What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

So, is this big magnesium aluminum sister-in-law?

Lin Rui said that she did not know.

Especially after being analyzed by her mother for a while, coupled with her own ‘brother’’s ‘counchy’ tone, she really felt that it was very likely to be a rented fake sister-in-law.

Not to blame for their big brains, but now this business is really popular on the earth!

This will start from the time when Reiki's rejuvenation began more than 10,000 years ago.

At that time, I don’t know how many parents were obsessed with giving their children a blind date, urging them to find a partner and have children.

But the house is expensive! Consumption is also high, prices increase for everything, but wages do not increase. For many young men, finding someone means eating soil, and more and more girls are gradually becoming reality...

Therefore, the business of renting a girlfriend home to deal with parents has gradually emerged.

But who knows, when the spiritual energy recovers and the earth transforms into the human world, almost everyone can try to cultivate immortals, and this phenomenon has become even worse!

Man, how many people don't want to cultivate immortals? !

woman?

what is that?

There is no woman in the heart, so it is natural to draw a sword!

Women will only affect our speed at cultivating immortals!

In our hearts, there is only cultivation!

Isn't it a woman? When we become immortals and ancestors, what kind of women are there? The young and strong do not work hard, and the wife will run with others afterwards.

Why don't you try to cultivate immortality now, maybe my wife hasn't been born yet~~~

Of course, men who have this kind of thinking are only a part of them.

But now the earth has a large population.

For more than 10,000 years, people's life span has been increasing. Although the fertility rate of immortal cultivators is low, ordinary people are not low!

And after so many years, the global environment is getting better and better, even the country has greatly encouraged childbirth, all kinds of medical education are free...

The population of the Earth has long been increased by many times. After all, the "Earth" today is more than 100 million times larger than it was before!

The size of the human world can be measured by more than just a planet...

Various factors have led to an increasing number of'young' men who don't want to find someone early, and are obsessed with cultivating immortals and cannot extricate themselves. This can make their parents anxious.

But for the Chinese people, there is another word for ‘filial piety’.

Facing the urging of parents, what should we do?

Blind date? I really didn't want to, I could only find a way to stabilize them, so the business of renting a fairy to go home for the New Year became more and more popular.

It's no wonder my mother thinks too much.

Not to blame Lin Rui for being suspicious at this moment...

But this does not prevent her from being close to her mother's high rank!

Isn't it just a high rank?

Gee tut.

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This is indeed a real mother.

Qi Zifan's mouth twitched lightly, and then looked at Lin Zixiao, who was also looking at him, his face gradually reddening...

"This, isn't it great?"

Qi Zi Fan spoke in a low voice.

When my mother saw this, she sneered: "I knew it was fake, sister, I don't make it difficult for you, it's all this cub's fault, it has nothing to do with you."

"You go, I will naturally clean him up."

Lin Zixiao's heart jumped: "???"

Let him go? !

He uses my number now. If this is misunderstood, how can I recognize my in-laws? !

You can't be unfair, right?

"and many more!"

Lin Zixiao raised his hand fiercely, then looked at Qi Zi Fan and whispered, "Why...?"

At the same time, she kept winking at Qi Zi Fan.

The latter pretended not to understand: "Huh?"

"Don't pretend you less!"

Lin Zixiao was ‘angry’, and Lian Chuanyin said, "What are you pretending to? Quickly agree, isn’t it just being sent to the bridal chamber? Who is afraid of whom!"

"There will be this day sooner or later, do you really want to be misunderstood as a fake the first time you come to the door and be driven away?!"

"This···"

"Not so good?"

Qi Zi Fan's heart is already happy, but he pretends to hesitate: "This... or wait until we get married...?"

"Fart!"

"I'm going to be driven away, and I'm still married?"

"Are you a tiger?!"

"Hurry up!"

"amount···"

"Then... Then I really agreed?"

Qi Zifan looked innocent, as if saying, this is not what I meant... it was you who strongly demanded it, so I ‘reluctantly’...

Seeing this kind of expression, Lin Zixiao almost vomited blood with anger.

"You thief!!!"

"Ahem."

Qi Zi Fan ignored her voice transmission and said "weakly": "Auntie, I'm really his girlfriend, if you don't believe it..."

"Then...then...then send it to the bridal chamber."

"Ok?"

The old man was taken aback, his eyes widened.

My mother is extremely natural: "Oh, then send it to the bridal chamber."

"Don't even think about hiding in the house for a day and it's over. After we get in, we hide away, and then you throw the clothes out of the door within three minutes, and I will ask Xiao Rui to pick it up in five minutes."

"It's up to you to pretend."

Qi Zi·Fan: "···"

Lin Zixiao: "?? (????????ω????????)??···"

"Hiss!!!" Lin Rui took a deep breath and muttered to herself: "This position is simply amazing!"

"Better than the TV series I watched."

"if it is like this···"

Her eyes were burning, staring at Qi Zi Fan.

However, Qi Zi Fan looked at Lin Zixiao again, as if seeking his consent.

"What do you see me doing!"

Lin Zixiao has long been in a state of confusion, but her temperament has never been defeated? You can't retreat to anything!

Therefore, the voice transmission without the slightest expression said: "Agree!"

"Dont look at me!"

"Well."

Qi Zi Fan almost chuckled out of laughter, but he just wanted to pretend to be ashamed and uncomfortable.

"Huh? It's pretty bold."

"I don't believe my cub can find you such a perfect object, okay, then you can go in."

"The room has been reserved for you, go and go."

My mother let the door open.

But this seemingly vomiting sentence made Lin Zixiao's heart very satisfied.

The perfect object?

Hee~!

Before she knew it, she was immersed in this ‘praise’, so satisfied, she took the initiative to pull Qi Zi Fan into the house...

Of course, this is normal in the eyes of others.

After all, this is Lin Fan's house, and "Lin Fan" pulls his "girlfriend" into the house, which is reasonable.

However, Qi Zi Fan was a little dazed to see her being so ‘active’.

what's going on? !

You smiled and pulled me into the house...

Reminiscing about what Lin Zixiao said when he left Kunlun, Qi Zifan suddenly numbed his scalp and trembled all over.

"You, shouldn't you?!"

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The two entered the house.

Lin Rui dong dong dong ran over, waved his hand to place a soundproof barrier, and then continued: "Look, see, see, I'll say it's a sister-in-law, you still don't believe it!"

"Wronged me."

"Oh, who knows?"

My mother hugged her arms and sneered: "The cub hasn't heard anything for so many years, and now suddenly he brought a big beautiful woman back and said he was his girlfriend."

"Who believes it?!"

"As far as people’s conditions are concerned, it’s much better than I’ve seen fairies, or even the'star fairies’ who have a good reputation on many planets."

"Will you see this kid?"

"···You just don’t look down on your brother like that? He is the immortal master of our earth anyway!"

"It's a fart."

The old man didn't interrupt his words very angrily, "Master Immortal is also our baby."

"But this girl is really good, I'm afraid it's very expensive, and she will bleed heavily."

"The key is... Why did you really enter the house?"

"I said my wife, would you go too far with this trick?"

"You know what a shit!"

My mother sneered and said, "My name is to push the boat along the river, please enter the urn!"

"Do you still use tactics?" Lin Rui's eyes widened.

"···"

"Hmph, you think, as long as we are sent to the bridal chamber, we won't lose anyway!"

"If it's fake, just expose it, we must not be deceived. Otherwise, it will be uncomfortable if we are happy for nothing. It is natural and better to have a grandson directly."

"Of course, there is another possibility, and then..."

My mother snorted coldly: "This is where my wiseness lies in this three-bird strategy."

"There is also a possibility that they are indeed fake lovers, but they can't do anything else. They can only do fake dramas, and then love each other, and love each other for a long time..."

"How about it, is it perfect?!"

The old man was shocked: "···"

"High, really high!"

"Nine stories so high!"

"Huh, now you know that I've been doing my best?"

Lin Rui was even more shocked.

She only knew now that her mother's IQ was so high...

"Huh? No, this seems to be the gift of being a parent?"

"What are you whispering?"

My mother frowned: "Three minutes have passed, go quickly and see if they have thrown out their clothes."

"in fact···"

Lin Rui whispered: "There may be countless sets of clothes in their storage equipment to change."

"I care so much?!"

"Two people change clothes in the same room... it's always good!"

"puff!"

Lin Rui took it.

So my mother thought of everything.

admire!

She ran away in a hurry.

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Inside the house.

Qi Zifan sat on the edge of the bed with a bashful expression on his face.

Lin Zixiao was extremely speechless.

"you···"

"Really enter the role?!"

"No, I can't believe it. We were sent to the bridal chamber like this? It's just like dreaming."

"Ah, now, should we start the bridal chamber as my mother said?"

"···"

"Ah."

Lin Zixiao sneered suddenly: "Speaking of which, you already know my account well. There are no details you don't understand, right?"

"This...you can't say that."

Qi Zi Fanlian said sternly: "When we are in our current state, we have already reached the point of observing the nuances, and the ability to control one's body is even more extreme."

"This detail..."

"You and I know everything, don't you?"

"Then what are you pretending to here with me?"

"Do you want to see me being shy?" Lin Zixiao was also willing to take it out at the moment, directly with his hands on his hips, and said fiercely: "I want to be beautiful!"

"This saint looks like a shy person?!"

"The bridal chamber is the bridal chamber, come!"

"Who is afraid of whom?!"

"Don't forget, I am on your account now, hahaha..."

Qi Zi Fan frowned.

"This···"

"Let's change it back first."

"Pooh!"

"Think beautifully, take off your clothes!"

Lin Zixiao started directly and pulled off his coat. Then, he actually started to pull Qi Zi Fan's clothes, frightening him.

Is it so sturdy?

"Wait, wait, let's make sense first..."

"No!"

"Women never make sense."

"You are now a man..."

"But I am a daughter, so I still don't talk about it, take off!"

"···Then you should exchange it back with me."

"I won't, what can you do?!"

Qi Zi Fan was shocked: "You, you... Are you determined?!"

"Yes, what?!"

"I wipe it?"

He was speechless.

then···

Just like this, I was stripped of "skin" by Lin Zixiao, and then threw the clothes of the two people out from the corner of the window, and then laid down various barriers and restrictions...

"Help!"

Qi Zi Fan wanted to run.

However, Lin Zixiao sneered: "You can still run now? Today, you have to try everything you say!"

"From then on, you are my person!"

"I go!"

Qi Zifan's brain was numb, and before he could hide, he was thrown down, and then...

Seeing that his own face is getting closer and closer, he even has to kiss him, his face is desperate...

However, at the moment when he was about to kiss him, he suddenly felt the ‘squeeze’ notice.

Is Qi Zixiao'squeezing number'?

This guy said nothing, even agreed.

Almost at the same time, the true spirits exchanged, and they all returned to the body.

The lips meet.

The face in front of me is flawless and beautiful in the world.

The clear, charming eyes made him sink for a few moments.

The soft, warm red lips shocked Lin Fan's mind and made it difficult for him to extricate himself.

For a long time, the lips are divided.

The two embrace each other.

Qi Zixiao blushed, not daring to look at this man, put his red lips to his ears, and spoke softly, his voice was barely audible: "This is the first time... let you do it yourself."

"Ok?!"

Huh!

Lin Fan stared, numb from his scalp to the soles of his feet.

At this moment, this situation, this scene...

Who can keep calm, that's not an individual~!

As for who will come and who will not come...

I'll talk about it later.

right now! ! !

Right now!

"Ok."

The two embraced each other tightly, Qi Zixiao's nasal voice was particularly attractive...

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Outside the villa.

Lin Rui ran out excitedly.

He was still holding the clothes that Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao had just worn.

"Mom, dad, look!"

"Hey."

"No matter what, it succeeded." My mother almost jumped up excitedly.

Dad also smiled contentedly.

then···

I don't know what was thinking of, the eyes of the two men were locked on Lin Rui's body by coincidence, and their eyes were faint, shining with inexplicable light.

To suffer! ! !

Lin Rui's scalp exploded, feeling bad, and even said: "Then what, your wish is half fulfilled, I will leave first."

"I'm already Da Luo Jinxian, I heard that the battlefield of the two worlds is over there..."

While talking, slipping away.

However, in this regard, how can a mother who has an explosive IQ be fooled by her? !

"come back!"

"What does it mean that your wish is half completed? Our wish is that you and your brother can get married and have a bunch of grandchildren and grandchildren. Of course, the same goes for granddaughters."

"So, now it's not even a quarter, do you still want to run?!"

Lin Rui's body was stiff, and she almost cried: "No, isn't it..."

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one day one Night.

People, when they are happy, always feel that time flies extremely fast, the same goes for immortals, or in other words, it is the same for any creature.

Even the quasi-sage is the same!

"call."

Lin Fan got a cigarette from nowhere, took a deep breath, and then exhaled it deeply.

That is called a comfort.

Qi Zixiao lay on his chest, Xiaoniao Yiren, and even drew circles on the chest with his fingers.

"Fortunately, I have foresight."

The servant suddenly said, "If I hadn't used Xianyuan to condense the entire mountain and the above it several times in advance, I'm afraid the mountain has collapsed now."

"Pooh!"

"Watch face."

Qi Zixiao blushed immediately, a little embarrassed.

"Hehehehe."

"Then what, I think..."

"Don't think about it."

"Don't." The guy threw the cigarette butt: "It's not for that, you should have felt it too? Or, we are here for this meeting."

"Business!"

He emphasized.

When talking about business, Qi Zixiao gradually calmed down, and sat up, looking straight at Lin Fan: "A hundred feet will go further."

"The road ahead has been cut off, so the method of blending yin and yang may be a way out."

"And the facts have proved that our assumption was correct."

"Even... Smoother than expected!"

In fact, the reason why they were so ‘quickly’ to get to the bridal chamber~www.ltnovel.com~ is not entirely because of the godly assists of the mother, but also because they had this idea before.

feeling?

It's already a matter of time.

And as they just said, all the details are endless, and they have already decided to be together, where is there so much twitching?

Furthermore, after the late quasi-sage, they can no longer see the way forward!

The road ahead is broken.

We must find a way to'continue' so that we can truly prove the way and sanctify, otherwise everything will be in vain.

After deliberation and trying many methods, they finally chose this one.

blend!

Yin and Yang are in harmony.

Double repair?

Maybe they can all be described in this way, but the meaning is the same.

Therefore, this day and night, they are not just simply ‘resolving the suffering of lovesickness’, let alone enjoyment, but practicing with all their strength while enjoying.

It was in this process that they had a surprise discovery.

"While we are uniting, we are operating the double cultivation method. After you and my immortality are blended, and the Yin and Yang are reconciled, there has been a significant increase!"

Qi Zixiao said sternly: "So, this should indeed be a feasible way."

"Not only that!"

Lin Fan's words changed: "Did you just discover this just now? Tsk tsk, sure enough, you are a female rascal, you know to enjoy..."

Huh!

Murderous attack.

This servant suddenly became serious: "Ah, in fact, I also found that Yuantu, Abi, and our foundation of heaven have all changed!"

"Ok?!"

Qi Zixiao was taken aback: "Really?"

"really!"

"so···"

She wanted to say something, but she blushed like a monkey butt.

Because she really didn't realize this, she couldn't help thinking to herself: "Is it really a female stream..."