What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"are you crazy!"

Seeing that the other party was not replying, the 43-year-old Chen An scolded his mother while digging: "Is this really possible to run to Wuyi Mountain?"

"Is this mentally retarded, or is it teasing me?"

"You buy tea if you buy tea, and delete friends if you don't buy tea. What are you doing here?"

"Neurotic!!!"

As a senior ‘tea girl’.

Chen An said he was very tired.

What kind of customers have you never met?

There are people who "mouse" themselves, and they are anti-customer-oriented, and sell things to themselves first, and some who yell at them...

But is it really not that you have encountered such a direct ‘booming’? Isn’t this a neurosis?

"From the beginning of the chat to the present, I have not bought a penny of tea. If it weren't for the bad business now, I hadn't paid any attention to you long ago, and you still come here?!"

"Fuck! Forget it, delete friends."

He cursed and deleted his friends.

But the next moment.

Cang Dang!

The door of the room was suddenly opened violently, and Chen An's scalp exploded. The thick wooden door exploded to pieces? !

Going to the door again, I found a young man who was so handsome and disgusting standing at his door, just like the super handsome guy who came out of the movie, he was a bit out of touch with the surrounding environment...

"Who are you? What are you doing?!"

Chen An's scalp numb.

This person?

He doesn't know!

But can he break into his own home and be so violent, can he be a good person? No, should I say that this special lady is a human? !

"Are you Xiaowan?"

At the door, Lin Zixiao's face was cold.

"Who?"

Chen An was taken aback.

"Xiaowan!?"

"I'm not!"

Chen An turned pale: "My daughter's name is Xiaowan, who are you? Why are you looking for Xiaowan?"

"Your daughter?!"

Lin Zixiao's eyes condensed slightly, and many lines of cause and effect related to Chen An suddenly appeared in his eyes. If you look closely, you can indeed see her daughter.

But here is the problem.

There is no cause and effect between himself and his daughter.

In other words...

"Don't admit it yet?!"

"Didn't you say that you are a girl, a kindergarten teacher, and you help your grandfather pick tea every day? Why, that's your daughter?"

"?!"

Chen An reacted.

Feelings, this special lady didn't come to my daughter, she came to me? !

But why bother? !

As for? !

I'm just a ‘tea girl’!

It's not an illegal act, you... you are too scary, you? !

Chen An almost cried: "My screen name... is Xiaowan."

"Admit it, right?"

Lin Zixiao's lungs are almost exploding!

I am the first ‘net friend’ I made on the earth, but I still wanted to ‘match’ her with Lin Fan...

Now it seems that a ghost is matched!

If this is brought together, let alone that guy, even I can't stand it!

She angrily said: "Why do you pretend to be a woman?"

"Why lie to me?!"

"Big Brother..."

Chen An was all stupid, looked at the angry Lin Zixiao, then looked at his door, and said bitterly, "This is my profession."

"Isn't it big brother?"

"We sell tea girls like this...I really didn't lie to you, but..."

"It's to lie to everyone, right?"

Chen An: "..."

What the **** is this? !

Isn’t the tea-seller already an ‘open’ job? Otherwise, our current business will become more and more difficult to do?

So what the **** are you so angry?

Have you never heard of it before?

This is too ignorant, right?

At this moment, Chen An's heart was frantically complaining, but he really didn't dare to say it...

"Big brother, that's not what I mean, professional needs... I apologize to you, sorry?"

He wanted to scold his mother, but he didn't dare.

The thick wooden doors of his house are all broken into pieces, as if Te Niang's had been bombed by a bomb, how could he not be afraid?

"There is still this kind of profession?!"

Lin Zixiao was slightly surprised.

"Some, some, big brother, some..."

Chen An nodded again and again, and was even more speechless: Does this girl really know the profession of selling tea girls? !

"..."

"It doesn't work!"

Lin Zixiao stared: "I have lost..."

"..."

Chen An was even more confused.

Lost you back?

What's wrong with you? You can't be tempted by me, right? ! Although the picture I posted is indeed very beautiful, but...hehe! !

At this moment, Chen An suddenly understood.

First of all, the other party did not know the profession of selling tea girls...

Secondly, I have been sending him pictures of beautiful women, and I also said implicitly that I am very caring, like children and be filial to the elderly...

then……

He seems to like "self" and there is nothing wrong with it?

Pooh!

There is nothing wrong with the fart, the problem is serious!

Chen An finally understood.

This is going to happen!

People regarded themselves as the object of online dating, and they couldn't tell how happy they were, but when they ran over, they saw themselves as such a big guy.

Who can calm down this huge gap in my heart? !

Combined with this guy's "force" that is not like a human being...I'm afraid today is cold? !

Thinking of this, Chen An's legs began to tremble involuntarily, and continued: "Brother, I really didn't mean it. People in our industry are like this. I thought you knew, Brother..."

"Leave my big brother..."

God is so special for people like you!

this moment.

Lin Zixiao was very depressed, and felt that his good mood disappeared instantly...

What is this called? !

It was my first time flying by plane, looking for alchemy furnaces all over the country, and seeing netizens by the way. I was very happy, but what happened?

What is this called? !

She was depressed and couldn't help saying: "Who is your eldest brother?!"

"Shut up!"

"I don't care what your business is like, but it's true that you lied to me!"

"I was wrong, brother, I was wrong..."

"You still called?!"

Lin Zixiao lungs almost exploded with anger: "Tell me to kill you again!"

"Then what do you want to do?"

Chen An was also very uneasy at this moment and was almost scared to pee.

How to do?

Lin Zixiao was stunned, thinking left and right, only to realize that for a while, he really didn't know what to do.

kill?

That's too easy, now I can do it at will with one look.

But this is not so...

And the laws of the earth, right? Can't kill casually.

But the problem is that if you don't do something, you will be upset!

Then, she rolled her eyes and got an idea!

"This guy likes to deceive, in order to prevent others from being deceived, I should destroy his tools of crime!"

What is Chen An's tool of crime?

Computer!

Without saying anything, Lin Zixiao flashed away so fast that Chen An couldn't see clearly, then slapped it lightly and slapped it on the computer table.

then……

Peng!

A muffled sound, the next moment, the computer desk...

Gone!

Along with the computer desk, there are the mainframe, keyboard, monitor...

Chen An: "???"

what happened?

He was dumbfounded!

At this moment, Lin Zixiao, who was about to leave, was so angry that he couldn't help kicking the stool on which he was sitting.

boom!

The stool burst and Chen An fell to the ground in an instant, but...a fragment of the stool leg went straight into the bullseye.

"Wow!"

Chen Angui cried and howled, and suddenly bounced up, completely stupid.

When I went to see it again, where was Lin Zixiao in the house?

"Exactly... what happened!?"

He was stunned.

The computer desk in front of me, along with all the computer accessories, disappeared, replaced by a pair of powders of various colors.

The wind blows... the whole room is filled.

So, what about my computer?

Chen An opened his mouth.

The pain on his buttocks made him a little unbearable. He stretched out his hand and put it in front of him. The redness was especially eye-catching.

"It's... bleeding?!"

He wants to cry...

"and many more!"

"Me, my computer!!!"

"The computer I just bought yesterday, my new computer!!!"

In an instant, he let out a miserable cry like crying, but Lin Zixiao was already far away...

...

Distressed for a long time.

Chen An limped, clutching his butt, and went to his bedroom.

There……

There is an old computer that has been eliminated, so it is only used as a computer for storing surveillance video.

At this moment, he was a little scared.

"What happened? The monitoring should be able to see clearly, right?"

"My computer, how did it disappear? How did that fellow go? Could it be that I met a ghost?!"

Thinking of this, he shivered.

After all, this is not in line with common sense.

How could a person blast his door to pieces with his bare hands?

Forget it, the high-end computer I just bought, together with all the accessories, even the computer desk, are all turned into gray? !

Is it possible that a Thanos in the computer world gathered six rough stones, snapped his fingers, and then my new computer was one of the half turned gray?

This is too ridiculous Nima!

Trembling, turn on the surveillance video and adjust to the moment before your door was opened...

then……

As a result, through the monitor outside the door, Chen An discovered that the handsome guy suddenly appeared like a ghost. Before that, he barely saw a vague shadow flashing past!

"Fuck!"

The sudden appearance of the figure made Chen An exclaim, almost scared to pee.

then……

A more amazing scene appeared!

Peng!

That ‘handsome guy’ just stood there~www.ltnovel.com~ seems to have done nothing, and the solid wood door of his house burst into random in an instant.

Then, there was a dialogue between the two.

During the conversation, it was quite normal.

Through the surveillance cameras in the house, Chen An found nothing unusual, but... they already knew that this ‘handsome guy’ was probably not a human being. Where could Chen An calm down?

Especially after seeing the end of the exchange, that ‘handsome guy’ instantly turned into a vague shadow, flashing by his side...

Then, computer desks, computers, peripherals, etc., all turned into ‘powder’.

And the chair he was sitting on burst instantly, and then, he was mutilated and wounded all over the floor...

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