Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-03-05

Chapter 78 Two people (8 is better to support)

Zhang yogurt sit cross-legged on the bed, with two cross-legged on the lap Handle long sword:

The shape of the handle is simple and exquisite. The scabbard and hilt are made of wood, supplemented by the leather of Sea Beast, which is engraved with exotic animal patterns and embedded with rare gems.

A smooth shape, made of metal, no scabbard.

Zhang Yogurt closed his eyes with a rare solemn expression.

“weng weng!”

The vibration of the phone startled her.

Zhang Yogurt opened his eyes instantly, picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was news from the group.

The awe just now disappeared.

She couldn’t help but want to laugh out loud. She finally took a picture of her roommate and sent it to the group, just to slap this junior sister in the face. As a result, the junior sister kept pretending to be dead and didn’t reply. But it suffocated her.

The junior sister finally sent a message.

Qingcai Coco: Grandma Senior Brother, sorry, something happened before

Qingcai Coco: Grandma Senior Brother Your girlfriend is in good shape, looking at this dress, she must be a very gentle person Let’s go

Green vegetables and cocoa: I still have cats. I heard that people who keep cats are very loving

“ah ha ha ha…”

Zhang yogurt I couldn’t help but laugh out loud in the room.

This silly little junior sister really thought she was a man! I really thought it was her girlfriend! It’s all fake! hahaha, I can’t wait to see the expression on the face of this little junior sister who is not enough brains and teased when she finds out the truth!

It must be wonderful!

Zhang Yogurt held back the laughter in his heart and typed quickly.

Grandma always said: Is it better than you?

Green Cabbage Cocoa: That’s not necessarily true, I’m also in good shape

Grandma always said: Who can’t brag?

Grandma always said: No picture, you say a chicken!

Green Cabbage Coco: The group owner is swearing again

Overwhelming Righteousness Qi: numb

Green Cabbage Coco: /ying ying ying

Green Cabbage Cocoa: Let me look for it

Grandma always said: /Support cheeks

Green Cabbage Cocoa invites you to chat alone.

“Don’t show it to others?”

Zhang Yogurt said to himself, and then clicked agree.

Green vegetables and cocoa: 【Picture】

Zhang yogurt clicked to view in a hurry.

It is a summer back photo.

The heroine in the photo is wearing slacks and retro shoes. The loose trousers still can’t hide the slender legs. The upper body is a white T-shirt, and the slightly smaller T-shirt outlines the waist and back. Curve, she is very tall, thin and straight, wearing a peaked cap, very simple dress, but she looks very comfortable, the whole person’s body looks very good temperament.

Damn! !

It’s as good as Ning Qing! !

Vegetable Cocoa: How am I in shape?

Grandma always said: It’s alright.

Green Cabbage Cocoa: Is she better than your girlfriend?

Grandma always said: I’m not as good as my girlfriend!

Green vegetables and cocoa: /laughing

Grandma always said: ?

Green Cabbage: Nothing

Green Cabbage: Grandma Senior Brother, what kind of person is your girlfriend? Is it gentle?

Grandma always said: It’s very gentle

Vegetable cocoa: It’s so good

Grandma always said: Don’t be envious, it’s definitely better than you

Green Cabbage Coco: Oh, my partner is too cold, he doesn’t say a word, he usually speaks like a toad, poking and jumping, not poking, not jumping

Grandma always said: My girlfriend likes to talk to me. I’m tired of talking so much every day

After typing this line, Zhang Yogurt glanced at his roommate who was sitting beside him reading a book, and felt a little uncomfortable— —In fact, in the dormitory, she took the initiative to talk to her roommate, but the roommate didn’t necessarily pay attention to her. She was so lonely. How she wished that her roommate was really a chatterbox and would accompany her all day chirp chirp twitter twitter .

Now I have to speak ironically in the group.

It’s really complicated inside.

Continue typing to reply to the little junior sister.

At the same time, strange feedback came from spiritual sense——

I always feel that this roommate is reading a book on the surface, but he is actually looking at himself, but the roommate has been staring at the book, and occasionally Turn two pages.

That’s right—

Doesn’t this roommate usually read in the room? Why do you look like you ran into the living room today?

It’s weird.

……

Cocoa Green: Senior Brother, your girlfriend’s cat is also very beautiful. The cat owners are very loving, Senior Brother, please cherish her more

Green Cabbage Coco: speaking of which I also bought a cat before, and it is very cute, Aiya, I see Senior Brother, your girlfriend is feeding the cat with sausages, generally cats can’t eat this kind of heavy oil Salt food, how can elder sister be so careless, it will be very bad for the cat/worry

Green vegetables and cocoa: unlike me, I hope my cat is healthy and accompany me One hundred years old

grandma always said: /sluggish

green vegetables and cocoa: what’s wrong Senior Brother /doubt

grandma always said: no…

Grandma always said: The brain is a little bit unable to react…

Green Cabbage Cocoa: Aiya By the way, what is the name of the cat raised by the elder sister, I used to raise a peach

Grandma always said: also called peach/sluggish

green vegetable cocoa: what a coincidence

grandma always said: yes/sluggish

green vegetable cocoa: don’t say With Senior Brother, I’m going to apply a mask, alas, the daily maintenance steps are so troublesome, by the way, elder sister also skin care every day, right?

Grandma always said: Of course, it’s troublesome/sluggish

Green vegetables and cocoa: that’s it

Grandma always said:/sluggish

Qingcai Keke: But grandma, Senior Brother, you posted your girlfriend’s photo in the group, and also revealed so much information. Are you not afraid that we will investigate your true identity based on this?

Grandma always said: cut!

Grandma always said: Do you have this ability?

Green Cabbage Cocoa: I have…

Grandma always said: Trust you, if you can really investigate, I compliment you

Green Cabbage Coco: Then you wait.

Green vegetables and cocoa: when the time comes, don’t be angry

Grandma always said: angry? Why? By you?

Green Cabbage Cocoa: Screenshots

Grandma always said: /pouting

Chen Shu turned off Gu Xiuqun with a wonderful smile on his face, After calming down a little, he opened Fetion again.

Chen Shu: Is my Qingqing here?

Clearly: ?

Chen Shu: ? ?

Qing Qing: Yes

Qing Qing: Yes

Chen Shu: Is your roommate around?

Qingqing: In

Qingqing: Yes

Chen Shu: Go back to the room to start the video

Qingqing: good

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Qingqing: Wait a few minutes, I’ll go back to the bedroom to change the computer

A few minutes later, Qingqing made a video call to him.

After Chen Shu was connected, Qingqing’s face appeared on the screen, a very beautiful face, wearing the silk pajamas he had always wanted to touch.

“Good evening.”

“Good evening.”

“So playful?”

“I follow you Study.”

“What are you doing?”

“Reading.”

“Why don’t you read in the room? You didn’t say your roommate is annoying ?”

“Watching a joke.”

“What joke?”

“Nothing.” Qingqing pursed her lips, “She’s very annoying, But it’s fine when you get used to it, just like you.”

“…” Chen Shu thought she was weird, but continued to talk about this topic, “By the way, what’s your roommate’s name? ”

“Zhang’s yogurt.”

“Zhang’s yogurt? The yogurt of yogurt?”

“en. ”

“That’s what your name is?”

“en.”

“So sloppy?”

“She likes to be called grandma.”

“Is there anyone else who likes to be called grandma? Aren’t they afraid to be called old?”

“No.”

“Speak in one breath!”

“She just likes to be called her grandma by others, and doesn’t like to be called her grandma.” Ning Qing paused, “What she likes is the angry expression when she asks others to call her grandma. “

“How cheap…”

“I don’t know.”

“How tall is she?”

” About the same as me, a centimeter or two shorter than me.”

“Which department?”

“martial cultivator department.”

“What major?”

“Why do you ask so much?” Ning Qing narrowed his eyes slightly, “Are you interested?”

“Curious…” Chen Shu hehe smiled and scratched his head , “I think you will be with her for four years, and you get along well with her. I think she has the potential to become your good friend. As your boyfriend who is not in a relationship, I can’t be your friend. Do you understand?”

“Oh.”

Ning Qing looked at him blankly.

Chen Shu understands, she is going to add water to her basin again, and when the time comes she will be unlucky again.

I don’t know what will happen next time.

I’m still a little hopeful.

“Hang up.”

“en. “

The video call ends.

Chen Shu just remembered that I haven’t flirted with Qingqing today, so I sent another message to Qingqing——

Chen Shu: Qingqing I love you/kiss

Qingqing:……

Chen Shu: Reply to me soon

Qingqing: one sentence

Chen Shu: When will I go to bed?

Qingqing: Coming soon

Chen Shu: That pajamas you’re wearing again today

Qingqing: No way!

Chen Shu: ?

Qingqing: No way!

Chen Shu: I didn’t say anything at all!

Qingqing: I’m going to bed

Qingqing: Good night

Chen Shu: Show me a leg before going to bed

If nothing else, she It shouldn’t be replying again.

Chen Shu knew this too, he just wanted to tease her, so he grinned and turned off the phone.

Daily Cultivation.

Sleep.

The next morning—

Clearly retracted a message.

“bang!”

Chen Shu nearly smashed the phone.

“Ah!!”

It just splits! !

No matter how cold it is, Chen Shu lifted the quilt and sat up, grabbed his phone and typed frantically.

Chen Shu: What did you post! !

Chen Shu: Post it again! !

Chen Shu: I didn’t see it! !

Chen Shu: /Crazy/Crazy/Crazy

Qing Qing: Early

Chen Shu: Early? ?

Chen Shu: Who wants to hear from you! Hurry up and show me what I posted yesterday!

Qingqing: Have you woken up?

Chen Shu: Are you listening to me?

Qingqing: Get up, you have class today

Chen Shu: /Crazy

Qingqing: go to my place in the afternoon

Chen Shu: Don’t go! ! ! You are so annoying! ! !

Qingqing: Then I will wait for you at home

Chen Shu: Come pick me up/go crazy

Qingqing: OK

Qingqing: Yes

Chen Shu: /complicated expression

“Alas…”

Chen Shu sighed, after making a fuss, his spirit became Good, no more sleepiness.

It’s just that it still hurts.

It feels like a loss of 100 million.

Here comes the question –

What the hell did Qingqing send?

Based on what Chen Shu knew about her, there is a high probability that she actually posted a leg photo. Because she was extremely sure that Chen Shu couldn’t receive that message, just like she was sure that Chen Shu could take a bath beside Chen Shu if she couldn’t wake up. She has never been disdainful of cheating.

If I woke up at that time…

If I had received the news…

Although I knew I couldn’t fight the Secret Sect cultivator, Chen Shu couldn’t bear it Live in mind.

What if…

What if she made a mistake…

The more I think about it, the more angry I get! The more angry the more think!

Is this the revenge for this time full of water?

How cruel.

Meng Chunqiu’s voice came from outside the balcony: “Brother Chen, why are you screaming so early in the morning? It woke me up…but what happened? Say it, maybe I can solve it for you , we’re all roommates, it’s ok.”

“It’s fine.”

“Don’t be rude.”

“…”

“Alas…”

Meng Chunqiu left silently outside the window.

Martial Body class in the afternoon.

Chen Shu calmed down, pulled the bowstring, and aimed at the target ten meters away.

Don’t look at the ten-meter target, which sounds very close. In fact, it is quite far for beginners. Many people start with the five-meter target.

However, Chen Shu is a third rank cultivator and a third-stage Martial Artist. Although the skill of archery is not easy for him to play immediately, the improvement of the body by Cultivation is very important for archery. Said it was still helpful.

“Shoot!”

The arrow slid out like a dragon-like, swaying left and right but maintaining a fixed trajectory, and instantly got into the middle of the ten-meter target.

“Beautiful!”

A male classmate in the same class shouted.

Chen Shu laughed at him and continued to draw the bow.

This bow is so light, maybe 15kg, even a strong ordinary person who has never trained or learned to draw a bow can draw it. For him, every time he draws a bow, it seems like a The air is pulled like a child’s toy, and there is even the idea of pinching and pulling with two fingers.

“Shoot!”

Ten arrows are fired, all ten rings.

Change to the next classmate.

Chen Shu then received a message.

Qingqing: look back

Chen Shu looked back and saw a tall woman holding a full helmet and a 3/4 helmet in her hand, standing at the entrance of the stadium, quietly. Watch him silently.

Chen Shu suddenly smiled.

First go over and say to the teacher: “teacher, I have finished my three rounds of practice today, my girlfriend is coming to me for dinner, can I go first?”

The teacher turned back A glance, waved at him.

Chen Shu trotted towards Qingqing, took the 3/4 helmet from her hand, and kept pushing and shoving her while walking out, pestering her to ask her to re-send the photo to him. .

At first, Qingqing chose to practice meditation on a temporary basis. He didn’t listen and didn’t pay attention, walking each minding their own business, but soon he couldn’t help but say to him:

“The fish in Changhu Lake is the same as what you said.”

“Don’t change the subject!”

“The new species cultivated by the Institute of Biology, I heard it is delicious, the meat is good Delicate and delicious, you can’t eat it outside.”

“I want to see a leg photo!”

“But the school canteen can eat it for free once a year.”

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“I don’t listen I don’t listen!”

“When the time comes come to our school to eat fish.”

“Then you must remember to call me…”

“en. ”

Walking and biking alone are indeed faster.

But if you go around to Yujing Academy and pick up Chen Shu, I’m afraid it will be more interesting, right?

(End of this chapter)