What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Chapter 295: He knows the golden curse of a fart!

"crooked?!"

When Wang Dong's voice came, Lin Fan was naturally familiar with him, but to Lin Zixiao, it was very strange.

"Brother Dei, I saw your video, you are on fire now!!!"

"Really?" Lin Zixiao responded casually.

How can this be said?

"Something?"

"Hey, it's okay, I just want to ask, do what you said before still count? It's me who fixed you, Old Chen, and you help me introduce a girlfriend?"

"That's it?"

When Lin Zixiao heard it, hey, he thought it was a big deal!

Although she didn't know about this, everyone had said so, and it was estimated that the guy must have agreed.

Isn't that what happened?

This saint will do it for you~!

Lin Zixiao is full of confidence: "Don't worry, there is absolutely no problem!"

"Really?"

"Ben...cough, you have seen the video, then you should also know that we are no ordinary people now, are we? It's not enough to speak?"

"Don't worry, even if there is a chance in the future, I will introduce a few cultivators to be your girlfriends!"

"Hiss~!"

Wang Dong was instantly excited: "Really?"

"True than pearls!"

After a little chat.

hang up the phone.

Lin Zixiao began to try to refine his alchemy...

In the world of cultivating immortals, she has never refined, but she can't be compared to that guy anyway, right?

Isn't it just alchemy?

then……

Kengkangkang refining a dozen elixir.

Lin Zixiao said he was very unhappy!

...

On the Internet, Lin Zixiao’s dynamic and related topics are getting more and more popular, and more and more people follow...

Sister Zhou Na saw it.

The ‘sisters’ in the rich women’s group have also seen it.

It is for this reason that they cherish the "Dali Wan" and Yuji Ointment more...

However, they did not dare to bother Lin Fan rashly.

Cultivator!

Fairy!

The fact that he can fly is enough to explain too many problems.

Interrupt rashly, what if it makes people unhappy? Who knows how many methods a cultivator has?

Even...they originally wanted to promote Dali Pills and seek some favors and benefits for themselves, but they all terminated themselves!

...

Tianshi Mansion.

After the celestial master Zhang Xuanzhi left in Lin Zixiao, he was completely in trouble before his **** was hot...

"What do you want me to say to believe?!"

Faced with many disciples, nephews, and even his own brothers, Zhang Xuanzhi was frustrated: "I have said that DNA comparisons can be done, but can they be faked?!"

"What's the matter? I've met all the practitioners, and I can't be young suddenly?!"

"I'm not afraid to tell you that all the celestial masters of the past have an oral order passed down from generation to generation!"

"Wuliang that Tianzun!"

After taking a sip of water, Zhang Xuanzhi cursed: "It was not the time before, I can't tell you, now, I'm not afraid!"

"Come on, you guys are fine!"

As soon as this was said, everyone present pricked their ears...

"That was an oral message from the third-generation celestial master! It has been passed on for more than sixty generations, and his old man once said: The day the ancient bell rings, the time when the flourishing age reopens!"

"Do you know what Shengshi means?!"

At this moment, Zhang Xuanzhi's saliva flew wildly: "That is the prosperous age of Xiu Xian is about to reopen!"

"There is still the second half of this sentence! Just when the ancient bell is sounding, a young immortal cultivator will come and take away the alchemy furnace of the third generation patriarch, and use this as a help to reopen the flourishing age!!!"

"You know what a shit!?"

What?

He doesn't even know what the last half sentence is?

Don't know what's wrong?

Can't guess by yourself? Fudge yourself?

Zhang Xuanzhi’s voice is even louder. Although the actual age is 70 or 80 years old, he is full of anger: "You have the time and mind to question me here. Why don't you hurry up and find out all the Taoist temples in our Heavenly Master Mansion. Especially those who record all kinds of Taoism and Taoism!"

"I won't run!"

"You can take my hair and do a DNA comparison?!"

"That Tianzun Wuliang!"

After a long cursing, I finally convinced many of his peers and juniors, not to question his identity for the time being, and wait for the DNA comparison results to come out...

But before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the trouble came again!

"Master."

At this moment, Chen Qingyi is the one who believes in Zhang Xuanzhi the most. He ran to him and said respectfully: "The reporters from the municipal TV station, the provincial TV station, and the CCTV TV station in our province... are here and want to interview you..."

Zhang Xuan's anger hasn't disappeared yet, can you accept this interview? !

If you have that time, why don't you go and read more about it?

"No! No time!"

He turned around and left, ran to the small courtyard again, and turned out some books that were almost torn out to be invisible. One of them recorded the fame of the Heavenly Master Palace---Golden Light Curse.

Of course, this is the famous Taoist art of the year. Who can use it these years?

When Chen Qing saw this, she couldn't help but look weird: "Master, why do you always turn out the Golden Light Curse?"

"none of your business?"

Without waiting for Chen Qing to speak again, he saw Zhang Xuanzhi standing in place, muttering words and pinching fingers in his mouth, and then...

Hum!

The golden light emerged, more than an inch apart!

In an instant.

Zhang Xuanzhi is like a light bulb, with golden light all over his body.

"Ah this?!"

Chen Qingyi was taken aback, her mouth was so wide that she could almost stuff a duck egg, she couldn't help but picked up her phone and took a picture...

Zhang Xuanzhi himself was excited when he saw these changes: "Hahaha, sure enough, the prosperous age has reopened!!!"

However, the next second...

The golden light disappeared.

"Why is it gone?!"

Zhang Xuanzhi was stunned: "Is it the first time I used it, so I am not skilled?"

"Come again!!!"

He chanted the spells and pinched tactics one after another. However, after trying a dozen times, he never saw light again...

"What's the matter?"

The brows were almost frowned into the word ‘king’, but they were still puzzled.

He naturally didn't know that the reason why he was able to cast it for a few seconds just now was entirely because of the aura of the Reiki Ball after transforming his body, and there was still a bit of it left, so he reluctantly cast the Golden Light Curse.

It is a pity that after the aura is exhausted, it is strange that he can display it!

At this moment, Zhang Xuanzhi suddenly saw Chen Qingyi's expression a little weird, and he raised his eyebrows: "What's your expression?"

"Huh? Nothing."

Chen Qing wakes up like a dream: "It's very strange. The Golden Light Curse of our Heavenly Master's Mansion is really a spell?!"

"Nonsense, what is left by the ancestors, are there still fakes?!"

"amount……"

Chen Qing's expression collapsed.

"Your kid specifies something to do, say!"

Chen Qingyi: "..."

"Master, it's okay, just... I posted a Weibo on Weibo before. The essence is to rectify the name of our Heavenly Master Mansion, but I didn't expect..."

Zhang Xuanzhi: "???"

"You show it to me!"

As soon as Chen Qing opened Weibo, then... ran away.

"Master, let me see if there is anything that needs help in front of you, you are busy, you are busy first~!"

"This bastard!"

Upon seeing this, Zhang Xuanzhi laughed and cursed: "What bad thing did you specify!"

then……

After reading Chen Qing's Weibo a few months ago, his face turned green!

Longhushan Tianshifu-Chen Qingyi: "I want to know, do all the young people rely on comics and come to understand the temple?

There is no Zhang Lingyu in our temple, and the current host is not named Zhang Zhiwei. It has nothing to do with Zhao Xituan and Zhao Huangchao. Huishan and Xiaomiao are not separated by a river. It takes three or four hours to travel in Huangshan City.

The golden light curse of the Taoist leaders in the small temple is a thief, but it is nonsense to "play against the enemy and protect the body", that is nonsense, it cannot be true..."

(PS: This is really a Weibo posted by the Dao of the Heavenly Master Mansion. The Heavenly Master Mansion really has the Golden Light Curse, and there are also thunder methods, but it is true that it cannot be cast. So this is not a copy of others, but everyone has used the sky The'attribute' of the teacher's house. The main reason is that you are afraid of being scolded, so explain it.)

Zhang Xuanzhi: "..."

"This rebel!!!"

He wants to vomit blood at this moment! ! !

Originally...

There is nothing wrong with Chen Qingyi's Weibo, after all, the Golden Curse was just a ‘Book’ before today.

Except for a thought, what use is there?

Can you really protect yourself and hurt the enemy?

Nonsense!

Before today, who would say that the Golden Light Curse can protect the body and hurt the enemy, Zhang Xuanzhi was the first to express his dissatisfaction.

But it's different now!

I showed it all by myself. Although it only took a few seconds, didn't it also show it?

This shows that the Golden Light Curse is real!

Then this Weibo has a big problem!

Think about it.

"No!" Zhang Xuanzhi's eyes rolled: "I have to figure out how to use this Weibo, and then justify the Golden Light Curse!"

After a few minutes, he figured it out.

Directly use Chen Qingyi’s account to upload the photo he just took of himself, with a text: "I’m the contemporary celestial master Zhang Xuanzhi, Chen Qingyi’s master, don’t listen to that kid's nonsense, he understands the golden curse of a fart?

The Golden Light Curse in this temple is to collect and protect the body, and to release it to hurt the enemy, please see~!

Photo X1! "

Looking at the golden self in the photo, Zhang Xuanzhi nodded in satisfaction.

...

Chen Qingyi, as a very active ‘Tao Master’ of the Heavenly Master’s Mansion, has many fans following him.

At this moment, Zhang Xuan one update, many people received the push, and then...

Exploded!

"Nani?! The heavenly master showed up to say?!"

"This is called the celestial master. Look at this guy and the muscles hidden under the robe? I'm afraid it is even stronger than my fitness coach!"

"Ma Yeah, I suspect that the heavenly master can beat me to death with one fist!"

"Huh? There really is a golden curse?!!! So the comics and the inside are true?"

"What's the matter? How come a young immortal cultivator popped up first, and now the celestial masters have come out to prove the existence of ‘Taoshu’? What’s the matter? Has the commonly used Reiki recovery routine started?"

"Hey?! It's really possible! Otherwise, there have been no immortal cultivators showing up for tens of hundreds of years, why have they jumped out one by one recently?!"

"6666! I'm already on my way to the Heavenly Master's Mansion to apprentice. I don't know what spiritual energy will not recover. I only know that I quit my job, and I was right!

"The juniors don't know what's good or bad, visit the heavenly master~!"

"God doesn't know what the **** is good or bad, Wudang'Lord,' pay homage to the heavenly master."

...

Many comments.

However, Zhang Xuanzhi didn't have time to watch it slowly.

Because Chen Qingyi, who had just escaped, came back again, Zhang Xuanzhi was about to beat him, but found that he had brought a group of people.

"Master."

Chen Qing grinned, smiling more ugly than crying: "I'm back, this... these guys want to see you~www.ltnovel.com~Hello!"

There were more than ten people here, and all of them had a sense of vigor and sternness. One person first said gently: "The Residents' Happy Life Department-Liu Gang, pay homage to the heavenly teacher."

As soon as Chen Qing heard the words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he muttered in a low voice, "Isn't this a manga fascination?"

The old master recalled the comment he had just seen: "..."

I almost blurted out a word~ You just don't know what is good or bad?

At the same time, both the teacher and the apprentice wanted to complain.

Residents’ Happy Life Department! ? I believe you a ghost!

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