What kind of job does such a dish play? Go home and raise pigs

There is still a long time to start the summer split, and this period of time can be regarded as a relatively free time for professional players within a year.

Of course, Xu Ruoguang couldn't relax,

According to his words: "They are all on vacation now. If I don't take the vacation, wouldn't I be able to earn a wave of lead for nothing?"

Volume, too volume!

Xu Ruoguang turned on the camera, coughed, "Hey, hello? Can you hear me?"

Almost instantly, with the news that the IP.Emperor you subscribed to started broadcasting, countless Guangjia troops swept in.

"I'm super light!"

"Brother Guang is on vacation and still thinking about starting the live broadcast, he really, I'm crying to death!"

"Well, I can watch Brother Guang's live broadcast during the summer vacation. It's still this time period. I can watch it to my fullest!"

"Brother Guang won't be the classic iron broadcast until four o'clock today, right?"

Xu Ruoguang was a little bit annoyed. Damn it, can there be a little basic trust between people?

Just like the author said day and night, no matter the day or day, at least the slogan has been shouted out!

This is not a show.

Readers have been questioning the author, even if the author can improve, it will not work (*)!

People need encouragement, why do these audiences distrust me so much?

"Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, don't say four o'clock today, that's too fake, we won two o'clock today, is it okay?"

Xu Ruoguang said with a smile.

I said four points and you think it is false, so I said two points should be somewhat credible, right?

"Hehe, what's the point of trusting you?"

"Brother Guang, do we look easy to deceive?"

Xu Ruoguang sighed, "It's faded, the feelings are faded!"

"It's because of an old pigeon like you that we learned to be smart!!!"

"Brother Guang's mouth, you deceitful ghost!"

Xu Ruoguang rubbed his chin, "Then let's play some tough ones today, solo, and call daddy if you lose."

He is prepared.

When the broadcast started, it was full of dogs barking. How many big boys do you recognize?

"Hehe, I'm going to beat you up? You ask smeb if you dare to take it?"

"I don't even want to lose my face! Bullying fans, right? Now I'm turning fans."

No one was fooled.

Xu Ruoguang had already guessed it.

"Forget it, find a few brothers to play the fifth row today."

He shrugged and started making contacts.

This was discussed long ago and asked in advance.

Guangzai is a bit handsome and joins the team.

Teacher Xiaoguang joined the team.

My younger brother Xiaoguang joined the team in the form of Emperor Xiaoguang.

Kuang Lao Yu joined the team.

Xu Ruoguang was stunned, the IDs of these batches were really...

Taibai's top laner applied for the battle:?

The appearance of my brother Xiaoguang Great Emperor:?

Taibai's top laner applied to play: What BID, brother Kai, change it.

My younger brother Xiaoguang's appearance: What's wrong with this ID?

Taibai's top laner applied to play: Hehe, then I will change to IDEmperor7 tomorrow.

The posture of my younger brother Xiaoguang Great Emperor: Hehe, whatever you want.

Brother Mingkai, you're a little naughty.

Xu Ruoguang had a headache.

He turned on the microphone, "Hey, hey? Can you hear me?"

"Okay, Mai is very clear."

Uzi replied with a smile.

"Why is it called Crazy Old Yu? I'm old, right?"

Xu Ruoguang joked.

"That's for sure. Ah Shui has been too aggressive recently. I'm getting old."

Uzi sighed pretending to be sad.

"It's okay, I can't make it either."

Ming Kai's voice is very distinctive, you can tell it's him immediately.

"It's all too old."

Uzi smiled.

"Who is this handsome Guangzi? I can't even recognize the changed ID."

"It's me, Ruoguang."

Rookie's soft voice sounded.

"You guys are really enough...Brother Broiler, you also mess around with them, right?"

Xu Ruoguang rubbed his hair helplessly.

"Hahaha, this is Xiaoyu's account, not mine. She belongs to your loyal fan."

rookie smiled happily.

"Okay, Ah Guang, teacher Xiaoguang is you, right?"

Xu Ruoguang looked at the last ID.

"Hahaha it's me, Brother Guang, I didn't expect it."

Ah Guang smiled cunningly.

"I always feel that you are connoting something."

Xu Ruoguang thought about the meaning of Teacher Xiaoguang's ID.

I always feel that pinching my mother is not a good thing to say.

"No."

Ah Guang said seriously, "Take whatever you want."

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to think about it, okay?"

Xu Ruoguang asked.

"open!"

Taking advantage of this time, he also spoke to the barrage.

"Today, let's play five rows with a few buddies."

"Rookie, the factory manager, Ah Guang, Uzi, and me."

"I can only say that meeting our team today is going to be unlucky."

Xu Ruoguang was full of confidence.

Can this lineup lose?

The barrage is already boiling.

"I am super, is this the connection of Brother Guang? Pig dog chicken!"

"Ah Guang: And me?"

"This lineup...replacing Ming Kai is the lineup of my dreams."

"Don't embarrass our factory, muay thai warns once!"

In the current LPL, only Xu Ruoguang and Uzi Mingkai have a good relationship at the same time, and they can be pulled over to form a team.

Soon after matching the team, Xu Ruoguang asked,

"What should I say? Play your own position or what should I do? I can assist and let Ah Guang play."

"Don't, don't, Brother Guang, go ahead."

Ah Guang quickly refused.

Xu Ruoguang can be humble, but he can't just agree.

"I think it's okay to change the position to play, or I can play it. I think the top lane may be interesting."

Uzi said with a grin.

"Indeed, it's a bit annoying to play jungle every day, so there's no need for formation today."

Ming Kai nodded.

"Then you don't need to change the rookie. I'm afraid that the three of them are just playing around, and the two of us can still lead them to win."

Xu Ruoguang thought about it.

"Okay, I don't care."

Rookie replied with a smile.

The atmosphere made him very relaxed.

It was finally decided that Uzi would be the top laner, Ah Guang would be the jungler, Rookie would be the mid laner, Xu Ruoguang would be the ad player, and Ming Kai would be the supporter.

"Not much to say, brothers, today I will show you what is the national uniform Marco Polo!"

Xu Ruoguang was gearing up, full of confidence.

When you click on Lucian, you are ready to choose.

"I'm super, Nong!"

"Brother Guang is also an agricultural batch, right? Your ingredients are really complicated!"

"Brother Guang, don't you still play Honkai 3 Onmyoji?"

Xu Ruoguang didn't answer, he had never heard of it.

Uzi understood Marco Polo.

Because he used to play Nong himself, and he became the king with a winning rate of more than 80 in a day. He felt bored and stopped playing.

holding back a laugh,

"Then if you want to play this, then I will invite my peerless skill."

He is the first hand, without the slightest hesitation.

"Precise and elegant!"

A haughty and magnetic voice sounded, and surprise flashed across Xu Ruoguang's face.

Uzi will do this?

"Don't!"

It was Ming Kai who spoke faster than him.

Ming Kai complained directly, "Just like your sword girl is playing like shit, how dare you take it out and play?"

"Don't believe my brother's sword girl? My brother's sword girl is much better than you blind man."

Uzi was unconvinced and started a group directly.

Ah Guang didn't hold back a bit, and laughed out loud.

Until the dead fish eyes beside him shot over.

Ming Kai originally wanted to hold back, but this thing...

He himself finds it funny.

So he laughed hahaha.

"By the way, Photon, which skin does Jian Ji use the best?"

Uzi asked.

Xu Ruoguang's face suddenly softened.

"Boss, what's the point? It must be SKT. Jian Ji. The Emperor's signature back to the city is high-end and high-end, and the special effects are full of technological style. It only costs 79, and you deserve it!"

He eloquently said.

"Yeah?"

Uzi muttered something, and then typed a line.

Kuang Laoyu: 1L applied for the use of a sword girl, the applicant, Jane is proud.

After sending this message, Uzi immediately burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha brothers, I really do it!"

Taibai's top laner applied for the battle:?

Taibai's top laner applied for the battle: Yes.

Uzi, that's a little too much jumping.

Xu Ruoguang thought about it, and instead of choosing Lu Xian, he put it on another hero.

Taibai top order application: 2L application to use a Wei En, applicant: Xu Ruoguang.

Uzi laughed, "What are you applying for with me, I don't have a Vayne skin."

"There is Zhurang. Among us, you are the only one who has fought against Zhurang? Please tell me."

Xu Ruoguang said seriously.

"You really hold a grudge, Photon!"

Uzi gritted his teeth, and then he was happy too.

"That's true. It's a pity that he gave me Q with EZ. The pig is really a bit fierce."

he smiled.

It's been so many years, this level has long been unable to break through him.

"You two, pay attention, today you are here to play the fifth row, not to practice team formation."

Ming Kai reminded me.

Now at this time, short videos have begun to rise, and it is easy to be rhythmic.

"It's okay, Changzi, which short video dares to bring the rhythm, I will be the first to charge!"

"I like to watch this kind, come more!"

"Fight, I want to see blood flow into rivers!"

The barrage is much more exciting than him.

This kind of team formation between players was only available in the trash talk session before.

Not enough to watch at all.

It's the turn of rookie on the third floor.

Rookie frowned and thought hard.

One Wei En, one Sword Fairy.

They are all unique heroes.

Then you have to get a support hero in the middle.

It's a pity that the chaffinch Galio has been moved by the opposite team.

Only the cards and Ryze are left.

"Ruoguang, is this a choice, a card, or Ryze?"

Rookie made a cry for help.

Xu Ruoguang thought about it.

In terms of cards, there is a little lack of output in the later stage.

Uzi's sword girl, he couldn't believe it.

"Ryze, Ryze is better."

he smiled.

A happy smile appeared on Rookie's face, "Ryze? I think Ryze is fine too."

However, in his live broadcast room, the screen is full...

"bad!"

"Gone."

"Ryze? Ryze? Ryze? Brother Guang is too confident!"

The rookie brushed is a bit unbelievable.

"The more you guys talk about me, Ryze doesn't play well, the more I want to play."

"Chicken, don't be rebellious, just choose cards, be good."

"Brother Broiler, I beg you, take my brother Guang to win, woo woo woo."

The barrage was not moved at all.

During this period of time, Ryze of Rookie has driven too many hearses.

The old audience couldn't believe it at all.

New audiences are still looking forward to it, and old audiences have already begun to mourn for Xu Ruoguang.

In the last two moves, Ming Kai chose a prince to assist, while Ah Guang played a blind monk.

Mingkai:?

"You little brat are hinting again?"

Ming Kai grabbed Ah Guang's neck and shook him vigorously.

"Wrong bro! Wrong!"

Ah Guang repeatedly begged for mercy, and then...

Teacher Xiaoguang asked to exchange heroes!

Ming Kai: ...

He clicked OK.

Ah Guang was having fun, when he suddenly heard a cold swishing sound.

"After you start training the day after tomorrow, your training volume will double."

"It's really wrong, it's wrong! Brother!"

Aang couldn't help crying.

The rest of the people couldn't hold back and laughed very happily.

"It's all nonsense, maybe only me and Brother Rookie want to win!"

Xu Ruoguang grinned and thought.

The final lineup is

Uzi's Top Lane Swordswoman

Ah Guang's Prince Jungle

Rookie's Ryze mid laner

His Wayne AD.

Mingkai's blind assistant.

It looks like a lump of thick sheet.

But it's okay!

Xu Ruoguang thought that his Wei En also had something to say.

Not to mention reaching Uzi's level, at least he can activate Vayne's exclusive BGM.

With rookie's Ryze, isn't this a casual win?

It's impossible for Rookie's Ryze to have a peculiar smell, right?

Impossible, absolutely impossible.

For a hero like Ryze, no one in the mid lane can play it.

Rookie is a veteran dean, so there's no reason why he wouldn't.

Entering the game, the opponent obviously had someone watching the live broadcast.

Direct public screen to start interaction.

[Everyone] Beast Master Kogas (Fear of the Void): Brother Guang, cover the mini-map.

"The quality is a bit high. If he doesn't tell me, I'll forget it."

Xu Ruoguang boasted.

Many anchors will cover the minimap.

Xu Ruoguang usually plays the king of the Korean server with a thousand points, and he doesn't even play the games with a thousand points in the national server. basic

In this segment, not many people watch the live broadcast so much, so there is no cover.

Covering the map, Xu Ruoguang was full of confidence.

"Don't give it away, watch buddy Wei En explode!"

"Don't worry! I C!"

Uzi immediately said.

"I am the one who can C, this armor-piercing blind, let me reverse your stereotyped image of me!"

Ming Kai laughed.

"I can only say that my prince is invincible, he learned from Xiangguo."

Ah Guang let it go, because his teammates didn't have a bad temper.

Ming Kai laughed angrily, "Why didn't you say you learned from me?"

"? Brother, most of the time when you are mentioned, it is the pig girls."

Ah Guang said hesitantly.

Ming Kai touched his chin and nodded in approval.

"This, it seems to be true."

"Brother Kai, he is connoting your tricks, demon pigs and horses flying arrows."

Xu Ruoguang raised his mouth abruptly.

Ah Guang:! !

Mingkai:?

Ya Lei's mother.

It really is!

The deceitful demon pig and the horse stepping on the flying arrow belong to the famous scenes that only the pure little blackie will always remember.

The audience is already laughing like crazy.

These people are really doing it.

Games start!

Xu Ruoguang originally thought that he was a professional player anyway, even if he had no proficiency, he shouldn't be too collapsed, right?

However, he really underestimated these gangsters.

The good news came directly within three minutes of being on the road.

Uzi's serious voice came, "Hey, what's going on, why am I stuck? Wow!"

"Ah? I saw it and almost killed it. That's a pity. It's okay Uzi. Wait for me."

Pure rookie thought he was really stuck, and comforted him.

Followed by the next minute.

Ming Kai was hooked by Thresh on the opposite side, and then he was immediately killed, and W was not handed over.

"Hey! Indeed! I'm stuck too! There seems to be something wrong with the community network!"

Ming Kai clapped his hands pretending to regret.

"Damn it, brother Kai, we are next door, in the same community, I don't even have a card, you have one?"

Xu Ruoguang was happy.

"It's really stuck!"

Aguang's wild area was invaded, EQ was handed over to QE, and he died.

He said immediately.

"Brother Guang, I'm really stuck!"

Xu Ruoguang: ...

Could it be that they are really stuck?