Yamamoto-kun's Youth Revenge ~ I Was Bullied At School, So I Worked Hard, Made A Comeback, And

Chapter 68: An Amazingly Mischievous Doctor

—Pow!

Renji-san fired another cracker to cheer everyone up.

More paper tape was placed over Lilia’s head as she continued to stare at Renji-san with dead eyes.

Kashiwagi-san was restless next to me, she probably wanted to shoot him down right now.

” —But I never thought Ruka-kun would be reborn as such a beautiful girl! I’m surprised!”

Renji-san looked at Lilia and was surprised to see her.

Kashiwagi-san was fed up, but still went along with his joke.

“Hey, over here, over here!”

“Hahaha! Who’s over there! Ah, you’ve become quite handsome!”

“Don’t be silly, Yamamoto was already handsome from the start.”

“That’s true too! Hahaha!”

Kashiwagi-san also returned the joke to Renji-san.

[TLN- Don’t ask me. I don’t get it myself.]

Lilia let out a sigh as she brushed off the paper tape clinging to her body.

“Shut up, Renji… I’m about to read this holy book called, ‘Doujinshi’ so be quiet.”

“Whoa there, are you sure you want to talk to me like that? I’ve brought some manga that hasn’t been released in America yet, you know? And I was thinking of reading it to you in English.”

Hearing these words, Lilia reacted with a twitch.

“If so, well… It’s okay if it’s a little loud. But you sure are free. I can’t believe you came all the way out here.”

Hearing Lilia, Kashiwagi-san snickered.

“Renji is such a great surgeon and a leading expert in muscle research. He is always busy to death. But bringing me Ramune Cigarettes from Japan is his most important mission.”

“Haha, I’m not a courier. But don’t worry, I’ve got that right too.”

With that said, Renji-san looked a little serious as he removed his afro.

He started speaking to me in Japanese, making eye contact.

“To tell you the truth, I’m not here to celebrate. I’m here for Ruka-kun.”

“For me..?”

It immediately hit me, and I got down on my knees.

“I’m sorry, I don’t have the money ready yet. If you need me to pay you back right away, I’ll sell my entrails and stuff.”

“Ahaha, no. Or rather, that matter is already resolved. Let’s talk about this later.”

“Forget that and get to the point.”

Kashiwagi-san coughed, slightly embarrassed, then urged Renji-san to talk.

Lilia-chan was already engrossed in reading doujinshi on my bed that she had just taken away from me.

And she was breathing quite heavily for some reason too.

“The data Kashiwagi-kun sent me about Ruka-kun’s body… was astounding. Let me explain in some detail.”

After saying that, Renji-san pinched the flesh of my arms and legs with his fingers.

“First of all, your skin is soft, smooth and chewy to the touch. This is mainly due to the fact that the moisture is well mixed with the skin, muscles and blood vessels.”

Next he grabbed my arm and spun me around.

“And your bones are hydrated, strong, and supple. Without any training, they have a wider range of motion in their joints than normal humans. They are so resistant to impact that you wouldn’t even break a bone if you were hit by a car.”

“It’s like the softest of the soft conquers the hardest of the hard.”

Kashiwagi also took advantage and started playing with my body.

I don’t know why, but she was touching my butt like crazy.

“And I have seen the data which shows that the structure of the ‘altered muscle fibers’ is ideal. The muscles, which were undeveloped, had ‘evolved in their own way’ using the body’s surplus water, you must have been performing strenuous exercise with a body much heavier than normal humans for a long time now.”

“… Sure, I was already pretty heavy by the time I was in the second grade. I used to get bullied into running because of it.”

“They must have been terrible people to force Yamamoto to run.”

Kashiwagi-san muttered, completely ignoring what she was doing to me herself right now.

Finally, Renji-san put his hands together and bowed his head with a serious expression.

“So… would you do me a favor? Will you let me take some of your muscle fibers? I’d like to use it for future research!”

“Of course, that’s fine, Renji-san.”

I told Renji-san, trying as much as possible not to look at his face.

“Can you please take off that big nose and mustache from that party stuff first though?”

The whole time, Renji-san, looking funny and talking seriously, was obviously trying to make us laugh.

“ —Pfft!”

As I pointed out, Kashiwagi-san, who had been looking away from Renji-san for a long time, finally laughed.

Honestly, I couldn’t hold back my laughter either.