Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-03-05

Chapter 99 New Year’s Eve Fireworks

Twelfth lunar month 29, evening.

Professor Chen and Lawyer Wei haven’t come home yet. I think they are having a good chat with their friends, or they are trapped in the enthusiasm of their friends and will not come back until dinner.

The four juniors are stroking hot and sour noodles at home.

The hot and sour noodle soup made by Chen Shu is fragrant, sour and spicy, and the whole room is full of sourness when one end comes out. The fat intestines don’t need to be added for money, and they are paired with tender bean sprouts.

Chen Banxia sighed while eating, the younger brother is really good at eating.

I was a little wronged by Qingqing and Xiaoxiao, and they came over to eat hot and sour noodles with me during the Chinese New Year, which should have been delicious from mountains and seas.

No way, who told me that I wanted to eat hot and sour noodles a few days ago.

Although I can’t remember when I said it, maybe it was in my sleep?

At the same time, Chen Banxia also had the most cutscene —

I was burned for a while, obviously I could forcibly endure it with the physique of the cultivator, but I wanted to shout twice. After a while, he choked again and coughed. After a while, I asked the younger brother to pull a piece of paper for her. Her mouth was very precious, and she couldn’t get a little oil on it.

Qingqing is very quiet, small mouth and slow taste.

The evening news is playing on the TV in the living room, describing the grand scene of the New Year in various places.

Chen Shu turned a deaf ear and only watched small videos.

Yujing youth: “Qingshanling sword pigs are flooding again. Do you know that in Yujing? Recently, the relevant departments have received more than 200 reports about ‘jian pigs destroying crops’. Phone, and in the past two months, there have been four incidents of sword pigs wounding people near Qingshanling. Now the hunting week is approaching, are you ready to come to Yujing to participate in a legal hunting and eliminate harm for the people?”

Imperial Capital broadcast: “The New Year is approaching, and the official announcement said, Your Majesty will go to Xinzheng Temple to celebrate the New Year’s head time it takes to burn a stick of incense, then Yu’an Temple will be empty, this year Who can win the top incense of Yu’an Temple?”

Yuan Prefecture Observation: “Bai City has completely lifted the ban on large-scale spiritual power fireworks, are you a cultivator? Can you master pyrotechnics? Please enjoy Show it.”

Why is it all this thing?

Chen Shu, after scrolling down a few articles, finally found what he normally likes to watch.

Old house renovation;

Old things renovation;

The elderly blind date;

XX catch the sea;

Others country life.

“Suck it!”

Chen Shu glanced ahead.

The little girl held the bowl in one hand and the chopsticks in the other, sucked the last few mouthfuls of hot and sour noodles, the powder’s tail swayed, and a drop of oil splashed into her eyes.

It makes me sad to see it.

But she was still expressionless, she blinked her eyes hard, trying to relieve the irritation in her eyes, the effect was obviously not good, so she kept blinking, even so, she refused to reach out and rub it, it was strange. Strange.

Two hours later.

Professor Chen and Lawyer Wei came back, smelled the vinegar in the room, and asked them what they had for dinner, Chen Banxia said hot and sour noodles, and Lawyer Wei frowned said she didn’t know how to bring younger brother younger sister Go out and eat something good.

Chen Banxia felt very guilty.

Qingqing and Xiaoxiao also left immediately.

Chen Shu took a bath and lay on the bed.

Open the ancient repair group.

Green Cabbage Cocoa: Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve, what are you doing?

Grandma always said: Just shaved

“?”

Your shaved beard!

Chen Shu scratched his head.

Green vegetables and cocoa: I don’t usually shave at night, right?

Grandma always said: What’s the matter? Lao Tzu likes to shave at night, who stipulates that it can’t be done?

Grandma always said: I am in charge of my beard!

Grandma always said: You le, what are you doing?

Chen Shu looked at the news and thought, this person seems to want to compete with me.

How can I be tricked by you?

Green Cabbage Cocoa: I went out to dye my hair in the afternoon, and the dyed gradation purple is the kind that normally looks black but turns purple in the sun. Then my best friend insisted on taking me out to make a nail, and show you the nails I made

Green Cabbage Coco: [Picture]

Green Cabbage Coco: Sugar Mirror Style

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Grandma always said: Ghosts are obsessed with sun eyes

Unknown person: Good-looking!

Zhao Yeqing: Good-looking hands

Vegetable Cocoa: I also feel /shy

Zhao Ye Qing: /Smile

Green Vegetable Cocoa :/Doubt

Grandma always said: I’ll translate it for you, which means you are an idiot

Green vegetables and cocoa:/Smile

Grandma always said:/Smile

Green Cabbage Coco: It’s almost New Year’s Eve, does anyone want to send me a red envelope? I used Grandma’s Senior Brother’s last name in exchange/smile

Grandma always said: ?

Grandma always said:/It’s very bald

Grandma always said: How the hell did you know?

Grandma always said: Don’t believe it, it must be fake!

Green Cabbage Coco: The group owner will help me testify to @Overwhelming Righteousness Qi

Overwhelming Righteousness Qi: Yes

Grandma always said:? ? ?

Zhao Ye Qing: Cheaters

Gate of Many Wonders: [Exclusive Red Packet: Happy New Year]

Unknown Person: [Exclusive Red Packet: Happy New Year]

Let’s call Luo Huai’an: [Exclusive red envelope: Happy New Year]

Green Lantern Ancient Buddha: [Exclusive red envelope: Happy New Year]

Grandma always said: Are you a monk coming to join in the fun?

Ancient Buddha of Green Lantern: Amitabha, this poor monk just wants to wish the green vegetable donor a happy new year

Green vegetable cocoa: Master you give the least

Old Buddha of Green Lantern : Amitabha, the green vegetable donor, you and I have a predestined relationship with the Buddha, and I will burn incense sticks for you at Xinzheng Temple during the New Year

Green Vegetable Cocoa: Master I want the head column incense

The ancient Buddha with green lights :@Overwhelming Righteousness Qi

Qing Deng Ancient Buddha: this poor monk reported that she and Your Majesty grabbed the top spot

Green vegetables and cocoa:  …

Green vegetables Coco: Any more?

Green Cabbage Cocoa: Did you have a private chat without me?

Grandma always said: Is it necessary for you to have a private chat with so many fucking people?

Grandma always said: What’s the difference between talking in the group?

Green Cabbage Cocoa: What about your red envelope, the group owner?

Overwhelming Righteousness Qi: /nibbling melon seeds

Green vegetables cocoa: /I’m sorry

Green vegetables and cocoa invited Gate of Many Wonders, unknown people, just call Luo Huai’an. , Qing Deng Gu Buddha, Overwhelming Righteousness Qi chat alone.

Grandma always said: let Lao Tzu in

Grandma always said to apply for joining.

Grandma always says apply to join.

Grandma always said: Let me see your face

Grandma always said to apply for joining.

Green Cabbage Coco: He is frantically applying to join

Gate of Many Wonders: Ignore him

Green Lamp Ancient Buddha: Amitabha, benefactor, don’t ask Moji

Overwhelming Righteousness Qi:/nibbling melon seeds

Green vegetables and cocoa: Zhang

Overwhelming Righteousness Qi:/nodded

Exit private chat .

Zhang Yogurt was a little lonely outside. Others exposed her identity and didn’t let her see it. She could only wait for the result outside. This kind of feeling is like a suspect who is waiting for a sentence but is not even qualified to go to court. I don’t know what people say about her inside, not to mention how uncomfortable it is.

Have to chat with “Zhao Yeqing”.

Grandma always said: This group is full of idiots, don’t you think? @赵夜清

Grandma always said: My mind is not clear

Grandma always said: didn’t expect there is another normal person besides me in this group, alas, I too It’s a relief, right, your man or woman?

Grandma always said: Why don’t you talk?

Grandma always said: /Crazy/Crazy/Crazy

Gate of Many Wonders: People ignore you

Grandma always said: /Expression Complicated

Chen Shu came out to see this scene and couldn’t help shaking his head secretly, what a pity.

Turn off your phone and fiddle with fireworks for a while.

Also called pyrotechnics, pyrotechnics and the like.

Daily Cultivation.

When I woke up, it was New Year’s Eve.

It was time to get busy after breakfast. Chen Shu didn’t dare to hand over the cooking power of the “New Year’s Eve” to Lawyer Wei, so he had to do it himself – after listing the dishes to be prepared, one day Going out to buy groceries early in the morning.

Chen Banxia is a good coolie.

Back home and busy in the kitchen.

Stay on it all morning.

After lunch, there was a moment of leisure in the afternoon, Chen Shu was dragged out by Chen Banxia to fly a kite.

There are many parks or uninhabited meadows in Jinghai, and there are many kite flying and fishing all year round, which is very suitable for playing.

As the Chinese New Year approaches, there are more and more people on the streets, food stalls are set up everywhere, the smoke is lingering, and the streets are full of fragrance, which is a rare sight to see in normally.

Since the siblings played until half-afternoon, they almost had to come back to prepare dinner.

Tired and fulfilled.

7pm, after dinner.

When I came to the street again, the usual traffic was just a little bit larger, but now it can be called a vast crowd. In front of almost every food stall, there are a large number of citizens queuing to buy, selling lanterns, toys, luminous headwear, and counterfeit medicines, which is very lively. Colorful lanterns are shining everywhere, and big red lanterns are hung at the entrance of each store. On the contrary, the street lights have dimmed a little, and the atmosphere of the Chinese New Year is well set off.

Chen Shu took the phone and found Ning Qing, Xiaoxiao and Taozi who were waiting at the entrance of the mall.

“Go!”

Chen Shu asked Chen Banxia to cross the road.

Four people and one cat met, but they did not go to the lively square, nor the popular commercial street, nor the ancient city, but walked in the opposite direction of the ancient city.

That is, go in the direction of the cube.

Chat as you walk and enjoy the night view.

Tonight’s street lights are only half as bright as usual, but the lake is full of all kinds of colorful lights, including plants and flowers, cartoon images, modern creations, and more famous characters in history. And a large alien lamp. This year, compared with last year, there are more cultural relics unearthed in the cube, as well as many lanterns with lantern riddles or cultural allusions, which can also attract many citizens to stop and watch and discuss.

In addition to the big red lanterns on the street lights and in front of the shops, the road along the lake is illuminated brightly lit.

Chen Shu watched while walking, and also bought four hand-held lanterns by the roadside, colorful, with beautiful pictures on them, one for each person. Qingqing is actually not interested in these things at all, but he can only be forced to open the business.

It’s getting darker and darker.

I don’t know when, the first fireworks burst into the night sky and exploded.

The sound is like thunder.

Peach was taken aback.

And the colorful light of the densely packed overhead exploded like a complete dandelion, illuminating the entire sky, and then gradually extinguished for a few seconds.

This is a spiritual power firework.

There was a chaotic sound of surprise around him.

Immediately, the fireworks seemed to have triggered a chain reaction, and the whole city suddenly boiled—innumerable flames shot into the sky. Chen Shu, a cultivator, could feel the spiritual power contained in it. After they flew a certain distance, they exploded one after another in the sky.

“Boom boom boom…”

The sound of explosions can be heard incessantly.

The sky is now multi-colored, and there is no need for any lights on the ground.

“Hurry up!”

Chen Shu shouted, speeding up.

The other three and one cat quickly followed.

Walking along the lake, it didn’t take long to leave the city, walking through a lake bay in Jinghai, all around gradually became deserted.

The sound of fireworks in the city has also become a little farther.

But this place is opposite the ancient city, and it is also far away from the downtown area. When they crossed the plank road to the lake, the fireworks exploded over the distant city and the ancient city. Into a piece, they are clearly received in the eyes.

The fireworks are extremely bright, blooming in the night sky, and also blooming in the quiet Jinghai Lake. If you drink two more glasses of wine at night, you may not be able to tell the difference between the sky and the water.

How can we call Chinese New Year without fireworks?

(End of this chapter)