You become stronger when you troll: I cried a million times in poisonous chicken soup

Male girlfriend

?!It's better to be your brother!And

ask me if I mind

?Only the green-haired turtle doesn't mind?!

Ye Feng couldn't help but start complaining in his heart.

Here's how the box was built.

At a round table, Ye Feng sat on the upper seat facing the door.

And these two goods are sitting next to each other on the other side.

It's like a couple.

If you want to put it aside, Ye Feng will leave directly!

It's good to bring a man over like this, and it would be good if you don't beat him!!,

but after thinking about it, I now need money to renovate the house.

It costs money to buy a car, and it costs money to buy clothes.

Everything costs money.

To be able to get the decoration money from such a pair of sleeping dragons and phoenixes in front of you.

Thinking of this, Ye Feng couldn't help but chuckle and said

, "If the visitor is a guest, then sit down, don't you say that I thought the waiter in the hotel had no rules?"

"....."

The male girlfriend who was mainly anti-guest couldn't help but stiffen.

What kind of waiter

, who do you say? Who has no rules

? What kind of cheap man, his mouth is so bad?

It's too low

! Immediately after, Ye Feng received a 500 negative emotion from the other party

! This made Ye Feng suddenly love talent!

You must know that the big family upstairs tossed with him all morning.

I also gave more than a thousand or so negative emotions.

And the Gao Jianfei in front of him can give a terrifying amount of 500 points just by looking at his face.

Thinking of this

, Ye Feng directly opened the live broadcast software.

Then he pointed the cigarette case with a miniature camera at the couple silently.

A gadget like this is how much it means for Ye Feng's current financial resources.

So soon, a live broadcast news about Ye Feng was quickly pushed to more than 300,000 fans-

[The most bizarre blind date in history! Should such a thing as a male girlfriend really exist?]

Because today is the weekend.

So as soon as the title came out, there was a quick influx of viewers.

"Big guy Ye Feng is on the air again?"

"My God, are you so casual??"

"Other anchors either sent videos to warm up before the broadcast, or they hung their appetites and played tricks with the audience.

"It's not as good as the theme for a long time, but Ye Feng's side has already gone up??"

"Conscience anchor, let's have 100 light signs to help the fun!" "

...."Just when Ye Feng was tinkering with these small

actions.

The male girlfriend Gao Jianfei is already a master and began to order.

Because the two had a verbal dispute before.

The other party is like deliberately slaughtering a big family, and he ordered a bunch of messes.

After that, he looked at the blind date girl next to him affectionately and said, "That's it for now

, Kiki, what do you drink?" "Don't you know what I drink?"

The girl called Kiki smiled slightly, as if she herself enjoyed this inexplicable relationship.

"Of course I know what you drink...."

Gao Jianfei nodded with a smile, and looked at Ye Feng who was sitting across the table quite demonstratively: "What about you?what are you drinking?"

Ye Feng smiled contemptuously, did these two best products not exist for him?

Oh, buddy, you might as well drink boiled water, seeing that you are so old-fashioned, you should pay attention

to health ....., "???

health,

I will raise you to sell twist flowers!"

Before Ye Feng could make a statement.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't calm down.

directly spoke up and condemned it

- "No, why is this man so thick-skinned?" "

That is to say, friends of the opposite sex should keep their distance even if the relationship is good, let alone in front of the blind date." "

Catch the horse, it's too catchy, this woman is a 24K scumbag, right

?", "What kind of behavior is it to bring a

male girlfriend out on a blind date?", "It's really been a long time to see the family...."

"The most annoying thing is that people are blind dates, what kind of dish does your male girlfriend pop out to order

?" "It's too cheap!!" "Hasn't

the anchor always been known for being simple and rude?Hurry up and slap him!!".

The audience in the live broadcast room was instantly angered by Gao Jianfei's transgression.

Meanwhile.

Qiqi under the camera also began to look at Ye Feng in a series of ways.

To be honest, after the two added VX, they didn't talk much except to say hello.

But seeing a real person today, it was more or less unexpected by the other party.

"When did my eldest aunt actually have such a high-quality resource with such an eight-point appearance?"

"She was only introduced to me now...."

"The height is 175, although it is not tall, but it is not short. "

The venue for the first date is set in such a hotel, is it really powerful or is it a swollen face and a fat man?"

"I heard my aunt say that the other party works in an e-commerce company, and he should not make a lot of money.

"Although the clothes make people look very comfortable, what kind of big brands can a person like him who works can afford?"

"But the watch in his hand looks a little interesting, it has to be a few thousand bigger, right??"

......

Invisibly, Qiqi has begun to score Ye Feng silently in her heart.

Helplessly, poverty limits her imagination.

Ye Feng's more than 300,000 sets of Italian suits made the other party worthless.

Patek Philippe was actually valued by the other party for thousands .....

With this eyesight, even the Internet celebrity Wu Shuangshuang she met yesterday is not as good! However,

Qiqi did not realize this.

Instead, he relied on his years of experience in mixed society and began to knock on the side and tentatively said: "The road is a little congested today, so it's late, by the way, what kind of car did you drive here today

?" "Huh?"

Ye Feng couldn't quite understand this girl's brain circuit.

But Ye Feng didn't care too much

, but said his thoughts directly: "I didn't drive, and I didn't need it because of my work before, but now I plan to buy one!"

Okay, so what are you going to buy?" Kiki asked.

"I don't know, there are more possibilities for sports cars....."

Ye Feng was telling the truth.

Because no man can resist the thrill and shock of the roar of the sports car motor.

But these two people in front of them undoubtedly sounded like Ye Feng was bragging.

And the male girlfriend on the side couldn't sit still directly when he heard this.

Immediately said: "Buy a sports car, take the liberty of asking what you do now?" "

I used to be a company employee, but now I don't have a regular job, so I walk outside every day and start a live broadcast or something." Ye

Feng is very honest, he will say whatever others ask.

As he spoke, he didn't forget to sort out his Cartier cufflinks worth 470,000 pairs.

But in Qiqi's opinion, Ye Feng's answer made her very disappointed! Didn't

she say that she had a house and a job

? Why was she a street slicker for a long time

? Auntie was really, what kind of best did she introduce to herself

? You still want to buy a sports car like this?

Crazy!

!