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From the pictures on the Internet, this large crayfish army looks like a red ocean, but don't forget, we are at least 4 billion people!

Many foodies even left a message below the news and said: As long as you give me a chance, I can eat up the number of an army by myself.

I don't know if it can eat up the number of an army, but if all these crayfish are caught and imported into China, the domestic consumption capacity will definitely make foreigners doubt their lives. According to incomplete domestic statistics, millions of tons of crayfish alone will be eaten in a year. If the scale of breeding is not large enough, it is estimated that it will be eaten into an endangered species sooner or later.

But if you want to fly to Germany to eat crayfish, it's actually not worth it. A round-trip air ticket costs thousands of dollars, not to mention the troublesome things like visas.

Besides, our country is not without crayfish. In recent years, the number of self-employed individuals who have joined the crayfish farming army has increased sharply year after year. Otherwise, they cannot keep up with the speed of domestic foodies to eliminate crayfish, especially in southern cities such as Chengdu and Changsha. , supper is inseparable from crayfish.

As the second existence in the southern people's supper food chain, crayfish is a popular niche in the supper world, and is active in supper restaurants all year round.

The most important thing is that although the crayfish is small, it is also related to the lobster. The price of a Polong and Aolong is so expensive that many people are reluctant to eat it, but the crayfish is different, and you can eat it to your heart's content for a few dozen yuan.

/manual funny

When you see crayfish, you can't help but think of a late-night snack. When you think of a late-night snack, you inevitably think of the absolute existence as the first place in the late-night snack food chain - oysters.

Why is it said that oysters are the well-deserved first place in the supper biological chain, mainly because men and women love to eat it!

Presumably crayfish, Li Chungang naturally prefers the latter.

Oysters are not only plump, but also nutritious, no less than geoduck, and more pleasing than geoduck.

The southern way of eating is mainly charcoal-grilled oysters with garlic. Food stalls and restaurants may add some rice noodles, but barbecue stalls generally do not, but the taste is still delicious.

No, I can't help drooling when I think of the plumpness of oysters.

Li Chungang rubbed his stomach and felt a little hungry. It wasn't even 11 o'clock when he looked at it. It was still early, why don't you...go out for a barbecue for a late night snack?

Generally speaking, the best season to eat oysters is from September to April of the following year, and May is the season when oysters begin to breed. Therefore, there is no problem in eating fresh and plump oysters at this time. of.

What's more, he didn't understand when he was single and widowed, but now he understands! No matter how healthy a man is, sometimes he still needs some "external force" to help, and oysters with a very good aphrodisiac effect are a good choice.

Asked Lin Meng, she hesitated and refused, saying that she was not used to eating late at night, and that it was easy to gain weight if the barbecue was greasy.

It's a pity for Li Chungang, He Miao is still coding, think about it, forget it, let's wait for the three animals to come out after returning to Yanjing tomorrow, I can still bear it for a day.

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1.3, the last day before the end of the New Year's Day holiday.

Li Chungang and He Miao bid farewell to Lin Meng and took the direct flight to Yanjing to return to Yanjing. By the time the plane landed, it was already night. Although it was still a while before the time for supper, it did not prevent him from returning, who was already a little hungry. After simply putting down your luggage at the villa, you are ready to go out "foraging".

He called Li Changshou directly and asked if he was free for supper, and by the way, he asked the other people in the dormitory for help.

Li Changshou, Su Yu, and Chen Cang only returned to school today. When they heard that there was a late-night snack, they immediately responded.

There are always a few people you can call out with just one phone call.

"Boss Li, you've worked hard, you first set a place and send us a location, and we'll be there later!" Li Changshou said with a smile on the phone.

Li Chungang laughed and scolded: "Hurry up, Ma Liu, but if you make me wait too long, you will pay for it yourself!"

"OK, I'll be there soon!" Li Changshou quickly agreed.

Considering that the three of them were already in school, it was not good to run out too far in the middle of the night, so Li Chungang deliberately chose a night snack shop not far from the school at the beginning of the fight.

There is still a short distance from the dormitory to the gate of the school. Five minutes are barely enough. In addition, we have to take a taxi to get to the nightclub. It is estimated that it will take about twenty minutes in total, so Li Chungang asked them to come out quickly, and don’t linger. of.

He Miao stretched her waist and said with a little tiredness, "Are you still going out so late?"

Li Chungang took the mobile phone and car keys and other items, changed into a pair of comfortable flip-flops and was ready to go out, Wen Yan replied with a smile: "Well, I have a late night snack with Lao Li and Xiaoyu, maybe I will be back later, these few days. If you are tired from typing, take a rest, I have the key."

"That's good." He Miao nodded.

The supper shop during the holidays was full of people. Fortunately, there was still a short time before the real supper time. The supper shop he was looking for was a time-honored brand with the best reputation among the supper shops near Tsinghua University. At this time I could already see that there were seven to eighty-eight customers sitting in the store. Fortunately, when they arrived, a customer just checked out and left, and a table was vacated, the size of which was just right for four people to sit.

"Boss, do you have crayfish and oysters?" Li Chungang asked.

The boss smiled: "That must be there, as many as you want!"

Li Chungang nodded with satisfaction, this is like being the first in word of mouth.

"Four people, you look at the signboard and grill everything. Except for the oysters and crayfish, the others are also served according to the portion of four people. Well, by the way, I will add half a dozen beers, which are pure raw."

BBQ with temper, the more you drink, the better!

However, it is useless to drink too much of wine, so it is enough to activate the atmosphere properly. Li Chungang didn't like to persuade him to drink, and even more hated others persuading him to drink.

Half a dozen beers, four people, no more or no less, more than one bottle per person, even if you can't finish it in the end, you can return it.

In addition, Li Chungang ordered some more of his favorite food, such as grilled corn and grilled eggplant, all of which are long and thick.

As for enoki mushrooms and garlic hearts, he is very disdainful, they are short and small!

There is also Pippi shrimp, which has been very popular recently, on the barbecue stall, but this thing has no meat, and the taste is not very dripping. Li Chungang doesn't like it. Whoever likes it will eat it.

The boss smiled and said, "Okay! Please sit down for a while, I'll come right away!"

Even though there are only four people, but the amount of things ordered is not too small, it is not a small business.

In addition, there is also a young waiter in the store to help clean up the table. After Li Chungang and others cleaned up, they chose a position to sit down at will. Different from the fact that the magic capital was still full of enthusiasm at this time, Yanjing in the north was already at this time. I started to feel a deep chill.

After sitting for a while, Li Changshou and the three of them got on and off the bus in a Didi. One and two were dressed normally, the flip-flops under their feet were exactly the same. From a long distance, they could see the three coquettish figures of their brothers, and several tables next to them could not help but cast their gazes over.

The sand sculpture Su Yu waved frantically at him from a distance.

Li Chungang covered his face, really wanting to punch him away.

In the giggling, they took their seats. Snacks such as peanuts, sour radish, and sour kelp were served first. After washing the quilt, the beer was full, and it didn’t take long for all kinds of barbecues to be served in an endless stream.

A few people started talking nonsense all over the sky, from the trivial matters of the class to the international disputes, and from the international disputes back to Li Chungang winning the Seven Star Literature Cup. never stopped.

Perhaps this is youth.

"Boss, are the oysters and crayfish ready?" Li Chungang couldn't help urging the oysters to take longer.

The boss quickly replied: "It's almost there, please wait a little longer, it's not tasty enough."

"Okay, please hurry up." Li Chungang waved his hand.

Su Yu's eyes lit up: "Mr. Li, you also ordered oysters and crayfish?"

"Well, the crayfish has two flavors of garlic and spicy, and there should be dozens of oysters. I didn't ask, let the boss see the arrangement. Anyway, if it's not enough, let's order more, it doesn't count. It's a matter!" Li Chungang said nonchalantly.

I used to go out to eat barbecue, and I was still confused about what to eat when I looked at the menu for a long time.

If you have money, you can order what you want, and where is the need to tangle so much!

So, Chante Meow is really a good thing!

Thinking of this, Li Chungang sighed again: "One or two of them have girlfriends. Eat more oysters to make up for it, or else you will have kidney deficiency at a young age, which is not good."

Immediately, the crowd burst into laughter.

The charcoal-grilled oysters with minced garlic came to the table quickly, and everyone hurriedly took one and put it in front of them, regardless of the heat.

It tastes great!

Really delicious!

Immediately after that, two plates of red crayfish with different flavors were brought to the table. Looking at the cute pattern of the crayfish, one can't help but open the index fingers, and take a sip of late night and a small wine. Don't be too happy!

It was almost 12:30 for a late-night snack, and at this time, the table in front of the four was completely in a mess. After checking out, Li Chungang called a chauffeur to help him take him home.

As for Li Changshou, the three of them...

All in all, they were almost 100 years old, so there was no need for him to worry. Besides, they didn't drink a lot of alcohol, and all of them were still thinking clearly.

When he got home and found that He Miao had already slept first, Li Chungang sniffed the smell of alcohol on his body, so he should not disturb her.

Next, the days returned to a step-by-step life, except that the college specially held a celebration party for him to celebrate his victory in the Seven Star Literature Cup this time.

Until one day, suddenly there were several people in the big nerve club group, Aite Li Chungang said: "Chungang, something has happened! You should go to the Internet Wen Jianghu Forum to see, there are people who broke the news that you are a fan, and the target is still a single person. There are underage girls of fourteen."

Li Chungang was taken aback: "Huh?"

I'm a fan?

Still a 14-year-old underage loli! ?

Neuropathy!

However, when Li Chungang saw the screenshots sent by other authors in the group, he immediately became angry.

As a friend, "Monk Shangqinglou" sent a specific screenshot to Li Chungang in a private chat, which was a post on the Internet Jianghu Forum.

The title is: "It is said that Zhichun Zhigang powder?"

Very simple topic, right?

However, the simpler the topic, the easier it is to attract the attention of the people who eat melons.

First of all, as the author of Longteng Platinum, "Zhichunzhigang" is a top-level existence. This author's nickname itself represents many meanings. It can be said that every move has attracted the attention of the entire online literature circle, and even related industries.

Furthermore, the topic of "fuck fans" stimulates the nerves of some people unconsciously. When they see this kind of relevant information, their eyes will light up and they can't help but come in.

And "Zhi Chun Zhi Gang" + "Fu Fan" is not as simple as 1+1=2.

What?

Zhichun Zhigang powder?

What the hell!

Many people's first reaction when they see it is disbelief, but in the next second, they become inexplicably excited. What if... what if it's true?

That would be really big news!

So you must watch the front row as soon as possible!

And the content of this post:

"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect the Great God to do this kind of thing, but I thought he was so clean. On the surface, he looked sanctimonious, but I didn't expect that he was secretly a male thief and a female prostitute. I heard from a friend that the victim was only fourteen years old. The underage girl, tsk tsk tsk ~ worthy of being a great god, but she really knows how to play!"

It's just a few simple words, nothing else, no real evidence, not even a screenshot, it's that simple. Judging from the title of the post, it is still the other party who "listened to friends". As for whether it is the legendary long-lost "friend from nothing" stunt, it is unknown.

However, between the lines, it seems that the matter of "Zhi Chun Zhi Gang" has been confirmed, which makes people mistakenly think that "Zhi Chun Zhi Gang" is really a fan.

Therefore, as soon as this post appeared, it immediately attracted the attention of many people, and various replies appeared one after another:

"Eating melons in the front row, is it true?"

"The landlord's words are best based on evidence. Although I haven't seen the great **** Chungang mixed with the forum, I still have to advise you that the Internet is not an illegal place."

"Reply upstairs: Hehe, I just listened to my friends, and I didn't say anything."

"Don't say anything? Are you kidding me? Are you saying nothing?"

"Landlord, are you afraid that you are not the only Yin-Yang person in the new century? Otherwise, how can you talk like Yin-Yang!"

"xswl, yydx."

...

In less than half an hour after the post appeared, more than 30,000 people responded.

Except for those who moved stools to eat melons, there were both ridicule and yin and yang, and there were even a lot of people who directly cursed. Those who didn't know it thought that Li Chungang really did something heinous.

And some who spoke for Li Chunzhi were all labeled as "washing dogs", thinking that they had received money or wanted to hug Chunzhigang's thighs, and were anxious to kneel and lick.

In the eyes of some keyboard warriors, as long as they disagree with them, they are all scumbags!

Only what they identify is the truth and is correct. Even if you present evidence, it is perjury and false.

Not only online forums and forums, but in fact, many times, when many people are fighting each other, they always only take their positions and don't consider other things. Standing in their respective positions, they all believe that they are the correct and just party, and then when they are slapped in the face, they immediately act as a tortoise, or "suddenly realize", and see the wind.

There are not too many such people.

Li Chungang was really **** off, the dung pot was buckled on his head, the tiger didn't show his power, and he thought he was a sick cat?

Hehe~www.readwn.com~ It's just that the birds are about to fade out these days. Since someone is deliberately looking for trouble, it's too unreasonable to not respond.

It happened that the authors in the group knew about this, and they all @李春罡.

Li Chungang replied: "It's nothing, do I say that I'm the control of Yujie? It's necessary for me to have Miaomiao with me."

The monk said: "There are so many stupid [beep-] trolls on the forums on the Internet, and they don't want to think about how to improve their grades.

The eagle eats chicken cubs: "These people can really talk nonsense! You must know that Chungang is a man who refused to go on an adventure with me three times. It shows how strong the Taoist heart is."

Daoist Laughing: "Hey, I finally know why I can't become a god."

Zhaishen: "I read the love letter, you should clarify it quickly. There have been many incidents of three people becoming tigers.

Li Chungang replied: "This is for sure, I'll deal with it first."