"+1"

  "+2"

  "+666"

  "If it's Zhang Shen, I agree to this marriage."

  At this time, Escalade was flush with the suitcase, and the anchor immediately turned the camera.

  Suddenly, the barrage said: "It's Zhang Shen."

  "It's really God Zhang!"

  "Lori, stop him."

  At this time, Zhang Wei suddenly heard a loud horn, and he couldn't help turning his head to look to the side, and the next second he almost jumped up in fright.

  "Damn it, is this car driverless?"

  A certain loli... This loli is just short!

Chapter 63, I was kidnapped by a suitcase (second more)

  On the outskirts of Shenzhen City, an Escalade and a suitcase ran at a strange speed of 130 yards per hour.

  The cars that were overtaken along the way couldn't help but began to doubt life.

  "It doesn't matter if I was overtaken by Escalade, a suitcase actually overtook me? Am I on an alien planet?"

  "I'm definitely not awake, no, I have to make up for it first."

  "Wife, let me tell you, I just saw a suitcase opened to 130 yards."

  "Husband, let's go to the Fourth Hospital on the weekend."

  "Isn't that a mental hospital? Yeah, what I said is true, I don't have a mental illness."

  "Husband, don't get excited, you must be under too much pressure, and you won't be allowed to pay public food every day at night."

  "..." Damn, I still can't explain it!

  At this moment, Escalade honked his horn wildly.

  Zhang Wei couldn't help but ask the system suspiciously: "What does he mean by this?"

  The system was silent for a moment, "According to the Internet, this is the other party's invitation to drag racing to you."

  "Drag racing? He's crazy, racing with a suitcase?"

  System: "Where on earth did you have the courage to say this? Why does he want to race with you, don't you have the guts to count it?"

  "Damn, it's amazing to drive a luxury car. You are racing with Xiao Ye. You don't know how many eyes Ma Wang has if you don't get angry."

  System: "Who is Lord Ma?"

  Zhang Wei...Is this the point?

  "Trunks, let's get dry. Accelerate."

  A minute later, however, the trunk was still flush with the Escalade.

  "What's the matter? Why don't you speed up?"

  Suitcase..."I'll be at 130 at the fastest, plus the speed of a ball!"

  "130 as soon as possible?" Zhang Wei couldn't help asking.

  Suitcase..."Shouldn't this question be asked of yourself? Is it your own design?"

  "Uh, it seems so, but why are you still talking?"

  "It's not that you installed a smart voice function for me yourself, saying that someone would accompany you to talk to you when you were traveling."

  Zhang Wei suddenly blinked, "Did I say that?"

  System: "Host, I won't laugh at you, after all, single dogs can only travel with suitcases."

  Zhang Wei... Who knows how to turn off this system.

  "Then why don't you usually talk?"

  "Is that what I'm supposed to do with a suitcase? How deeply do you misunderstand the suitcase?"

  The suitcase is completely blown away.

  Zhang Wei

  "Then what should I do now? This car keeps honking its horn and it's so noisy."

  Just when Zhang Wei was in trouble, a piercing siren sounded suddenly.

  "The driverless car ahead and the speeding suitcase pulled over immediately."

  Zhang Wei

  anchor

  Barrage······

  "A driverless car?"

  "Hahaha, I laughed so hard, how short are you, Loli? Can't see anyone outside the car?"

  "A speeding suitcase?"

  "Please ask the police uncle's psychological shadow area."

  "I feel sorry for the police uncle for a second."

  Looking at these barrages, the Lolita anchor's face was full of anger.

  Zhang Wei was at a loss at this time.

  "Why did the police stop me?"

  Suitcase: "Why did you stop and you haven't counted in your heart yet?"

  When Zhang Wei and the anchor Loli stopped one after another, a group of policemen rushed over like an enemy.

  Can they not be nervous when they encounter a driverless car and a suitcase that can run 130!

  At this moment, the door of the Escalade opened suddenly, and then a little loli jumped out of the car.

  Seeing her, the police were dumbfounded for a while.

  There was someone in the car!

  But before they could breathe a sigh of relief, they hurriedly looked at Zhang Wei again.

  Although the car is not driverless, the luggage is absolutely fine!

  "You are not allowed to come here, put your head in your hands."

  Zhang Wei...Why don't I just take the luggage to catch the road?How do you feel like seeing aliens?

  system······

  suitcase······

  "Who are you? What is the purpose of coming to Earth?"

  Zhang Wei... What purpose did God come to earth for?

  "My name is Zhang Wei, I'm a man from Earth."

  The police... just seemed to say something was missing.

  "Wait a minute, you said your name is Zhang Wei?"

  "Yes!" Zhang Wei replied strangely.

  "That Zhang Wei who participated in "The Strongest Brain"?"

  "Uh, it should be!"

  "It turned out to be God Zhang! That's no wonder."

  Suddenly a policeman said with a face of his own.

  His colleagues all have black lines, what the hell are you talking about?

  "He's Zhang Shen, the one who can fly in today's video."

  Zhang Wei...Is my reputation already so bad?

  System: "When has your reputation improved?"

  This time, the rest of the police suddenly remembered, and then looked up and down Zhang Wei and asked, "What's the situation?"

  Zhang Wei pondered for a moment, then said with a deep face: "Do you believe I said I was kidnapped by my suitcase?"

  Everyone... believe you, you big-headed ghost!

Chapter 64, The brain circuit is clear (three more)

  On the outskirts of Shenzhen, the atmosphere was very embarrassing for a while, and the police did not know how to answer the call.

  Kidnapped by a suitcase?Does this sound like a word?

  At this moment, a voice suddenly came.

  "So your conscience won't hurt?"

  Hearing this voice, many police officers at the scene couldn't help being silent, and at the same time looked at the suitcase beside Zhang Wei's feet with a strange look.

  The voice just now officially came from there.

  "Hey, hey, is it really appropriate for you to dismantle your boss's stand like this?" Zhang Wei said immediately.

  "Then you can't spit like this."

  The suitcase counterattacked immediately.

  All the policemen...Nima, is this suitcase really fine?Even arguing with people!

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