Why is the NPC Frightened By Me Again [Infinite Stream]

The red-clothed ghost stood on the spot, staring straight in the direction of Lin Huai, with a lovable smile on his face like a stray pregnant female cat Pengci, a caring female college student looking for a pick-up man.

Lin Huai: …

He has been in the rivers and lakes for hundreds of years, and he has always been scary, and he has never had anyone he needs to please. Now he looked at the red-clothed ghost pressing his face, showing an expression that shouldn't belong to him. For the first time, I experienced the feeling of "like a gentleman" that only a scumbag looking for a substitute would have.

But when you smile, you don't look like him. Chu Tian blocked Lin Huai who was being watched by the ghost, gave a cold "hum", and flew up with the wrench. The Specter screamed, Hyun was about to cry, and turned around to throw himself into Lin Huai's arms.

Although Lin Huai is not a human being, he does not yet have the idiotic idea of ​​attacking himself. He took two steps back, and Li Gui threw himself in the air. Just as it was about to bully itself up, it was smashed hard at the waist and fell to the ground.

Ghost:…

It looked at Lin Huai, as if asking him "Am I the person you love the most". Lin Huai didn't speak, just put his cold hand in front of his eyes.

For a time, the indoor scene was very inconsistent with Jinjiang. Because it was too inconsistent with Jinjiang, Lin Huai couldn't even describe what he saw. When he opened his eyes, the mosaic on the ground had been lifted by Chu Tian, ​​and like the previous female ghost, was flushed down the toilet.

... He looked really violent and angry... Lin Huai silently ducked to the side.

"Remember to be a good person in your next life." Chu Tian said kindly and pressed the toilet button. "Also, don't provoke people you shouldn't provoke."

When he turned around again, except for Ye Xian who was comforting the pale Lin Huai, everyone else's eyes were on him, either frightened, disturbed, or panicked.

Chu Tian comforted them with strong eyes: "Don't be afraid, that ghost will not come again."

After thinking about it, he raised the wrench again to show convincing: "We are very safe now."

Crowd: …

Their expressions were as if Chu Tian was the source of all the insecurity in this villa. After a long while, Huang Lu said hesitantly, "Thank you...Thank you?"

"You're welcome." Chu Tian smiled, especially bright when he looked at Lin Huai, "Serve the people."

All kinds of disputes caused by "heartbeat memories" have come to an end temporarily. There were still three hours before eight o'clock in the morning, but everyone could not fall asleep completely. A group of eleven people sat in Chu Tian and Lin Huai's room, cramming the room to the fullest, eagerly hoping that Chu Tian would tell them the story of their life.

Chu Tian had the intention to ask Lin Huai to assist in the speech, but the latter hugged himself and huddled in the corner, looking pale and autistic, so he had no choice but to play a one-man show.

He picked up the black express packaging bag, pointed to the logistics information on it and said: "In modern society, e-commerce has become an important part of the economy, and express delivery is one of the supports for the rapid development of e-commerce... In consumption During the process, consumers should be alert to several major problems that often arise in shopping.”

"First," Chu Tian stretched out a finger, "it is online business fraud. Once the online business fraud is verified, he will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than seven years according to the amount..."

"Second," Chutian stretched out two fingers, "I just didn't read the product details carefully. When I bought a blood orange mask, a box of blood oranges was sent, and when I bought a 60-for-10 mac lipstick, it was sent eleven. It's a fake, after all, it's a pot that doesn't read the details of the product well..."

"Third," Chutian stretched out three fingers, "is to buy a lucky bag. There is no free pie in the sky. Most of the so-called lucky bags are actually a collection of various defective products with defects than those built by freshmen. There are still many bugs in the solidworks model, and it is better to expect that the pie in the world will make your boss of 996 have a conscience attack every day and give you four letters of promotion and salary increase..."

Ni Xiao: "It seems that something extraordinary has been mixed in!"

"It's just the so-called figure out the problem, reach the peak." Chu Tian exposed Ni Xiao's complaints as if nothing had happened, and looked at everyone with sharp eyes, "Have you all seen the key to this game's life and problem solving? "

Like a physics teacher in a key class, he faced a super-syllabus question from Jiangsu Province, and showed expectant eyes to the national second-volume candidates.

No answer.

He then turned his attention to Ye Xian, just like a physics teacher turned to his physics class representative who was in charge of sending and receiving homework: "Ye Xian, what do you think?"

Ye Xianxu said, "I think... it wants me to die."

After he finished speaking, the others nodded involuntarily.

Chutian was disappointed. His eyes turned around, and finally stopped at Lin Huai, who was shrunk in the corner of the wall.

"No reason to return for seven days." Chu Tian said, "The survival of this game lies in the return of no reason for seven days. The game lasts for four days. During the four days, players buy goods and fight against the game. Then after receiving the ghost, quickly Send ghosts back to the place of origin through seven-day unreasonable returns. The game only says that you need to buy every day, but it does not say that returns are not allowed every day. Through time difference tactics, a large number of items are purchased until the money is used up, and the ghosts are returned quickly, making the game Ends before the money is returned to the player's account. That's the way to get through the game safely."

The crowd was stunned.

"This..." Tang Wen didn't know how to answer, "This... is too child's play..."

"Our survival, in their view, is a game." Chu Tian said easily, "Playing with the rules, beating the rules and then surviving, isn't that the trick to our survival in the game?"

Zhang Lu suddenly asked, "Who are they?"

Facing the girl's question, Chu Tian shrugged.

"I don't know," he said. "Maybe it came from another dimension, something like a so-called 'god'."

"They sit back and watch our struggles, release viruses called ghosts, and treat our survival as a game." Chu Tian pointed to the sky, "It's really annoying. But I don't believe in any gods, I'm a materialist. "

Everyone was silent for a long time, but it was Ye Xian who spoke first. He opened his mouth and said, "That lucky bag..."

"Lucky bag?" Chu Tian smiled, "It's a trap."

"why?"

"Because you can only buy a lucky bag, you can't return it for seven days without reason."

This is the so-called, deeply buried trap.

"But." Huang Lu questioned, "Aren't you, Lin Huai, and Zhang Lu the first ones to buy the lucky bags? Why are you all fine, but the people who buy later..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Chu Tian scratched his head: "About this issue..."

"In fact, I do not know."

Ye Keke spit out a mouthful of water, and Chu Tian continued: "But after thinking about it, I also got a more reliable answer."

Before he spoke, Ye Xian quickly complained: "Don't tell us it's because you have a good face..."

"Without the beautiful buyer's show of the first three buyers, how can it attract more swindlers to buy it?" Chu Tian said gently and skillfully, "Leave the bait, and then there will be blind fish to eat it. , it's called equivalent exchange... no, marketing."

The crowd fell silent again. After a long while, Huang Lu spoke first: "Then we will spend all the money tomorrow as Chu Tian said, and then return it."

The sun outside the villa has risen, and the sun shines on Chu Tian through the curtains. He stared out the window for a while, then looked at his watch again, and said, "Then, I have two last words."

Huang Lu heard the words and looked at him: "What?"

"The ghost hiding among us is you."

One stone set off a thousand waves, and no one thought that Chu Tian would attack at this moment. A middle-aged woman sat in the direction his fingers pointed.

With a swollen face and a sallow complexion, it was Peng Xuan.

Everyone was stunned, but the lights in the entire villa were all turned on at this moment. "Peng Xuan"'s face began to rot, and red and yellow pus and blood flowed down the wound on his forehead. It laughed "hoho", looked at Chu Tian, ​​and said in a hoarse voice, "How did you find me?"

Everyone screamed and ducked, but Chu Tian and Lin Huai stayed still, one was giving a speech and the other was shutting down.

"Trash." Chu Tian said.

Attacked by the ghost, "Peng Xuan" showed a vicious look on her face. But Chu Tian said calmly: "Because you collect garbage. Although there is no shortage of this kind in this world, a friendly aunt who loves cleanliness and is so enthusiastic that it is almost nosy, she will inquire about the other's marital status and emotional status within a few days of moving. If you get it clean, she will steal the cardboard boxes and takeaways you put next to the door on the grounds of tidying up the corridor... But the aunt who will take the initiative to collect garbage in the game is really suspicious. What you want to collect is not garbage. , but a seven-day no-questions-asked return in a courier bag that everyone has forgotten about."

After speaking, he took out an evidence bag: "The burned ashes here are the evidence. They come from Ye Xian's fan and Huang Lu's leather bag."

"Peng Xuan" said, "Just because of this reason, you have to doubt me?"

"Besides that, there is Zhang Lu's cell phone. Atoms are neither created nor vanished, they can only be passed from one object to another. Zhang Lu's cell phone was taken away by Feng Yao, but it was in the toilet. It must have been someone who entered the scene when Zhang Lu was in a coma and took the phone away..."

"Peng Xuan" was silent for a while, then said, "I didn't do that..."

"Frankly lenient and resisting strictness, you can keep silent but everything you say will..."

"It was the mirror ghost who sent it back..."

"Don't fight to the death..."

"So your second reasoning doesn't hold... ah!"

"Shut up." Chu Tian ruthlessly smashed the wrench on "Peng Xuan"'s head and looked at everyone, "Do you agree with my reasoning?"

Crowd: …

They nodded against their will, and Chu Tian smiled heartily: "The next point is the third point of reasoning, which is also a very important point."

"Yesterday at lunch, Peng Xuan ate a lot of soybeans and sweet potatoes, and drank a whole bottle of iced Coke after the meal," he said. "After that, I observed him for a whole afternoon and evening. He didn't go to the toilet, No farting or hiccups. Being able to hold back one's own physiological responses is not something a human should have at all."

"So Peng Xuan is a ghost, this is a definite fact."

As the identification was successful, the sound of the door being opened came from downstairs. The scenery outside the window also changed, it was the dusk when everyone stepped into the villa for the first time.

Time began to flow again, and Peng Xuan, who was hit on the head with a wrench, also disappeared into the air.

The ten surviving people, you look at you, I look at me, all look incredible.

Just... it's over?

Just... it ended so funny?

Pit father!

They turned their attention to the culprit, Chu Tian, ​​who smiled lazily at everyone: "Don't thank me, go home early."

Crowd: …

After thanking Chu Tian, ​​everyone left the villa one by one. Finally, the three who walked out of the villa were Chu Tian, ​​Lin Huai and Ye Xian. Ye Xian looked at the twilight outside the house, thanked Chu Tian for the last time, and left.

At the gate, only Chu Tian and Lin Huai were left.

Lin Huai squatted on the ground, his eyes empty. Chu Tian just thought he was frightened by the **** scene, and squatted down to look at him: "Let's go, the game is over..."

"It's over..." Lin Huai muttered.

In the past, the rare and weak appearance of people with comparable skin made Chu Tian feel a little amused. He rubbed the other person's head, focusing on the hairline, and asked him, "Otherwise?"

"...I...I have more than 100 yuan left, and I haven't spent it all..."

Chu Tian felt amused: "It's over, don't worry about this anymore."

"The pajamas and T-shirts I bought... were also recycled by the game..."

"It's a happy event."

Lin Huai looked like he had lost an entire world, and his usually dark eyes were a little weak. Chu Tian squatted down to look at him and sighed: "I know you are very sad."

"Ok."

"I like the second dimension, and it is not a shame to regard the characters in the game as my dream lover." Chu Tian said, "When I was still a young boy, I also fantasized about marrying Saber when I grew up and reaching the pinnacle of my life. …”

"You... what did you say?"

Chu Tian looked at him as if he was looking at a middle-aged teenager who refused to walk out of his fantasy: "That guy in ancient costume is a character in a game, right? You like him very much?"

Lin Huai: …

"At that time, the person the ghost was looking at..." Chu Tian looked into his eyes, "Is that you?"

"How did you know him?" he asked vaguely.

Lin Huai: …

Lin Huai buried his head in his arms, and said dully: "Forget it, you don't understand."

Chu Tian said: "I understand, my emotional experience is much richer than yours..."

Lin Huai asked him, "Oh? What's the matter?"

Chu Tian snapped his fingers: "Seven or eight, what is Qigong Zhiyin, Wuhe Qinli, Fengsaka Dahe, Ling Bo Li, Su Mucheng, Lu Xueqi..."

They are all two-dimensional characters and novel characters! This guy is a dead man!

Lin Huai didn't want to talk to him anymore. Chu Tian added: "For the first time, it's normal to have this kind of reaction. It'll be good if you get used to it."

After speaking, he added: "Generally speaking, newcomers are under a lot of pressure. It's already a good performance for you to do this. When you go back to school, go to websites like xxxxhub to take care of your body and mind..."

Lin Huai: "What hub?"

Chutian said: "github, the heaven for monks, suitable for self-cultivation, Amitabha."

Lin Huai: …