What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Puff puff! ! !

Taiyi disciples have various spells.

Some people are like fierce dogs shaking water, shaking constantly, shaking off the dirt on their bodies.

Someone waved a cloud and rain, which was bigger than the majestic washing oneself.

When someone waved his hand, a light flashed, and the dirt on his body was ‘brushed’ clean instantly.

They only breathed a sigh of relief when they were sure that there was no more dirt on their bodies, but it was only for a moment...

"what!!!!"

In the next moment, a clean female disciple screamed, and the voice spread for hundreds of miles!

"Smelly!"

"Why is this?!"

"My body fragrance is useless?!"

"Ouuuuu, I'm so stinky!"

Women have always loved cleanliness more than men. What is the point of female nuns? At this level of cultivation, the basic physical body will bloom with a kind of scent, which is much better than that of a mortal woman.

But at this moment, they were shocked to find that their body scent was gone, only the strong stench directed at the brains...

"Suck... hiss!!!"

A male disciple did not believe him, raised his hand, put it under his nose, took a deep breath, and...

His eyes rolled white, and his head fell from the air!

"Smelly!"

"Fuck, what the **** is this, it sucks!"

"This **** beast, I killed it!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

A group of disciples in Taiyi Holy Land are crazy, everyone is crazy!

In the Holy Land, they are still the core disciples, especially the three Taiyi disciples in the Lianxu period. Although they are all in their 50s and 60s, they are considered to be the elder among the younger generation, but their cultivation level is also quite proud.

In the past, who didn't pay much attention to their image?

But now, as soon as I arrived in the Eastern Famine, I encountered such a ‘shit robbery’, how can I bear it! ?

"What the **** does this smell like!"

"It's very smelly, it's like... a mixture of monster feces, urine and farts that have been fermented for many years..."

Someone analyzes with a dark face.

"Shut up!"

"Ah, will you die if you don't tell the truth?!"

More people screamed and screamed. We are so miserable now, but you **** add fuel to the fire? !

The psychological impact is too great! ! !

It's like an ancient battle.

Perhaps many people don’t know that in the real battles of ancient times, the defending party would often prepare to ‘rexiang’!

It's really "Rexiang", not something else!

Boil Xiang to heat, and when the enemy is attacking the city, he will directly fall down...

scald?

It was not that Rexiang burned the enemy, but caused tons of psychological damage!

Of course, the modern explanation is that there are too many bacteria, viruses and the like in Rexiang. Once it contaminates the wound, in the era when there are no emergency medicines such as antibiotics, it is a death!

But where did the ancients know so much?

They know the bacteria and infections of a fart!

Tons of psychological damage is right!

Now, Taiyi's disciples have suffered this kind of injury. Although it is not Re Xiang, it is an old Xiang who does not know how many years...

"But even those things, why can't they be removed?!"

"The dust-proof method that I have learned can remove all filth and gas on the surface of the body, so does this smell, but why does it always exist like a tarsal maggot?!"

Shock!

Uncomfortable!

Want to vomit blood!

Everyone's complexion turned green...

"Everyone, listen to me."

A disciple in the refining period said in a deep voice: "I will block my sense of smell for the time being, and only in this way can I feel better!"

"After that, I will take down the **** beast again, force me to find a way to eliminate this odor, and then refine it into a poison pill!"

"Brother Chen is right!"

"That's it..."

Everyone reacted and turned off their sense of smell one after another, thinking that they would not be affected by this...

"Where did the brute go?!"

"It seems to sink into this... these filthy things!"

"Force it out!"

"I'll wait to cast spells together!"

They were furious and were trying to force the ink blood toad out, and when they asked about the deodorant method, one of the female disciples suddenly shed tears!

She is very beautiful, so she has a lot of followers, and her attention is also very high. At this moment, she burst into tears, which immediately caused the people around her to be particularly worried.

"Sister Huang, what's wrong with you?"

"But thinking of this smell makes me very sad?"

"Don't do this, watch the brothers take action together, force it out, and solve this odor."

"Woohoo..."

Upon hearing the words, "Junior Sister Huang" actually cried out: "No... it's not that I want to cry when I think of the stench, vomiting..., but... I want to cry without knowing why."

"Don't you think?"

Everyone was taken aback, feeling carefully, and then... all were stupid.

"That's really the case?!"

"I also feel tingling in my eyes..."

"My tears are coming down!"

"Why is that?!"

...

In the distance, Fan Jianqiang almost laughed out loud.

"Hahaha, these guys, don't you know that if the smell reaches a certain level, it will make your eyes hot?"

"Hahahaha..."

"This is indeed." Lu Ming couldn't help but laugh: "Once, I was caught in the eye in Lujiacun..."

Having said that, he couldn't laugh anymore, his face was silent.

Fan Jianqiang shook his head for a while: "Fortunately, I will wait for navigation, otherwise, I will stray into Heishuize, this smell..."

"Tsk, Taiyi Holy Land? This Zhongzhou Holy Land is too backward. It doesn't even have a mobile phone or navigation."

...

The disciples are so hot-eyed...

"Occlusive vision!!!"

'Senior Brother Chen' spoke in anger again, asking everyone to block the vision in their five senses. After all, everyone is a cultivator, has spiritual knowledge, and whether he can see it is not a big problem.

however……

This is not a visual problem!

Simply because the taste is too ‘irritating’, causing the eyes to irritate and shed tears, which is also commonly known as ‘spicy eyes’.

Block vision?

They followed suit one after another, only to find that the fart was useless!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

crazy!

The 100 Taiyi disciples are crazy.

"Senior brothers and sisters, follow me and the three of you, and take action together!"

"Today, we must let this beast live and die!"

"kill!!!!"

boom!

A group of Taiyi disciples went crazy, this scene is extremely terrifying! In an instant, all kinds of colorful and powerful spells were sacrificed by them at the same time, blasting towards the black water at their feet!

"Fuck!"

Fan Jianqiang's expression changed wildly, pulling Lu Ming and running away!

next moment……

boom! ! ! !

Heishuize, blow up!

I don't know how many years Lao Xiang suddenly burst, and headed away in all directions, 360 degrees without dead ends.

For example, when it is only strong, I don’t know how many times the stench is rising up into the sky...

"vomit!!!"

"Ah! This smell!!!"

"I'm going to die, vomit!!! Why is this, I clearly blocked my sense of smell?!"

"I have closed all my five senses, but I still have this feeling. Is this true?!"

Apart from swearing, someone "solved the case"!

"This... this stench goes straight to the soul?!"

Everyone was taken aback, and after careful sensing, they were all ‘crazy’.

Straight into the soul, the stench in the depths of the black water can't be blocked by the five senses? !

"I can't stand it anymore, vomit!!!"

"Oh!!! Wow..."

Someone vomited, more than one.

"Fuck, I can't stand this animal life!"

How smelly is this really? ! It's so smelly that it's unbearable...

Especially the smelly smell that comes out can be felt by the soul. Who can stay? !

"Hahahaha!"

Under the black water, the ink blood toad laughed wildly: "This is a fierce virgin power. If you are not afraid of death, continue bombarding, and see if you can stand it!"

"Beast, you **** it!!!"

"I'll kill you when I wait! Nah..."

"I fucking... can't help it, vomit!!!"

A group of Taiyi disciples, full of confidence and personable style, came here, one by one, they were very popular, and they went "explosively"!

At this moment, they all cried!

While crying, vomiting, yelling, and galloping northward.

Lost your helmet and armor?

This is comparable to losing your helmet and armor, not knowing how much shame...

It's because Te Niang's really smelly!

Moreover, who could have thought that the magical power of this particular monster beast turned out to be stink? !

However, the stench that went straight to the soul, and it was also unbearable, this kind of natal supernatural power was also extremely powerful.

Why not smell Qi Zixiao?

Naturally because it does not want to die!

But these guys?

Humph, I just taught them, and I have never been a killer, the elders of Taiyi Holy Land, who can span the endless distance between Zhongzhou and the Eastern Wilderness, ran to cut myself, just to let out a bad breath? !

Comfortable!

Divine Soul sensed the appearance of Tai Yi disciples vomiting, crying, and running wildly, and the ink blood toad finally felt a lot more comfortable.

...

On the other side, Fan Jianqiang also slipped away.

It's so stinky! ! ! !

...

In this way, Heishuize calmed down, but because he didn't know how many ‘mud’ was blown up in all directions, this stench remained unfailing.

So...

When Dan Chengzi, who didn't know how many magical talisman on his leg, passed by here, he almost didn't get stunned and fell into it!

"Fuck, what's so smelly?"

"Which balao is **** here? Is there any more ethics!"

Fatty Dan shut off his sense of smell and cursed here. He didn't turn on the navigation, just heading north. Naturally, he didn't know what was ahead...

Under the black water.

The ink blood toad that hasn't been comfortable for long: "???"

It is depressed!

What is the situation with this special lady today? !

First, the saint of the Purple Mansion, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, followed by a large group of elite disciples in Taiyi Holy Land, and now there is another dead fat man shouting?

Is it good to be a bully?

I'm a monster beast during the catastrophe, I don't want face? !

Wow!

The black mud went upstream, shocked, Dan Chengzi only felt a burst of terrifying coercion, and an incomparable stench burrowing into his mind, suddenly his heart tightened, and he turned and ran!

This guy ran and cursed.

"Wait for the shit! When I find your Highness, I must ask her to cut you off!"

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