Wilderness Lucky God

The water friends have already started screaming.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I really want to eat it, I can smell the fragrance through the screen."

"23333, I appreciate the shameless and capable people of the anchor, let alone, there is saliva on the screen, and typing is not working."

"How could I be such a person? I actually licked the screen. I can't control myself!!!"

"I envy it! I have obviously eaten rabbit meat before, and it doesn't feel delicious. Why do you feel that the anchor is grilled so delicious? I really want to eat it! Is this strength?"

"Hey, this is strength, there is meat every day!"

"Isn't it? Meat is eaten every day. It's like going to the BBQ to survive? It doesn't exist."

"Survival? Is this a survival show? How do I look like camping? No, I am obviously going to eat and drink spicy food. I envy the baby."

"Hahaha, stop making trouble."

.....

"This rabbit roaster’s barbecue technique is absolutely master-class, the skin is crispy and delicious, the meat is delicious, and the seasoning is penetrated, how can it be possible to bite into the strong smell of game rabbit? How is it possible? There is such a delicious food in the world. Roasted rabbit meat is so delicious. I almost swallowed my tongue when I ate it. This person who roasted rabbit meat is really a genius. I have always admired him. If I meet him, I must kneel down and apprentice. ..."

Ye Tian teased and pretended to be compelling with the water friends, boasting shamelessly.

"I have never seen such a brazen person."

"Praise myself like this, I was the first to see it, and it was serious, 233333"

"Too shameless, too shameless, anchor, if you continue like this, you will be beaten."

"Ah ah ah ah! The baby is losing weight, I can't help it, anchor, you bastard, I can't control myself anymore."

"I have the strength to lose weight when I'm full. A group of friends and I have ordered roast whole lamb, which is obviously the same as usual, but today it feels better than usual. Is the roast whole lamb chef changed? My illusion?"

"Thank you [Loin] for the X100 card presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [I am the anchor’s little fan girl] for the airplane X1 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Love You] for giving Rocket X2 to the anchor!"

"Thank you [I am a little fairy] for giving Rocket X2 to the anchor!"

"Thank you [I have a girly heart] for the card X10 presented to the anchor!"

"Thanks [Pink Jasmine] for giving Rocket X10 to the anchor!"

.....

Ye Tian found that the more he boasted, the more exaggerated he was. The more water friends liked to give gifts, and the older he sent them, it was even more bragging. The screen was often full of 666, and the live broadcast room was harmonious.

Everyone cooperated with the anchor to pretend to be quiet, and it was a clear stream in the live broadcast world.

A plump rabbit entered the stomachs of two people, leaving Ye Tian still feeling a little bit unfulfilled. They sucked the rabbit oil from their fingers, and it felt great.

It feels so good and satisfying to be full.

After a busy day, eating meat, this kind of life feels really good.

Lying on the hay beside the fire, the little fat mouse stayed quietly on Ye Tian’s stomach. Ye Tian also tore a piece of meat and gave it to eat, but only smelled it, and then happily picked up his own fruit. He hasn't stopped, no wonder he is so fat.

Jian Nan was holding a big mango and gnawing.

Ye Tian adjusted his prone position and smiled at the live broadcast room and said, "Do you want to hear the joke?"

The water friends were taken aback, and quickly became excited.

"listen!!!"

"Listen!"

"I was so scared that I quickly moved the little Mazha."

"I have put my phone in place and closed the door to prevent the phone from falling. My mother thought I was nervous again."

"Yes, yes, I'm ready too."

"What funny joke the anchor is about to tell, I can't wait."

.....

Ye Tian organized the language and said: "At night my dad suddenly said to me mysteriously: I can make you a rich second generation! When I heard a surprise on my face, I knew that my family was not so ordinary. I didn't expect my dad to be so ordinary. He kept it from me for so many years. So he took a deep breath and said to him: No matter what you hide from me, I can bear it! At this time, my dad stretched out his hand and said: Give me two dollars. If I buy the lottery ticket, you will become your dream. Really!"

"66666"

"Give me two dollars, 66666"

"Hahaha, this is the rhythm of Daddy's son."

"66666, hahahaha!"

"This is definitely my father."

"I also went to ask my dad for two yuan to make him the son of the rich generation. You wait for my good news."

"Upstairs, you will be beaten to death by your dad."

"Anchor, one more."

"Yes, yes, one more."

......

Ye Tian hurriedly said one more thing: "I'm still a good friend of my second class. When I was a child, the dolls were afraid of injections. But she didn't. She likes slings and enjoys all kinds of fun. She is only four or five years old. , Her mother is doing housework, she is on the side, mother and mother play with me, her mother has no time to pay attention to her, she said, mother gives you injections, okay? That kind of fun! Okay!? Then her mother is with her I put a toothpick in my hand and glued it with transparent glue. The toothpick is tied with a piece of wool, and the other end of the wool is glued to the wall...?

That guy lay quietly all afternoon..."

"puff."

"puff."

"Puff puff!!!"

"MDZZ! Hahaha!"

"I have laughed out of internal injuries~www.ltnovel.com~hahaha!"

"This child has a pit in his head."

"I learned another way to keep the child quiet for an afternoon."

Jiannan was already smiling from ear to ear. Ye Tian looked at Jiannan and suddenly said, "Jiannan, do you want a child~"

"What do you want to do? Men and men can't have children." Jian Nan said, clutching his chest.

With the black line on Ye Tian's face, he couldn't wait to kick this guy to death, and said angrily: "Get out!"

"666666"

"Hahaha, passionate!"

"Tsk tusk, then the question is, should Jiannan sleep at night with his back to the anchor or facing the anchor?"

"I don't think it is safe."

"Hahahaha."

"I always feel **** in gay."

.....

Just when Ye Tian was looking at the starry sky while chatting with his friends.

Suddenly a barrage named [My Girlfriend is Pregnant] attracted everyone's attention, including Ye Tian's attention of course.

"Anchor, I feel so painful now. My girlfriend is pregnant. It was a very happy thing. I was also very happy. Then we started discussing marriage, but then I...I just knew that this child is not Mine, I just said to break up, her girlfriend called me a scumbag, can the anchor give me an idea about this? Am I really doing something wrong?"

"666666, scumbag."

"Scumbag, sure enough!"

"Yes, just broke up because the child is not yours? Are you a scumbag?"

"Marry one and earn one. This business is guaranteed not to lose! You earn, you see, once you get married, your wife will have your wife, and you will have your children."

"Huh! Dead man, love is because she is pregnant with someone else's child, but she still loves you now."