculation, his old man can be regarded as living in a big mansion of more than 1,000 square meters!"

It's really just a brag and no drafts, looking down on this and that, and it's all nonsense for a long time

!" "Hahaha, the key is that the place is a clearly defined protected area, even if the developer is Liu Huaqiang, he doesn't dare to build a building there!"

"....."

people's face is given to each other, since the aunts choose to laugh at the passengers.

Naturally, the passengers would not let them go.

Under the offensive of the big guys.

Sister Zhang didn't have time to question whether Ye Feng's watch was real or fake, so she was defeated by everyone's ridicule.

In a hurry, the previous audio aunt was anxious.

He said directly: "Hmph, what's wrong with the expensive watch? Look at your look like you haven't seen the world!" "

Our sister Zhang also went to Haicheng to see her daughter last week, and her daughter gave her a bracelet, isn't it tens of thousand!!s?

I didn't notice that Sister Zhang's face had begun to become a little unnatural.

Leave aside her lie that she deliberately exaggerated the value of the bracelet in front of her sisters.

Just talking about going to Haicheng....

Now the entire Great Xia is being prevented and controlled, and I am not the God of War of the Dragon King with his hands and eyes.

What are you going to do to cross the line and return to our Yunshan from Haicheng?

This matter is just me chatting and bragging to you in private.

Can you show it off in public?

Sister, you're not backing me up.

You're hurting me!!

"???

" "Have you been to Haicheng?" and

"Mom, it's terrible, mask, wear a mask!"

"MMP, the driver stops, stop, I want to get off!!"

Even the driver, who has always been calm and attentive to driving, was taken aback by the actions on the car.

Hurriedly slammed the steering wheel and stopped on the side of the road, and began to call to the bus company: "No. 205 call headquarters, No. 205 call headquarters, the car found that there are passengers returning from the direction of Haicheng, please answer if you receive it, please answer if you receive it." "

The headquarters received it, and asked the driver to pull over and stand by, and we have contacted the police of the nearby road section. "

???

" "No..... I didn't go to Haicheng, my friend was joking!"

The sudden change made Sister Zhang a little confused.

"Am you kidding, you walking red horse, this car of people has killed you!!"

the bald passenger with the big gold chain retreated to the side while covering his nose.

looked at each other with some disgust.

"Yes, our Yunshan is a model prevention and control area, why did you come up with such a black briquette?!"

An aunt who also didn't sit, but was not a square dance troupe, couldn't help but point to it.

And the little girl who was forcibly dragged before wanted to cry without tears.

"Why am I so difficult, I can't even take leave when I'm sick, I take a bus and I'm grabbed a seat, the other party is still a drug king, and I give in to let people live!"

"....."

There are many things for the three of them to become tigers.

In the face of sudden changes, the police of the nearby police station quickly gave relevant actions.

Surrounded by a regiment of Great White and Defenders.

Sister Zhang, the square dance aunt, finally couldn't hold back and began to sit on the ground and shout: "I'm not sick, you let me go, comrade, comrade, listen to my explanation, I was all for the sake of face, bragging and joking with my friends, and now the border prevention and control work is done tightly, and I am not a monkey, how can I go to that place and come back?"

"What are you afraid of? Sister Zhang, isn't your son the relevant system of the Security Division? It is said that he is still a .....

head." As an excellent dogleg, the audio aunt muttered in an untimely whisper.

This made the police officer slightly stunned, thinking that he was a fish that slipped through the net.

But I didn't expect to be able to find a nest?

And Sister Zhang on the side scolded with a black face: "Liu Yanqin, can you suffocate you if you don't speak?" Can you suffocate you?!!?"

"Team Li, I've seen her code, and I have checked the consumption record."

"There is no consumption related to cross-border travel, and the body temperature is normal!" just

as the square dance troupe fell into infighting.

Dabai, who is in charge of measuring his temperature, is to report what he has learned truthfully.

Sister Zhang was also relieved when she saw this, and even a look of arrogance appeared on her face!

"Look, I said a long time ago that I was not sick, and you are making such a big fuss, is this how the so-called defenders waste the trust of the people in you? Which unit are you from? Be careful that I submit materials to complain to your leaders!"

"???"

Team Li was also amused by the other party's words when he heard this.

After all these years of practice, it was the first time he had seen such an arrogant old lady: "Please pay attention to your words! Although you are not sick, you are suspected of falsely reporting the facts and disturbing public order, and now I detain you according to law on behalf of the Yunshan City Jianshe South Road Safety Center! and a fine of 500 yuan, please come with us!"

Team Li doesn't have time to argue with the other party, since you are playing tricks.

Then go to the office and sit on a cold bench!

As for the passengers next to them, they were even more laughed at this farce.

", it's been a long time and the emotional aunt is bragging?"

"Hahahaha, it's so funny, in order to grab a seat, I raised the bar with that little brother

, but I ended up putting myself in the game!" "His son is estimated to be miserable, if he really works in the system, with such a mother, the future is dark...""

I can already imagine the painful scene of my aunt leaning on the hard bed at night, it's really unlucky to be his son!"

"Aunt son: People sit in the unit, and the pot comes from the sky!"

"Hahahaha....."

With Sister Zhang's arrest, the members of the square dance troupe didn't even sit in the car one by one.

Obviously, he didn't arrive at the station, but he began to flee in a hurry.

And at this time, the people who stayed in the car did not forget to say to them: "Auntie, don't run, I'm up, I'll give you a seat, isn't it old that you can't walk, and you're not afraid of falling if you run so fast

?" At this time, another passenger next to him also joked: "Why are you worried about that? People can't compare with us, ordinary people may run away if they fall out of a good way, and their aunts want to fall out of a good way, and change cars for their children in minutes?"

"Hahahaha.....

". "But then again, thanks to this little brother today

!" "Yes, I breathed a sigh of relief for our young people!"

"Little brother, thank you....."

The laughter of the crowd continued.

And the girl who was bullied at the beginning also blushed and nodded to Ye Feng in thanks.

However, Ye Feng waved his hand and didn't say anything.

When the car came to the station again, he didn't hesitate to get up and give up his seat to the old man who really needed it.

At the same time, a related system prompt came to my mind.

[Ding-The host won the battle again and successfully reprimanded the uncivilized behavior of occupying seats on the bus

] [Gain a total of 15000 negative emotions] [Current negative sentiment balance: 28000]

[Do you want to proceed to the next step?].