What kind of job does such a dish play? Go home and raise pigs

"Okay, all the summoners in front of the screen and at the scene, welcome to the 2017 League of Legends Mid-Season Invitational IP vs. Flash Wolves. I am today's commentator Zeyuan."

"Hi everyone, I'm Miller."

"Hi everyone, I'm Su Xiaoyan."

Today's commentary is Colonel Guan who is gradually emerging, veteran commentator Miller, and Su Xiaoyan, the only female commentator currently designated by LPL.

This lineup is enough to show how much the LPL officials attach importance to this game.

Guan Zeyuan is wearing a royal blue suit and tie today.

But the lower body is actually board shorts.

So much so that Su Xiaoyan next to her couldn't hold back her smile.

That person, Guan Zeyuan, also had something to say, it's really too hot here.

It's already hot in May.

Miller was wearing a black suit, with a serious expression and well-dressed.

And Mr. Yan is wearing a plain white dress today, decorated with thin blue flowers, and slightly lowering his eyebrows, he amazed Shi Shi.

As a woman who can't ask for a smile, Young Master Yan looks very gentle and generous.

It is not comparable to the face of the Hex technology assembly line products of later generations.

I won't tell the story about her and Xiaoxiao, so as not to be scolded for words.

You are beautiful when you smile. This ID is obtained for her by smiling. It is enough to know this.

At the same time, there was also a mudslide, which was Nami, the AD of EDG and the world's number one ADC who used to be the official poisonous milk of the fist.

People smile and tell you that you are beautiful when you smile, what about him? He called it beautiful.

It is also a must.

This also won the title of General B.

Mr. Yan cast his eyes on the field, looked at the calm Xu Ruoguang, and showed admiration.

"We can see that Emperor's expression is still calm. His mental quality is really good."

"That's right, Brother Guang, Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his face."

Colonel Guan answered with a smile.

"How do you say, Teacher Zeyuan, this is the first one today, let's make a prediction?"

Miller laughed.

Colonel Guan smiled, patted his chest,

"To be honest, many people now say that I am a poisoned milk and that I did it on purpose, but I think you are all too superstitious. Isn't my Brother Li worthy of trust? Brother Li is not worthy of trust. Could it be that Brother Guang is still Not trustworthy?!"

"I'm so disappointed in you guys!"

"Believe me, in today's game, IP can end the game in 30 minutes at most, and the Lightning Wolves are strong if they play 35 minutes!"

The barrage laughed silly.

"Yes, there is really no point in caring about dogs."

"Shut up!"

"It's okay, in the face of absolute strength, all poisonous milk is false!"

Colonel Guan didn't care at all, but instead praised Xu Ruoguang.

"Brother Guang's hairstyle is still very handsome today, but it's a bit fried."

"Isn't it just that you came here after you got up, you..."

Miller couldn't laugh or cry.

But to be honest, he also thinks that Xu Ruoguang is really handsome.

It belongs to the kind that can't look too much, can't get too close.

why?

because--

One more look and it will explode!

Get any closer and you'll be melted!

"Hey, I'm going to beat Xu Ruoguang today, Brother Dan, can you handle it?"

Betty asked with a smile.

Mimidan turned to look at him and sighed.

it is more than words.

shit!

Whoever beats Xu Ruoguang doesn't feel guilty, why is my teammate such a locomotive, what should I do if I really want to beat him up.

Karsa's mood is stable, and his fighting spirit is burning.

At this moment, he felt like he was going to explode.

The champion jungler Peanut?

What a big guy, I, Kasa, play the champion jungler!

Even bengi has been cured by me, am I afraid of you?

"Don't surrender now, just be serious with me, this game is very important, at least you have to reach the semi-finals, you understand?"

"Understood, brother coffee, don't worry, I'm an Ashe monster, please feel free to abuse me."

Betty is still very cheerful, even a hippie smile.

Optimistic, not only LGD.

Your next LGD, why LGD?

Snake looked serious.

Apart from Mimidan, he should be the one with the most pressure.

Because he is one of the command staff of the Flash Wolves.

Brother Ka really wanted to touch it, but Snake had a deeper understanding, and there was a big gap.

So he's stressed out.

As for maple?

He is very taciturn.

All the year round, he looks like he has too many directors, with two dark circles on his face all the time.

Xu Ruoguang was dumbfounded before he came to the stage.

My dear friend, the sleep quality is a bit poor.

They should learn from their second team mid laner Feng Xuejiao, who has been sleeping soundly.

On the IP side, the atmosphere is even more enthusiastic.

For the sake of players from the LPL, playing in the provincial team, they dare not lose indiscriminately.

Standing in the perspective of a faker Peanut who was born in the LCK, playing in the LMS brings new and old grudges to the fore.

Water? impossible.

It was a beautiful opening game!

Kkoma didn't even bother to look at the coin toss this time, and he lost anyway.

IP chooses the red side, and Lightning Wolves chooses the blue side.

Some people want to say, since the Lightning Wolf beat Xu Ruoguang with Mimi eggs, he thought it would blow him up, why did he choose the blue side?

Very simple reason.

Because Mimidan has no tactical status.

He rots, he rots, it doesn't matter.

Casa never considered playing Ueno 2v2.

"What do you want to play with this one?"

kkoma asked.

"The opponent should give up on the road, you can play whatever you want."

he added.

A coach at the level of kkoma can analyze a lot of things by choosing a side.

Flash Wolves didn't hide it either.

Xu Ruoguang didn't answer immediately.

Mainly, does it take a lot to think about making a boob egg?

Don't you play whatever you want?

He is Xu Ruoguang's favorite bastard top laner.

It belongs to the kind that shit on his head asks him to borrow paper, and he will borrow it.

So, Xu Ruoguang thought about it and shook his head.

"I'm not in a hurry, can you give me the counter seat?"

"Faker, do you want to?"

kkoma asked.

Faker shook his head, "Give it to him if he wants it, and let him give it to me as a dog."

Xu Ruoguang:?

"impossible."

Faker laughed, he would make a condition that Xu Ruoguang could not refuse.

"I'll take care of your Wangzai milk for the second half of the year."

During this period, because he lost three months of snacks, Xu Ruoguang had to buy whatever faker wanted for him.

Among them, Wangzai milk is the most bought.

Faker is a bit puzzled, how can someone drink four cans of Wangzai milk every day?

Don't you really feel bored?

faker thinks it's too sweet.

Xu Ruoguang turned his head abruptly, his eyes shot out with a captivating light.

"Not lying?"

"If you're human, you shouldn't lie."

Faker is a little embarrassed, what does this person mean? Dude, the majestic champion mid laner, will you be short of Wang Zi's money for the past six months?

So he choked.

Xu Ruoguang didn't take it seriously, and nodded readily.

"walk slowly!"

The smile on Faker's face grew bigger and bigger.

A mere Wangzai milk can make a world number one top order be my dog?

Poor Xu Ruoguang is being toyed with in my palm! This is it!

Cool! ! ! ! ! !

Ah Shui, who had been chewing gum, felt the pity of Faker.

Look at this guy, even if he asks the top laner to make a contribution, he needs to negotiate terms.

It's so embarrassing.

What's even more embarrassing is that these two people are really naive sometimes.

Ah Shui began to worry about whether his IQ would be affected.

The Lightning Wolf directly pressed Qinggang Ying down with one hand.

Camille, debuting in S7, is a hero who, like Jian Ji, maximizes the single belt attribute.

Master Camille, like a god.

Newbie Camille, like shit.

A thought of God and Demon belongs to yes.

This is also the characteristic of the top four sisters, and the gap between the upper and lower limits is too large.

Novice top laners are really not recommended to touch, otherwise every move in the canyon will be a defense battle to protect their parents.

As for Xu Ruoguang, he became famous because of the sword girl in S5 who is the god and demon Piyi.

For his single belt, Flash Wolves didn't want to try it anyway.

So no matter how you move, hand it over directly, which is very respectful.

The BP on the IP side is very routine, and the big tree is pressed.

Although it is already S7, Dashu is still old and strong, firmly occupying a place in the tank top laner.

The lower limit is too stable.

Mimi Dan has also cultivated people for a hundred years, so there is no reason to let him mess around.

The Lightning Wolf targeted Jian Ji in the second hand.

They really don't want to move this hand, but there is no way.

If you don't move, Xu Ruoguang will definitely dare to take it.

This is the most disgusting point of all the teams that have played against IP this season.

You have to target Camille and Jian Ji, if you don't target, you will lose 100%.

With such a top laner, the BP pressure on people is too great.

IP directly presses down the scorpion with the second hand.

Casa's unique skills.

Kkoma never treats any enemy lightly, respect as it should.

When facing the royal family in the finals of S3, kkoma moved three crocodiles in a row.

It's not that he thinks the crocodile is really that difficult to deal with, but that after Shenchao takes out the crocodile, the royal family's chances of winning will be somewhat greater.

In order to ensure a better chance of winning, kkoma would rather respect.

This is him, the lion fights the rabbit with all his strength.

Moreover, if he doesn't move a little more, won't that waste Xu Ruoguang's ability to play the ban?

Just like the rich second generation, then if I don't spend money hard, isn't it a waste of my parents' ability to make money!

Very reasonable.

It was the turn of Flash Wolves to ban people with the last hand in the first round.

The Lightning Wolves coach at this time is Steak.

This one is even more heavyweight.

steak?

pork chops!

When he pushed Shen off with the third hand, even kkoma, who was always cautious, almost laughed out loud.

What's the meaning?

Let's not mention how Xu Ruoguang Shen is playing. Is it necessary to play Shen in this game against you?

Are you careful? It's better to move Lucian, the probability is higher.

"blind monk."

Kkoma suppressed the desire to laugh, and pressed the third hand forcibly and solemnly.

blind monk.

This is also an old trick of karsa.

Not only now, but in the distant future, Gao Tianliang, the owner of the blind monk skin, said bluntly: "The anchor reiterates that this is not from FPX, this skin is called v5.karsa."

Approved by the champion blind monk!

It's time for the first round of steak selection.

Steak's small eyeballs rolled around, "What do you want to play?"

"Give me the male gun, I'll come to C."

Karsa spoke confidently.

As the version enters MSI, the priority of the male gun has increased by one point.

With this hero, he has the confidence to C.

The early rhythm of the Flash Wolves depends entirely on him, and he must be fat to be useful.

Then, the male gun is very important.

This is a worthwhile hero.

Steak nodded and chose the male gun for Karsa.

"Ice Karma."

kkoma understates the opening.

The first note is a heavy punch.

You don't grab AD, do you?

Then I'll take it for you directly.

Don't forget, the skin of Ah Shui S6 is Ice.

Ice Kalma T1 goes down the road, and betty is destined to be very hard to fight without his natal Ice.

Steak's face sank,

"Betty, what do you want to fight with? EZ Tam, or Verustam?"

Betty hasn't spoken yet, the snake can't hold back anymore.

Brother, this is playing IP!

If someone's support can roam, the middle field is strong in the original IP.

What's the use of you giving me a tam?

Even if the big move can indeed support, but Karma is afraid that he will not be able to get the line right for a lifetime.

How to support without line rights? As long as there is a fight, no matter what the result is, it is already a loss.

"Tam can't do it, we have to grab the lane right in the bottom lane."

Snake said tactfully.

Steak scratched his head,

"Then Zyra or Lulu?"

snake:……

"Zyra, bring me Zyra."

"Okay, Betty, how about you?"

"EZ, or Verus? Or is it a playwright?"

Betty thought for a while, "Fate master, let's cooperate with Zyra."

The best partner is Bing Bing, but Bing Bing has been robbed.

what can betty say

I can only forgive him.

Steak nodded, and chose the dramatist Gajela.

"The combination chosen by Flash Wolves here is a bit off-line. Could it be that this is going to give the IP some strength in the bot lane?"

Colonel Guan was a little surprised.

"Maybe it's self-confidence, after all, Flash Wolves are invincible in the LMS."

Miller replied without hesitation.

Colonel Guan smiled immediately, "Okay, I understand what Teacher Miller means."

Miller was puzzled, "What?"

"Invincible in the LMS, so I chose this one with confidence, but it is very likely that the IP bot lane team will blow up the line. The real strength of this one is IP!"

Miller couldn't laugh or cry, he really didn't think so.

It's IP's third turn, and he directly selects the enchantress for faker.

Faker is like this. When he has a bad temper, the hero he chooses is very irritable.

The current faker wants to kill people.

Of course, he really didn't treat Maple as a human being.

It is normal for kkoma to choose a single hero in the third hand.

There are still two ban positions in the second round, and it is too bad for the mid laner to suffer.

His BP has always been stable, and the hero pool with IP has created the lower limit of the limit.

Generally, the so-called strong teams can abuse the IP 10,000 times if they play it 10,000 times.

Teams that can't reach this lower limit can't even use tactics to force out IP.

The second round moved, and the IP pressed the clockwork chipmunk.

These two heroes are too simple to mix lanes. It doesn’t matter if Faker fights the enchantress, but kkoma doesn’t want to drag them capital. The rock sparrow supports very well and can completely abandon the lane. Then the role of the enchantress playing lane is just Gone.

So kkoma pressed these two, but not Syndra.

The meaning is obvious,

Here you go Syndra!

And the Lightning Wolves pressed Rambojes.

Five on the list!

This is the pressure that the ID Emperor brings to teams from other regions.

After being moved five times, Xu Ruoguang did not feel distressed.

Instead, he couldn't help showing a smile.

"Is that aimed at me?"

"But, for you to target, can you finish targeting my hero?"

"I'll give you ten moves, so what?"

In front of the camera, the teenager smiled, his eyes full of confidence and tranquility.