What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"What should I do if I suddenly become a fairy (

"Fuck...fuck! Everyone, look at the official announcement!"

"Already saw it, but, but...Nani?!"

"Upstairs, is your Teniang a pedantler? Still Nani? Why don't you talk about Paga? Yo Xi? Flower girl? Is there any fuss, can you be as mature as me? Mei Yang Yang, drive! "

"Mature ghost, calm down a bird, this is a **** piercing one!"

"So... the moon is Kunlun?! The legendary fairy mountain, the land of all gods?!"

After the news announced by the Ministry of Residents’ Happy Life was released on the whole network, more and more people saw this announcement, and then they were shocked!

In this case, how many people can calm down?

The Chinese exploded directly!

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"However, I have no literacy. I say that the moon is in the world. It turns out that the moon is the legendary hometown of all gods, Kunlun, suit!"

"What's this? What I'm most convinced is the domineering of the Residents' Happy Life Department. Isn't that awesome? This is invincible!"

"Yes, invincible!"

"Just warn the whole world, who would dare to go, he deserves it, 6666!"

"Hahaha, it should be so powerful and domineering. It's so cool. I can't wait to see those crooked people and foreign superpowers who are anxious, gritted teeth but can only take it passively!"

"Puff, Big Brother Lin Fan... invincible!"

"I think this big man is afraid that it is already the Mahayana period, and even waiting for the day to rise!"

"After the Mahayana period, is it soaring into a fairy?"

"do not know···"

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A group of domestic netizens are excited.

However, after seeing this announcement, many foreign forces have their faces green. Those who lack scientific and technological conditions and personnel strength are not enough.

Anyway, they can't go to the moon. Even if you say that the moon is a heavenly palace, you can directly become immortals when you go up. They can't go!

What, cooperating with people, riding on other people’s spacecraft or rockets?

Come on, if it's so awesome, why do people take you? Give benefits? Oh, what benefits can be better than the benefits of that kind of place? The benefits that can be gained by bringing oneself are not more benefits than bringing an outsider?

Therefore, they can only sigh with excitement, and at most they are muttering a few words in the world or in the circle of superpowers, that the Ministry of Residents’ Happy Life is too overbearing, and the immortals do not speak morality or engage in dictatorship...

However, for a small number of forces capable of landing on the moon, this is another situation.

Foot pot chicken area···

A group of Shangren and daimyo gathered together, and everyone's expression was very solemn and difficult to do.

"stupid!!!"

"Under the tree, forbearance, can we really have no choice but to do what the Residents Happy Life Department said? That Lin Fan is really that powerful?!"

The daimyo was angry and depressed to death.

In fact, the previous daimyo has already taken the blame and resigned because the Ministry of Happy Life of Chinese Residents was too strong in the past year, and he did not make any achievements. Those who were impeached too badly had to resign.

Now it's your turn? !

How can this work? Lao Tzu has been in the name for less than two months. Is it possible to become the shortest person in history?

The announcement of the Ministry of Residents’ Happy Life about Kunlun, which is the change of the moon, made him really unbearable.

Moon···

The people with their foot pots have never been to this place, but that doesn't mean they can't go!

It should be noted that when the Chinese soldiers were still eating rice bran, eating wild vegetables, millet and rifles, they had more than 20 aircraft carriers in service! ! !

After so many years, do they really have no such means and strength?

The reason why I didn't land on the moon was just because it was unnecessary! The cost is huge, and there are still no good results. The Eagle Nation landed on the moon back then to show off its technological strength!

They are still not behind the Eagle Nation by fifty or sixty years!

So, they can go! ! !

The key is to be able to get on now, but it is particularly threatened!

"This···"

Under the tree, Shangren slowly shook his head: "Your daimyo, you also know the strength of our ninjas, such as me, a top-notch Shangren, who hit some peaks of Chinese Qi refining, or those who have just entered the base building period, maybe it is possible. Win."

"However, the kind of strength that Lin Fan showed was already stronger than the foundation-building cultivator a year ago by many times."

"Don't say that it is us elites who are on Shinobu, even if there is a'shadow' level existence, it is not enough for him to fight!"

"One punch can kill a shadow-class existence..."

Da Ming: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"???"

"Even... so strong?!"

He was shocked, cold sweat: "The same cultivator, why is he so strong? Shadow rank, isn't he the strongest ninja?"

"Could it be the same as in the anime, after the film level, there are the super film level and the sixth level?"

Shinobi under the tree: "····"

"Your Excellency, don’t think about it. Strictly speaking, we are all cultivators, but our ninjas mainly practice ninjutsu, and our ultimate goal is to become a'shadow’. ·"

"It is immortal and immortal, living with heaven and earth!"

"It's turning your hands for the clouds and covering your hands for rain, burning mountains and boiling the sea, holding the sun and the moon and picking stars, and arbitrariness..."

"The gap between the two sides, emmm..."

Shuxia Shangren didn't say too clearly, but he already understood very well.

Yes, we are all cultivators. There is nothing wrong with this. It is true, but who said that cultivators must be equally tyrannical with the other party?

Fuck, ninjas and gods...

How does this compare?

You really pulled out the ninja **** in the anime, and it's just a slap in front of the gods!

"This···"

The daimyo opened his mouth, a little dazed, he is not a fool, and he has said everything to this point, how could he not understand?

"Is there no other way?"

He understands, but he is not reconciled: "I have been checked by people just now, because part of our culture was born out of ancient China, so we also have some records about Kunlun."

"Combined with the legend of the Chinese nation, Kunlun...that is the land of the gods, that is the hometown of all the gods, even the Heavenly Court, the Yaochi of the Western Queen, etc., should also be in Kunlun, that place is the origin of the gods! !!!"

"God, do you understand?"

"Maybe they are not immortal cultivators, but real immortals!"

"I know···"

Shinobu nodded under the tree.

He really understands that in terms of understanding Chinese history and legends, they are much easier than Western countries, and they have too many advantages.

But you know there is a fart?

"But in the face of absolute strength, any plan is useless, at least I can't think of any way, your daimyo, how about you?"

He looked at Da Ming with straight eyes.

I have said everything that I can say, and I have also told you the difference. You decide what to do. Anyway, I don't know what to do!

Can you be patient, then you think of a way?

Name: "···"

He stopped sitting on his knees, stood up, carried his hands on his back, and walked around the house. A group of Shinnin and cabinet members bowed their heads and did not speak.

For a long time, Da Ming gritted his teeth blankly.

"stupid!"

"When have we been so scared in the big-footed chicken area? What's more, if it is really the legendary Kunlun, there are definitely a lot of good things in it, and it is extremely large and dangerous. At the same time, there are no counts. Chance of Qing!"

"In China, that is called Xianyuan!"

"Since you all know that the ninja genre is a thousand miles worse than the immortal cultivator, it is impossible to be the opponent of the immortal cultivator, then we must go!"

"Otherwise, the longer the time, our big-footed potted chicken area will only become weaker and weaker, and in the end, it will sink completely, without any right to speak."

"We need our own cultivators!"

"But..." a cabinet elder frowned: "Don't we have exchange students at Zizhu Academy? They are also getting started now, aren't they immortal cultivators?"

"···stupid!"

Da Ming yelled: "Do you really think those cunning Chinese people will teach seriously? They can only learn some furs, what's the use?!"

"We should do our best to fight for a better future. The inheritance of the immortal cultivator and the immortal fate of Kunlun Mountain should have our big-footed chicken!"

"Otherwise, in the future, will there be people in our foot pot chicken area to speak?!"

"Just die, try!"

These words moved everyone.

No one is a fool, Hua Guo is too strong, and immortal cultivators are too strong, and their cultivation system in the foot pot chicken area simply can't do it.

After a long time, waiting for their results, can it be better?

The **** hatred of the year is still there, they will not naively think that the people of China have forgotten.

"It makes sense..."

"Well, it's time to try!"

"Speaking of which, it's time to gamble on national luck again!"

"Yeah, hope this time, we can win!"

"Amaterasu God will bless us." Seeing everyone nodded in agreement, Daming's complexion also looked better: "Contact relevant departments immediately and complete the preparations for manned moon landing in the shortest time!"

"In addition, everyone, Shinobu, would you like to go to Guimenguan with this daimyo...?"

"Wish to die with the name!"

The ninjas were moved.

The daimyo was mad at the moment, looking like he was mad, but he won the respect of all of them.

As a big name, but you know that there are tigers in the mountains and go to the mountains, so you can take the lead...

"Don't be so pessimistic."

Upon seeing this, Da Ming laughed: "Kunlun, it may not be our burial place. Don't say whether you will run into that Lin Fan, maybe even before we meet, Lin Fan is already dead..."

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Eagle country.

Bob's face is ugly.

"Oh Shet!"

"Fak!"

"Beach!"

"It turns out that Kunlun is such a magical and amazing place? Damn, the food in China is really ugly!"

"Humph!" Mousse snorted coldly, "When they said, this was what Lin Fan meant. They can't control Lin Fan at all."

"I picked myself clean, it seems to have nothing to do with them, but who believes it!?"

Everyone was silent.

Believe it or not, it doesn't matter, they found a reason and excuse for themselves! At least there is a saying, you can't hit the door, right?

I dare not fight this!

"Do you want to go secretly?"

"····go with!"

"Yes, it's a fool not to go!"

"Don't go under the official name..."

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‘Wakanda’ area.

Blockbuster black people gather: "What shall we do?"

"According to the Chinese I caught, Kunlun is the hometown of all the gods and the origin of the heaven?? In short, it is a very powerful place!"

"But our technology..."

"Don't worry, we have vibrating gold. We have already changed the relevant information before, so we will change some instruments..."

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Bear country, rotten country...

Many countries, as long as they have the ability, basically decided to go to Kunlun, of course, they dare not go in the official name.

Go secretly in the name of the superpower organization.

died?

There is no way, people die for money and birds die for food.

Live, even get a chance?

That is the infinitely bright future! ! !

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"This is Kunlun?"

A diaphragm separates the huge mountain peaks from the universe, similar to the atmosphere, but not the atmosphere.

Of course, it is more of a mountain than a mountain.

The endless mountains!

Among them, seedlings do not know the geometry.

Inside, there are fierce beasts hitting the sky, there are big monsters galloping, there are wolf monsters roaring, there are big evils going around, and there are ancient apes moving around...

The sight is amazing!

When Lin Zixiao saw this, Rao was also deeply surprised.

"Still growing up, is it because the aura on the other side of the earth is so strong that it starts to feed back Kunlun?"

"How amazing is the true appearance of this mountain range?"

"Even just at the beginning of the recovery, it is far beyond the sight of the immortal world, the Jedi? Or is it a life restricted zone?!"

"No, even in the restricted area of ​​life, there is no such a sight..."

Ancient trees, monsters?

These things can be seen in some ancient and powerful sects, and there are actually not many similar sights.

However, similar...but not exactly the same!

At this moment, even if it was just a glimpse of Kunlun, I don't know if there was a hundred one, it was enough to shock Lin Zixiao.

"Earth... really extraordinary!"

"Those ancient legends, prehistoric times, Pangu opening the sky, Hongjun preaching, Nuwa creating human beings, Sanqing sanctification, dragon and phoenix and unicorn calamity, lich catastrophe, enchanting gods calamity..."

"Kunlun!"

"If the legend is true!!!"

Rao is the sage of Qi who grew up in the Holy Land, and it is difficult to calm down at this moment.

"This place can help my dog ​​thief grow up quickly, and... very fast, very fast!"

"There are dangers naturally, but this is also the biggest opportunity, and there has not been a monk in the cultivation world to come. It is the best opportunity for me and the dog thief."

"Should not be missed!"

Her eyes were burning, there was divine light showing, and then she resolutely walked towards the'diaphragm'.

At the same time, she saw something extraordinary.

A dilapidated palace was found in the Kunlun Mountains! The walls are ruined, a bit desolate, but shining brightly...

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In China, the sky will be dark.

The tired and embarrassed figure of Jehovah appeared in the solar system, flapping his wings behind him, and rushing toward the earth.

However, as he passed near Jupiter, he had a sudden stop.

There was a breath of horror hitting his face.

In an instant, Jehovah's feathers stood upright, and his twelve wings were immediately wrapped in a ball, wrapping himself tightly.

And, shivering!

"This...Who is this?!"

"Who is investigating? This terrifying power, in the end..."

so horrible!

Now I am already a middle god! Although in these years, without the blessing of faith and the strength of the scarf, he still feels the threat of death.

It seems that if the other party wants to kill himself, he only needs to take a breath, or a look?

"Could it be that there are still immortal cultivators left on the earth? But how is this possible!"

Jehovah trembled so badly that he was almost scared to pee.

He is a ‘God’, but his family knows his family’s affairs and he is God in the eyes of ordinary people. In the entire field of practice, he is really not too strong...

"According to the division of the strength of the immortal cultivator, I should be the strength around the refining period. Just a breath makes me afraid of this, and even my **** is trembling?"

"How can there be such a tyrannical immortal cultivator on the earth? Isn't such a strong one afraid of sitting and turning during the period of spiritual exhaustion?!"

"Is it an illusion?!"

Waiting for a while, no crisis came, he cautiously poked out his thoughts ~www.ltnovel.com~ and found that the dangerous breath was gone.

In other words, the other party did not probe again!

Did you find yourself?

It must be! This kind of horror exists, how can you not find yourself?

But if I didn’t shoot myself... it means I’m safe now, right?

Jehovah gradually calmed down, no longer frightened, but there was an urge to turn around and leave immediately!

However, looking at the gorgeous, beautiful blue planet at the end of his sight, he hesitated again and again.

"With my current state and wealth, going back is a dead word."

The universe is too dangerous, especially the journey to Shenting is far away. You have to go through a lot of terrifying places. Return to Shenting in your own state?

Will only die on the road, and die faster than going to the earth!

"Fight!"

In desperation, the Lord gritted his teeth and continued to travel to the earth.

Soon after, he found a dead body.

The corpse of a woman, the clothes are primitive, like the style on the earth thousands of years ago? But this corpse is lifelike and extremely beautiful!

A lifelike corpse floating in the universe?

"Is this a cultivator?"

"···"

Jehovah’s scalp numb: “It’s better not to touch this kind of ghost. No one knows how many unknowns are hidden in this corpse.”

"call···"

"The horrible existence just now doesn't know where it is. It already knows my existence, but didn't do it. I thought it was acquiescence to my actions."

"More is worse than less. I'll go to Earth as soon as possible, build more temples that belong to me, collect the beliefs of living beings, and let myself break through to the upper gods."

"otherwise···"

He looked deeply at the corpse floating in the distance in the universe, his scalp was numb, he turned around and ‘leave’.