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Chapter 189 The most funny show of the Spring Festival Gala

Twenty -eighth, make your noodles; 29th, steamed steamed buns; boiled in the 30th night, twisted at the beginning of the new year, and dumplings on New Year’s Eve are every year.

This is a folk proverb that Xu Chuan on the earth and inadvertently seen on the Internet, saying that it is the custom of the New Year in the north.

Specifically, Xu Chuan didn’t know, because he didn’t spend the New Year in the north.

This year is the first time.

It is now at 12:30 noon in the 30th year. The background of the Spring Festival Gala can be said to be described everywhere, and this point is just the time of lunch lunch.

In the corridor in the room, sitting, squatting, standing, lively.

Xu Chuan was eating box lunch on the sofa on the dressing room at this time. Cai Meng next to him was also eating a box of lunch.

While eating, he whispered: “It’s a big TV station. Why is this box of lunch so unpalatable today, it’s not as good as our crew’s box lunch.”

“I have said that you don’t have to accompany me here. You have to listen to it. Now you can only eat this with me.” Xu Chuan said with a smile.

“How can that, as your assistant, you participated in the Spring Festival Gala and I ran home to celebrate the New Year. One came to have no professionalism, and there was no friendship. Do you see me like that kind of person?” Cai Meng put the box lunch on the table and put it on the table. , Drink water and say.

After speaking, she continued: “After waiting for the year, take me a few more meals to make me hungry back these days, hey.”

“Okay, I want to eat anything.” Xu Chuan said that he put the box lunch on the table.

Seeing the box lunch that Xu Chuan didn’t eat after eating two sips, Cai Meng thief gathered on the edge of Xu Chuan and said, “How is it? Brother Chuan, do you also feel that the box lunch is particularly unpalatable today.”

“It’s not unpleasant, but the 8 -dollar site package next to my university is delicious.” Xu Chuan whispered.

After eating the box lunch for the Spring Festival Gala for so many days, it is really a bit wrong today.

However, the biggest reason for both people may be because of mood.

I’m going to live broadcast soon, there is really no appetite.

“Yes, yes, there is also the box lunch for the construction workers next to my school, it is good …” Cai Meng heard the spirit immediately.

“Hush ~~” Cai Meng hadn’t finished saying, and Xu Chuan watched her.

When Cai Meng saw this action, he immediately stopped his mouth, and then turned his head without trace. Then he found that some CCTV reporters entered their dressing room.

Obviously, this is here to interview.

At the 30 o’clock in the morning, CCTV will carry out a theme report that lasted all day after the theme of “Year or another”.

The content of the report has the scenes of the New Year in various places, and naturally there are the secrets of the background of the Spring Festival Gala.

If you come over to interview, the question you can ask will definitely include the content of the lunch of the Spring Festival Gala.

Thinking of this, Xu Chuan and Cai Meng brought back the box lunch that did not eat the two.

Sure enough, Xu Chuan, as the first time to participate in the Spring Festival Gala, is also a topic of topics. After the CCTV reporter who came to interview, he took a circle of people in the dressing room, and he took the photographer to walk over.

After approaching, the reporter laughed directly: “Hello Teacher Xu.”

“Hello.” Xu Chuan said with a smile with a box lunch, and added to the camera after saying, “Hello everyone in front of the TV, everyone, I am Xu Chuan.”

When the reporter saw Xu Chuan so actively, he immediately came to his spirit.

I saw her smile and said, “Teacher Xu, many of our audiences in front of our TV have always been very curious about the background of our Spring Festival Gala, and they are also very curious about the meal of our actors.

It ’s just that you are eating now. Can you introduce the box lunch of our Spring Festival Gala to the audience? ”

Xu Chuan heard the words, and immediately lifted the box lunch and put it in front of the camera.

Then he said with a smile: “Everyone, this is the box lunch of the Spring Festival Gala. There are potato beef, tomato eggs, shrimp and green vegetables. How about, is it very rich?”

After speaking, Xu Chuan put down the box lunch, and picked up another small box to lift it to the camera and said, “There are fruit after meals, bananas, and dates.”

Speaking of which, Xu Chuan’s mouth suddenly couldn’t help but smoked.

Which dog day is matched with fruit.

Banana with jujube?

It is said on the Internet that eating this is the flavor of shit.

Fortunately, I didn’t have time to eat.

Thinking of this, Xu Chuan put the fruit down, and planned to flicker Cai Meng to try to see if the legendary taste was in the bottom.

“Can you describe the taste of our Spring Festival Gala lunch?” The reporter continued.

Xu Chuan was a bit speechless, potato beef, tomato scrambled eggs, shrimp, green vegetables, do these dishes still need to describe the taste? Isn’t this all permanent dishes?

You should ask me if it is delicious.

If you ask, I will definitely give you back a “report”, authentic swallowing old Beijing accent.

I saw Xu Chuan as thinking about thinking: “The taste of the box lunch? How to describe it, do you know what the kiwi tastes?”

“I know.” The reporter was asked by Xu Chuan. How could he ask the kiwi?

“Box lunch is not that taste anyway.” Xu Chuan said seriously.

“Well ~~ Heyhehehe …” Cai Meng next to him heard this and sprayed it directly, making a depressed laughter.

Not only him, the photographer shook his naked photographer.

The reporter naturally also reflected Xu Chuan to tease her.

But it doesn’t matter, this effect is better than a serious interview.

As a result, the reporter smiled and asked: “Teacher Xu, we all know that this is the first time you participated in the Spring Festival Gala. What is your biggest feeling for participating in the Spring Festival Gala, can you share it with the audience and friends?”

“The biggest feeling?” Xu Chuan heard that he started thinking again, and then said seriously, “The biggest feeling may be more people in the background. Seriously, I have never seen such a number of people backstage, which is too lively.

Just now, before the box lunch was issued, my colleague helped me to get a small bread. Six small bread squeezed on the corridor at the door. When she came in, she had a plastic bag left on her hand. ”

As soon as this remark, Cai Meng, photographer, and reporters couldn’t help but make a depressed laughter.

Not only did they, other actors and staff who were eating next to me, were originally watching the lively, and did not stretch this when they heard this.

Without waiting for the reporter, Xu Chuan continued: “I was hungry at that time. I thought, since I was thrown in the corridor, I could still find it in the past.

Then I went out and squeezed it in the crowd. When I came back, the good guy, more than 20 software on the mobile phone was uninstalled by half. ”

“Hahahahahahaha …” Xu Chuan’s words just fell, and there was a hilarious voice in the dressing room.

The photographer’s camera is almost unstable.

The reporter was even more internal injuries. Why are there so many nonsense in this guy’s mouth?

“Every Spring Festival Gala, our backstage is indeed lively.” The reporter summarized with a smile.

Then I continued to ask: “Teacher Xu, our interview this year has another theme, that is,” New Year’s Eve “. Can you ask? In your heart, which year is the most impressed meal?”

As soon as this problem came out, Cai Meng’s brows couldn’t help but wrinkled slightly.

She felt that Xu Chuan’s question was not very suitable, wasn’t this sprinkled with salt on Xu Chuan’s wound?

However, in the face of the CCTV reporter’s interview in the background, Cai Meng could not stop it.

After hearing this problem, Xu Chuan also had a touch of mood.

After a moment of chanting, he said, “If it is most impressive, it should be the New Year’s Eve of my 8 years old. I was born in the countryside, so my grandmother raised chickens, ducks, goose and pigs at home.

It was that year, I do n’t know why, maybe it ’s those ducklings, chicks, small goose, and piglets that grandma bought them. Maybe it was my love that I woke up that year.

Anyway, when I was out of school or vacation at that time, I played with those chickens, ducks, goose and pigs every day.

In this way, it slowly passed over time, and when the New Year, they all grew up. ”

Speaking of which, Xu Chuan paused.

“Then.” The reporter asked doubtfully, isn’t it about the New Year’s Eve, how can you say these?

“Then the New Year’s Eve dinner, twelve dishes, and eight are me.” Xu Chuan looked at the camera complicatedly.

“Hahahahahahahahahaha …” As soon as this remark, there was a laughter in the dressing room again.

The reporter actually wanted to laugh, but the problem was that she couldn’t. She had to pretend to be empathy and looked at Xu Chuan and asked, “Therefore, you were sad at the time, so he was impressed by this New Year’s Eve?”

“It was true, I was too sad. At that time, the tears flowed from the corner of my mouth. I would eat three large bowls with tears. Can’t stop.

It can only be said that the chicken, ducks and geese and pigs are really fragrant in rural areas. The audience must have the opportunity to taste. Xu Chuan said with a praise at the camera.

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Do you have any serious illness?

Press the routine you should be sensational!

But will Xu Chuan feel sensational at this time?

Not wide, the songs you will sing later, and the advertisement you will have to put will be sensational enough.

Now it’s sensational here, and she is not a heroine of bitter drama.

After calming his own mood, the reporter asked the last question: “Teacher Xu, it is about to celebrate the New Year, can you send a blessing to the audience in front of our TV?”

When he heard this, Xu Chuan was right, and the whole person became serious, and then said to the camera to the camera: “Dear audience friends, tens of thousands of blessings gathered in a sentence.

I wish you and your family and friends are healthy and peaceful. ”

“Okay, thank you Teacher Xu for accepting our interviews, and worked hard.” After the reporter said, he turned to another person in the dressing room with the photographer.

And Xu Chuan here looked at the bananas and jujube in front of him. He said to Cai Meng cheaply: “Cai Cai, do you know what the banana and jujube eat together?”

“What kind of taste, have you eaten watermelon? Anyway, it is not that taste.” Cai Meng said in the same way.

“Aren’t you curious? In this way, you can feel a bite of bananas and two jujube. It is said that it will produce a very wonderful taste, which is a new feeling that ordinary people are difficult to appreciate.” Xu Chuansha said in mind.

“What is a new feeling that ordinary people are difficult to experience?” Cai Meng looked at Xu Chuan suspiciously, always feeling that he was pitting himself.

“You know if you eat it, can I lie to you?” Xu Chuan said with a smile.

Cai Meng’s words were indeed mobilized, so according to Xu Chuan, he first bit a bite of bananas, then stuffed two jujube into his mouth, and started chewing.

Xu Chuan looked forward to Cai Meng and asked, “How is it, what taste?”

“It’s the taste of bananas and jujube.” Cai Meng said vaguely while chewing.

“Impossible.” Xu Chuan was a little puzzled when he heard this. Those videos on the Internet are performed?

Just as I planned to try it myself, Cai Meng on the other side suddenly put on a painful mask.

“Oh, what’s the taste.” Cai Meng quickly swallowed the things in his mouth, and then spit the residue of the jujube at the trash can.

“I’m going, really that taste?” Xu Chuan said in surprise when he saw this reaction.

“You really pit me.” As soon as Cai Meng heard this, he couldn’t help but turn his eyes at Xu Chuan.

“I try it too.” Xu Chuan never tried before. Now looking at such magical, it really can’t control his curiosity.

Curiosity is more than Xu Chuan.

The dressing room is not large, and the movement of the two people is not small. Others watch the two people strangely, and they are also biased.

Xu Chuan bite bananas and jujube here, and others in the dressing room couldn’t help but bite banana plugging jujube.

Ten seconds later, 60 % of the people who tried in the dressing room hung a painful mask, and the remaining 40 % looked at the other people with aggressive expression. Essence

Xu Chuan is a member of those 40 %.

He really didn’t taste the legendary “shit”, that is, banana flavor and jujube flavor.

“Oh, ah, what’s the taste.” For a while, the makeup room directly made a noisy.

This noisy scene was naturally seen by the reporter who was interviewing another actor next to him.

The interviewed actor was also a little strange. She turned around and asked, “What are you doing?”

“Teacher Wu, try to take a bite of bananas and two jujube.” A good thing was immediately encouraged.

“Is there anything special about eating like this?” This person called Mr. Wu asked in doubt.

“You can try it, hahahaha, very novel feelings.” The man continued to encourage.

This Teacher Wu couldn’t help but encourage, and the reporter was also curious about how these people suddenly felt like.

As a result, Mr. Wu tried it again in front of the camera.

Unfortunately, she felt a taste that was unacceptable to taste buds, and her expression could not stand up immediately. Her response was much larger than other people’s response.

After barely swallowing, she immediately took two sips of water, and then stunned a face: “Who did such a damaged way of eating?”

As soon as they came out, everyone immediately looked at Xu Chuan.

When Xu Chuan saw everyone looked at himself, he said with a turn -in: “Banana and jujube referred to as Jiaozao, Jiaozao is anxious, and the taste of anxiety is not good, so we now eat anxiety in advance, and we will not be anxious next year. Everyone says not. ”

“Hahahahahaha.” As soon as this remark, the person in the dressing room was stunned first, and then immediately laughed again, a batch of joy.

“I heard that Teacher Xu will be blind … No, it’s good, now it seems to be true.”

“Teacher Xu should consider playing a language program next year.”

“I see, you have this talent.”

For a while, everyone joked.

After a few minutes, the reporter left.

Everyone in the dressing room has the friendship of “eating Jiao Ju” together. After no reporter, the atmosphere of chatting is even better.

There are also some “lack of virtue”. I feel that such a good thing can naturally not try it by themselves. There are acquaintances in other dressing rooms. Isn’t it necessary to flicker a wave?

Looking at these people’s high interest, Xu Chuan couldn’t help twitching.

Good guy, look at the state of these people, is to let all the actors in the background of the Spring Festival Gala eat once, right?

Thinking of this, Xu Chuan hurriedly said, “Everyone, don’t say that this idea is me, I don’t want to be beaten in the New Year.”

“Puff ~ hahahahaha.”

“Rest assured, we must help you spread as a good meaning of Jiaozao.”

“Yeah, as the saying goes, do n’t forget to dig wells when eating water, you ca n’t forget you to eat jujube.”

“Hahahahahaha.”

Watching them look so hilarious, Xu Chuan said helplessly: “Don’t leave, I still want to be low -key.”

“What you want is like the fireflies in the dark, you can’t get up low -key.”

“Teacher Xu, in fact, don’t say that everyone knows that it is your idea. When Teacher Wu was interviewed, he had already recorded it, according to my experience.

The content of the interview will appear on TV live broadcasts in the twenty minutes, and ordinary people across the country can see it. “A actor said with a smile.

In fact, the time to appear on TV live is far faster than this actor estimate.

Ten minutes after Xu Chuan’s interview, the live broadcast of CCTV’s “Year and Time” has begun to play his interview screen.

“Next, let’s follow the reporter’s shot to see what interesting things are in the background of the Spring Festival Gala.” With the voice of the anchor fell.

The female reporter who just interviewed Xu Chuan appeared in the picture.

I saw that she stood at the door of Xuchuan’s dressing room and said to the camera: “Dear audience friends, where I am now is the A08 dressing room on the background of the Spring Festival Gala.

It is understood that some of our performance guests tonight are preparing before the performance. Now it is just noon, they should eat.

Below, follow our shots to see how the performance guests in this makeup room ate. ”

After the opening, she held a microphone with a camera into the dressing room.

The next play was the one she interviewed Xu Chuan.

Although many people do not watch the Spring Festival Gala, most of the televisions at home are opened in the 30th year.

So at this moment, many people still saw Xu Chuan’s interview intentionally or unintentionally.

“Do you know the taste of kiwi? Box lunch is not that taste anyway.”

“Go out and squeeze, good guy, my 20 software on my mobile phone was uninstalled by half.”

“Twelve dishes of the New Year’s Eve, and eight are me.”

“Tears flowed down from the corner of the mouth … I ate three large bowls with tears …”

When these ghosts jumped out of Xu Chuan’s mouth, many people watching TV smiled directly.

Even when I was older, I couldn’t help but smile when I heard that “my grandma was afraid that I would not let me eat.”

As for young people, most of Xu Chuan’s “paragraphs”, most of them can be poked at laughter.

This includes Qiu Yixia, who was very obedient in Qiu Yi’s mouth.

He was a laughed stomachache, and shouted at Qiu Yi Orange, who helped his parents in the kitchen as he laughed, and shouted: “Sister, sister, sister, come here, come and see Xu Chuan’s live treasure.”

Qiu Yi Orange in the kitchen, heard Qiu Zhixia shouting the soul, dumped the water on his hand, and said, “Don’t take a bite of Xu Chuan, there is no big or small.”

When Qiu Zhixia heard this, his eyes turned, and then said with a smile: “So what about my brother -in -law?”

Hearing this, Qiu Yi glanced at Qiu Zhixia and did not deny or admit it.

Seeing Qiu Yi orange didn’t speak, Qiu Zhixia continued to smile and said, “When will I take me this little sister to see my brother -in -law?”

“Shut your mouth!” Qiu Yi Orange said to Qiu Zhixia a little ashamed.

“Shut up and shut up.” Qiu Zhixia started whispered.

Generally speaking, he is still afraid of Qiu Yi Orange’s sister, and he is very respectful to say that he is accurate.

As Qiu Yi’s younger brother, Qiu Zhixia’s appearance can be described as handsome. He has long legs and long muscles. It is not bad than celebrity artists.

That’s because of this, this guy’s female fate has been very good since childhood.

Since junior high school, I am in my junior year, and my girlfriend does not know how many.

Of course, it doesn’t matter if this is just that.

Falling in love, it is not a big problem for girlfriends to change.

The point is that the type of women like this guy is different.

Let’s say that, when I was in the second year of high school, this guy and his school’s new music teacher were good.

When Qiu Yicheng heard this news, the whole person was thundered!

By the other, the girlfriend of this product became more and more mature.

The same age and younger are not interested in. If you like to divorce young women, if they are not afraid of being killed and affected by Qiu Yicheng, he may try to try without divorce.

Perhaps he may have tried it, but Qiu Yi Orange and others didn’t know.

Anyway, I did n’t listen to it, and I did n’t change it.

Qiu Yi Orange was helpless.

His parents were even more helpless.

This is why Qiu Yi Orange said in front of Xu Chuan, “Qiu Zhixia was very obedient.”

As soon as Xu Chuan started to hear, he thought that his brother was unsatisfactory and gambled.

Later, after I knew this was the case, people were almost stupid. What Qiu Zhixia was better than Qiu Mengde.

In the living room of Qiu Yi’s Orange House, she and Qiu Zhixia pulled a few words, and went to the kitchen and packed up the New Year’s Eve with her parents.

As for Qiu Zhixia, it was a bit boring. He was not lazy here, but after the kitchen helped for a while, Qiu Yi Orange was kicked out.

As a result, he could only continue to brush his phone while making a New Year greeting with the young woman he knew, while watching something.

About half an hour later, he found that the DRIDE official number of CCTV also released Xu Chuan’s interview.

Qiu Zhixia instinctively looked at it again.

“Hahahahaha.” Looking at it, he couldn’t help laughing again.

Netizens watching this video are consistent with him.

After reading it, he couldn’t help but open the comment area.

[Brothers, what are the most funny language programs on the Spring Festival Gala this year, there are already answers]

[Hahahaha, please watch the sketch “Interview Xu Chuan”]

[If this year’s sketches and cross talks have not been funny by Xu Chuan, then it is really funny]

With this discussion, another half an hour later, the interview video of Mr. Wu was also released by the central video.

The content of the previous content is ruled, there is not much look.

Until the scene of eating jujube appeared, the curiosity of netizens was completely hanged.

You have to say that you usually don’t run to buy a banana and jujube to try it.

But today is the New Year, and the family will prepare some fruits more or less, so many people have bananas and jujube on hand.

It’s okay, a bunch of people start trying.

Qiu Zhixia is no exception.

After eating, his expression immediately changed and vomited directly: “How do this fucking like eating shit?”

Soon, a bunch of people began to share their experiences under this video.

Some are delicious, some are unpalatable, of course, the most that the most special taste is not tasted.

Anyway, a group of people’s idle farts began to argue.

What taste of#而 而 而 而 而 而 而 而 而 而 而 而 directly rushed to the hot search.

The heat is hanging under the#interview with Xu Chuan#.

That is, at this time, a reply in the comment area made many people laugh directly.

[I was in the backstage of CCTV. I just heard that 90 % of the performers in the backstage were tried flickering. The feedback on the taste, everyone can experience it by themselves.

Anyway, according to Xu Chuan, he called this behavior as “eating Jiao Ju”, which means that he ate the “anxiety” of the coming year in advance and pray for the next year. .

As soon as this reply came out, a bunch of people commented wildly below.

[Hahahaha, this view is from Xu Chuan’s fear of being beaten up.]

[Not to mention, the editing is really a bit like that. .

[I announced that the most funny show on the Spring Festival Gala this year has really appeared, the show name “All Members Eat Jiao Ju”]

[So the question comes, is “Interviewing Xu Chuan” more funny, or “All Members Eat Jiao Ju” funny]

[I think the most funny thing may be that “The original language program really has no interview and the funny jujube is funny”]

Once this comment appeared, it immediately received the crazy comments from many netizens.

It is a few hours before the Spring Festival Gala broadcast. After the broadcast is broadcast, if it is really said by this comment, the music is really big.

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