Wilderness Lucky God

At first Xue Qian thought it was raining again, but when he looked up, Xue Qian cried out angrily.

Ye Tian turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xue Qian scratched his head, then put it in front of his nose and smelled it. A strong odor came out.

"Fuck, look at the top, that dead monkey peeed on my head!!" Xue Qian shouted angrily.

Ye Tian was taken aback, looked up, and saw a chimpanzee on the top of the tree above his head, watching Xue Qian screaming triumphantly, as if to say, how about the uncle's urine.

Ye Tian: "......"

This Xue Qian is simply a troublesome physique. He doesn't see it when he doesn't go out often in the city. He just arrived in the rainforest, washed his face and met a crocodile, drinking water and peeing on his head. This is simply the legendary physique that attracts hatred.

Seeing this scene, the water friends started to complain.

"Hahaha, I laughed to death!"

"The Milky Way water came up from the sky and fell on Xue Qian's head."

"66666, I look at the chimpanzee's smile and feel it must be on purpose."

"Puff ha ha ha, maybe the chimps also feel Xue Qian is bullying."

......

"Cough cough cough~"

Ye Tian suffocated a smile and said, "Xue Qian, maybe it is showing you friendliness. Look, it is smiling at you."

The furious Xue Qian was holding a stone in his hand. Hearing what Ye Tian said, he raised his head and asked with some uncertainty: "Is that really the case?"

Ye Tian nodded affirmatively: "Yes, that's it. You also know that animals are not like humans. Generally speaking, they will use some unique ways to show friendship. This chimpanzee is extending the hand of friendship to you."

"What the anchor said is true or false?"

"I think it makes sense, after all, chimpanzees are still the smarter among animals."

"How do I feel weird? Is the anchor's eyes weird?"

"Hahahaha~~ The anchor is too bad, no animals will spill urine on people to show friendship, and they are so serious."

"66666, I feel that Xue Qian will be broken after following the anchor for a period of time."

"[Cover your face] If Xue Qian knew the truth, his heart would collapse."

"What if what the anchor said is true?"

"Upstairs, you are still too young."

......

Ye Tian's words hadn't settled yet, and only saw a stream of water falling in the sky. He had paid attention to Ye Tian above, and hurriedly flashed away. The chimpanzee was so bad that he didn't finish urinating at one time and wanted to urinate him.

Xue Qian, who was about to put down the stone, was inattentive, and was hit again. Moreover, the current was much stronger than before. He sprayed him directly, and it was very showy, leaving a full face along his hair.

Wow!

"Hold the grass! Dead orangutan."

Where did Xue Qian care about animal friendships, he picked up the stone and smashed it towards the orangutan above his head.

"Roar."

With Xue Qian’s arm strength, it was really too slow. The chimp’s strong arm grabbed a branch and easily dodged it. He also called twice, grinning, showing two rows of yellow teeth, as if It's too bad to laugh at Xue Qian's accuracy.

Suddenly, Xue Qian became angry and threw the stones madly. Unfortunately, he was not physically strong, but he quickly ran out of strength. In the end, the chimpanzees were too lazy to hide, and the black and white eyes revealed thickness. Of contempt.

Like the same person, pinched his waist and swayed triumphantly, the thing dangling at the moment, mocking Xue Qian's incompetence.

The angry Xue Qian's nose was crooked.

at this time.

Whoosh.

There was an urgent and fast breaking through the air, and the chimpanzee didn't react at all, and slapped its forehead.

The chimpanzee was unstable and fell directly from the branch. At this moment, the chimpanzee also looked a little flustered, but at the moment of falling, his stout arm was caught in the air, a flexible flip, and he stood on the branch again.

"Roar."

Grinning with yellow teeth, making a fierce look, grinning at Ye Tian, ​​threatening.

The stone just didn't react, it was too fast, and it was almost hit directly.

"Hahahaha, let you pee on me, deserve it."

When Xue Qian saw this scene, he was immediately excited: "Brother Tian, ​​throw him away and give me revenge."

"23333, poor Xue Qian, was bullied by a chimpanzee."

"This chimpanzee is so smart and human. Don't bully the anchor."

"Hehehe, I like to see Xue Qian being bullied, somehow it feels so interesting."

"You are too bad, I just want to say... Orangutan brothers, let's take another pee."

......

Ye Tian did not continue to do it, but explained to the water friends: "This orangutan is called a chimpanzee, and it is the smallest species in the orangutan family. The body length is generally 70-92.5 cm, and the height is about 1-1.7 meters when standing. , Inhabits tropical rainforests and lives in clusters. The nose, ears, hands and feet of the baby orangutans are all flesh-colored; the ears are extra-large, protruding to the sides, the eye sockets are deep, the brow ridges are high, and the top of the head hair is backward; the canine teeth are developed, everyone see here The nose, ears, hands and feet of the chimpanzee are all flesh-colored, so it means that it is a baby orangutan. Although this orangutan is small, they have a strong sense of territorial scope. They usually use some pranks to provocation against each other, such as peeing and throwing shit. So Xue Qian, you should be fortunate that it didn't throw **** directly at you." This last sentence was addressed to Xue Qian.

Xue Qian's face turned dark for an instant, and his eyes looked at Ye Tian with a vague expression. At this time, he didn't know what Ye Tian said to him before, it turned out to be fooling him.

He also extended a hand of friendship, he really believed it.

At this moment, my heart felt like a dog.

But when he thought of throwing shit, Xue Qian's neck suddenly shrank. The smell of urine on this end was about to make him vomit. If he throws **** again...

"Hahaha, let me just say it, the anchor is obviously fooling people."

"Nima, I actually believed it. [cover my face]"

"Witty, I have seen the truth a long time ago. [Smirk]"

"Awesome~www.ltnovel.com~My chimpanzee brother, not only can he pee, he can also throw shit."

......

Ye Tian smiled and looked up at the tree, wanting to see why the chimpanzee on the tree didn't move. What did he want to do?

The next moment, the smile on his face froze, and the chimpanzee on the tree lowered his head quietly, his hairy hands holding something.

A gleam of light flashed in Ye Tian's head, his eyes widened: "Damn, I won't really throw shit!"

I just said that I didn't expect that this naughty young orangutan would really not want to eat at all losses, and used its big move.

No, I saw the gorilla face full of hair lifted up, just in time to see Ye Tian, ​​grinning triumphantly.

Then.... He suddenly waved his hand towards Ye Tian.

A black shadow flew in the air quickly and quickly.