What Kind of Bad Thoughts Can the Eunuch Have?

Southwest of the Harem, Ganxi Palace.

Qin Yuan sat on the blue steps, watching the sun emerge from behind the thick dark clouds for the seventeenth time, and shouted at him with a bright smile, "I'm out again, you come and hit me".

Qin Yuan's dry lips moved slightly, and he muttered to himself, "Everyone is a father-in-law, I don't want to hurt the peace, you go."

So the sun once again hid behind the clouds.

Of course, Taiyang's voice was dubbed by Qin Yuan. Besides Taiyang, he also dubs many things now.

For example, he had a quarrel with the pillar behind him early in the morning. If it wasn't for another pillar blocking it, a floor tile persuading him, and the window said that the police would be called, he would have already started.

Qin Yuan was sure that he had not reached the point where he had mental problems, but he probably wasn't far.

It's been a month since he came to Ganxi Palace, and the place is full of clear gray high walls, blue-gray floor tiles, and the same blue-gray large bedroom, and he is the only one.

Not to mention people, not even a tree or grass.

In a place of several thousand square meters, there is not a single living thing, and it is so silent that it seems like it is playing music.

Three days ago, a mouse ran in and excited Qin Yuan to death. He suddenly thought of more than 300 ways to play with him. As a result, he only had a heart-to-heart chat, and that night the mouse ran away with tears in his eyes.

Qin Yuan was so sad that he didn't sleep all night.

so boring!

A strong sense of loneliness and despair erodes his body and soul all the time.

In fact, the harem is not like this, at least other palaces are not like this at all.

When he came, he saw it all. The entire harem was about the size of two Forbidden cities, and each bedroom was like a separate courtyard.

The buildings in the other courtyards all have eaves and arches, carved beams and painted buildings. Inside and outside the courtyard are flowers and green trees. Occasionally tall pear trees or red apricots stick out of the wall, which is very coquettish.

Some of the palace gates are open, and you can see the beautiful ladies drying their beddings, embroidering women's red in the yard, or serving flowers and grass, playing and playing, and it seems that you can hear charming laughter from far away.

Even the inner court guards patrolling everywhere are women, as if they had been carefully selected, all of them are heroic and unique.

There is a lot of birds and birds, and the spring is full of gardens. It is indeed a place where the emperor can give birth to more than 100 princes.

He even cautiously reminded his second brother not to be reckless, after all, this is the palace.

But he soon realized that he and his second brother were forced to be separated from each other for a long time.

So there is no second brother to play with, so alone, he is even more lonely in this lifeless Ganxi Palace.

Every day, apart from spending a quarter of an hour cleaning the dormitory and yard, the rest of the time is only eating, daze, and sleeping.

……

Qin Yuan sat on the steps until it was almost dark, then got up and prepared to cook some porridge.

Drinking porridge is his daily routine. As a low-level servant eunuch, his daily ration quota is only half a catty of rice, plus some pickled radishes, green vegetables, etc., unless there are big festivals, only some meat.

For rice like this, every time the **** who sent the supplies, that is, the grain shepherd of the Shang Food Supervisor, deducted 40%.

That's not all, the original quota of two candles in seven days will also be deducted by one.

The strong eat the weak, the harem is like a bird, and the entire Dacheng country is like a bird. This is destined to be like Qin Yuan, not only without birds, but also unable to live like birds.

It's been a month or two since he traveled, and Qin Yuan has some basic understanding of this world.

Now is Dacheng Kingdom, the eighteenth year of Shaocheng.

There are people and evil spirits in this world.

There are sword cultivators, as well as hundreds of schools of practice led by Confucianism, Mohist, and Taoism.

Dacheng established the country with sword cultivation. Originally, it was stipulated that except for sword cultivation, all other cultivation methods, including Baijia, were "evil cultivations". Anyone who dared to cultivate would be killed without mercy.

But ten years ago, Emperor Shaocheng suddenly changed his ancestral teachings, announced the reform and new policy, revived the Hundred Schools, and established the "Hundred Schools Academy" to train talents for the court.

For a time, a large number of hidden monks from hundreds of schools entered the temple one after another and became the new nobles of the imperial court.

Baijia not only promoted their own practice, but also wanted to use the New Deal as an opportunity to replace the old order based on the way of swordsmanship with Baijia theory. This naturally caused extreme dissatisfaction among the swordsmen, so the two sides launched a **** battle.

Now in the courtroom, all the monarchs do not ask right or wrong, they just care about party disputes, and the emperor is addicted to swordsmanship, no matter what, so the world has become a mess.

In addition to the years of natural disasters and the rampant evil spirits, the Dacheng Kingdom today, although not a purgatory on earth, is already full of refugees and turbulent.

In these years, the stronger one is, the more food they can eat.

The same is true of this harem.

The eunuchs in the harem also practice martial arts in their spare time. Whether it is swordsmanship or cultivating a hundred schools, as long as they have a little success, they can be picked up by concubines of higher rank, and they will be expensive in the harem from now on.

If you are lucky, you can also become the **** in charge of the Sixth Division or the palaces.

If he was a little stronger and could be favored by the Qingzheng Division, it would be like a carp leaping over the dragon gate.

It's a pity that the original owner Qin Yuan has no talent and can't do anything, otherwise he wouldn't be a servant eunuch.

……

Qin Yuan sighed helplessly and walked to the kitchen.

But at this moment, I suddenly heard a "squeak" from the window on the south side of the dormitory.

He turned his head to look, and found a scarlet window there, which inexplicably opened by himself.

In Ganxi Palace, it is only a trivial matter that the windows can be opened by themselves.

Sometimes the earthen stove in the kitchen will fire itself, and the candles will be lit by itself. The worst thing is that occasionally in the middle of the night, a charming and charming woman will appear faintly, calling him "Lang Jun Lang Jun", completely ignoring how this thing will treat him. In other words, is there any use for birds?

Of course he shivered with fright when he first arrived, but he's used to it now.

So he went to the window, slapped the disobedient window first, then punched it again, and then slammed it shut again.

Hearing a muffled "bang", the old wooden window sill also shook heavily.

At this moment, Gululu saw a few pieces of wood with unique shapes falling from above the window, which just landed at his feet.

Qin Yuan picked it up curiously and took a look at ~www.readwn.com~ and found that there were twelve pieces of wood, all of which were convex and concave, which seemed a little familiar.

After thinking about it for a while, he remembered that it seemed to be a part of the Luban lock?

Before time-travel, he had seen this thing at a girlfriend's house. At that time, he had not succeeded in fighting all night.

The next day, his girlfriend broke up with him. The reason was that he couldn't fight all night. He suspected that he might not be able to.

Of course, this wrongful lawsuit is no longer important. What is important is that Qin Yuan is now holding these twelve pieces of wood, and his hands are shaking with excitement.

As we all know, toys are a good helper to relieve loneliness, and adults sometimes need them too!

Qin Yuan was so excited that his blood was surging, so he didn't care about eating anymore. He couldn't wait to enter the dormitory and sat in front of the red sandalwood slatted table beside the phoenix bed, earnestly assembling it.

According to legend, the Luban lock was invented by Luban. Generally, it consists of at least six wooden blocks, called six pillars, but there are also seven pillars, eight pillars and even more. As the number of wooden blocks increases, the difficulty of assembling will also increase.

Qin Yuan has twelve pieces of wood in his hand, which is naturally more difficult, but because he has studied this thing for a long time in his previous life and has watched video tutorials, he is quite handy to put together.

In the middle of the night, he finally put all the wooden pieces together, and got an unbreakable cube with two narrow ends and a wide middle.

"Hahaha……"

Just when he was laughing excitedly, he suddenly noticed that an orange light was emitted from the inside of the cube, and then the shadows floated up and down in front of him, as if a movie screen appeared.

On the screen, a line of verses in regular script first appeared.

"Fame, fortune, wealth and wealth for thousands of years, morality, benevolence and righteousness are everlasting, and there are various conditions in the world, but they turn around in the ten directions.

…….