Why Can’t I Play Games

Chapter 24: New game Mad Flat Grass Mud Horse!

  Chapter 24 The new game Mad Flat Grass Mud Horse!

   "We are ordinary people."

   "We will encounter many things in reality that we are unable to do but have to endure."

   "A lot of things are really disgusting..."

  "You can't wait to clenched your fists, wait for them to be smashed with a fist, and spit a few more mouthfuls..."

  "For example, the parents of a bear child, for example, the Virgin in a TV series, for example, the bald boss..."

   "But, in the end, we can only hold back, we can't vent, because we are civilized people, gentle people..."

   "I believe that not only us, but also many players are like this!"

  "I always think that games are another world. Many people who have been tortured to death by reality, come to the game and are eager to give vent..."

  "Now, we provide them with a platform for venting!"

   "We do a venting game for their needs!"

  "……"

Morning.

  In the office.

  Zhang Yang holding the projector, chewing gum, introducing his original intention of designing this game.

yesterday……

The news of   Xiong’s child and the comments of many netizens below made him feel a little quake in his mind.

  He suddenly thought of a small web game in the original world.

  The name of that little game is "Kuangbian Kids".

  When he was in junior high school, in computer class, he used to play that game.

  Although from his current point of view, the game is really LOW, even without any technical content, but at that time, he was very happy and very happy.

  In fact, that game does have a certain amount of weight in the hearts of some players, and the overall traffic is quite a lot.

Then!

this moment……

  He has a bright mind!

  If you use the fighting game template of "Kuangbian Kids", coupled with some real-life plot plots, then...

Will    produce an alternative decompression effect?

  What kind of role will a lot of people hate?

  "The Virgin Mary, green tea, male girlfriends, leading bosses, bear children, whistleblowers, mothers-in-laws who demand high prices..."

  There are too many characters like this...

  Follow these characters according to the template of "Kuangbian Kids"!

So……

  There is always one, which can be substituted into the player’s vent point!

   "Mr. Zhang, what is the name of this game?" Zhao Hang stared at the text narration on the projector, suddenly something strange, and then subconsciously asked.

  "This game is called, mad flat grass mud horse!"

  "……"

   After hearing this name, Zhong Chongwen who was drinking water instantly sprayed.

  He looked at Zhang Yang dementialy, and stammered: "Zhang, Mr. Zhang, this name, this, will it harmonize with...? Why, it sounds like a curse?"

"Disharmony! And it's very problematic. In fact, we can pull the road from "Desert Bike" and replace all the characters in the game with horse templates. I have considered it seriously. These horses have bald leading horses. , There are bear-like bear-child horses, there are long-haired parent horses, and there are Virgin Glory horses..."

  "They are all at the end of the desert road. The horses on the grassland smelling the fragrance of the soil, why are they cursing?"

  "……"

  Zhong Chongwen, Zhao Hang, and Ge Yumiao, who just came in, when Ge Dashen heard the words of Zhang Yang, he only felt the buzzing of his brain.

"The name of the game, we must first have a sense of humor, so that people can’t remove their eyes when they look at it, and the core of the game also needs to have a sense of humor... Of course, since it is a decompression game, we start with the game name and decompress it. How many people hold back With such a sentence, can't you scold me?"

  Zhong Chongwen, Zhao Hang and the others could not hear what Zhang Yang was talking about at this moment.

  In the humble meeting room, suddenly fell into a moment of silence.

  The brains of everyone at the conference table are blank.

  The game we want to develop...

  Is this game?

  The silence did not last long, and they heard a door opening.

  Then "General Manager of Marketing" Wu Zhuang opened the door, holding a copy of the data.

  "How much attention did the post have?"

  "The attention is over ten thousand!"

"Oh?"

  Zhang Yang took the data, with a smile like that on his face.

  Then...

  He turned his head and looked at the people who were looking demented.

  "Have you seen it? Comrades, it will be too late if you don’t run! Comrades, this is what the people want, what the people like to see, and when permitted by law, we firmly support it!"

  "……"

  "……"

  In the meeting room, Zhang Yang was very excited, and seemed to be always full of energy.

  Zhao Hang swallowed.

  Somehow, he felt like he had fallen into the pit.

Just at this time……

   "Old Zhao!"

  "Zhang who is here..."

   "I have an art idea, what do you think of this? Can it be made out?"

  "……"

  Zhao Hang looked up and looked at the crooked "bald horse" on the projector.

  Zhao Hang opened his mouth.

  He swears!

  This should be the ugliest design among the art stickers I made!

   "Ahem, ahem, I may not be a good painter myself, but we are using this similar design. Can you do this?"

  "Ms. Zhang, yes..." Zhao Hang withdrew his gaze.

  I only feel that my eyes are too hot.

   "The villain must be ugly!"

   "Of course, a decent character doesn't need to be too handsome or beautiful, just look at it. Such a template can be designed in two days, right?"

"can……"

  “There are also some weapons such as gas canisters, knives, gloves, etc. Anyway, the more common and commonly used things at home, can you draw them?”

"can……"

  Zhao Hang nodded, but he still didn’t look at the few spicy eyes on the projector.

  Then...

  Zhang Yang looked at Zhong Chongwen, general manager of the design department.

   "Old Bell, we use the idea of ​​breaking through..."

  "……"

  In the big meeting room.

  Zhang Yang is posting a task.

  After the meeting, Zhang Yang did not disband immediately, but checked the electric car online.

  Then...

  "I will equip each of you with an electric car!"

  "……"

  …………………………………………

  Noon on June 27th.

  Liu Ruohan passed by Dadi Technology Exhibition Hall, Shengteng Technology Network Technology and other game companies in Yanjing respectively.

  She roughly knows the current status of these companies in China, and she probably knows what kind of status they are currently in.

  In fact...

  In her mind, she feels not too optimistic.

  Dadi Technology’s "War of Warcraft" is coming fiercely and indestructibly...

  There is also the background of the previous "Interstellar Mission", the trend of faintly king at this moment.

  Shengteng Network has changed the bottom of the new version. Relying on the number of Qdog users, it seems that there is an operation of copying whoever makes a hit...

  Wrangler Technology’s "Dragon OL" has been involved in a wrangling lawsuit with Sheng Teng for a long time.

  It seems...

  It will always be Wrangler Technology that loses...

   Liu Ruohan suddenly became serious.

  Just when she was about to contact Liu Yun and Liu sister, saying that she was in China...

  She heard the sound of a loudspeaker.

  She turned her head subconsciously...

  "Universe Technology, Universe Technology is officially calling for new game plot scripts!"

  "Once the script is quoted, you will get a bonus of up to 10,000 yuan!"

  "Integrity management, childishness and no deception!"

  "Universe Technology, Universe Technology, welcome netizens and the people to cooperate together..."

  "If you need a business advertising agency, please contact 13586******……"

  "……"

  She saw several young people riding electric bikes, coquettishly carrying horns on the streets and driving by the side of the street...

  (End of this chapter)

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