Wolf King

Chapter 70: The wolf emperor's sleep story

Xiao Yun's new slogan "Knowledge Creates Wealth" is not a play. It is really used in the current tribe, and it is very necessary to put this sentence into practice.

At the beginning of everything, when Xiao Yun accidentally discovered the form of Balcron, he secreted saliva with a Hammett acidity function infinitely close to pure sulfuric acid (pKa value =-11.93), and easily stunned the metal with a sip. shocked!

Bark was originally planning to show off his destructive power and frighten Xiao Yun, who forced him to learn a lot of mathematical formulas. Unexpectedly, Xiao Yun dragged him out and laid out kaolin-fired porcelain, forcing him to turn into a dragon. Spit, the more the better, he couldn’t spray out and was scolded...

Balke’s dream is broken, and he still wants to cry without tears. This ability to spray acid is a face. This acid is secreted from the strong stomach of the dragon family. It is generally used (accidentally After being caught) destroying the magic circle and enchantment, the "yield" is extremely low, easily breaking Xiao Yun's beautiful fantasy that "with strong acid can extract insoluble phosphate fertilizer and use phosphate ore".

The shameless Xiao Yun certainly won't let Barker so easily, and immediately reveals his true face to squeeze Barker's magical ability-mainly material mimicry magic-this skill that becomes a cage or rope to capture slaves in Xiaoyun Under the high pressure, the high school students produced the supporting equipment for the chemistry experiment class, or the self-propelled and intelligent Longgong Intelligent Laboratory, under Xiao Yun’s bian guide (ta), within a few months Then completed the following experiment:

Dissolve the salt in water, obtain the ammonium chloride by steam dissolution, filtration, cooling crystallization, centrifugal separation, and drying, heat the mixture of solid ammonium chloride and slaked lime to extract ammonia gas, and then obtain liquid ammonia from the ammonia gas; Carbon dioxide synthesis reaction produces ammonium ammonium carbamate (methyl ammonium), part of which is dehydrated to generate urea, and then heated to obtain cyanuric acid, cyanuric acid is chlorinated to obtain trichloroisocyanuric acid-um, that is used for disinfection of fish ponds It is a white powder that can be used after being diluted more than 1000 times.

......Xiao Yun didn't want to waste such great efforts to make fish pond disinfectant powder. The problem is that the waste of Barker as the strongest magic race is actually limited. As an experiment, he can't have mass production. any solution? Synthetic ammonia and urea are not good things, but can't they be swollen? It is not only possible to test out the possibility and route of the development of chemical industry first, and hope that in the future the population base will come up, have talents, and have the ability to produce supporting tools before launching.

Also under the suspicion that Xiao Yun could not hide it, Barker deeply questioned his own strength and slowly became more and more obedient...

Of course, the fish pond disinfection powder is not in vain. The tribes in the canals and ponds are all raised with fish, and the growth is quite gratifying... Xiao Yun also let Hongye take the time to run to the Tauren tribe to give it away. When cultivating rice, you can dilute it and use it to soak the seeds. It has a good sterilization effect and will not hurt the seeds. It is so cheap that you have to give back.

As for the present, Xiao Yun can’t enjoy the convenience of industrial fertilizers in the short term, and can only expand the scale of earthworm breeding as much as possible... Earthworm breeding that is likely to lose underwear on the earth can be regarded as a brilliant and captive here. The beef, lamb and pork are obviously fat for a while. The wheat field sprinkled with earthworm droppings, the potato field and the pepper field with sweet potatoes grow very vigorously.

"It would be more perfect if I could raise chickens, ducks, geese." Xiao Yun, who doesn't make a contentment, is still not very satisfied. I don't like chickens on the ground. SHI always feels a little worse.

There are chickens, ducks and geese in the human kingdom, but across the Inland Sea... the Lamia caravan was not too busy to send live chickens and ducks thousands of miles away. Going to catch pheasants and ducks domestically...emmmm...I don't think about it. Poultry may not be as strong as wild boars, and any bacterial infection will die. If there are enough antibodies in the chicken and duck genes that are adapted to live with people, chicken plague should still be developed.

Waving away Barker and their salt drying team, no students could bully that night... uh... instructive Xiao Yun came to Teacher Lan Guo's square classroom and listened for about ten minutes... and fled.

The ancients said that in the past life, killing pigs and teaching in this life, I will never bully~!

The job of the teacher is really not something that ordinary people can do. No wonder the male teacher in the school quickly retreated as soon as he turned 40 when he was studying!

Blue fruit, you worked hard! Dead friends do not die poor, you cheer!

Hiding back in the dormitory and wiping his sweat, I recalled the more painful face on the square and down the hall, emmmmm... It seems that it really puts the guys too tight. Now that the farming is okay, is it not a problem to be busy?

Zhang Chi has a degree, no, Zhang Zhang has a degree of degree, which is in line with the active, diligent, serious and lively work and study atmosphere. It seems that it has been a bit unsound for a long time. Learning from my stomach seems to be worse than the third year of senior high school. Shouldn’t I add some spiritual food to the tribe?

Xiao Yun clenched his fist in his right hand and hit it in the palm of his left hand. The puzzle game had to be made now and he was also worried about indulging in wrongdoing. He would never sing or dance in the art troupe. He would tell a small story, what a thousand One night, the story will talk about fasting, and so on.

Just think about it, Xiao Yun immediately found out the work plan of the last quarter, turned over the blank space on the back, picked up a charcoal pen to write and draw... what kind of small stories can seamlessly integrate into this world, and can also inspire The tribe thinks, understands the world, and don't keep being so stupid. This one can try to figure it out.

Well, seamless integration into this world is the key, simple and crude, easy-to-understand story is the key, let the tribe understand the dangers of the world is the key...

Moving the story in memory, combining the customs of the world and Xiao Yun's sinister purpose to change it, and seeing that the outline is similar, Xiao Yun rolled up the cloth and went out to the square.

In the large open-air classroom on the square, Lan Guo is repeating the Nth vertical division of the swollen face with a bitter expression... The gray dwarves, goblins, and rabbits who can hear cocoons in their ears may be in a daze or whispering, talking inside The snow wolves who are all paste are bitter than Lan Guo's face.

"Well... I'll be here first in class today, Languo, and you take a break to come and drink some fruit water."

Passing the welfare of a teacher, made of wild fruits that are indeed bitter and difficult to import directly, handed the painful blue fruit to him, let him sit next to rest, Xiao Yun stood at the position of the teacher of blue fruit , Facing more than a hundred faces that are curious or relieved: "Everyone has worked hard, we will arrange everyone to rest in batches during our work, and study should also be a combination of work and rest. Today we will leave the class half an hour in advance to let Lan Guo takes a break, let me tell you the story of the personal kingdom..."

Xiao Yun said that no one cheers like a modern student when they start class early. The reason is not that everyone loves to study, but there is really nothing to do... When the farm is busy, you can sleep when you fall down. That’s right, but now it’s not farming. Even if the tribe continues to dig ditches to cover the river embankment, the daily work allocated to individuals is still less than half of that when they are plowing. Whether it’s class or chat, it’s always interesting to squat in a dark room-even Thrall, a human being, is in the crowd to listen to the rabbit and the gray dwarf chatting. Mao Lu.

A Yun said it was the first time he wanted to tell a story to everyone. The rabbits and gray dwarves chatting in a low voice immediately closed their mouths and looked over curiously.

"In the middle of the human kingdom, a small country with a small population, one morning when a hunter got out of town early to hunt, he passed a bridge outside the city and found the king’s carriage fell under the bridge. The hunter was startled. , And quickly shouted at the king, but did not hear the response, so the hunter ran to the nearby house, called the farmers, and dragged the king’s carriage ashore down the river..."

Everyone's spirit was immediately attracted by this suspiciously sounding beginning, Thrall's mouth opened even more... you, you, you, you, even if you are a very small city-state, and you won't take the king of others Telling things? !

"People dragged the carriage ashore and pried open the deformed carriage door. It's amazing... The king was in the carriage. Blood was on his head, face, nose, nose, and clothes. The king was dead!"

Thrall: "..."

"People were shocked and hurried to hang the horse pulling the cart ashore. After a closer look, it turned out that the horse's hoof didn't know that it was cut by something and left some blood on the bridge. People guessed that it might be the king's. When the carriage crossed the bridge, the horse stepped on its hoof and panicked and pulled the carriage under the bridge, killing their respectable king."

"People are very sad. The farmer with a horse-drawn carriage drove to the castle to report to the queen. The hunter returned to the city and reported the tragedy outside the city to the consul..."

"The governor is a great aristocrat in the kingdom. He was very shocked to hear that the king had passed away. He quickly rushed to the outside of the city with soldiers... When he saw the king's body at the scene, the consul was very sad... But soon, the great aristocrat discovered The king’s carriage was not right, because the king broke his head when the carriage fell under the bridge, and the blood was everywhere on the clothes. However, there was not so much blood in the carriage. Where did the king’s blood flow? What about it?"

"The consul said, "No, our dear king was not killed in an accident where the carriage fell. Our honourable king was slain into the carriage after his death. The person who killed him deliberately injured his horse, Push the carriage under the bridge, forging the false impression of a carriage accident!"

"People were shocked and couldn't believe that this terrible thing happened to them. The consul opened the carriage door wide, letting people see the small amount of blood in the carriage and asking people: If the king is in the carriage When he broke his head, then why did the blood he shed only touched his clothes, but did not spray into the carriage? When everyone kills sheep, if the technique is not skilled enough, the sheep blood will be spouted out everywhere? "

The adult rabbits nodded and heard nods. When they first started to kill the sheep, they were often contaminated by the blood of the living sheep.

Thrall also ignored the “disdain” that shocked Xiao Yun towards the royal family, and was completely attracted by the small story of the king’s murder. He could not wait to ask aloud, “What then?”

"The sad and indignant governor said to the soldiers and farmers that we cannot watch our respected king killed indifferently. We should find out the truth about the king’s victimization. People have said yes. Under the guidance of the governor, the soldiers protected the scene, The farmers rushed in all directions to inform the citizens of this sad and angry thing."

"The consul took a small group of soldiers and a few older farmers and followed the king's carriage rut all the way. It didn't take long for them to come to the castle. The beautiful queen had just heard the bad news and couldn't care about dressing up, Running out of the castle with his hair scattered and bare feet, he asked the consul sadly: Someone said that the king died, is this true?"

"The consul said painfully, yes, a hunter found the king's carriage overturned under the bridge..."

The story Xiao Yun tells is not comparable to the so-called fairy tales. In fact, he is not talking about fairy tales, but a case in the CCTV legal system program, integrating the tortuous process of solving the case with the background of this world. , Compiled a royal suspense murder similar to the "surprise"-the serious human Thrall heard a focused face, sometimes stunned for the queen's Chuchu moving, and things were uplifted by the cleverness of the wise magistrate. Fists, not to mention the prairie people whose spiritual entertainment is infinitely close to zero, even the foolish and cute horns are holding their breaths, fearing that the breath will be loud and the story of Xiao Yun cannot be heard!

In the story, travellers who rushed all night provided testimony that the carriage drove from the castle towards dawn, and the queen told the king why he hurriedly left the castle and rushed to the city. The coachman who knew exactly what happened in the early morning...the twists and turns, the fog, the end of the road, the willowing process, and the two reversals at the end-

The first reversal was that the consul finally caught the murderer of the king, the queen who had been crying in sorrow: the queen was discovered by the king in a private meeting with her lover, and the queen copied the vase in the bedroom and broke it in anxiety. After the king’s head, the blood stains found by the consul under the bedroom carpet made the queen inexplicable. She had to admit that this was the first scene of the king’s killing; she then asked her husband to tuck the king into the carriage and throw it under the bridge to the city. The suspected "drunk driver" was drinking too much the night before, and when he hurried back to the castle overnight, he couldn't sleep on the edge of the field, disturbing the investigation.

The result of this great reversal of the sky almost shocked Thrall's chin, and all the prairie people were even more shocked...

This is not over yet, and the reversal of breaking through the lower limit of the simple worldview of everyone is still behind: the queen who murdered the king was sent to the gallows, because the king's son is still young, people will recommend the consul to become the regent, assisting the young The little prince ruled the country; then... the hunter who first discovered the king’s carriage received a large sum of money from the regent, and was about to leave the country to buy a little noble elsewhere. ...

The truth is clear, it turned out that the person who discovered this first scene was the queen’s lover. During the whole story, he was full of presence but never met the queen in public. He collected the regent’s money, seduce the queen to derail, and induce the queen. Killed the king and made the queen the mastermind of the king’s murder, but because he knew too much, he was killed afterwards...

"...This is today's bedtime story, a royal family secret happened in a small country in the human kingdom. Well, everyone disbands and sleeps, and tomorrow they must work and study with full spirit and vitality!"

... More than a hundred stunned faces looked at him blankly, and the sounds of the simple and simple prairie people's broken world view sounded like a symphony.

Xiao Yun smiled and waved at everyone, walked to the crowd and picked up the youngest cub, and returned to the dormitory to sleep.

"...Ahhhhhhhh!" The grassy hands with grief and indignation held their heads in both hands, so swollen! Return the wise and powerful consul!

"..." Thrall is almost lying on the ground, his eyes are empty, such a ridiculous story... In his view from the human society, who understands the virtue of the nobility, irony is completely true~~!

The gray dwarves have a broken expression that has been badly played. The dark elves they used to serve are not as dark as the human kingdom in the story of Ayun; the goblin trembles, too scared! Humans are so scared!

The grass root patriarch's head is sweaty, and the fire flame patriarch's face is dumbfounded, and the head of the story is turned into a big villain. The tribal inheritance is also in the form of a story among the patriarchs. He couldn’t understand how the ruling officer running through the plot was so bad for Mao, how could a king of a country be so easily harmed by others...

The next day's night class, everyone rushed to the square before going to bed to gather as usual. While listening to the lecture of Lan Guo, they couldn't help looking at the second dormitory where Ayun lived. After half of the class time, Ayun took a roll of cloth and rolled away come out……

Ran Go, Ayun didn’t tell the story as soon as he came, but instead looked seriously at Languo: "Languo, there were a few guys who didn’t learn well and didn’t pay attention to the lectures? You ordered it and drove them back to bed, People who don’t have good classes are not allowed to listen to bedtime stories."

Lan Guo: "..."

Indeed, in the inner world of a lot of scumbags: "Don't blame, why don't you devil say that~~~~!!!"

Xiao Yun stared at Languo for five seconds. Languo couldn't resist the pressure and silently looked away... He could not betray the clans!

Xiao Yun was not really exhaustive. He smiled and nodded to the nervous people: "It seems that everyone is still very serious today, very good, and will have to show this momentum of serious study in the future." With a smile, "Everyone will have to supervise each other in the future. If you find that the class is not serious, you must remind each other. If you don't learn, it will be a problem of understanding. If you don't learn seriously, it will be an attitude problem. Attitude problem is the most serious problem. The sin... I’m not talking about it!"

The slags shivered on the spot... Qi Qi shook his head and said that he would never, except Dahe, who would have to live with A Yun!

That night, Xiao Yun was still telling a magic fairy-tale version of a "fairy tale." Taking the cases in the legal system as the main line, he fabricated a series of stories in a small human country where an unknown male corpse was found in the well and was introduced. .

At the beginning of this time, Xiao Yun made it clear in advance that the town sheriff who investigated this case was innocent and just, and let everyone focus their attention on the case of the story itself, and then use "Today's Statement." The rhythm of the "Smoke Lock Funeral Home" program is broadcast, and this story of integrating into the locality is poured out a little bit...

This episode caused a lot of sensation when it was broadcast, and after a few years, it also has a considerable number of views on the Internet. It can be seen that the "gold content" of this case-even if Xiao Yun cut some of it to make everyone understand. The "original story" that can't be magically changed, its twists and turns are also enough to make Thrall, a human being and a group of prairie people, open their eyes.

After the story was finished, many people in the collective dormitory that night discussed for a half night before falling asleep. There is no way, life on the grassland is too simple, there is no entertainment component at all, Xiao Yun's unreasonable medicine comes down, Thrall, the well-informed two patriarchs, ignorant The cubs are good, they all have a kind of rush to open the door of the new world... This world is too new and too big, people are afraid of shaking, and they can’t help but probe the brain inside the door.

The next day, even nine of the ten things that do things like ox horns, but my brains were staring at Thrall for a long time, and then spit out a sentence that made Thrall blood splash three feet: "Saar, your human The world is so scared, it’s not easy for you to live so big."

"..." Salmer covered his heart silently, he wanted to say no, suffocating, no, he lived so big and encountered the most dangerous period, but was involved in the struggle between the ladies and jealous, which is enough to force He is regarded as a clown to be pleased by the suitor of the noble lady, so he has to go far away, so Ayun said so fearfully!

But let him say absolutely no, Thrall can't speak, after all, the **** of the nobles are really dirty...

The people in the tribe lived in anticipation of Ayun’s wonderful story and the panic of the dark side of the story world. On the other hand, the salt drying team sent a batch of salt back in a few days-benefit The salt field developed last year and the accumulated experience produced more than 2,000 kilograms of salt in just one week with sufficient iron pots, which were tied to the back of Balke and sent back first.

Balke fell to the ground and waited for the big river team to unload the salt bag, got up and turned back into human form, put on his clothes and ran to the kitchen to find food. As soon as he entered the door, he heard the horns talking with the hare cubs who had been rubbing together.

Barker: "?"

It was only a week before he left, why did the style of horns and cubs change so much? Did he fly back on the wrong route? ?

While eating the delicious sauteed buns, listening to the flexible tongue of the four rabbit cubs, they complemented each other and told the fresh little story that A Yun said last night. Barker was so shocked that his chin fell on the stove. It’s over; the green dragon’s heart is suddenly burning... well, you Ayun, I’ll listen to such a wonderful story when I’m away? !

"I'm not good enough for you? Since we live together, I have the longest face-to-face time with you every day. I see that your inconvenient long hair can almost see the needle hole coming!" Xiao Yun raked the nail up. , Holding the handle to gasp, and waving with the other hand disgustingly, "Now it’s just the first round. When you come back from the salt work, you have to repeat it. One shot a day is amazing enough for you to listen."

"You asked me to listen to the second batch~~~~?" Balke refused to accept the explanation, but also wronged.

"I didn’t have any experience in the first story telling, some of the details were not exciting enough and interesting, the second tell me I have experience, it is definitely more comfortable than listening to the first time... It’s like we went to salt, last year was not very good. Stumble? With experience this year, everyone's efficiency is much higher, right?"

Barker was satisfied, and after completing the delivery, he fluttered his wings and returned to the beach.

Xiao Yun watched this big-bellied lizard fly away, and the corner of his mouth flicked: "Mr. Laozi has never been married in two lifetimes, so there is such a big son!"

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