What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

What To Do If You Are Forced To Marry By The Elf Empress Chapter 19

In other words... the old bastard gave himself a medal?

As if feeling my puzzled gaze, the old bastard stood up very confusingly and said:

"How's it going? Isn't your father and mine very cool?"

Only then did I realize.... It turned out that it was not just a jacket.Even the half of the pants on the bottom of the old bastard is almost full of all kinds of badges, enough to blind me!

Nima.... Isn't this old thing a brain problem?

Dressed in this virtue, it looks like a herring with half of its scales cut off, like a mentally retarded...

Feeling my strange gaze, the old bastard was very proud and said:

"Don't be surprised..... I'm just a famous medal enthusiast Comrade Brezhnev in cos..."

Speaking of this, he shook his head regretfully:

"Oh... if it hadn't been for corn in this world, I would like to cos with Comrade Khrushchev!"

As he said, he raised a cock-like club from the table, and then grinned silly:

"Gurgurusha!"

Gu Gu.... Stupid?

I was holding a fake cock in front of me...Is it trying to tell me that you are stupid?

Or do you think that as a married man, you are honored to be "shameful" all day?

Where is it?

So, I turned around and left.

"Eh eh, don't leave my son! Sit down!"

Seeing that I was leaving, the old bastard immediately panicked and ran over and pulled me back to the desk.

"What's the matter?"

I asked impatiently.

"It's a serious matter... it's about your future life."

Seeing the seriousness of the old bastard, I couldn't help but become curious:

"tell me the story."

I saw the old bastard sitting across from the desk with a solemn expression, and said to me in a voice like explaining the mating of wild animals:

"Want to understand the meaning of life? Want to truly... live?"

"YES OR NO?"

31. Look at your grandpa

Looking at the serious expression of the old bastard, I was at a loss for words.

After pondering for a long time, I asked with the same serious attitude:

"Father, have you ever seen a hand that fell from the sky?"

"Dell from the sky?" The old bastard frowned and thought, and then asked in surprise: "It sounds familiar...Could it be the palm of the Tathagata?"

"Congratulations on your wrong answer..."

I squeezed my fist, then blasted the old bastard's face.

"Because Xiaoye, I never thought about falling from the sky!"

This time, the old bastard who couldn't dodge was hit by me!

"Oh...You little bastard hit your dad! You wait for me..."

As he said, he covered his nose with one hand, and touched the waistband with the other hand.

"Huh?! Where's my trouser belt?!"

"Old killer, are you looking for this? Hehehe..."

I lifted the old bastard's waistband and shook it in front of him.

"you you....."

Looking at his empty trousers room, the old bastard pointed at me with an expression like Wang Situ on his face.

Hmph, I knew you must want to use magic again.However, since you let me know that the waistband is a tool to activate your abilities, would I just ignore it?Simply act first, and secretly take your waistband away.

I want to see if you have any tricks.

"Smelly boy.... Okay, you have a good idea." The old bastard nodded repeatedly, and let go of his pants to fall, revealing his big pants full of holes, "But as an elder, I still need to tell you a little bit of life experience."

"You, young!"

After speaking, the old bastard took out a pair of black-rimmed glasses from his pocket, and put it on his face as a gesture.

Suddenly, something bad flashed in my heart.

has a problem!There must be a problem with that pair of glasses!

So, I hurried to the old bastard, trying to snatch the pair of glasses.

But it was still a step too late,

I saw, the old bastard put the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and then shouted:

"Roar!"

Then immediately disappeared in front of me.

Immediately after that, I felt a hard object against my back.

At this time, the old bastard's wretched laughter floated:

"Hehehe, brat now knows that Dad is great..."

Damn Nima, shouldn't it be!

I turned my head hurriedly.

I saw that the old bastard was holding a simple and simple sword in his hand. From the perspective of its style, it was made by the elves.

The sword is in the sheath, and the scabbard rests on my back.

I'm relieved.....

Phew, luckily it's not that.

After all, I have always suspected that this old bastard has a tendency to help her...

"Take it, son." The old bastard handed the sword to me. "This is what your mother left. It's time to give it to you."

I took the sword and got a little bit from the scabbard.

Seeing the gleaming blade and the complex magic runes faintly emerging in it, I couldn't help but admire:

"Good sword!" I asked, raising my head, "what's the name of this sword?"

"Its original name was insignificant, but now I call it [Chika]. May you who hold the sword of Chika be as firm as iron and sever all evil!"

Then he walked over and patted my shoulder solemnly.

"Son, congratulations on becoming an adult!"

Looked at him with a relieved look.

There was no fluctuation in my heart, but I quickly pressed my hand on the belt buckle, and removed the old bastard's thief's hand that was trying to take my belt.

"How old is it to do such naive things, not ashamed?"

Under my question, the old bastard immediately showed a look of embarrassment.

He turned his face away and said with an awkward smile:

"Haha...that son...you misunderstood...Dad didn't mean that..."

Because I unfastened my trouser belt, I must retaliate...how naive is this old thing?

Are you a three-year-old child?As for this...

Thinking of this, I waved my hand helplessly:

"Forget it, don't talk to you about this. No matter what you do, you can steal it, let's say, what is your attempt to send me the sword?" I stared into the old bastard's eyes and said: "Don't tell me , You just want to draw my attention away, so you can take the opportunity to untie my belt."

"Haha... Son, you think too much... how come?"

The old bastard sneered and denied.

Hmm... Judging from his strange expression, it seems that he really has such a plan...

This mentally retarded..... How unreliable is it!

"Ahem... Then dad won't go around the corner, just tell you." The old bastard cleared his throat and said, "Son, congratulations on becoming an adult! You have passed my test! You can go outside." The world has broken through!"

"If I remember correctly, the legal age in the laws of the kingdom is fifteen years old..." I looked at the old bastard coldly and said, "However, I am seventeen years old, Xiaoye."

"No...no I didn't mean that...I mean your current strength is enough to deal with most of the dangers you may encounter during your travels." He patted my arm and said: "Light With your current application of the ability program, you can easily sling three or four papal paladins without any pressure. There is almost nothing on the entire western continent that can pose a threat to you."

"So, from now on. Lindentu, you are free, I allow you to leave the house, and allow you to leave Glamorgan...to the wider world outside, to create your own life, to see The joys and sorrows of this world!"

"No, you don't need your permission." I shook my head firmly, "Since you were beaten down by me yesterday, I have been free."

"Go ahead, what do you want me to do."

"Haha...actually nothing..."

After I saw it through, the old bastard was crying and scratched the back of his head.

Then he put his hands together and pleaded:

"My good son... please, please visit your grandfather for Dad!"

32. Come on, dad show you a baby

I was not moved, and said coldly:

"Why don't you go? Logically speaking, this is your father-in-law, right?"

"This...this... Son and Dad also have troubles!" The old bastard said bitterly, "After all, I abducted someone else's daughter without a word, and then your mother... .You don’t know..."

The old bastard rubbed his hands, looked at me awkwardly, and said:

"So... so Dad really can't hold back his face to see your master... After all, I was the first to make the mistake..."

"What are you afraid of, why can my grandfather kill you?" I asked inexplicably, "all these years have passed, you apologize to grandpa, he won't eat you?"

"Um...that's really bad..."

The old bastard shook his head in distress.

"How do you say? I have never heard of the elves have the habit of cannibalism." I patted the old bastard on the shoulder, and said, "Furthermore, even grandpa still refuses to forgive you. You can't beat you, at least. Can you run? After all, you are a man who has mastered the film technique..."

"No... if I go, maybe I won't be able to run." The old bastard sighed and pointed to the sky with his fingers, "Because your grandpa is on the Frost Mountain... well, you know. ...."

"The elves of the Frost Clan?!"

I took a breath.

The Hanshuang clan is the most powerful branch of the elves. Three successive generations of the elven kings have come from this clan, and the current elven king Hanshuang is the most powerful in the Western Continent.Because of her existence, the church and the mainland countries have not dared to leapfrog the thunder pool for more than a decade.Even the persecution of non-human races has curtailed a lot because of this, and he no longer dared to set up fire racks in town squares as blatantly as before.

Unexpectedly, the old bastard abducted a woman from the Hanshuang clan.

No wonder he didn't dare to see grandpa...

I think my mother can be regarded as a figure of some status in the Frost Elf.

What a pity, a flower was planted on my dad’s cow dung.

But if this weren't the case, I wouldn't be born.

So be grateful, my mother in heaven, I wish you peace.

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