Wilderness Lucky God

　　 Ye Tian and the three of them had a refreshing meal anyway. Finally, Ye Tian smiled while drinking red wine and said, "Hey, friends, stay calm, let me tell you a joke!"

　　 "This is almost the same! Hehehe!"

　　 "You still have a conscience!"

　　 "What? A joke wants to kill us! At least two starts!"

　　 "6666666, hahaha!"

Ye Tian shook his head and said: "Yes, two are two. When get out of class is over, Xiao Ming asked the teacher, teacher teacher, how to do this question, the teacher looked at Xiao Ming meaningfully and said, "You sleep in get out of class, but after class I got serious and asked me questions, do you know you’re putting the cart before the horse? Xiaoming scratched his head and said, teacher, you mean I’m a ninja in get out of class, do you come to sleep after class, teacher!"

　　 "Puff. Hahaha, come to the teacher to sleep after class! 666666"

　　 "66666666666"

　　 "Hahaha, I laughed so hard."

　　 "66666, find the teacher to sleep after class!"

　　 "Thank you [How dare those who love to laugh] give me the card to the anchor!"

　　 "Thank you [Looking back and smiling can turn the world] for the plane x1 presented to the anchor!"

　　 "Thank you [full of prosperity and tenderness] for the high-level rewards presented to the anchor!"

　　 "Thank you [very realistic] for the fishball X2900 presented to the anchor!"

"Ahem, the anchor will tell you one more!. There is a girl who is usually controlled by her mother very strictly. Once she was called by her boyfriend to watch a movie. When she went out, her mother told her: Go out and be smart and don't let men Take advantage of it. If he touches you above, you can say no, and when you die, you just say stop. The girl said remember it. When she came back at night, her mother asked her if she was taken advantage of. The girl cried and said: Occupy, he goes up and down together Touch me and I will say as you taught: Don’t stop, don’t stop."

　　 "Fuck, so dirty! Hahaha!"

　　 "Too dirty, anchor you are too dirty!"

　　 "Hahaha, don't stop don't stop!"

　　 "The anchor is good or bad, good or bad! Haha!"

　　 After listening to Di Lieba, his face was red, but he felt that Ye Tian's joke was so funny. Jiang Shuying rolled her eyes at Ye Tian, ​​but she couldn't help but laugh.

　　 The popularity of the live broadcast room has now reached the highest level in history, with 660,000 online users and 600,000 followers.

Compared with some old anchors who have been anchors for a few years, the popularity is much higher. Ye Tian just needs to accumulate now. No anchor is popular from the beginning. Those professional players are out. I am afraid that only Ye Tian can use four days to grow his popularity to 600,000!

Ye Tian opened the live broadcast rooms of the other three outdoor anchors. After opening it, Ye Tian wanted to laugh. The first anchor was curled up on the coast at this time, trembling and talking to about ten thousand water friends: "Anchor It's not cold, but tomorrow I have to light the fire anyway!"

The second anchor is also a male. This anchor is even more stupid. At this time, he said in the live broadcast room: "My friends, it’s too cold at night. The anchor suggests that everyone dig a hole on the beach at night and bury their bodies. You can keep warm."

　　 Ye Tian said with a smile: "The premise is that the temperature of the sand is higher than that of your human body! Brother!"

　　 As expected by Ye Tian, ​​after the anchor buried his body, he got out within two minutes.

　　 "Fuck, how come I feel colder and colder after entering."

　　 Ye Tian almost didn't laugh out loud.

The third anchor is the sister anchor, who looks pretty good. At this time, the sister anchor is eating coconut, and she also found a place that is relatively wind-proof, and she also laid a lot of hay, compared to the first two. As far as the anchor is concerned, it's already pretty good.

　　 In my sister’s live broadcast room at this time.

　　 "Ye Tian army is here to round the room!"

　　 "Ye Tian army came to propose marriage!"

　　 "Is the anchor really watching this live room?"

　　 "Yo~ still a girl."

　　 Ye Tian was taken aback, fucking! These people are too fast.

But after seeing the barrage, the female anchor greeted Ye Tian and said, "Is the anchor Ye Da coming! I am your idol. I watched your live broadcast a few days ago and found it very powerful, so I came myself. Try it, but now I find that it’s not that simple. I didn’t do anything today, so I found a few coconuts and a decent shelter."

　　 Ye Tian was taken aback. He was still his own fan, so I can’t help! He couldn’t help but smiled and said: "Hey hey, girl, don’t be discouraged. Think about the four conditions I just mentioned. The most important and the least important must be clarified, and then think about the details, such as drilling wood. The trick to making fire!"

　　 "Yo yo yo~ anchor! Gee tee!"

　　 "Hahaha, I can't help it as soon as I see a beautiful anchor!"

　　 "You guys are fine! Haha!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, and hurriedly withdrew from the live broadcast room and said, "Ahem, what do you think, I think it is not easy to come out of a girl's house, right? If you can pull it, let's pull it, right! The anchor has absolutely no other thoughts!"

　　 "Yes, yes, what you say is what you say!"

　　 "I can't tell you, who can compare to you!"

"Hahaha, there is one thing I have to say, four anchors, one was sent to the hospital for heatstroke~www.ltnovel.com~ and two were still enduring the cold wind. I heard that they did not do anything for a day. Without eating or drinking, the female anchor was lucky and found a shelter with coconuts."

　　 "You want to say to look at the anchor Ye again, right? From the first day on, it's a big fish and a big meat! Snake meat and crab meat are still drinking red wine!

　　 "This gap is too big! I think it's better to persuade those anchors to go home."

　　 "This is the gap between professionalism and cottage!"

　　 "666666666."

　　 Ye Tian smiled, stood up and walked into the woods, and took out the snake skin.

　　 At this time, the skin of the snake was already soft. After being left in a humid place for so many days, the only downside was that it attracted a lot of flies.

　　 Ye Tian found four sticks, two one-meter-long, and two four-meter-long. Then Ye Tian tied the sticks to form a rectangle.

　　 Then Ye Tian spread the snake skin in the middle, and finally used a knife to make small holes in the edge of the snake skin. Then he took out the rope to pass through those holes, and then tightly tied it to the rectangular wooden stick.

After 　　 is tied, a piece of snake skin has been extended to the maximum.

　　 "Snake skin is still quite valuable. When the anchor finds something that can replace needles, the anchor will show to the water friends, using snake skin to make handicrafts! Such as wallets! Belts!"

　　 When the friends of the water heard it, the anchor would still be able to use this craft, and he immediately became interested.

　　 "Oh fuck, the anchor will still do this kind of operation!?"

　　 "Can you do something else? For example, ladies' bags? Or bikinis!"

　　 "Hahaha, snakeskin bikini! Yes!"

　　 Ye Tian laughed and said: "Hahaha, the anchor will make snakeskin underwear, the water friend wants it! Wait for me to go back and send it to him!"