What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Stink... Dick wire?

Don't worry about the **** silk, still smelly?

Qi Zixiao is not a little white who has just arrived on the earth. In addition, he has learned to surf the Internet and has a mobile phone by his side. Isn't he clear of these Internet terms?

Stinky cock... It's more unbearable than a fat house!

Qi Zixiao suddenly became unhappy.

Although this guy really didn't find any advantages other than being handsome and being able to fool people, but in any case, it was tied to this saint. Why do you scold him?

You scold him, isn't that just scolding this saint?

She was expressionless, stretched out her hand and took out the key, pressed it lightly, the car lights turned on...

"!????"

In an instant, the girl who scolded Qi Zixiao was a stinky dick, she was stupid. She first looked at the key in her hand, then at the car, and then at the clothes she was wearing, wanting to vomit blood!

My heart is even more crazy.

You said you are obviously a big local tyrant, why are you wearing such a low-key dress? !

Don’t you know that T-shirts + shorts are low-key for the rich, but cockroaches for the poor?

At that moment, the girl was extremely embarrassed, her face changed one after another, like a rainbow.

"That... sorry, I didn't mean you, I meant that, that..."

Qi Zixiao laughed.

Not talking about me?

I know you scold that guy.

But the key is this saint now!

She still didn't speak, just watched quietly.

But another **** the side reacted and said, "Xiaoyan, how can you talk like this?"

"It was originally that we borrowed someone's car to take pictures, so I'll say sorry."

"Yes... I'm sorry."

"Xiaoyan" can be regarded as found a step, I'm sorry, Liandao.

"It's ok."

Qi Zixiao responded lightly.

"really?!"

Xiaoyan showed excitement.

Qi Zixiao: "..."

Fake~

She spoke faintly in her heart, then opened the car door and sat on it: "Go for a ride?"

"Really?!"

The two women were suddenly excited, especially Xiaoyan, who felt joy from the sky! She was originally a ‘moneyist’, but she offended the young local tyrant as soon as she spoke, and she regretted not to mention it.

But now, the local tyrant actually invites himself to go for a drive?

This happiness also came too suddenly, right? !

"Sorry, it's not you."

However, Qi Zixiao didn't look at Xiaoyan at all, but said to the woman beside her: "Beautiful lady, can you go for a ride with me?"

She bit the word ‘beautiful’ very hard.

Xiaoyan's face suddenly changed, an ugly batch...

In fact, from the point of view of her face, Xiaoyan is actually more beautiful, but the other party does not invite herself and says she is beautiful?

"This……"

Xiaoyan's girlfriend is a little embarrassed: "Not so good, right?"

"you are not willing?"

"No... Then, Xiaoyan, you just go back by yourself? I... go for a ride?"

Xiaoyan: "..."

"Chunchun, you!"

"He must be uneasy, don't go, we are the best girlfriends, aren't we?"

Xiaoyan was anxious and angry.

Why?

Why can't I be more beautiful for a ride with him, but instead invite Chunchun and say Chunchun is pretty?

Is it just because I said something stinky?

She can accept Qi Zixiao's anger, or accept Qi Zixiao's scolding them, but she can't accept it. Qi Zixiao invites her best friend Chunchun instead of herself!

"It's a good girlfriend..."

Chunchun had already opened the door of the co-pilot, climbed up with some ‘difficult’, and patted his chest: “But, I’ve never been in a big Gee.”

"Just let me sit down once, and I believe that my brother is so handsome, surely not a bad guy, right?"

Then, she blushed with Zixiao again and said: "Brother, people trust you very much, they will accompany you wherever you want to go for a ride."

Xiaoyan was stunned: "?????!!!"

What the hell?

She has always felt that she is a money worshiper, and she dreams of marrying a wealthy family.

To this end, she has already practiced to a deep heart.

But at this moment, she suddenly found out that her own scheming was a ghost? !

What kind of one's own good girlfriend Chunchun is the real scheming bitch, right? !

This is clearly stomping on herself madly, and don’t even say that she’ll pick it up!

Unreasonable! ?

Xiaoyan was completely angry.

People like her have a very typical psychology, that is, she gets it, and she will never let her friends get it!

Especially my girlfriends!

On weekdays, they say they are good girlfriends, but if one day they meet a local tyrant at the same time, and they are not attracted to them, it is possible for them to be good friends?

Absolutely not allowed!

Jealousy burst out in an instant!

"Chunchun, why are you doing this?!"

"Do you think that a big G is a good person? Do you think that if you have **** with him, he will treat you sincerely?"

"Don't be silly, I have never seen anyone, my mother? These rich people are very treacherous. Even if you are on your side, they just kicked them away in the end!"

"Don't be stupid, you are not a person who worships money, you don't understand these routines at all, or you will suffer!"

"Get out of the car, let's go back together..."

however……

Chunchun blinked innocently, "No way?!"

She covered her mouth and looked a little surprised: "Brother, are you the kind of person Xiaoyan said?"

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Qi Zixiao sneered in his heart, but calmly said on the surface: "Do you think I look like?"

"I don't think you resemble you, and certainly not."

Chunchun smiled: "Xiaoyan, you'd better go back first. I'll go for a ride and come back. Brother is not a bad person, really."

Xiaoyan: "..."

Me Nima? !

boom! ! !

She wanted to say something more, but Qi Zixiao had already started the vehicle.

"Thank you, let's go for a drive."

Qi Zixiao spoke slightly.

Xiaoyan: "..."

At this time, she certainly didn't dare to offend Qi Zixiao again, but she said angrily: "Chunchun, are we still good girlfriends?"

"You believe he doesn't believe me?"

"Come down!"

"Otherwise, my best friend has nothing to do!"

"Why are you doing this?"

Chunchun's acting skills were first-rate, tears came straight down, and she looked extremely weak and helpless: "Xiaoyan, I always thought we were best friends, why don't you believe me?"

"I just haven't taken a big G, I just want to try it."

"But you actually want to sever the relationship with my girlfriend for this?"

"Count me wrong for you!"

"Brother, let's go! I never want to see her again, oooooo..."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

Although her expression has not changed, her heart at this moment is shocking!

"I've seen it, what are scheming girls and green tea girls? Every action, expression, and every ‘line’ is full of scheming!"

"admire!"

"Really admire it!"

"The earth has no spiritual energy at all, people can't cultivate, and the individual force is simply unsightly, but this scheming... is really amazing!"

Qi Zixiao was shocked.

Xiaoyan was also shocked instantly.

What is scheming? !

This is so scheming!

In vain, I consider myself a scheming girl, and think that my best friend is a white lotus. The reason why I befriend her is because she is not as good as herself, she is not as good as herself, and she is not as good as herself...

Isn't it just enough to set yourself off if you bring it by your side?

As a result, I suddenly discovered... how many times her scheming is better than herself? ? ? ?

Especially when I think that Chunchun’s performance has always been that kind of super white lotus persona, it makes Xiaoyan’s heart cold...

This is too scary!

Om...

The vehicle starts.

Leave slowly.

Xiaoyan reacted, crying angrily in tears: "I want to break off friendship with you!!!"

"If you die, you will die. Friends like you, I...uuuu..." Chunchun's voice came from a weak voice, still crying.

Xiaoyan almost burst her lungs when she heard it!

"This scheming female watch!!!"

"I'm so angry ah ah ah!!!"

She left, full of anger.

...

On the other side, I turned a few corners and walked on a small country road...

Chunchun's tears were still wet, and he said, "Brother, I don't have any girlfriends anymore."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

Seeing that he couldn't move Qi Zixiao by pretending to be pitiful, Chunchun cried and cried, and stopped crying, and asked with red eyes, "Ahem, where are you taking me?"

"Why can't you see people here?"

"Don't you..."

"But, people will be shy, can't be here..."

"But it's hot, let me drag my jacket."

In the next moment, Chunchun took off his jacket, only a vest with the navel left inside.

Qi Zixiao: "?????"

What the hell! ?

So it turns out that the big G's air conditioner is not good, so women can't help taking off their clothes when getting in the car?

Qi Zixiao couldn't help but complain.

Why did I drive here?

Of course it is because there are no traffic police on the country roads! ! !

...

But Qi Zixiao is not a fool, knowing Chunchun's thoughts, and at the same time, she suddenly has a strange thought~!

Um, how would it feel to be with a woman?

Qi Zixiao suddenly had an urge to explore.

But the next moment, she suddenly felt nauseous and even nauseous.

"..."

"get off!"

"what?"

"it's here?"

Chunchun was taken aback, and then half bit her lip: "If you really want to...you should get in the car, if you get off, it won't work."

"...!!!"

I want to vomit more.

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes: "I will let you get out of the car!"

"Then, since my brother insists..."

Chunchun got off the bus.

then……

boom!

The door closed, Qi Zixiao kicked the accelerator and the vehicle went away.

Chunchun: "...?????"

She was silly, and then her face was gloomy.

Until now, where does she still not understand?

I am obviously being used to avenge my ‘good girlfriends’~www.ltnovel.com~ and now, the two have successfully turned from girlfriends to ‘enemies’!

...

"It's disgusting to me."

At the door of his house, after stopping the car, Qi Zixiao patted his chest.

"Yo? Disgusting?"

But at this moment, Zhou Na appeared out of nowhere, and said with a smile: "I said there is such a big G here, so you bought it for the little sister?"

"However, why did you come back so soon? Wouldn't it..."

Qi Zixiao was dumbfounded and could not argue: "..."

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