What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

I tossed me for so long yesterday and didn't say it... Finally fell asleep in the middle of the night, and Teresia slammed through the window at night and got into my quilt...

At first I was a little happy, because except for not breaking through the last step...Tressia basically gave me everything that could be used...

But later... Teresia forced me through the "Nine Tribulation of Thunder" before she let me go to sleep.

After nine consecutive bursts of "premature power"... the only feeling I have is that my body is hollowed out... I almost fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes.

Now I am tired and sleepy, exhausted, "exhausted"...especially the last one, in every sense...

So now I am lying on the bed, I don't even want to move a finger.

So I ignored Lilith's cry and just covered my head with the sheet.

"Stop shouting... let me sleep..."

"Get up! Brother Tu!"

Lilith unceremoniously lifted the sheet covering my head.

"I'm sorry... I want to sleep..."

I shook my head and turned over and continued to sleep face down.

"Really not getting up?"

"I can't afford it."

"Well then, Brother Tu...Don't be ashamed to wear women's clothing in front of the people on the street later!"

"Hmm..."

I hummed twice, and immediately fell into deep sleep again.

When I woke up again, the noon sun had slanted through the window into the room and poured on me.

"what--"

Feeling the heat from the sun, I yawned and finally got up from the bed.

After sleeping for so long, I am awake...but I still feel weak, sore limbs.....

I am now more and more suspicious of Teresia's professional attributes... Is she a Demon Hunter or Juicer?

I feel...it should be the latter a bit more...

I don’t know how terrifying her will be when I am transferred to a "split person" in the future...

But now...I just want to buy two skewers of grilled water ghost kidney tonic...I don’t know if there is any from Teresia...

Throwing aside the mixed thoughts in my mind, I sat on the bed, picked up the clothes on the coffee table and put them on.

Hmm... put on the skirt first, and then put on the stockings...

and many more!Why should I wear women's clothing?

When I realized this, I had already put on the whole maid outfit that Lilith used to trick me yesterday.

damn it!Blame the old bastard.... The experience of wearing women's clothing in the past five years has made me a habit...The body can't help but put on the clothes... and there is no discomfort!

I'm furious!

Sure enough, that old thing should be turned upside down and stinky, and then set foot on 10,000 feet!

Just then, the door opened.

Teresia walked in with a plate of gruel and brown bread.

Looking at me who was "tidy", she looked up and down and said:

"I thought you would be very reluctant... now it seems that you don't seem to dislike women's clothing?"

"It's a ghost if you don't feel disgusted... It's just a bad luck to have a bunch of ghosts' families..."

Looking at Teresia, I swallowed, and my legs trembled unconsciously.

Thinking of the "heroic" of Miss Juicer Ji last night, I feel scared now!

"Okay, let's have something to eat first. We will start after we finish eating..."

After Teresia put down the plate, she was about to turn around and leave.

"and many more."

I stopped her.

"What's the matter?" The Demon Hunter turned around and looked at me and said, "Do you need me to help you make up?"

"No." I shook my head and said helplessly, "Clothes, don't tell me you really crushed my clothes."

"I'm sorry...but it was Miss Lilith's idea, I just did it."

"Look into my eyes! If this is the case, then why are you turning your head away?!"

Obviously you want to do it yourself, right?!

"Sorry... I'm so shy... After all, last night..."

With that, Teresia artificially covered her cheek and lowered her head, pretending to be "shy".

Seeing the clumsy performance of the Demon Hunter, I was completely speechless, and there were countless Akua rushing past in my heart.

I didn't say it... This split-membrane NPC is wet, you usually help the water ghosts to carry out family planning work all day, and you don't change your face every day.You did all the bold moves you did last night.....Today you are ashamed to say you are shy?!

Are you kidding me?!

Ohh ..... either a sister or lover .... you two are thinking about how my routine!

Sure enough... In this indifferent world, only Miss Aisha's Opie can warm people's hearts.

Thinking of this, I slumped back on the bed and muttered weakly:

"Why do you guys... are so skilled! How many times did you pass me?"

"No.... Those movements were only done for the first time last night... I'm not very skilled yet..."

This time Teresia's voice was really a bit shy.

"I didn't ask you this..."

I said weakly.

"Is that about makeup techniques? In this case...because I often hitchhiker in the circus, I started to learn to make up the actors over time."

"Not this...but then again, are you really a demon hunter?"

I can't help but vomit.

"Of course it is."

Teresia picked up her wolf head medal and shook it at me.

"I haven't heard of a demon hunter who sells part-time... aphrodisiac, helping the theater company make up..."

"There are few monsters now, and business is sluggish." Teresia spread her hands, "So we can't be so picky, and we have to do a little bit of everything."

"Um...you are really an all-rounder..."

I said silently.

At this moment, Lilith also opened the door and entered the room.

"Ah! Tu brother is already neatly dressed, then let's go!"

The little witch ran over with excitement and took my hand.

"Don't.... I haven't eaten yet..."

"Let's go... I brought you some pies on the road..."

"No...what are you in a hurry!"

I felt a little bad in Lilith's eager tone.

"Good, good.... Then, Brother Tu, you can eat the bread quickly, please quickly!"

So under my sister's eager and weird gaze, I almost devoured black bread and hot porridge.

The main reason is that Lilith's eyes are too permeating.

After eating, Lilith pulled me out of the hotel as quickly as possible.

As soon as I stepped out of the hotel, I regretted it.

Because almost in an instant, I got the amazing eyes of passersby X20.

There are even a few people who seem to be hungry ghosts, and they are already whispering to ask the price.

At the same time, Lilith smiled around my arm:

"Let's go... Sister-sama~"

73. Public execution

Under the terrifying gazes of the passers-by who were so hungry that they were about to tear my clothes, I finally walked out of Ximu Town alive.

By the way... I really shouldn't wear women's clothing in places like Ximu Town.

After all, except for a small number of merchants who are allowed to go to the Elf Kingdom, the tourists who come here are all prostitutes who come to have fun.....and most of the prostitutes are hungry ghosts in love...and there are many of them. People with special hobbies or heavy tastes.

And a "black long straight maid" like me appeared in their sight in broad daylight, like a sheep entering the mouth of a tiger!

This group of hungry wolves didn't directly rush to tear my clothes to pieces, even if they were restrained and saved...

Before I walked half a street out of the hotel, I was picked up by three clients... They all had a greedy and hungry expression, and they wanted to negotiate the price with me impatiently...

If it's just like this, then forget it... After all, the maid costume is also one of the common "theatre costumes" in Ximu Town. You can see the half-elf lady dressed as a maid wherever you go, because the "role playing" is also considered One of the characteristic service projects of Ximu Town.The one I was wearing was also a popular item bought by Teresia's "special goods store".It is expected to be misunderstood...

But... the third person who strikes up with me is too terrible... that is a middle-aged man in a black priest's uniform.At that time, he gasped and rushed over to stop me, opened his eyes and asked:

"You... are you a man?"

I was frightened by his fanatical look, and nodded subconsciously.

After getting my affirmative answer, the middle-aged man clenched his fists and whispered to the sky:

"It's great! It's... it's great!!!"

"The girl who grew up with Tintin...the best!!"

After speaking, he enthusiastically held my hand and asked in a trembling tone:

"Miss.... Please be sure to talk to me.....no matter how much money you can...I am willing even if the family is ruined..."

I was scared and stupid.

"Go away!"

Then Teresia drew out the steel sword she had inserted behind her back and kicked it on the man's knee.

"Master Lindentu, let's go..."

After talking, Teresia took my hand and left in a hurry.

And the prostitutes who still had the color of greed in their eyes also left angrily after seeing the dazzling sword in the hand of the demon hunter.

It's just that the gentleman who was kicked in the knee was still crawling on the ground behind and shouting:

"Miss...Miss.... I am sincere! At least tell me your name!"

Hey.... It's terrible!Who are these people?

Unexpectedly, besides the old bastards, there will be abnormal existences in this world who are excited about women's clothing...

I still look down on the world too much!

But the main chase is... the cheating sister of the little witch!

Thinking of this, I glared viciously at Lilith.

"he he he he he......"

Lilith kept covering her mouth and snickered, seemingly unaware of my expression.

Damn little witch.... Have you finally exposed your nature after holding back for so many days?See how I clean up you after I go back!