When Humans Are the Strongest To Reincarnate Into Dogs

On the day when Wang Xu ran away, Limei and Ying Suo abandoned their bodies and used the jade of the four souls as a container to launch a forbidden technique, only to save their lives in a thrilling manner.

It was just that the consumption of triggering the forbidden technique was too great, causing them to sleep in the jade for a hundred years.

It's a pity that it's easy to get in, but it's hard to get out.

The jade of the four souls gave birth to self-consciousness, using the jade's interior as a closed domain, trying to trap them to death before slowly digesting them. If the witches hadn't entered the world of jade and made the right wish, they would have been eaten away by jade in at most a hundred years.

Fortunately in misfortune, they were liberated.

Fortunately, unfortunately, because the soul power is too weak, they can only continue to parasitize animals. Thus, the five hundred years from the Warring States Period to the modern era is simply the life history of Limei and Ying Suo.

For the first time, Limei parasitized a squirrel and Yan Suo parasitized a snake. They resolutely confronted the biological instinct, to no avail.

Limei bounced around the trees every day to pick pine cones, dig tree holes, and hoard food. Yan Suo soaked in water, burrowed holes in the ground, and caught mice every day. In the winter, the two meet to hibernate, but when Yi Suo passed out the sentence "Limei, you look delicious", the squirrel and the snake immediately parted ways, and they did not interact with each other!

After that, Limei became the longest-lived squirrel in the forest, lived for about ten years, and finally died of old age.

After "dead", Limei was parasitic on a rabbit, and at that time, Xi Suo was still a fat and thick forest rat snake.

When Limei found that the rabbit was a very unscrupulous animal, and even his "brothers" could get on it, he spread his limbs and fled to the west of the forest. On the same day, Yan Suo was stuck on a tree due to shedding, fell into the hands of a snake hunter and was caught to soak in wine.

See you in five years. Limei is eating grass, and Yan Suo is eating insects.

Lime: "How did you become a chicken?"

Ying Suo: "The power of the soul is too weak to be parasitic on humans, so I can only find a chicken to start."

He didn't say that he was arrested for soaking in wine, only that he was conspired by humans. To tell the truth, it was a pity that he didn't eat a bite of his own rat snake body.

Three months later, the rabbits and chickens were grilled on the fire, and it was fragrant.

The samurai boasted that this was the fattest rabbit and chicken they had ever eaten. They didn't know that there were two sparrows on the tree, staring at the roast chicken and the roast rabbit with very complicated eyes... They really didn't know that they could be so fragrant.

Three years later, two sparrows "died" from predation by eagles. At this time, they regained some strength, and immediately chose an animal that can eat meat to parasitize, and they won a litter of two black bears.

They really had a good life, but the good times did not last long. Creatures like bears are kings in the forest, but they are feasts in the eyes of monsters. Many monsters are too lazy to hunt animals with little flesh, so they stare at bears.

Within half a year, two little bears were placed on the dining table of the Ocelot clan.

Limei and Yan Suo: ...retribution?

They understand that being a big carnivore will not live longer. In order to realize the great cause of resurrecting the Nuo, it is better to continue to eat grass and eat insects.

Well, they paid too much for Su Nuo...

In the next hundred years, they have been ducks, pigs, and cats. They just don't want to be dogs. PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds for three hundred years, finally grown up, can be regarded as looking forward to dawn.

Yi Suo immediately took care of the Kamo family's sorcerer, and Limei was parasitic on a monk. The two of them had a life, and they ate and drank for a few days to avenge their 300 years of vegetarianism. Later, due to intemperate diet, the liver function of both of them deteriorated, and both of them had stones.

Died early.

After several decades of training, they learned how to be parasitic for the second time, and decided to recharge their energy and stay with them. Who knows how to steal their fingers as soon as the two planned, Oshima nuclear exploded.

Die earlier...

For the third time, Li Mei and Xi Suo have carved the word "Gou" into the bone marrow. They never forgot the great cause. However, in order to prevent the mid-way hiccups in the midst of starting a business, Li Mei buried Gou in the Shikoku Island incognito, so Xiu Suo simply changed his name. Got a gender in Utsunomiya.

They waited for Dadao curse spirits to grow, wait for the Tianyuan barrier to gradually erode, and wait for Liangmian Su Nuo to reappear in the world... Oh, in the early nineties, they saw Brother Dog on TV.

This hopeless life seems to have an endless tragedy. They almost forgot that the dog brothers are longevity!

Do not!

But it's all here. The days have to go on. In order to slurp up food, and to export bad anger, Limei simply picked up the pen and began to write a book as "returning to the old business".

He wrote about the first half of his life, what kind of literary and martial arts, good cooking, great wisdom and high talent, and finally after meeting the world's strongest warrior, "Su Nian", he knew the meaning of his birth in the world.

He was born to follow him! He exists to change the world with him!

At this point, the dream of "staying in the face" is his dream, and the other party's goal is his direction. However, the world was jealous of the talent, and the world besieged him because of fear of the power of his face. "Mei" ran around in order to save his beliefs, but was repeatedly blocked by the kennel.

They defeated evil in the name of justice, but in the eyes of Mei, there is no difference between good and evil, and some are just winning or losing.

His lord only lost this time, nothing more.

A short 100,000-character novel has all the distorted views, abnormal psychology, and regretful tragedy cast here. It must be a banned novel in another place. It is very popular on the Oshima, and it has printed 100,000 copies. There is even a comic of the same name.

Limei made money and was full of money, and was hailed as a dark horse in the literary world.

However, Xu has taught too many lessons in the past hundreds of years, and he has not neglected because of this, but has become more stable. After becoming famous, instead of showing up and not taking interviews, according to the editor, he was practicing in an unknown forest...

It was night, Yuanyi had finished reading "Me and the Dog" at his desk.

He did not make any comments, and only handed the book to Shashengwan. The latter took it, turning page after page. For a moment, Shashengwan raised his eyes and looked at Yuan. At this moment, silence is better than sound.

Shashengwan: "What are you going to do?"

"Unless he takes the initiative to show up, I can't find him." Yuan Yi said, "Moreover, it is very difficult to quietly kill a well-known writer in human society. But if he continues to let him survive, it may cause more The disaster."

Shashengwan: "Do you want to be nosy?"

"No, just forcing him to show up, let Wu be more alert, and know that there is such a person." Yuan Yi said, "Brother, unless others take the initiative to provoke me, I won't be nosy."

The killing pill nodded, and let Yuanyi act alone.

He thought that Yuan would go to Shikoku Island alone, tracking Limei's breath and frightening the opponent, forcing him to show up. But he never expected that the stupid brother went back to Inushan first and moved out all the ancient books that had been in the dust for seven hundred years.

The next day, the stupid brother brought fifty “experts” such as Yuya Jikuni, Kito Tokita, Masako Sanyashiki, etc., who were well-known in the industry, to translate and compile the ancient books. After a week, they published the contents in major newspapers and magazines. Internet, and reproduced another "Me and the Dog" story.

Wild history records that Inuyama lived with a mother and a child 700 years ago. The mother was a human and the child was a white dog and half demon. This child does have a brother who is a white dog, and there is indeed a teacher named Limei.

It's just that "Li Mei" is a blessed master. Once he gets up at night to go to the toilet, he is hidden by the head of the toilet.

This historical data is still recorded in the ancestors of the Stovemen family a few years later. It is reported that Limei once rescued the siblings of the Stovemen family. However, the brothers and sisters did not have time to repay, and they heard the tragedy of Limei being blamed by the puns.

Then, there is no more.

The craze that Limei's "Me and the Dog" was published after 100,000 copies collided with the ancient section of "Me and the Dog" compiled by Yuanyi, which caused an uproar for a while.

With complete historical data, of course everyone chose to believe in Yuanyi's version.

"It turns out that the original form of "Mei" is "Li Mei", and is still being blamed by the poop?"

"It's not good to be hidden by someone, and he was actually blamed by the toilet. Was he dragged in while going to the toilet? No... the hamburger in his hand suddenly didn't taste good."

"Mei's tall and tall image in my heart is broken. I originally wanted to follow Lord Sumian with him! But now I don't want to work with someone who is hidden in the toilet."

Public opinion is fermenting, and the comments have been praised and criticized, but there is no doubt that "Me and the Dog" has become popular again.

When Limei walked out of the old forest in the deep mountains, he went to the nearest guest house to retrieve the flip machine and luggage. After opening it, he saw that the mailbox had been jammed.

At a glance, he didn't pay attention to the reminders that were mostly for book printing and savings.

After taking a shower, he settled the bill and went out, and entered a newspaper in the habit of reading. Before long, he turned to the ancient Chinese version of "Me and the Dog" and saw Yuan's "Thanksgiving Gift" from him and the "gratefulness" of his brothers and sisters in the kitchen door.

[Limei was blamed by the toilet...]

Limei calmly closed the newspaper and opened it; closed it again and opened it again. In the next second, he violently got up from the park bench, tore the newspaper, slammed it to the ground with a "slap", and stepped on his feet vigorously.

"Damn Inuyasha!"

He is so regretful! Back then, I shouldn’t have gone to Inuyama to teach, and I shouldn’t have played with this half-demon idea. If it weren’t for this step, Master Su Nuo would have been resurrected a long time ago.

"Damn it! Damn it!"

But venting also depends on the occasion and the times. When Limei threw the newspaper away, a woman holding a broom stood beside him: "Littering is fined 500 yen."

"If you need me to clean up for you, you have to add 500 yen."

Lime:...

...

Yuan Yi didn't force Limei out, and the other party's whereabouts became even more weird. He seemed to be arguing with him. Not only did he fail to curb the book, he was becoming more and more blatant.

Half a year later, Limei created the book "Even if it is a dog monster, I have to prove it to you". The article detailed the story of a half-demon who continued to make girlfriends to prove his popularity and eventually cultivated into a generation of scumbags.

Yuanyi closed the book: "I'm not this kind of dog." The sense of substitution is very strong, and I'm getting angry!

Shashengwan:...

The messengers from the Western countries eventually found the newspaper that helped Limei publish. However, according to the editor, Limei never showed up. Both manuscripts and illustrations were mailed from different locations, and he was very careful.

The messenger returned without success.

Xu knew that someone had looked for him, and Li Meian had been born for a while.

However, after Sasei Maru purchased the newspaper published for him, Rime was angry from his heart to the courage. After half a year, he changed the publishing house and held out the book "Human and Dog Love Is Unexpected", focusing on killing lives. Maru's emotional story with an unknown woman, and writes him silly.

Sashengwan closed the book and pulled out the broken tooth.

Yuan Yi said nothing and hugged his velvet tail: "Brother, forget it! Oshima can't stand the broken teeth and release the dragon, and it may sink right away!"

"Brother don't compare what Limei wrote, I know brother is not that kind of dog!"

Shashengwan:...The white dog is not a dog.

"Fuck!"

In this invisible struggle, Lime seems to have won a big victory, but it is not. Because there are so many dogs that he has written about, the majority of book fans believe that he is a dog lover and has an indescribable addiction to dogs.

Since then, Limei has not separated from the dog.

Mei almost died in depression, and stopped writing.

At the beginning of 2008, Limei was nowhere to be found. On the big island with a population of 130 million today, even a white dog can't do it to dig him out.

No, Yuanyi gave up searching for Limei for the time being.

"Rime is not a high-profile person." Yuan Yiyi, "He has stabilized our attention in recent years, and he should want to make the other one's actions more comfortable."

In other words, the two former sorcerers weren't dead, and the director of Limei attracted their attention, and the other director made trouble.

Yuan One: "I asked you to find the person with the suture on the head, have you found it?"

"Please forgive us, General, we didn't find anyone with stitches on top of their heads." The little demons bowed their heads to beg for mercy.

There's none?

He accompanies Limei to "running around" for so long, but he still has nothing to gain. Is it because their abilities are more terrifying than miserable, or is it too difficult to find someone with scars on their heads?

But if there is a scar on the head, isn't it obvious at a glance?

The little demon shouted injustice: "General, it's not that we are not doing things badly. It is true that combing bangs is very popular among human beings, both men and women. They think that combing hair like this is very cute."

The streets are full of bangs, and some people have thick bangs, and they can see who has a sew on the head!

"Unless they change their hairstyles to fashion, they won't be able to find them at all."

Fate 1:...

Now I really have to forget it, and time is also fate.

...

In February, the spring is cold. Yuan Yi received a call from Wu Tiao Wu, and the child on the opposite side seemed to have grown up overnight. Although his tone was as usual as usual, Yuan Yi clearly heard something wrong.

"Did something happen? Gotami."

There was a long silence on the other end of the phone before he replied: "Jie has rebelled."

Xia Youjie, Gojo Satoru's best friend when he was in high school, could not bear the familiar warlock to protect the humans from dying one after another, and the human beings did not know anything and committed the cruelty to the warlock-betrayal.

He rescued a pair of sisters who were persecuted by humans and possessed cursive power from a small town, and violently killed the people in that town.

"Jie told me that only a sorcerer can be called a'human', and those human beings who have no curse power are the offspring that should be eliminated, and they are'uncivilized monkeys'."

Wujo Goku Qingchi: "How ridiculous, people who have always taught me to be polite, will actually swear swear words like'uncivilized monkey'. It was he who asked me to save people, and he who made me take the right way. Teach me to use my strength where I should use it."

"But he rebelled...really..."

"fraud."

Yuanyi could understand this feeling, and he felt the same way when he first learned that Iwasatsu Fallen Ghost. However, he didn't know how to comfort his enlightenment, and he had to think about many things by himself.

"So, what do you want to do?"

"That guy said, to create a world without monkeys." Gojo enlightened, "Do you know? He even wanted to attack his parents. Fortunately, there is a kennel to protect them, otherwise it will be over."

"I put them in Inuyama. Is the barrier there safe?"

Fate 1: "The enchantment was created by myself."

Can rest assured.

Gojo Gojo smiled: "I have to bring Jie back, but before I bring him back, I have to deal with the rotten oranges by myself. Ah, don't worry, I don't kill people, I just want to change in another way."

"Brother, I seem to understand what ‘grow up’ is."

Yuanyi put aside the phone and had many thoughts. He is delighted with the growth of Wu Wu, but also understands the price of growth.

It's just that the money that can be deceived is OK, but the feelings of deceived are not good.缘一划拉开记仇列表，点击甚尔的邮件发送：【一笔10亿的生意，请扮成猴子去揍一顿夏油杰，你接不接？ 】

After a long while, Shi Er replied: [Answer, just how do you dress the monkey? 】

Yuanyi knew that the baboon skin that was scoured after defeating Naiqiu finally came in handy: [You put on the baboon skin. 】

Sher:...

He wouldn't bother to care about it if he wasn't for his generous actions, but what is the habit of beating someone in a baboon skin?

Shier: [Can you give me money first? I want to bet on another horse race! 】

Yuan 1: [No problem. 】

He gave the money generously, and even bet generously. Qian generously rolled back to Yuanyi's pocket, and even graciously did nothing.

Both of them were satisfied, only Xia Youjie, who was inexplicably beaten by a baboon, was in a bad mood.

From April onwards, Gojo Satoru, who graduated from a high school, took part in university courses while dealing with the rotten oranges in the incantation world. In May of the same year, Yuanyi, Sasamaru, and Iwakatsu received a family portrait from the Inuyasha family.

In February last year, Kagome gave birth to a daughter named "Vulcan Leaves", a child with both spiritual power and curse power. By this year, Zhu Ye is one year old and three months old, and he can not only walk and run, but also speak a lot of phrases.

Inuyasha wrote to say that they would stay abroad until Moroba can kill the second-level curse spirit before returning, otherwise Oshima would be too dangerous for the children. And told them that Vulcan University will be transferred to Oshima from abroad in June.

Fate 1: "Is the big one coming to Oshima to study? Suddenly I remembered the high school... I feel a little nostalgic when I was studying."

Shashengwan: "You can study in a different status."

"Will your elder brother accompany me?" Yuanyi sent out a team invitation, "Anyway, there is no sense of disobedience to go to college as a elder brother."

Shashengwan said nothing.

Yuan 1: "I really want to go to school with my elder brother and join a club together, just like playing kites and double six in the past."

Shashengwan:...

"Brother, life is so long, we must try more. What if we don't set up schools again in a thousand years? It's too late to experience." Yuanyi sent out a soul crit, "Wait for Zhuye Chang When I get older, I ask which high school and university my uncle is studying in, but my brother can't answer, right?"

"..."

Sesei Maru put down the newspaper, but the fate is clear, and he still needs to work hard before his brother nods.

He also didn't know why he wanted to return to college. Perhaps it was Wu Hejie's incident that touched him, or he hoped to have more memories with his family.

After all, after Inuyasha got married, his focus shifted to the family. I want to wait for my brother to get out of the order, he will probably never see him again. Also, his previous life and Iwakatsu were married for ten years separately, and they don’t even think of brothers at all...

Sure enough, you have to get along when everyone is single, and there will be no chance in the future.

Until now, Yuanyi is still confident that his brother can get out of the order smoothly.

...

In December 2008, Yuanyi and Sasheng Maru went to see the Winter Cup basketball game that Vulcan was participating in.

At that time, the dog brothers looked at the Vulcan ego who had no curse power or spiritual power to pick up a basketball, which was equivalent to the expansion of the field, and fell into a long contemplation.

Especially when this kid is fighting the "Miracle Generation", the horses and horses seem to have opened titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, with dangerous light swaying up and down in their eyes, and even basketball can play an overwhelming momentum-the dog brothers have no expression on their faces. .

After seeing killer tennis, they no longer question killer basketball.

But, are all high school students so strong these days?

Don't say it, it really is.

At the beginning of 2009, a majestic spiritual power covered the world, transforming the entire Kaza Town into a battlefield. After that, there was a fierce battle between Shinigami headed by Yamamoto and Uranus headed by Aizen.

I saw the ghost road and the virtual flash flying together, and all solutions were the same.

They watched with their own eyes the high school student named "Kurosaki Ichigo" continuing to open up, first killed 4 blades in the virtual circle, injured 6 blades, and then returned to the world to fight Aizen.

After Aizen seriously injured Marugin, Captain Yamamoto, and the gods of death, Kurosaki Ichigo switched to the mask mode, the blur mode, and the black long straight mode. Every time he was dying, he was successfully transformed every time. Give him a blow when he is about to win, and every time he is "this is the last crescent sky"-as a result, the big move is one after another.

After fighting to the end, Ai Ran was not defeated by swordsmanship or by ghosts, but by the aura of multiple protagonists.

And there were some problems with his blur, the big flapping moth was bombarded by the crescent sky, and finally fell from the high sky into the dust.

Yuan Yi quietly dragged Ichimaru Gin aside and saved his life with a retort: ​​"Brother, high school students are very good, let's go to high school too."

Shashengwan:...

He didn't speak, but walked towards Aizen when the dust was still on.

At this moment, Lan Ran hasn't lifted the blur, and is lying in a pool of blood, in a state of exhaustion. His long brown hair was stained with blood, and his handsome face was full of self-deprecating: "I didn't expect to see you, Sashengwan."

"Why, did you come to see me making a joke?"

"Aizan." Sai Sheng Maru said lightly, "I have been looking forward to a fight with you."

Ai Ran was slightly taken aback.

It's really a long-lasting memory. He fought against this dog monster when he first met. Did he remember it to the present?

"It's a pity." Lan Ran's expression remained calm, but he coughed up blood while speaking, "My current situation is not suitable for fighting, maybe I will die soon."

"Wait later." Saisheng Maru said, "I have been looking for an opponent. Inuyasha is, so are you."

Lan Ran raised her eyebrows: "Will the eldest master comfort others?"

"Throw away Bengyu, it will be in direct proportion to me in the future." Saisheng Maru looked down at him, "It's really pitiful to see how you look now. I want to pursue the same power as Wang Xu, but I even neglected the swordsmanship."

After all, after seeing Wang Xu's strength, Lan Ran's ambitions swelled to the extreme.

In his eyes, Yuan Yi's Wang Xu state is the ultimate use of power, and since then, he has deviated from his own way.

But Ai Dye is still blue dye, even if it yaws, it is shockingly strong.

Shashengwan: "You should wake up a little bit."

He turned and left, leaving Lan Ran lying on the spot looking up at the sky. At this moment, Ai Ran thought a lot. But in the end, he suddenly laughed, and there was no regret in his eyes.

He never regrets his choice and is willing to pay for all his mistakes. But nowadays, he is slightly inferior to the killer pill in terms of layout.

Indeed, he shouldn't rely on Bengyu's external force. With his talent and strength, it is not difficult to reach where he is now, it just takes some time.

However, he chose to take a shortcut.

"Looking for an opponent?"

Lan Ran murmured: "It just so happens that I'm also looking for an opponent." If he survives this time, he will live in another way.

With a sigh of relief, he closed his eyes and confessed.

When he opened his eyes again, Airan found himself tied to a large black chair by Wuhuada. The **** of death announced that he was sealed in the eighth hell, with a sentence of 20,000 years.

Twenty thousand years?

Aizen:...

Okay, Sasaomaru, wait for 20,000 years!

The author has something to say: PS: Fate 1: You have done so many kinds of animals, why not write an encyclopedia?

Lime: You have become a dog, why don't you wear a dog collar?

Fate 1:...

PS: Sesho Maru foresaw a dream: A little human fate cherished a flute, and said to Iwakatsu, "I will cherish the flute as a brother", so he brought the flute with him every day.

The next day, Yuanyi received a gift from Sashengwan. He read the line: I will send the gift to my brother as my brother to cherish.

Open a look-dog collar!

Fate 1:...

PS: The timeline of Death in the text has been changed. According to the comics, the plot should take place in the 1980s. Thank you all for the nutrient solution and Lei! Thank you all for your support, what grass (*￣3)(ε￣*)! ! !