What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

　　 "The Heaven and Earth Great Evolution Art is indeed very extraordinary, but if you can't understand it at all, how to deduct it? And this glaring eye can be used as a supplement..."

　　 "In this way, for a **** fortune teller, a sharp eye must be useful, and it does not count as I take advantage of him, and I will not owe favor to others."

Ok……

　　 I am really witty!

　　 At this moment, Qi Zixiao's heart suddenly felt this way.

What?

　　 How to practice the golden eyes?

　　 Isn’t it clearly described on TV? Throw it into the alchemy furnace and refine it with samādhi! ! !

　　What should I do if I die?

　　 That has nothing to do with us, we just told him how to practice, who knew he would practice himself to death?

　　 Where did you learn this golden eye?

　　 I won’t mention if anyone would ask us this question, even if it’s asked... Didn’t you say that we got the "General Outline of Taoism in the World"? !

　　 Since it is the general outline of Taoism in the world, it records some spells that you don't know, why not?

　　 Doesn’t this echo from end to end?

　　 It doesn’t matter if we die, after all, we didn’t invent this golden eye, didn’t we?

　　 After figuring out all this, Her Royal Highness no longer had a headache, she lay on the sofa and watched the TV with a smile.

　　 I even saw half of it, but I still felt that it was not enough. I ran outside to buy a box of Happy Water. Of course... meals are indispensable.

　　 cooking?

　　 Sorry, Your Royal Highness does not know how to cook.

　　……

　　 crossed again, Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao returned to their deities.

　　 Looking at the familiar environment in front of him, Lin Fan took a sip very calmly...

　　 "Happy water?!??"

　　 Lin Fan is a little dazed, why is his action so natural and skilled? It seems to be about to give it to the mouth... So the tiger ladies were preparing to drink before crossing, right?

　　 Thinking of this, Lin Fan's expression is a little weird.

　　 There is a question now.

　　 Are we indirect kissing with that tiger girl?

　　 If it counts... it doesn’t seem to make sense? This is obviously kissing yourself! Don't count it, it doesn't seem right?

　　 "……"

　　 "And..."

　　 Is it kissing? The answer to this question is not yet available, but Lin Fan's forehead and vest are already covered with cold sweat.

　　 "What the **** is this my special mother wearing?!!!"

　　 This navel dress, this super short leather pants...

　　Also, this house full of...what the **** are all kinds of women's clothing? ! !

　　 Sailor suit? ? ?

　　 Urban beauty? ? ?

　　 And what is that golden phoenix robe?

　　 Wait, this black one, and this slippery feel, is it...

　　 Black silk? !

　　 Fuck! ! ! ! !

　　 Lin Fan's whole person is dumbfounded!

　　 "So, I now not only have a lot of women's clothing at home, but I also wear women's clothing?!"

　　 Looking at the full box of Happy Water, it is obvious that this tiger lady has gone out!

　　 So when she went out, was it women's clothing or men's clothing? !

　　 At this moment, Lin Fan almost suffocated!

　　 He even thought of a scene, that is, he was hanging out in a women's dress, and nearby passers-by, residents, etc., pointed.

　　 "Look, there is a pervert there!"

　　 "Where? Oh~~~~ That's not necessarily abnormal. It is said that many young people like women's clothing nowadays..."

　　 "Tsk tusk, is there anything else? It's really unforgettable!"

　　 "The world is getting worse!"

　　 "Don't dare to see, don't dare to see, it's really hot eyes!"

　　 Lin Fan: "..."

　　 Crazy!

　　 Thinking of these scenes, he feels breathing hard...

　　 After taking a deep breath, he went to the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror. What is it that you are not dressed in women's clothing?

　　 But don't tell me, at first glance, it looks pretty?

　　 "The skin is white enough, and delicate enough, and the facial features are exquisite... If there is material on the chest, the hair is longer, and makeup or something, it seems that it can really..."

　　 "Bah!"

　　 "What do I think about Nima?"

　　 Lin Fan almost gave himself a big ear scrape.

　　 "How can I have such an idea?"

　　 "Hey...change it back soon!!!"

　　……

　　 I was busy for a while, collected all kinds of women's clothing, and opened the "message channel" (new mobile phone video)...

　　 Qi Zixiao left a very short video.

　　 "You have done half of what you arranged, and I will handle the other half next time. You don't need to interfere."

　　 Then?

Gone!

Ok……

　　 His Royal Highness is so powerful, how big is it? We will definitely solve it for you, you don't have to worry about it at all~

What? In trouble?

　　 If you are in trouble, I won’t tell you, we still have to solve it ourselves.

　　 "So this tiger girl... really has a strong arrogant attribute."

　　 "But why do you wear women's clothing? Why?!!! Uh..."

　　 "It seems that she was originally a woman, and there is nothing wrong with wearing women's clothing? But the key is my body, I am a man!"

　　 "More importantly, she won't wear women's clothing when she goes out?"

　　 Then, don't other people think of themselves as women's gangsters? ! ! !

　　 "And..."

　　 hiss! ! !

　　 Lin Fan took a breath and opened the balance of the payment software, and found that the original balance was more than 50,000, but now there is only more than 30,000, which is less than 40,000.

　　 I wanted to go crazy, but I thought about it again. This money was originally earned by arresting the wanted criminals. Even if it was my body, I could only divide it in half, right?

　　 So we really can’t say anything about her?

　　 "……"

　　 "Headache~www.ltnovel.com~but..."

　　 Back in the living room again, Lin Fan saw a pile of soft sister coins piled by Qi Zixiao beside the TV, totaling one hundred thousand yuan.

　　 Obviously, although Lin Fan taught her what soft sister currency is, it is easier to use mobile phone payment.

　　 And she doesn't know how to deposit in the bank, so she can only stack it here.

　　 Even Lin Fan could imagine that she definitely wanted to get the money into her phone, but Tsundere attributes didn't allow her to do anything, so she didn't say anything.

　　 "But why is it one hundred thousand?"

　　 "Are you going to commend, become a crime nemesis, and catch another wanted criminal on the way?"

　　 "Well, I'd better watch the news..."

　　 This kind of commendation meeting is definitely on the news.

　　 Lin Fan searched the Internet and quickly understood why it was 100,000 yuan.

　　At the same time, he also found that he was not as hot as he thought...

　　 In short, everyone is very busy!

　　 From another perspective, this is an age where entertainment is paramount.

　　 People will be very happy about the existence of ‘food predators’, but they don’t want to care about ‘crime nemesis’.

　　 If this ‘crime nemesis’ gets cold while fighting crime, he may still receive a lot of ‘comfort and obituaries’ or something, but you are alive and well, and you get a bonus?

　　 Sorry, most people don’t bother to talk to you!

　　 So the heat is not as high as expected.

　　 "This may be the only good news this time, right?"

　　 Lin Fan sighed quietly: "Fortunately, I brought some good news back."