Why Can’t I Play Games

Chapter 38: The game is on sale!

  Chapter 38 game released!

  Liu Ruohan feels his lungs are exploding!

  The first level of the game, the first scene is that the purple muscled protagonist rushes into the place and beats the horses fiercely!

  Especially when beating an ugly and ugly-looking horse like a Virgin, the muscular protagonist instantly exudes a domineering aura, and the attack speed and movement speed are doubled...

   can even pick up a rock on the ground, smash the head of the Virgin horse, and then a series of keyboard combos!

  The Virgin Horse?

right!

   is the horse that blames the puppy!

  In addition to revising some vocabulary, it almost copied the content of the dialogue between Liu Ruohan and Zhang Yang...

   "Boom" "Boom!" "Boom!"

  The purple muscle protagonist rushed over, just like a slap in the face, this game is full of shock...

   is almost punchy!

and!

  What makes people speechless is that all this is automatic operation of the game!

  Yes, the first level is the tutorial level. Liu Ruohan hardly needs to move the keyboard and mouse, and the protagonist inside can automatically hit people.

   Liu Ruohan stared!

  She was so angry that she almost smashed the computer and kept stomping her feet in the office!

  Exposure...

  Publish! !

this moment…

  She almost swallowed Zhang Yang!

  Why should I rent your server!

Why!

  ………………

  "Awei Mobile".

  Boss Wang Wei turned on the computer as soon as he finished downloading.

  Then...

  He entered the game.

  "Huh? Is this game connected to the game of "Desert Bike"?"

  After entering the game, he saw a scene that made him stunned.

   Then, after passing the novice tutorial level, he controlled the protagonist to enter the next game scene.

  The next game field seems to be a bus.

  There is no dialogue in the bus.

  However, they saw a big Han horse with his upper body naked, lying on his back and taking off his socks...

  There was still a trace of poisonous smoke on his feet, and the surrounding audience seemed to have expressions of disgust. An old man seemed to be repeatedly discouraging, but this big Han horse turned a deaf ear...

  On the other side, a young horse was making a loud call. The phone was full of swear words such as "***", and the saliva spurted across the hair on the front seat like rain.

  Not far away, there are young horses eating, and after eating, throwing garbage, there are flies around him...

  There are also a few weird-looking young horses smoking cigarettes, spitting out smoke rings at the passengers in front of them from time to time, with a smug look on their faces...

  There is also an old man carrying a big horn, and the sound is playing from the horn. The surrounding passengers are covering their ears and it seems painful, but he is enjoying it!

  There is also a female horse in a weird dress, scolding the bus driver and grabbing the steering wheel of the bus driver.

  Wang Wei saw this scene...

  He was shocked!

  He has taken a bus.

  Although everyone's quality has generally improved, and everyone is very polite, but occasionally we still encounter some messy low-quality situations.

  In fact, in reality, in such a situation, many people are rushing to do more than less. Anyway, forbearance will pass.

  However, I was a little depressed in my heart, daring to be angry but not talking, let alone doing it.

  And this game...

  All these chaos are gathered together.

  Wang Wei controls the protagonist, and rushes into these strange and chaotic people...

   Stubbornly grabbed the naked horse that took off his socks, and slapped it over. After the fan was finished, it was an extremely quick and clean combo.

  These people rushed to beat the protagonist, knocking out some blood, but the protagonist burst into air, his muscles swelled, and exuded even more amazing power. He picked up the table, chair, and stool, and slammed...

  Especially facing the woman horse who was beating and scolding at the driver, the protagonist picked it up and threw it out the window...

  Wang Wei feels that the whole body is very cool!

  Moreover, this game is very detailed!

  At first, the car was skewed and unstable, but after the fight was thrown out the window, the whole car stabilized.

  Then...

  The bus drove smoothly to the destination and came to a street.

  Wang Wei was pleasantly surprised to see his "Awei Mobile Phone" shop, which was presented in the game in its original form. There is even a glasses horse that looks exactly like himself selling mobile phones...

  And on the street...

  ………………

  "This is the story of the game we designed, have you seen it? That bus, he is No. 304 in our dormitory, this is an easter egg, haha!"

   "There is also this passenger named Lin Dong!"

  "This is called King City!"

   "Oh my God, this is me, this is me..."

  "Not only did I get a bonus, I also got this easter egg..."

   "Surprise, hurry up and post a screenshot online!"

   "It was cut long ago!"

  "..."

  Yanjing Vocational College.

  304 in the dormitory.

  Several young people yelled in surprise, and one after another sent their easter eggs to the post bar.

  For a time, Tieba Fryer is usually very lively, and the enviable reply of many people makes them feel a little airy...

  They continue to play the game.

  On the road next to Ah Wei’s phone.

  They saw a few young horses who seemed to be urinating everywhere...

  They controlled the protagonist, and rushed to the front without saying a word, just a violent punch.

   "Yo, you urinate and defecate wherever you want, dare you to resist?"

  "..."

  After seeing the villain suddenly turned his head and resisted, all the dormitory brothers were taken aback, and then suddenly manipulated the protagonist, making a flamboyant combo...

  After finishing the **** horse, a car appeared on the road and crashed into the protagonist and knocked the protagonist into the air. Through the glass of the car, a bearded horse was drinking while holding a wine bottle and laughing.

  "Aeration, yes, aeration will do him!"

   "There seems to be a gas tank next to it!"

"right!"

   "This guy's car seems to have stopped!"

   "Wait, is he trying to escape?"

"Grass!"

  "..."

  In the dormitory.

  A few young people stared at the gas tank next to them, and then manipulated the protagonist to pick up the gas tank and smash it into the car!

  Boom!

  The car exploded!

  The bearded horse picked up the bottle from the exploding car and rushed out, stabbing the protagonist severely...

   "Fuck him!"

   "Fuck, you are drunk driving and hitting someone, and you are ready to escape. Are you still reasonable?"

   "Dare to fight back?"

"Grass!"

  In the dorm!

  A few young people stared at the computer, gritted their teeth with anger, and rushed in...

  ………………

the other side.

  Shen Yi is also playing this game.

but…

  The plot he saw was.

  "Suhang, you son-in-law, from now on, get me out of the Yun family!"

"Why?"

  "You trash son-in-law, you still have the face to ask why? Our Yun family is about to be upgraded to a noble family, you...you are simply ashamed of us!"

   "You wait for me, Hedong for thirty years, Hexi for thirty years...I won't pretend!"

  "..."

  The purple muscle protagonist rushes into a house.

  After that, I saw everyone laughing at him, scolding him...

  After seeing the purple muscle protagonist violently aerate again...

  Shen Yi's eyes are almost staring out!

This is…

  Which ghost came up with the novel plot?

  This also works?

  (End of this chapter)

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