What Should I Do If the System Forces Me To Copy Books?

Q: "I heard that "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" is going to be adapted into a TV series. Will Chungang personally participate in the adaptation?"

Answer: "I haven't heard about it yet. I'll answer your question after I hear it."

Asked: "Mr. Chungang, do you have a girlfriend?"

Answer: "Look at the speed of my handwriting, don't you already have the answer?"

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After answering about four or five questions in a row, under the reluctant gaze of the readers in the audience, the host Xiao Li announced that the next step is the signing session that everyone is most looking forward to!

The whole process is very simple. Manjinghua Publishing House has enough staff to sell the new book "Ghost Blowing Lamp Ⅱ Longling Labyrinth". Go to the stage to sign for Li Chungang.

In order to avoid the appearance of people with ulterior motives, for example, one person bought a lot of new books and asked Li Chungang to sign them all the time. After the end, the phenomenon of using these autographed books for profit appeared. Manjinghua Publishing House stipulated that the scene No matter how many copies you buy, one person can only sign one book!

"Brother, will so many people fail to sign in the end?"

"Can't you?"

"But why do I see more and more people at the scene?"

Some people came to the Cultural Convention and Exhibition Center in groups to support Li Chungang. When they first entered the venue, it was already crowded, not to mention that as time passed, more people came here.

Some of the brothers have a strong memory, recalling the content of the specific time of this signing during the promotion, the duration seems to start at 9:00 in the morning, the intermission time is from 12:00 noon to 1:30, and then Until four o'clock in the afternoon, the whole signing event was over.

The exact time now is 9.42 minutes.

From now on, the remaining time for the event is 288 minutes in total. Assuming that Chungang signed one book in one minute, he could only sign 288 books in total, that is, 288 people!

Not to mention the readers who will arrive at the convention center one after another, I looked around the current number of readers at the site for a week, and I don’t even need to count the number. In other words, many people will have to leave empty-handed.

This is not such a difficult topic. There are many people who can think of this.

Therefore, when the staff of Manjinghua Publishing House first arrived at the book sales counter, they found that a large number of impatient readers were already waiting there.

"I want to buy one, hurry up!"

"Give me four copies directly, and I've already paid for it by scanning the QR code!"

"There are ten books in total. The money has already been given. Give me the books!"

"..."

Smart people can be one step ahead no matter where they are. As it is now, Manjinghua Publishing House stipulates that one person can only sign one book, but there is no rule that one person can only buy one book, so many come with friends. Readers who came to the scene immediately realized that they had to split up.

One or two people were sent to the counter to line up to buy books, and then others rushed to the serpentine guardrail just erected under the stage to line up.

At this time, Li Chungang was sitting on the table on the stage, playing with his pen in a bored way. It is hard to say that people who are diligent in reading, but there are very few students who are poor in reading. The best boring stuff to pass the time when you are bored in class.

Li Chungang, who has been salted fish for a long time, is no exception. He can't say how cool his pen-turning skills are, but it is still not a little pressure to make a waterproof marker that is not easy to fade easily jump between his five fingers.

He is here waiting for the first reader to appear, and at this time off the stage...

Many of the first readers who bought the book have already started to come to the stage where the autographs are made. Just when he was glad that he was the first to buy the new book, he found that he didn't know when, there were already four people. at the top of the signature queue.

What's irritating is that these four people who came to line up in advance didn't have any new books in their hands.

Seeing this, the reader who bought the new book raised the new book to his chest, and confidently prepared to cross the four people to the stage to be the first to get the signature of the work. At the same time, a vicious male voice sounded from behind:

"What's the matter with you, you have no quality at all, don't you know how to line up?"

"I know about queuing, but I know even more that you haven't bought the book at all, so you don't call it queuing at all, thank you!"

"Who said we didn't buy the book, let me tell you, the few of our brothers have given Chungang a big reward to a leader of the alliance, what level of your fan value is, and what qualifications do you have to go up ahead of us, obediently Wait in the back."

"you……"

The reader was so choked by the other party's arrogance that he didn't know how to fight back.

"What's going on with these people? If you don't buy the book, you don't sign it yourself, and you don't let others sign it. Isn't that occupying a ditch and not shitting?"

"Can you focus on quality in being a human being? It's really embarrassing for us 'Cat Nanbei'."

"If you don't go up to sign, then get out of here. I really think I'm a rock when I stand in the way!"

"..."

More and more readers who bought books came to line up here, and also saw the group of four who were blocked in front and the first reader who was stopped and argued for reason. Everyone is an adult of 100 pounds. This kind of behavior can't help the group of enemies to get nervous, and they all denounce the hateful group of four.

At this time, the last partner of the group of four hurried over with five books and handed them books one by one.

The man who had shot and exported just now was still a little guilty after causing public outrage, but now that he has a new book in his hand, he suddenly regained his confidence, staring at these people behind him with a fierce expression and eyes, triumphantly. He raised the new book in his hand and shook it vigorously on the faces of these people, and said in a rather arrogant and contemptuous tone:

"Who said we didn't have books, did you see what it was?"

This wasn't the most annoying thing. The most annoying thing was the accomplice who bought books for them. After handing over the new book they bought to the four of them, he stood at the front of the team as if nothing had happened.

"~!@#￥%...&"

The bad behavior of these five people made the staff of Manjinghua Publishing House who had arrived late to maintain order a little blind. They were about to expel these people from the team, but Li Chungang's voice came from the live sound:

"The five people at the top of the line, come up with books."

The development of the plot made everyone who witnessed it a little overwhelmed. They did not expect that the five people who were so unreasonable and bad behavior were actually called up by the author they supported.

And he took their book in front of everyone, and signed the five characters "Zhi Chun Zhi Gang" on the cover.

The arrogant atmosphere of the five people who got Li Chungang's autographs was boosted by more than a few feet. Just when they were about to leave the stage with the "booty", Li Chungang stopped the five of them and said word by word: " Thank you very much for your support to me, especially the reward from the leader..."

Disappointed!

Lost!

After seeing this scene, many readers mistakenly thought that the work they liked was done because of the reward of the other party's leader, and a feeling of supporting the wrong person emerged in their hearts, and there was a more genuine or impulsive person. On the spot, I threw the new book that I had just bought for less than a minute to my feet~www.readwn.com~ turned around and left.

"If you don't mind, you can add my agent Luo Wen's WeChat, and I will let him return the reward money to you. Excellent readers like you should support other authors. As for subscriptions If so, anyway, you still read the book, so you can't be a prostitute for nothing, right?

In order to compensate the readers who have been cut in the queue by you, the readers who come up later can not only get the signature, but also get a gift. As for the specific content of the gift, it is up to you to think about it yourself. After all, I have only one brain and can't think of that Many words to you! "

wow—

The development of things took a sharp turn for the worse, so fast that the readers couldn't react immediately. After they reacted, they couldn't help cheering for Li Chungang, secretly thinking that this is the demeanor of a writer worthy of their support!

Many readers who were disappointed and disappointed with Li Chungang one second later showed a trusting expression on their faces as if nothing had happened.

The reader who would impulsively throw the new book on the ground, under the playful eyes of others, quickly bent down and picked it up again.

In general, the readers at the scene not only did not lose money, on the contrary, they made a lot of money.

Only the group of five who jumped in line on the stage at this time had an uncomfortable expression like "swallowing dung".

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Ps: This should be a rare chapter. Rong Shuidan has the cheek to ask for a wave of recommendations and rewards!

If you want to have a good meal, it doesn't matter what your face looks like. As for those who criticize water eggs, it doesn't matter~

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