Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-05-12

Chapter 329 Horror and cuteness are just a thought

There is no desire to sleep on an autumn afternoon.

Chen Shu was lying on the edge of the sofa with his clear thighs on his head, holding a mobile phone and swiping a small video.

Yingjie Bodhisattva became a Buddha in the early morning yesterday, just in time for the Mid-Autumn Festival, and now the world is full of news about his old man.

As soon as Chen Shu opened the software, he was him, and after that, he even wrote a few posts. The major official media and self-media scrambled to publish it, rubbing off the popularity of his old man.

It’s been an hour now, but I still get it occasionally.

You can see how hot this thing is.

Of course, countries have not informed the people of the true existence of “Spiritual God”, and the “Spiritual God” here only stays at the level of belief. Even so, for the whole world, this is a great thing.

Buddhism, as one of the top sects and the two largest religions in Yi Country, is the oldest religion in the world, with many believers and distributed all over the world.

There are even believers in Eastern Continent Monster Race.

Hard power is strong, and religious power is also strong.

And the birth of the last Buddha in Buddhism was 800 years ago.

Eight hundred years, for ordinary people, is actually not much different from two thousand years. The birth of Yingjie Buddha means the arrival of another era of Buddhism. The Buddha statues in the center of temples all over the world will be replaced, and the objects worshiped by most believers will also be replaced. It is possible that the strategies and tendencies of the entire Buddhaism will also be adjusted accordingly. Become more conservative and possibly more aggressive.

Is there anything bigger than this?

Chen Shu swiped, suddenly thought of something, looked away from the phone screen and aimed at Qingqing who was reading:

“So now the world prediction line has been disturbed Is it?”

“en. ”

“Can you still do some reference?”

“Yes.”

“Isn’t this a good time for you to cultivate ‘fear’ and ‘fright’?”

“I will cultivate ‘compassion’ first.”

“Does it have to be in order?”

“No.”

“Then why did you cultivate ‘compassion’ first?”

“…”

Ning Qing’s He looked away from the page, lowered his head, and looked at him calmly: “teacher’s spiritual decline is getting worse.”

“Is that so…”

Chen Shu dragged the long tail, not knowing what to say for a while.

As Ning Qing’s boyfriend who is not in a relationship, he naturally knows about this Old Mister. However, birth, aging, sickness and death are things that no one can avoid. Chen Shu himself does not think that death is a terrifying or sad thing for people of this age. What terrifying is spiritual decline.

“Will you be sad?”

“When you’re sad.”

“Would you like me to comfort you?”

“As you like.”

“Oh…”

At this time, one silhouette came over with a water glass and went straight to the water dispenser.

“Goooooooo…”

The water dispenser kept bubbling.

Little girl stood by the water dispenser with her hips on her back, waiting for the water to fill up. She just cleaned the stone table for lunch, swept the floor, and took the clothes from the washing machine. Going to dry on the roof made her very tired.

“pa…”

little girl turned off the switch, picked up the water glass, raised her head and drank half a glass, then put the water glass back and continued to fill it up.

I then took the cup and walked upstairs slowly.

As for the two people on the sofa, she didn’t seem to see them at all, and she didn’t even look at them from the beginning to the end.

Not long after, Chen Banxia came in again.

“Aren’t you going to play in the afternoon?”

“Not going out.”

“Let’s go! Elder sister will take you to a movie!”

“Go with your little sister, I have to get you roasted rabbits in the afternoon.” Chen Shu was angry at the thought of this, this silly woman, every time she wants to eat either small dragon shrimp or snails, or Baked rabbits take a long time to clean up.

“…”

Chen Banxia frowned and warned him repeatedly: “You can’t be so fierce to the elder sister, be gentle, and respect the elder sister.”

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“Goodbye.”

“!”

Chen Banxia glanced outside quietly, the little sister was still sitting on the swing, so she probably didn’t hear the conversation inside, so she After adjusting his expression, he went out and said to the little sister who was looking at him, “I thought about it, I’d better leave Chen Shu at home to cook for us, we’ll just have to watch it.”

“Let them go together.”

“I don’t want them to go.”

Chen Banxia was serious, took Zhang Yogurt and left.

Chen Shu sighed in the living room, looked at Qingqing, and couldn’t help asking: “You said, why is there no normal family in this family?”

“Which family? Son?”

Ning Qing asked in a low voice.

“Chen Banxia, you, Xiaoxiao.” Chen Shu was helpless, “No one is normal except me.”

“What’s the problem?”

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“How do I know?”

“Look for the pattern.”

“The pattern…is it…”

Chen Shu got caught up in After thinking about it, he quickly got the answer: “Is there a problem with Bai City’s feng shui?”

“…”

Ning Qing looked at him and quietly extended the hand , took his mobile phone away from his hand with a swipe, as a punishment for saying that he was abnormal, then put the mobile phone in the other pocket of his trousers, ignored him, and continued to read.

“Give it back to me.”

Chen Shu backhanded and tried to get the phone back.

Without a cell phone, he’s going to die.

Ning Qing was silent and expressionless, just moved to the side and stretched out his hand to hold his hand, preventing him from doing what he wanted. The two sides started a silent confrontation.

“Forget it.”

Chen Shu, who had had enough of his legs, stood up and went to dinner.

Chen Shu bought two rabbits and four additional rabbit heads, for a total of six rabbit heads, plus two naked spotted fish.

The stall owner has already killed the rabbit and fish for him, but he has to clean it up again carefully, clean it up, and then taste and marinate it. Rabbit head should be marinated and fried in the afternoon, and then put it in the seasoning to let it taste slowly.

Ning Qing stopped reading and came to the kitchen to watch him cook.

“Do you think I’m handsome?”

“…”

“Don’t you want to steal your teacher to learn art?”

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“…”

“Say it earlier, I will teach you.”

“…”

“A dumb one.”

Chen Shu shook his head helplessly, as expected, none of them were normal.

When Chen Banxia and Zhang Yogurt came back after watching the movie, Chen Shu’s grilled rabbit and grilled fish were already out, and zi zi was dripping with oil.

The grilled fish is garlic-flavored, two roasted rabbits are spicy and cumin-flavored respectively, Chen Shu wears gloves to tear them into small pieces, remove the bones, then put them in a basin with wolf Tooth potatoes and seasonings of different flavors are mixed well, and two grilled rabbits are out of the oven.

The temperature of the spiritual power oven is much higher than that of the electric oven, so it can easily make the taste no less than charcoal grilled.

With the addition of six spiced and spicy rabbit heads, Secretary Ning heated up the leftovers at noon, and Chen Shu fried the leftovers into egg fried rice, which is tonight’s dinner.

Chen Banxia quickly came over and reached out to steal it.

In one bite, the roasted rabbit was fragrant, and the seasoning was just right. It was the young brother’s taste in her memory.

“Ah~~”

Chen Banxia showed an expression of enjoyment.

“Is it delicious?”

Zhang Yogurt looked at her eagerly.

Chen Banxia nodded heavily and took another piece to feed her.

“Wu!!”

Zhang Yogurt’s eyes widened instantly.

The roasted rabbit is very dry, the outer layer is crispy, close to the jerky, but it is full of meaty and burnt aroma. With the mixed seasoning, she has never tasted this kind of taste, and she is almost instantly smitten. conquered.

At this time, there was only one feeling in her mind-

“It turned out to be this flavor!”

When she first met Chen Shu in Qingshanling , At the time, she didn’t know that this person was Keke, a green vegetable. He and his roommate were eating spiced and spicy roasted rabbits. The phrase “extremely delicious” made her think about it for a long time, and now she finally tasted it.

It really is the ultimate flavor…

Zhang’s yogurt speechless.

Until she glanced out of the corner of the eye, she saw that Xiaoxiao had brought six rabbit heads.

The marinated rabbit head appears reddish-brown, covered in red oil and spices, with a hideous skull and two front teeth that look like the head of an alien or some kind of rare beast , a little scary.

“This is…”

“Spicy and spicy rabbit head, my favorite.” Chen Shu aimed at her, “Dare to eat it?”

“Can you eat it?”

“Sure! Why would I make it if you don’t eat it?”

“emmm…”

“Look It’s a bit terrifying, but as soon as you take a bite, it’ll look cute in your eyes.”

“I suspect you’re lying to me…”

Zhang Yogurt stared at Chen Shu warily.

Chen Shu saw the deep distrust in her eyes and couldn’t help frowned. As an honest and kind person, this was something he couldn’t understand.

“You can ask Chen Banxia, when I made it for the first time, Chen Banxia didn’t dare to eat it, and she almost cried. Later, she was not hovered between life and death in love.”

“!”

Chen Banxia immediately looked towards him and retorted: “Who is going to cry? Don’t talk nonsense!”

The rebuttal ended, for fear that Chen Shu would answer again , she immediately said to Zhang Yogurt: “But this rabbit head is really delicious, even better than rabbit meat. If you dare to eat it, we will have one. If you dare not eat it, I will eat two.”

“One person per person?”

Zhang Yogurt aimed at little girl and Qingqing, and said dully:

“They…also eat?”

“Of course.”

“…”

Zhang Yogurt is really unimaginable.

But within a few minutes, she saw Qingqing and Xiaoxiao put on gloves, and one of them took a rabbit head without saying a word and broke it in half. Tear off the meat and put it in the mouth, and the other directly gnaws and sucks out the sound.

Zhang Yogurt was taken aback for a moment.

“You dare not eat it?”

Chen Banxia glanced at the little sister: “Then I will eat it.”

At the same time, Zhang Yogurt caught a glimpse of The two roommates also raised their eyes and looked at her.

“Haha how is that possible!”

Zhang Yogurt maintained the image of fearing nothing in Heaven or Earth, picked up the disposable glove nervously, put it on his hand, and stretched his hand towards A rabbit head.

The rabbit’s head is hard to the touch and still warm.

Zhang Yogurt Brace oneself, imitating Qingqing and Xiaoxiao just now, breaking it in half and nibbling it close to his mouth——

Huh?

Huh? ?

Huh? ? ?

The rabbit head has long been marinated until it is soft and delicious, and the flavors of various spices are combined to form a perfect marinade without conflict. And this is probably the part with the highest fat content in the whole body of the rabbit. It has the delicious taste of rabbit meat, and it is not as firey as the meat on the body. With the soaking of red oil and spicy seeds, it is fragrant and spicy.

It’s so delicious! ?

The ferocious rabbit head suddenly became cute.

Zhang’s yogurt moves quickly and smoothly.

As usual, every time I come here to eat, it is another day to refresh the taste.

……

In late August, the moon is full and waning.

The meeting has begun.

The location is still the military academy, and even the martial stage is the one Chen Shu and Zhang Yogurt used a few months ago.

Chen Shu and Qingqing as group friends, although they did not sign up to participate, they still got the viewing rights, and they also brought Xiaoxiao and Taozi. I heard that those who participated in them had a meeting before the fight, probably to talk about the rules, choose opponents, and get to know each other.

Zhang Yogurt came back and told Chen Shu that there were two people from Beizhou and a tiger demon who kept asking them about him. Most of them were provoked by him and wanted to beat him up.

(End of this chapter)