Wolf King

Chapter 2: No reference!

After a large piece of deer's head was deflated, and the antlers became a scum for the disaster, the sad old horned deer finally died, and Xiao Yun, who was almost unable to pull off, pulled down the deer body. Seeing it was still, this was the only thing. Relieved.

"Dog paws can't replace human hands at all, and the upright ape finally prevailed in the competition for the monster species, Mommy... Oops!"

He grumbled away the stone that made his front paw sore, Xiao Yun glanced at the painful flesh pad, so that he could lick his tongue instinctively-it was because the nose came closer and smelled the wonderfulness of the front paw The scent was so varied that it braked in time to keep my head away.

"Instinct is so terrifying!" Xiao Yun came down from the old horned deer, and the **** mess of the place was quite disgusting, but the hungry people had no room for blindness and impersonation, just... "Wait, Ni Ma, how to eat?"

Modern people include Xiao Yun himself. When I think of the word wilderness to survive, the picture that appears in my brain is either Robinson or Baye. Anyway, it is a majestic man who sits in the wilderness with loneliness in front of him. Burning bonfire, any edible animal fat protein roasted on the bonfire——

So now the question is coming, Xiao Yun, who is very unfavorable even when he hits a deer head with a stone, how can he use his dog's paw to complete a super difficult operation such as firing barbecue?

Xiao Yun, who looked awkward, looked at the dog claws that had been stained with blood and aging dirt, and then looked at the complete old horned deer under the neck. His mind was blank.

A few hundred meters away, among the herds of chewing grass, a sturdy stag's ears moved, looking up cautiously in the direction of its fallen compatriots.

It saw the hunter who had hunted his compatriots put his head to the neck of the sacrificed compatriots, his mouth wide open, fixed in this position, motionless.

The stag shook his ears, chewing the grass in his mouth, and silently staring at the strange predator who had finished hunting but not eating.

After about five minutes.

The weird predator suddenly fell backwards, making a strange scream with a whine, and rolling on the ground frantically:

"The concubine can't do it~~~~"

"?!" The sturdy stag looked at the crazy predator in shock. Although it could not understand what the beast was doing, it instinctively felt the crisis, so it stopped eating and sent out to its compatriots. The warning Lu Ming, without hesitation, led the herds towards the depths of the grassland...

After the vigilant deer left, the surroundings became quiet...

After about half an hour.

Xiao Yun, who was paralyzed on the ground, stood up silently, put his mouth close to the old horned deer, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and bit his heart bravely.

"Nima Bah Bah!!" Xiao Yun almost vomited, he bit his mouth, and the hair was still full of mud, gravel, grass, suspicious excrement, and so on. A look at his eyes, okay, what he said was the place where he was sitting and suppressing the horned deer. His dirty **** was enough to punish the old horned deer.

"Calm down, calm down, calm down even if you are going to starve to death." Xiao Yun forced himself to sit down, staring bloodshotly at the horned deer that could save his dog's life. "Think carefully... The leopard hyena caught in the animal world. The prey seems to have been peeled and eaten first, bite off the skin first... Uh, wait, it seems that which documentary was left in, the leopard eats its prey from the stomach, and eats the internal organs that are easily corrupted and spoiled... Vomit!"

I couldn't help it. I went to the side to retort for more than ten seconds. After slowing down, Xiao Yun sat back firmly and stared at the horned deer with more bloodshot eyes: "It's still okay to eat raw offal... eh ...Other parts of the meat can be eaten as sashimi...um? Wait, wait!"

Lifting his paw again to look at his meat pad, Xiao Yun finally found a problem that he had overlooked before-his paw seemed to be longer than the neighbor's Samoyed, and the nails on the five paws were far more than he saw The passing dogs are longer and sharper.

"...Will a dog become like this without cutting its nails?" Xiao Yun looked shocked. "Eh... it seems wrong, I have only heard of wild dogs biting people, never heard of wild dogs scratching people?"

"What are I thinking about lying trough, I'm starving to death!" The strong feeling of hunger in the belly made Xiao Yun draw his mouth. He tried to move the five claws on the dog's palm. The dog's five fingers were indeed It is not as convenient as a human finger, but it is still useable, so he no longer forced himself to mouth, but carefully extended his claws...

——Don’t say, although his dog’s paw is dirtier than that, his paws are dark and he can’t see the true color at all, but he’s still quite sharp, and the thick horn deer fur is worn out without much effort, and a little harder Pull down, and a line is drawn.

"I can go! Absolutely! Although there are no hands, the cutter comes with it!"

Xiao Yun was excited, he immediately extended his left paw to support the horn deer stag body, the right melon's pointed claws were as hard as usual with a kitchen knife, and a triangular cut was made on the deer skin, and the deer skin was torn off and pulled off the skin. After the fascia, the red and white muscle layer is exposed.

Xiao Yun eagerly used his paws to cut off a layer of irregular venison slices with thick fingers, and kept busy stuffing into his mouth—

Uh... no mustard, no soy sauce, no salted raw meat, to be honest, the taste is indeed... Some of the delicious Xiao Yun described in some novels is not tasted at all, only the uncomfortable and greasy taste makes him a bit raw. Feeling dead...

"You can't just starve to death if you don't get lunch, it's not that you're going to lose money to your grandma's house!" Xiao Yun almost swallowed this raw meat with tears in his eyes, and he didn't know if it was a psychological effect, although he The whole mouth seemed to be a disaster, but the hunger in the stomach was indeed relieved a lot, so he once again found the courage to take the determination, and then cut off the two-finger-wide piece of meat.

After cutting sixteen or seven pieces of meat before and after swallowing it, although it was still not full, Xiao Yun could not eat it anymore-that kind of greasy raw meat taste against the sky, unless he was forced to a dead end, he could not bear it of.

"I no longer dislike the takeaway MSG, the canned taste is poor, the grilled meat is small, the mutton powder has less coriander, the fried noodles are dry, the dandan noodles are not authentic, the spicy hot pot skewers are easy to get hot..."

While whispering, he stumbled away from the left horned deer, and moved to a place dozens of meters away. Xiao Yun lost his strength and lay down in a large font. The dog face looking up at the sky was as sad as a salted fish.

"After work, sit in the room and play with the computer. Beer is placed on the left hand and cigarettes are placed on the right hand. The fat house happy water can be obtained in two steps. The snacks are in the living room TV cabinet. ... ooo, ooo ...... I've ever had was so happy the day it ...... hum ...... "

Xiao Yun felt more and more sad as she thought about it, and she burst into tears unconsciously.

As if to match his state of mind, the sun hanging at the end of the west sky also fell under the horizon at this time, and the whole earth was gradually shrouded in darkness.

Xiao Yun silently looked at the starry sky with tears, recalling the buddies who often came to his neighborhood and the company to take away food, recalling the roadside snacks that he could eat when he went downstairs and took a bend, recalling the one he just bought online. Snack Coke beer in the cupboard... At this moment, he thought a lot, he found that people are always very reasonable about the loss, and he now deeply understands how nostalgic life is in the modern cold steel jungle. ...

The nose smelled a faint smell, the ears heard the slight friction of animals walking in the grass, indulged in the lost grief, Xiao Yun, unable to extricate himself, and subconsciously turned his head to look in the direction of the movement-

The dog can also see things in the dark night, Xiao Yun’s sight is not affected by the night at this time, and he clearly sees the uninvited guests...a fat and muscular brown bear with secretly developed shoulder muscles is secretly Close to his left horned deer, and has been lurking less than two meters away from the horned deer.

Xiao Yun sat up, the brown bear took the opportunity to abandon the horned deer close to his mouth, turned around and spread his legs, and ran wildly. After running for more than 100 meters, it stopped again and squatted in the grass to continue to stare at the diagonal deer.

Xiao Yun: "..."

Xiao Yun raised the dog's paw, but he couldn't care whether it was awkward, rubbed his eyes like a human, and looked at the brown bear.

Even if Xiao Yun is not a loyal audience of the animal world, he can still recognize the brown bear. First, the brown bear is indeed easy to recognize. Second, because he was involved in the fighting of the lion, tiger and bear three when he was bored... he clearly remembered that the brown bear It is one of the largest mammals of Carnivora on land. The body length is between one and five meters to three meters. The strongest male brown bear can weigh half a ton. No one doubts the fighting ability of Maozi, because Maozi can treat brown bears. Pet keeping...

So now Xiao Yun is very suspicious of whether his eyes are in trouble-the behemoth that should look like a male adult brown bear, the ratio is actually... one size smaller than the big horned deer who was stoned to death by him? !

"Is there such a small brown bear in the world?" Xiao Yun was shocked to no avail, and his brain was alive after he was dumbfounded. "Wait, if the big horned deer that was eaten by me was real big horned deer...then I I remember that the big horned deer is only two and a half meters wide, which is indeed bigger than the brown bear-how big am I??"

After inexplicably wearing it on the dog, he has been spinning around on the prairie without hair, and there is no human kind to give him the current reference, Xiao Yun has always thought that he should have been wearing some kind of large stray Dogs-But there are no big dogs on the earth that are bigger than big horn deer and brown bears? !

In shock, Xiao Yun stood up unconsciously, and then the brown bear squatting in the distance turned away and ran away...

"--There are brown bears scared away by dogs in this world?" Xiao Yun felt that his logical thinking had been raped directly... He forgot to chase instinctively.

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