What Should I Do If the System Forces Me To Copy Books?

Wang Zihao: Laoban, didn't you say that Li Chungang would be here today? Why hasn't anyone seen this yet.

Zhang Yalu: Exactly.

Chen Liwen: When I went out, I told my family that I would meet the champion of liberal arts, and I also promised to get Li Chungang's autograph. If it wasn't for me, I could break two sticks.

Zhang Tianci: It's better if that guy is absent...

Wu Wenjuan: Zhang Tianci is the only one here, you don't want to see Li Chungang present, just don't know if you have shampoo ready this time?

Ma Shangfa: It doesn't matter if you don't bring it. I just passed by the school shop and bought him a pack of Sassoon shampoo. Don't thank me, my name is **!

Zhang Tianci's face turned into a pig's liver color, and chasing Ma Shangfa's buttocks was an old fist and beating him. This guy is really annoying.

So many people from the third and fifth classes of their high school gathered here again. First, the head teacher Wu Bai informed them to come to get the high school diploma. Although it is not very useful, it is also a symbol of the end of a stage of their studies. Second, it is before college. It was the last meeting, and by this time, I had basically received the admission letter from my favorite university.

Whether it's to share the joy with classmates and friends, to show off, or to get the blessings of other classmates, it doesn't matter today.

There are fifty-two students in the class, and there are only forty-two students in total today. Except for three who were not in Pengcheng for business, the remaining ones are said to have decided to repeat their studies. The little remaining self-esteem of young people makes them embarrassed to come here to face their former classmates.

The old class Wu Bai expressed his blessings to these students, hoping that they can achieve better results in the college entrance examination next year!

It was Li Chungang, one of today's indispensable protagonists, who was late in showing up, causing a lot of discussion among the classmates.

Knock knock knock!

"Please come in!"

Wu Bai, the head teacher standing on the podium, shouted subconsciously, he thought he was still lecturing at this time, and when he heard someone knocking on the classroom door... he was used to it and couldn't help it.

No one else will be present at this time, it is Li Chungang!

"Sorry for being late! You may not believe it when you say it. There was something wrong with blocking the subway on the way here. It is estimated that you will be able to see it from the news later."

After all, it's normal for Li Chungang to feel sorry for having made so many people wait for him for a long time. The strangers are okay, they are old classmates who have been with each other for two years, but the truth of the matter can't be blamed on him.

"Cough cough! Now that everyone is here, I announce that the last class meeting of the 17th grade three and five classes will begin now. Next, we will issue graduation certificates to you. Students who come up to receive certificates can also say what they want to say. Today we will Say whatever you want!"

That being said, the few people who came up in front couldn't stand the enthusiastic eyes of the audience, and they simply said a few words of thanks to their parents and to whoever, and the latter's performance was even more unbearable. After receiving the graduation certificate from the old class Fei also fled back to his seat.

"Next: Li Chungang!"

wow—

If it was the former Li Chungang who went up to get the diploma, no one would pay a second glance, but today is different. The current Li Chungang is a famous "big man" in the eyes of all the students in Pengcheng. !

They would like to know whether this unusual liberal arts champion can speak amazingly.

In fact, Li Chungang really wanted to go on stage just like everyone else and get his diploma and get away, but when he was about to receive his diploma, the old class didn't have a lot of power to hold his certificate, and he didn't want him to take it so easily. On the contrary, he looked at him with an encouraging expression and said:

"Li Chungang, as one of the best students the teacher has ever brought, do you have nothing to say to your classmates?"

"That's right, Li Chungang, you're so bad, you lied to all of us by pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger for two years!"

"Say a few words! Say a few words! I'm going to record it and go home and show it to my brother."

"…"

"Li Chungang, you bastard, I'm going to give you a monkey!"

I don't know which daring guy it was. He was sitting in the audience and shouted at a loud voice, which instantly changed the originally slightly sad and serious scene, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

"Then I'll... just say a few words?"

Li Chungang's opening remarks caused a burst of laughter. They have all heard of this joke or a meme. Usually, leaders would say this before speaking at a meeting, but the result was just two simple sentences that went on for two hours.

"First of all, I must congratulate myself, because in the annual epic disaster film "College Entrance Examination", I successfully defeated countless opponents and entered Tsinghua University! Finally, congratulations to you, in the next four years, I will be able to live in my favorite city in the next four years. Play games!"

After listening to this, Wu Bai's face turned green. What does it mean to play games in a city he likes for four years in college? What's it like to say a few words?

Some words, long and cumbersome, may not be memorized in three or five words for a few hours; some words are concise but each word penetrates into people's hearts.

He was about to start walking off the podium, but the footsteps hovering in the air were withdrawn, and he stood in front of the podium again under the puzzled eyes of everyone, his eyes staring straight at the stage. A classmate with dodging eyes laughed and joked:

"Speaking of a digression! I almost forgot, it seems that you lost a bet with me and you haven't fulfilled your promise."

It's coming, it's coming! Shrimp Pig Heart (Murder Punishment Heart) has appeared!

All eyes turned to Zhang Tianci, who was seated in the third row and the sixth seat. Seeing that this guy couldn't escape today, he stood up with his hands on the desk, stubbornly shouting with his neck stuck in his throat: " I'm willing to admit defeat! It's just that I didn't bring shampoo here today, next time, next time!"

"That so-and-so, didn't you say you helped Tianci bring it?"

"I-I-I, God-given to catch it!"

The called Ma Shangfa was not joking. He actually took out a small packet of Sassoon shampoo from his pocket. Looking at the shampoo that just landed on his desk, Zhang Tianci sat like a defeated cock. Going back, the eyes looking at Ma Shangfa were full of flames called anger.

After such an interruption, the classmates who were called to their names to receive their diplomas have long since lost their hearts. The factors that love to join in the fun were completely burned. They wanted to end it immediately, and then rushed to the playground to witness the "handstand" with their own eyes. Shampoo" feat.

The old class Wu Bai also saw that the last class meeting that he had carefully prepared was completely destroyed, and he left after the class meeting hastily ended.

The classmates of class 3 and 5 of high school rushed to the school playground like wild horses. Of course, they did not forget to bring Zhang Tianci, the client, together, but he should not have the opportunity to make excuses and run away.

The classmates were too enthusiastic to watch the fun. When Zhang Tianci dragged to the playground, someone filled a whole bucket of water for him.

"Zhang Tianci, please!"

Almost everyone took out a mobile phone and turned on the video recording function, facing Zhang Tianci who was standing behind the bucket in the middle.

Zhang Tianci knew that he had lost his face today, and finally struggled to the death: "I have performed a handstand shampoo for the national liberal arts champion, this wave... not a loss!"

After saying that, he put his hands on the ground and stabbed his head down towards the bucket...